Some people should not be photographers (25 Photos)

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  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    I'll be FIIIRAAHHHSRRTTTT to say: This! Gallery! Needs! Moar! Consistency!!!11!1

    Happy meow, trl87?

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "Fuck Paula, you made me smile against my will again…..must fight troll….must resist Paula's persistence….must not thumb up! AAAHHHGGHH – 99bags"

    • Mooooooo

      Hey Paula, I found your senior year picture:
      http://cyclelikesedins.files.wordpress.com/2009/0

    • 99bags

      Fuck you! I didnt say that!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Yes! You! Did! I do NOT make them up. Eversies!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "Paula, how the hell are you going to maintain such an awesomely bad negative rating if you start posting up gems like this? – Justin Hall"

        • trl87

          HAHAHA YES!!!!!!!!!!

    • Paul

      I'll admit, paula, that your comments are funny and comical (at times) but you've lost your…hmm….trolling essence? No. Your trolling touch? No. Ah! Your trolling relevance. You're about as relevant as…well, when I think of something it'll be superb! I promise.

      • Fail - THE WORLD

        were all cringing here for ya!

  • Not OKAY

    #23 scares the crap outta me…

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #17 Looks like an invitation to me

    • map

      Find her!!

      • Oltimey

        Don't you mean find her some SUN, and tanning booth, hell even a spray tan.

    • Knockout_Ned

      Yes. I see nothing wrong here.

    • Ricky

      Invitation to herpes

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Poor girl looks like she's been kept in a cave. I bet she literally repels the sun.

    • Fapasaurus

      More like she's lifting her leg up to pee

    • james

      An invitation to the wonderful world of the clap.

    • North

      I'd do her

    • https://www.facebook.com/frederic.purenne Frédéric Purenne

      It's not that some people shouldn't be photographers, it's that some people shouldn't be models!

    • Static

      i guarantee that if this was exposed properly, she wouldn't look like an extra from twilight.

    • Anotherwes

      that's because you're a rapist.

    • Joey

      Just an ordinary Chivette in full daylight.

    • http://www.facebook.com/justin.strouse.1 Justin Strouse

      Touche sir touche,but put me in that corner id have no choice but to f**k my out out of it

    • Gooneegoogoo

      I would do her.

  • dragon2777

    most of these are actually "Some people shouldn't be photo editors" but yeah they are all pretty bad

    • Hunter X

      Absolutely, positively 100% nailed it on the head. Most of the 'photography' is ok…it's the poor creativity (or lack of creativity) that's the problem.

      • Nort

        No they are poorly executed photographs with no understanding of light and composure.

  • NDChiver

    #11 What could possibly be going through this persons head?!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I'm hoping for a bullet.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "Paula…. FUCK OFF!. The Chive and all Chivers hate you. Please die today in a car accident or from a heart attack. – anonymous"

    • Guest

      Bacon grease

    • Dick Salad

      #4 sex with god = pregnant
      #11 sex with green giant = pregnant

    • Guest

      You have to wonder if that is this persons ass or stomach.

  • MattKL

    Whole buncha WTF with this post. Pretty much all of it, in fact.

  • thetech2

    ok most of that is creepy

  • Gghh

    #24 the chive and the charlotte John blog are all I need

    • Anotherwes

      you know how i know you're gay?

  • https://www.facebook.com/potsie.mcgill Potsie McGill

    #15 Is the Green Lantern trying to escape from that guys ass?

    • Yup, I did.

      More like the Green Lantern is still in the closet……

      • chivefoundit

        I see what you did there. That was a pretty gay comment.

    • mullet

      with our powers combined we are captain nucksack. glow nutsack glow. worst episode ever.

    • Pat McGroin

      i think this is what happens when you fart at a pink floyd show…

    • ATouchofInsanity

      Could be the Green Lantern's cockring

  • Bud

    #23 If you get a 3d image of your baby done do the world a favor and keep it to yourself. I already have enough fucked up shit in my head.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Mac…. you scare me. Really.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "Shut up Bob! – Billy"

  • Not OKAY

    #13 Rebecca Black's senior photo

  • Just Sayin'

    #18 Called a money shot in the comments. Don't think so.

  • My eyes!

    #17

    It's not the photographer. Ansel Adams himself could have taken that picture and that pig would still have ruined it.

    • Misanthrope

      Five people apparently find that pig to be attractive. Bestiality is illegal, people. Sorry to ruin your fantasy

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #23 Damned buritos!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "Just when you seemed that you possibly might have a heart, and were capable of acting like a human being paula, you go and fuck it up."

    • NebraskaGuy

      *Burritos

      You're welcome 🙂

      • SpellCheck

        dammit you beat me to it!

        • Dr. Who

          us white people love correcting grammar. it's better than sex to us.

          • ouchie

            if correcting grammar is better than sex, you must be a virgin, and live with your grandma

    • James

      Paula,
      Please go crawl in a hole and die.
      That is all.

  • BaconatorBeef

    #22 is it wrong that I wanna pee in these ?

  • Bradyized

    The only thing I can really ask at this point, is where do you keep finding this sh!t

    • Nine

      The possibilities to that answer scare me….

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Please leave the Can-o-Worms alone.

  • justChive

    #6 How do I hold all of these birds?

  • twoedges

    #25 fat bride has fat shoes

    • None

      Am i the only one thinking that the bottom right corner of that image could possibly be as rewarding as bubblegirl in the photoshop circles?

  • MidwestChiver

    #14 What is that

    • thedude325

      Don't look into it's eyes. It will steal your soul.

    • Nine

      Proof that gingers have no souls.

    • God help us all.

      Kill it with fire!

    • Johnny K.

      The zombie apocalypse is worse than we though… They're all gingers!!!

    • Aaron

      DAYWALKER!!!!!!!!

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #11 I see PETA has made a vegan alternative to "Prometheus".

  • http://picsclix.blogspot.com Pics4you

    #11 Should never be a photographer

  • Djblue

    I don't see what's wrong with #8, it's pretty cute. the others, tho…

    • Static

      could be the fact the a BABY is WRAPPED IN FUCKING ELECTRIC LIGHTS. Yeah, that could be a problem, and its creepy

      • kingdink

        Or the fact that Christmas lights are covered in lead. They all have warning labels on them and you're supposed to wash your hands after handling. You know what's a better idea? Wrapping them around an infant to play with and stick in their mouths. And yeah, electricity is bad there too probably slightly more hazardous than lead at that point. I blame pinterest for most of these pictures.

  • James

    Chive, this may be a very dumb question but how do you post a picture in your comment? Thanks for any help. KKCO

    • http://picsclix.blogspot.com Pics4you

      Let me help you… 🙂
      All you need to do is put this # and the picture number mentioned in the post. Your desired picture will be posted in your comment.

      • James

        Ah thank you very very much my kind sir/ Maaam! xD

    • jjj

      Use the pound sign # then right after it put the number of the photo, ie. 8: so…you get #8

    • matt

      hashtag a niumber i.e. #17 #17 #17 #17 lol

    • REVOLVER_KAZ

      Chive noob fail.

      • suck me dry

        suck me dry.

  • Penal_Colony

    Wow… these are god damn horrible.

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