A trip down memory lane, brought to you by your childhood (35 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/gabino.salgadojr Gabino Salgado Jr

    time to play pogs!

    • Dan

      #23 nice tits

      • Imzkid

        Totally get that.

      • wdh

        lol this one had me on the floor.. channel up,down,up,down~~~

  • TokyoFace

    #19 … gonna be my new wallpaper

    • Joe


      • TokyoFace

        now its not gonna be my new wallpaper….lol

        • Kristen

          Nobody cares, CuntFace.

  • Anjin-San

    #23 It's a nipple…
    quite sure that was a nipple..

    • _ThisGuy_

      I laughed because it's true.

    • D. Linquent

      not sure, could be an elbow

    • Your mother

      The best part was when you had the split second of semi-clarity, which kept you watching and waiting for more.

    • EE2268

      I see what you did there… 3am squiggle-vision.

    • Dude Imbibes

      I remember jamming a penny into the buttons on the cable box to achieve this. Early 'hacking' at its finest

    • InvertedCheeze

      these kids nowadays… have it so easy.

      WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE……I had to walk in the snow…uphill both ways… just to watch porn….

    • Dave

      Scrambled porn?

    • st33

      I remember getting clarity for about 1 minute when I was probably 13…I freaked out and turned this channel because I thought I had magically ordered it and it would show up my parents bill. Classic.

    • KyleGamgee

      And here I thought I was going to have to explain this one…

    • nwf

      I was looking for the boobies for a while before I finally moved on.

  • Rollout25

    #1 #23 Before the Internet this was porn

    • BSS

      #1 Happen to my Fasttimes at Ridgemount High right when Phoebe Cates getting out of pool. Life was cruel.

    • MOAR

      Kids today don't know how good they have it.

    • Mr_Taco

      I remember this in my preteens, though I think I was the luckiest (and most popular) teenager in my neighborhood: We had a descrambled satellite tv and my mom didn't know how to work the channels. Spice network, playboy tv, vivid, and that channel where all they did was strip.

  • Duke

    #15 great movie. but sad scene 😦

    • Flox

      This completely devastated me whenever I saw it. Which was problematic, since I only owned a very limited number of tapes. (holla if you still got your vcr hooked up!)

      • Cat

        still got a vcr … need to save my tapes …

        and yes this was the most devasting part of the movie .. sooo sad, brings tears to my eyes even now

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      this and when Mufasa are the only times i cried in a movie

    • troof

      Thanks for trying to make me cry on a Friday morning, Chive

    • Froman

      I just downloaded all 14 of these for my kid. he loves them. this movie was epic when i was 5

  • Kyle

    #23 I think I see a boobie. YEAH! TOTALLY SAW IT!

    • What an open goal

      Yeah. Upper left. That's a nipple! :p

      • ace_rounder

        Sorry everyone, I hate to be the debbie downer of this one, but it's NOT a nipple. It's an eye. Look at the picture starting from the bottom. The guy is wearing a blue shirt and as you go up and a little left, there's a small yellow trace that shoots to the right….this is the beginning opening of his shirt. You could also see his nose around the middle of the picture. As you go a little higher, the yellow/green trace (his face) moves a little left and leads to his right eye. No nip and I just realized how pathetic I am describing a scrambled image. If there was a degree in this, I would have had a doctoral degree by 15.

        • Mr_Taco

          Are you a decoder for the FBI?

    • JoeyW311

      That is exactly what I used to say watching this channel. LOL

    • Tara

      "I think someone is trying to watch some illegal channels."

      "spank my hairy ass"


    • Matt

      Memories with the spice channel

  • Daniel_Tosh

    Yes! I used to throw these little fuckers everywhere!

    • ManBearPig

      Hell yeah dude.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Throw the little fuckers everywhere, eh? So you had many flying fucks to give? Rock on.

      • Mike

        you did what i see there

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      Those were the best, bought them every year in elementary torn them up a few days later, rinse and repeat!

    • TheJesus

      Wow…I hadn't thought about these things in probably 20+ years. Awesome…

    • Lawrence

      Man, these things broke so damn easily… definitely used to get on the roof and toss them off though

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Ay my boi me to sike i fuk with aAIR HOGS my man!

    • GB_

      These were the coolest when I was a kid. I would love to find a crate full of them in an old warehouse. Would be the best day ever.

  • Trav1121

    #9 Only Nintendo and Link could make a game where you have to remember musical chords incredible!
    #21 Earthworm Jim games are some of my most treasured childhood memories. Can't wait for the TV cartoon Complete Series on DVD coming out in the middle of July! Psycrow 4tw!

    • wakedork

      Earth Worm jim on iOS is a god send.

    • Jake

      #9 I tried to get my younger sister to play it recently; she said she absolutely hated it. I cannot tell you what happened next.

    • Flox

      So could Lucas Arts, even before most people had external speakers. If you're feeling very nostalgic, google 'Loom'. Beware it's 22 years old.

      • Groggy

        Was just about to comment the same. "Loom" was an AWESOME fucking game. It and "The Secret of Monkey Island" got me stuck on PCs.

    • Arjay

      Still playing Earthworm Jim on the PS3. By the way, thanks for the notice about the complete series DVD. I'll be on the lookout for it.

  • BUrgandy

    #4 game?

    • Turrebo

      No, real.

    • 裴世明

      007 – goldeneye … The Complex. Best played with remote mines, IMO.

      • Jeff

        When playing golden eye, the only acceptable special weapon to use was the golden gun.

        • http://www.facebook.com/atarrance Adam Tarrance

          Odd jobs hat was the best

          • Canadianmedic

            No odd job!!!!

            • Random

              I hated that little bastard! Everyone else had to crouch.

      • anony


        • jimmy c

          Yeah really. People could easily kill you from behind and there isn't even much in front of you to snipe. Fuck they talking about?

    • http://www.facebook.com/atarrance Adam Tarrance

      007 goldeneye

    • Tank

      Slappers only if you're really hard as fuck

      • Johnny K.

        Nah, bro… Power Weapons and License to Kill…. Spray and pray that shit!!!

        • Johnny M.

          License to Kill with Pistols…4 controllers in multi-play with 4 people waiting…countless hours during high school

          • http://www.facebook.com/cavok Cody Klein

            Prox mines and Klobbs!!

            • darf

              HATED THE KLOB!!!!!

              • thedude325

                Slappers only, license to kill. Endless fun.


      YEs a game…ONLY THE BEST !!!! 007 Golden eye!!!!!

    • DREW

      Almost shouldn't even tell him. That's a crime of ignorance if you're even browsing this post and don't understand all of these pics.

    • ZenkTheTanK

      Perfect Dark

    • KC&ThunderUp

      The complex was the shiznit! The best spot is actually where this snapshot was taken

    • Incredible

      Goldeneye multiPlayer mode. "complex" map

    • 4897

      Modern Warfare 3

    • KCCO410

      perfect dark did it better, goldeneye was more revolutionary.

    • http://twitter.com/BrandonScottB @BrandonScottB

      Favorite modes:

      Complex Power Weapons License To Kill
      Facility Remote Mines
      Temple Rocket Launchers (queue: Rammstein)
      The Stack Grenade Launches

      Oddjob was the best, followed by the female moonraker. Worst guy: Jaws – you were a 7 foot giant that anyone could hit.

      Also, throwing knives on License To Kill.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      I know of a similar place on skidrow mw2. Classic 2010 shit

      Ps i am [oc80]robertdowneySR

    • james

      r u fuckin kidding me?

  • Trav1121

    #7 Want!
    #19 Keeping!
    #29 Have still!

    • https://www.facebook.com/frederic.purenne Frédéric Purenne

      I don't get it… new cars still have the rolling down window handle…

      • Mike

        eventually they will phase out

        • sadman

          Yep, people just have to quit being poor. (Pssst, they still sell low end cars that have manual everything)

          • DrFunkenstein

            If my roll down window breaks, it costs 5 bucks to fix. Lemme know how much it costs when your electric window breaks.

    • Bahamo

      Yo, there's Donatello.
      Even for a turtle, he's mellow.
      It's simple, it's simple what makes him grin.
      Just give him anything
      Give him anything
      Give him anything that you plug in.
      If it's got to do with a chip or a bit,
      energy that just won't quit!

    • Ned_Ryerson

      #7 was my first concert ever!

      • RichMahogany

        Mine too!

  • MonkeyMadness

    #2 That's the look on his face after he's seen things he shouldn't have to see in the shower.

  • rromero

    I don't care what people say, the 90's were 10 years ago!

    • km23

      I think your math is a little off.

      • rromero

        I think your childhood wasn't in the awesome 90's as mine, and just for the record, you are included in "people".

        • Derp

          Yeah, I think he missed the running joke…

  • Justin cider

    #23 love that porn, kids today are spoiled with there pornhub.

    • Simon

      And their dictionaries.

      • Mr_Taco

        *Urban dictionaries

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Blacks on blondes blacks on blacks BUff blacks # workaholics brazzers ref

  • _ThisGuy_

    #35 No doubt.

    And if you couldn't win, you could at least dent the hell out of the other guy's pogs.

  • tapsnapornap

    Totally went to #7 and it was awesome, and will buy #12 every damn time I see one. Never had cable #23 😦

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #34 RIP owen hart
    #21 had a dream like this just the other day, catapulting a cow and she doesnt even go into a spin. classic

  • jag

    #17 Sums it up

  • SUPer4Life

    #13 What happened to the white kid on the left????

    • DrGarnicus

      At first, I thought the same damn thing! HAHA. Trick photography or some such!

    • Hannibal

      They ate it…

  • QuiXotic

    #33 Rainbow Road shortcut FTW!!!

    • Optimus_prime

      Best course to play don't drink and drive

    • Drew

      Success versus failure rate was a 1 to 5 average.

    • yep

      I loled for this one

    • TheJesus

      wrong spot, though. it was the yellow stripe.

    • Milk Steak

      If the GIF would have gone for an extra 30 seconds, guaranteed Wario would have slid right off the edge of the ole Rainbow Road into oblivion.

  • XL22

    Speaking of memory lane do you guys remember SURGE? I need the chive army's help please join our cause! http://WWW.Facebook.com/surgemovement

    • Ned_Ryerson

      dude! let it go. no need to put this on every post. just put a cup of sugar in your mountain dew.

      • Yeah

        ^ wins.

    • Simon

      Are you still dragging this out? Go outside and do something with your life. And please stop.

    • Si1entStatic

      Coke will slap a new name on it and relaunch the line eventually. Till then go stock up on Vault and get strung out on that.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Aye aye my bois easy easy its just one comment. Dont get so #butthurt. Dwygd do wht u gotta do my boi!

  • b3nje909


    chick in blue is hot as..
    find her!

    • rtyu

      yes please find her!!!

  • Ryan

    #33 The few times I hit it, I felt like a God.

    • socalmarti

      Best level EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • thedocument

    #4 is incorrect, it's circling nothing in that image. The actual position where the camera is would be the best sniping spot.

    • 裴世明


      • GSXRMike

        Right. In that secret room where you can see out but they can't see in!

        • Andy Valentine

          That + Golden Gin = totally fucked opposition.

          Unless they were using Oddjob, which was practically cheating.

          • ManitobanChivette

            True story. My brother was always Oddjob. And he was the gamer out of the two of us. That son of a bitch… Kicked my ass, every time.

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              Aye my boi dont spill my drink!


  • https://www.facebook.com/frederic.purenne Frédéric Purenne

    I don't get #29, new cars still have handles to roll down your window!

    • DemBone

      Nowhere close to how many cars used to have it.
      They may one day not have them in cars at all.

      • Ned_Ryerson

        hence the "i wonder how long it will take" part.

        • Yeowza

          I still move my hand in a circle to say it.

    • chops

      Stripped down commercial vehicles have them … sometimes. Also vehicles sold in "3rd world" income level areas are VERY basic and thus much cheaper.

    • http://facebook.com/cre8ivdzine Bryan_W
    • rage

      I think your on the wrong site bro

    • lol

      i bet you also don't get where babies come from

  • Schnizz56

    #23 when you're 13 u could spend an hour watching this. The power of boobies

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