Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (38 Photos)

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  • Darwin

    #19 – Awesome.

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      I will think of that serviceman, and all the others, when I read to my 4 year old son tonight. Thank you for the reminder to appreciate seeing my son everyday.


    • theycallmebob

      My sister-in-law wrote the book that he is reading. It is called "I Need My Monster". It is an awesome book. Here's the amazon link: http://www.amazon.com/Need-My-Monster-Amanda-Noll

    • shultsy0614

      This made me really proud to be an American, this serviceman is doing it right. And if he is a Chiver, I want to say Thanks!

      • JinGJ

        Say thanks anyway. It's the right thing to do.

    • Yuri

      Dad first, protector of freedom second, This man is my hero You GO soldier!KCCO! Thank you for your service and sacrifice

      • Turrebo

        Reading a book over Skype is a sacrifice? How?

        • Turrebo smash

          How about the giving his time to his country instead of being there at home reading to his kid you doucher damn you dumb turrebo

        • Paul

          You are an ASS with no children ( I hope )

    • Lopez

      I was survey in Iraq lucky I didn't have any children at the time. I couldn't count the number of times my friends would hang up
      with their kids and breakdown. Then they would flip the switch back and realize they need to focus cause that's what will get us home. Stay low shoot striaght all my brothers and sisters. Hooah go and get em.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Inspired work mee boi! Double thumbs up to kramer too!
        My boi mah man mahy bro"- leo blood diamond

    • electric boogalo

      At my daughter's soccer game another mom was facetiming the game to her husband in Iraq so he could see their daughter play. Amazing.

    • Lisa

      Soldier, if you or your family ever do the DAR, seriously, thank you all very much. I've lived that life. It isn't easy. It is worth it. Thanks to you and yours. ;)

    • Larry

      This man is a great example of a father even while serving his country.

    • thatgirldownsouth

      Not gonna lie, got a little misty on that one.

  • Cholley2

    #38 worth it! Love Friday DAR!

    • Holy Shnikies

      God help us if those things are real…

    • blue_bronco

      Friday DAR means Cat Saturday is less than 12 hours away ;)

    • ada

      worst friday of chive ever

  • Acesevens


    • http://www.facebook.com/nickgggg Nick Graber

      Yummm Brittney!

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      John is my idol… Damn she is fine!

    • Jason

      That will be a nice birthday present!

    • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

      Let's hope John doesn't pass out and this post is late too!

    • dahcj

      Fuck Ya!!!

      • Me.

        July 3rd is my birthday. What a badass way to kick off the day.

  • miles


    • Guest

      Only 2 more sleeps til Canada day!! :D

  • Dirt

    Happy Friday Chivers

  • Scott


    • feesees


      • ^ dumbass

        it would actually be 4,321,432nd dipshit

        • Phil

          It's called a joke ass clown

          • phils friend


            • ThirdWheel

              Phil and his friend? Want to hang out?

              • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                Hahahahhah hit me up 6104380726 Phil allen stu we can be wolfpack/ young men together again

        • Ummm

          Maybe it was deliberate?

  • miles philpott

    #22 needs to be my pet

    • alex

      They make pretty good pets, actually. Go look up some youtube videos- theres a bunch of them playing inside with dogs and stuff like that.

    • bMorris


    • jjj

      What a fox!

    • saltygary

      Get a Pomeranian. Larger ones look similar and they won try to eat your balls for lunch.

    • Cog
      • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

        Not sure if……

  • the_mike

    #10 That is cool and all of you. But do you just walk around with a spare green KCCO shirt? How does that work?

    • Luke0027

      i was wondering the same thing

    • AB

      i am just going to believe this guy is the KCCO fairy and just walks around handing out shirts to chivettes then bangs them.

      • chivette

        If I ever met a Chiver (preferably one who looks like that) and he just handed me a green KCCO shirt…he would have a good chance of taking me home that night. Just saying.

        • http://www.facebook.com/MrKleveno Mark Kleveno

          Someone get this woman a shirt!

          • Chive Staff

            No. She can buy one like everyone else.

            • guest

              Well of course that's the "official" company policy…



        • NEchivette

          maybe a date or two first? =/

        • Kristen

          So, now that we know you're a whore, we're just haggling over the price.

        • TAW

          That's because you're a whore who obviously has never seen a normal looking dude before.

      • the_mike

        I can see it now he just walks around Disney with it looking for the cute chivette that does a double take and gives him that smile. Then he hands over the shirt with a post it note on it that reads "Must be this size to follow me home". Then they just melt.

        Fucking Ninja Chiver. My hat is off to you.

        • qweriii

          mind blown

    • myself

      They fold up really small, like enough to easily put in a pocket. I had no idea what my package was when my DAR shirt came. Looked like a toilet paper tube in an plastic envelope.

    • NEchivette

      Chivers always complain that they never have/see chivettes around but Ive worn my KCCO shirt to big street dances and even to worlds of fun last weekend and found NO chivers! I have met one since I started chiving! :(

      • Bear

        Come to California

      • Trav1121

        I haven't met a lot either. I have worn my Chive shirts around and gotten a couple 'Chive On's. Even sold some dude my extra DAR shirt. Better than eBaying it, like a douche. Almost makes me wanna by a couple extra shirts (if I can) next time they go up and surprise the fuck outta some 9-5 Chivers that never get a chance to experience the ridiculous, enraging onslaught that is Shopify. So keep verbal, Chivers, and you might get a rare gift!

      • Minnemom

        I was at the Minnesota Rivers Edge Music festival last weekend and I saw probably a dozen or so Chive and BFM shirts. but I didn't say anything because I'm a mom in my upper 40's and thought it would embarrass a 20-something if I commented on his shirt. I might have ruined his swag…

        • yaddayadda

          Well, anyone who truly had 'swag' wouldn't give a fuck. lol.

        • Trav1121

          Shout it out! Don't be shy! Show how cool you are! :)

        • Miro

          I was there too and noticed a bunch of them! Wish I had mine already so i could sport it around town…

      • Ron weasley

        were there a lot of shirtless dudes with tshirts in their pockets and turned inside out, or throwing their shirt in a dumpster or possible running in the other direction like in ghostbusters?

        just a thought

        thought #2 are you from maine

        thought #3 maybe they don't want a girl that wears a shirt from a male dominated website, and is merely looking for attention

        insert troll face

        • NEchivette

          ya know now that you mention it…….

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            Ne just make sure that u "dont ever tell me how to live my life"- kenny powers hot rod

        • Ron

          son of a bitch that what i get for half ass using MLA format

      • AFan

        BTW NEchivette, you're hot. Submit more and quickly!

      • skinger

        Hey, I'm from KC. If I see a Chivette in a KCCO or a BFM shirt, I am all over that. Nothing speaks volumes of someone's values or personality like knowing they're connected to The Chive.

        • NEchivette


      • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

        that happens… I went on vacation to Atlanta, stayed there for a week and then drove a few days all the way back to Mexico doing some stops along the way and FOUND NO CHIVERS… do not like xD

        • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

          moar btw =P

      • the_mike

        Wore my black KCCO to the Sporting KC game Tuesday, only had one "Nice shirt". Its a crap shoot sometimes.

        • Roeshamboe

          Was in Reno for the TOOL concert, had 10 chive ons and BFM's just walking to the back of the line.
          Then I was at a Crossfit event in Northern California and had 3 Chive ons there. So not sure, maybe not as many Chivers in those areas.

          • Slam

            Was at a phillies game. And a guy in the green KCCO shirt wearing a mullet wig made the megaton.. Was awesome. Wish I found him to shake his hand.

    • joanpone

      Will someone please FIND THAT SEXY MAN.

    • Tyler Durden

      I call bullshit!

      • Sarcastic Steve

        You mean we shouldn't believe everything we see on the internet?

        • Sherman

          pretty much. planned bullshit is bullshit.

    • Justin

      This Chivette gave a speed pass thing to another Chiver to get them to the front of the line of the Cars ride. This dude must have seen that, thought she was cute or something and thought to hook her up with a shirt if he saw her.

      thats my guess.

      • disney

        I dont have speed passes for carsland rides…. Wish I did, but i'm not cool enough. I was bored and wrote him a note, he gave me a shirt. all in all it was awesome.

        • the_mike

          Awesome indeed.


          • Disney


    • Cog

      Works better than handing out candy, or roofy coladas. Giggity!

    • Nishtai

      I was going to ask exactly that same thing. Do you keep KCCO shirts in your trunk, hoping a Chivette will come to you and tell you she loves The Chive?

      Good Thinking, my man!

      • Nishtai

        Although, there's a really fine line between "the sweet guy who gave me a KCCO shirt" and "the creepy needy guy who had a brand-new KCCO in his car to give away to a girl". You must ride that line very smoothly

        • Patches

          There's no fine line… if you have to resort to carrying around a tshirt to give to women to get attention, you're creepy as fuck.

          • Nishtai

            I agree, but there's a "slight" chance that he had that shirt by sheer luck, Or he's an A-hole and gave away a Tshirt he bought for someone else

    • Lexi

      Who is that yummy man??

    • NoS*t

      Not rocket science people. The guy knows that wearing a BFM shirt will get him noticed by potential chivettes. Give said chivette a shirt, unzip pants. The formula works, as evident by "chivette"'s comment.

  • the_mike

    #38 Moar Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Poke4Life

      That is Jenna, from yesterday!

      • IfYouWould

        Link please!

        • Poke4Life

          Stick your finger up your ass.

      • the_mike

        oooooooooh yeah.

      • JSJ

        Definitely not 'Jenna'. She's my wifey and a new Chivette so i'm sure you'll see MOAR! :)


        • Kristen

          Your wife is a whore.

  • Tillman61

    #29 That looks awesome. #30 Are there more to this series?

    I need a beer

    • DeDav

      I've only downloaded one or two sets of her, so I'm not entirely sure if it's NSFW, but let's just assume it isn't…

    • abc

      theres a shitload more of her. i have 396mb of pics for eeehhh entertainment purposes..

      not sure how to share something like that, let me know and i will!

      you can also search for april on girls-mag.de

      also some of her galleries are called skatergirl, outback, butterfly, and ontheroad

    • Montana

      #30. This is one of the sexiest pictures ever, and it shows almost nothing.

    • thom

      I was hoping #30 was a gif.

      • 1 hour ago

        I see what you did there.

  • DarthJ

    Need to add a new shirt to the stable: Bruce Fucking Campbell!

    • Ash Housewares

      The picture should be him with his chainsaw arm. Done.

    • omgh4x

      I thought the same exact thing when I saw #27


      He has always seemed to me like the kind of guy who keeps calm and chives on..

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Fuk that get a samuel l shirt up. U sendin the wolf facial expression

      Get nutted


      Use the face from the cover of his book, it's perfect for BFM-esque shirt.

      • http://www.facebook.com/groups/449213905097537/ Saskguy26

        Which book? He's got "If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor" and "Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way". Both have great face shots.

    • WalkaboutBandit

      No way. He lives in Jacksonville, Oregon. He hates it when you say," This is my BOOM stick" (I was very drunk leaving Bella Union)or try and act normal to him. He wants you to act like a star struck peon.

      • TheIrishFascist

        Yeah I disagree I have met him in his hometown and he was very humble person….great guy….would instabuy a "Chin" shirt.

      • OneEyedBandit

        Maybe it's because you were "very drunk" and acting like an ass?

    • NOOT

      LETS DO THIS #27

    • Roose1134

      There def needs to be a bad ass Army of Darkness Bruce Campbell shirt!

    • Bzcutt

      Bruce is the fucking man

    • hesaidout

      i would buy some sort of boomstick shirt for sure…

    • etcrr


  • Larry

    #5 you are a dick. #28. Hello pretty ladies…

    • foul83

      #28 Nice Toe.

      • Paul

        Made me look ..

    • Heh

      #5 If only it were a gif, showing a group of guys giving that "smart" car the Mentos ad treatment.

  • the_mike

    #30 You, um, took the picture just a little too soon!

  • AB

    #17 Future chivers

    • Anon

      that one dude has a big fucking hammer.

    • chim richels

      No. These kids are thin, active and outside. The future Chivers are the ones across the street – the fat dorky kids playing video games.

      • Fat dorky kid

        So according to your statement, I'm already a future chiver!

    • Lil John

      Loser on the right bought his!

    • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

      lets go Larping

  • mikey

    Have a great weekend everyone! Sun's out, buns out.
    I really like girl's bums.

    • AllanA

      3rd kid to the right "I do what I want"

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #37 Agreed, Cheers

    • Wood Dog

      #26 = Marcia Brady?!?!?!?

      • Wood Dummy

        Shit #25

  • http://twitter.com/Howling_Eagle @Howling_Eagle

    #32 back to the future balling status

    • HatBomb

      What's the point in a time machine if you can't bring your entourage?

    • Tomx569

      When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

  • the_mike

    #16 Awwwww a Koala Train!

    • Alan

      Koality time.

    • Dirty_Dingus

      Australian Bobsled team?

    • truth

      Fun fact. Koalas are carriers of chlamydia. Clap train.

  • Chiefhenry27

    #11 Hey, how you doing?

    • Rahm Emanuel

      She ruined her body with horrible tattoos…that is one fad that people will be paying for, for the rest of their lives!!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

        You know how I can tell you are gay?……

        • Kristen

          Because he has a girls' name…oh, wait.

      • sean

        fad? iirc, fads dont last very long… o.O

      • Tomx569

        Tattooing has been practiced for centuries worldwide, I'd hardly call that a fad. Dumbass.

    • conreeze

      Jessica Jane Clement… hawwwwtty

  • I-Need-$$

    WTF John!!!! I know your hung over but DAMN!!!!!!

    • RealZoo

      #31….John is asking, "Where da Sistas at"?

      • I-Need-$$

        John got jungle fever!!!!!!!!

  • st33

    It begins.

  • https://www.facebook.com/georgeriveraiscool12 George Rivera

    #5 douchebag parking

    • MonkeyMadness

      Me and a friend could easily move that bitch up on the grass. We used to do that in high school with the small cars. :P

      • JinGJ

        It's just part of the arrogance that goes with buying a glorified golf cart that get's mediocre fuel economy for it's size and can't haul more than one other person and a gallon of milk at the same time.

        Just the nature of the notsosmart car and the idiots that buy them.

  • halkyrie

    #19 awww!
    #21 … I would also be very confused o_O

    • hello please

      Also, 21 is awesome.

    • hello please

      Some pictures on this site just bring a lump to the throat. 19 is one of them. #37 is another.

    • Tomx569

      I think the Gran Turismo one's underappreciated here…

  • t_black13

    #16 all on board the Koala train !

  • I-Need-$$

    #30 Dont worry I'll wait……

    • Rizwan

      Plzzzzzzzz open it

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