Cat Saturday (26 Photos)

Have your cat follow Mac on twitter here.

  • MattKL

    #26 Cool cat.

  • douche baggins

    Thought it wasn't coming for a second… Also, fuck Paula

    • Paula fucks corpses

      Why in the world would any living thing, anywhere, in any dimension, want to eve think about fucking Paula? Dude, that's punishment for murder in some nations.

      • WithAK

        Fuck was used as a noun, not a verb.

      • 0439

        you're trying too hard.

    • Go Hoosiers

      Right? Is it me, or has this week just been a half assed, thrown together, Chive remix

      • @JJrrake

        Whos paula? Abdul? Shit id prob fuk her

      • TigerLily2012

        Agreed, not sure what was going on this week but no fucks were giving with the chive posts this week.

      • Paula_

        Considering how drunk the crew got it's honestly some sort of a miracle Cat Saturday got posted at all. On! Saturday! mind you! Mac is one tough cookie…
        Also, fuck cats.

        – Fan testimonial: "I want to marry you Paula guy or gal not matter don't give much of a fuck! Hugs, Your no. 1 Fan That Bitch who knows a good thing when she sees it. xxxxx – koochie koo"

        • sploodge

          sick of your fake testimonials, getting old Paula, haven't you got anything else?

          • Paula_

            All of themsies are 100% authentic, but you know that already. So your beloved Paula is not falling for it.

            – Fan testimonial: "I bet in real life Paula (whos name might be something else) might seem really nice, and not a troll. Sometimes people just fall into a roll and they run with it. Paula, you seem to write things for the purpose of getting reactions out of everyone. I have a hunch that you might be pretty cool to hang out with in the real world. – Dave"

        • Dave

          I bet in real life Paula (whos name might be something else) might seem really nice, and not a troll. Sometimes people just fall into a roll and they run with it. Paula, you seem to write things for the purpose of getting reactions out of everyone. I have a hunch that you might be pretty cool to hang out with in the real world. This is only a hunch. I could also be way wrong, and you could be that person that everyone finds annoying, but no one will tell you. I have an acquaintance like that. Very annoying.

          • Paula_

  • Jeremy Holcomb

    not last

    • @krisskross1605

      "If you ain't first you're last."


      You're not last but you're the first douche.

  • NoHope4Some

    I suddenly have a craving for Chinese food

    • William Patterson


    • Hung_as_a_flee

      well lets just say this. I LOVE eating pussy 😉 I could eat pussy all night long

      • DaddyD

        Obvious comment, but that doesn't make it any less true.

  • OhioChiver

    #13 Yeah, some days at work are like this.

    • William Patterson

      Yeah i work at a park too

      • @JJrrake

        Used to work at a park . Some kids r just destined for stupidity is what i learned

  • ChivetteLover

    I'd like to see more of the Chivette in #10…

    • Chuck Norris

      go outside and touch a tit.

      • @theterryburke

        like, just walk up to a girl a touch her tit? i'm pretty sure that wouldn't go over well

        • @JJrrake

          Touche. If thats how u spell it.
          And solid defense

          • Firefighter23

            Nah man just do what I do and be like whoa officer I was doing CPR on her!

        • Rly dude?


    • @theterryburke

      oh sure they can post cat saturday, but not sexy chivers…

    • jimbo

      or more of her pussy 😉

    • MonkeyMadness

      Even ugly girls can have nice legs.

    • Scuba Steve

      Yo Dawg! We heard you like pussy so we put a pussy on your p…..

  • Angela Nelson

    #26 that's one cool cat

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Maxell – Still Delivering High Fidelity Music.

  • steve

    #22 que benny hill music

    • Conrad


    • Ben

      drift king – cat edition

  • claire

    #26 must be in texas .

    • 0439

      impossible. there's no sister fucking.

      • Kassie Danae

        hey fucktard, incest is in arkansas. not texas. you can at least get your stereotypes right if your gonna use them as an insult because you don't have enough brains to come up with an original. kay?

      • bro

        you dumb shit mother fucker youve got it confused with arkansas… stupid prick!

      • 0439 is an idiot

        Oh you're SOOO funny! OMG! An incest joke about Texas! So fucking witty and intelligent! You must be at the head of your special ed class!

        • @JJrrake

          Ok lets all agree that from virginia down to georgia and over to texas is straight up out of the movie "deliverance". Kay??

        • NYC BABY

          alot of butthurt hicks, lol

          • vinny

            hahahahah my thoughts exactly

      • Sarex

        All I know is, when the zombie apocalypse starts, Texas is where I'm living.

        • Idk

          Fuck that Wyoming is where it's at. Vast space with plenty of natural resources and little to no people. Good luck in Texas with the huge cities and the 120° summers and the deserts and shit.

          • Clutch101

            But where else are you going to find a state full of badass people with a shitwack of guns. And I'm talking badass that is in their DNA, passed down from past generations for centuries. Killing is in their blood!

        • Kewl due

          all i know is that the zombie apocalypse isn't happening.

    • @JJrrake

      Not sure if world is getting dumber
      Or cats r getting smarter

  • Liz Baxter

    Looking at Cat Saturday with my cat curled up in my armpit. He can't take his eyes off the screen 🙂

    • @JJrrake

      Hahha thats y they should still and once were worshiped aa gods. Self awareness

    • Ben

      That's because you have him in a headlock!

    • Brian Wanueka

      Your cats name isn't Baxter…. Is it?

  • Yup.

    #17 pretty neat.

    • Jake

      Pretty Photoshop!

  • Brandon Beardslee

    #9 my kids had a chair and a cat like that…weird.

  • James


    Most likely scrolling Cat Saturday?

    • Acja

      Most likely looking at some pussy…cat

      • Chuck Norris

        LOLOLOLOLOL YOU SAID PUSSY IN A CAT POST!!! you're so funny and original! tell me the one about how Sarah Jessica Parker a horse and Justin Bieber looks like a girl for the billionth time!

        • The Truth

          But Sarah Jessica Parker DOES look like a horse and Justin Bieber DOES look like a girl.

    • big damn jake

      but he calls it Sexy Chivepurrs.

  • Courtney M

    Lmao #3

    • @JJrrake

      Id def fuk with some crack rite now too

  • Aaron

    #22 Drift cats

  • Chuck N. bro Clide

    Awesome #7

  • thorsky

    Hey…………..Where the fuck is Dog Sunday??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @JJrrake

      Dogs r to typical. Great still but once u see one

    • Trotsky

      If there was one, I'd guess on Sunday.

  • Purrrr

    Less cats more pussy. . .oh. Never mind.

    • Doug

      I say more cats less pussy!

    • Barney Stinson

      the only people who want to see more of it are the ones not getting it. fact.

  • James

    #12 ahh the ol' adoption talk

    • hatershater

      i have cats that look just like that. so weird

    • Travis

      A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.

  • Go Hoosiers

    Little hungover today Chive? This whole week has been kinda half assed, so how's about you gettin' your shit together, an let us get the NYC meet up themed: Sooooo…You got wasted. Don't let your fun be our punishment fellas.

    • James

      You're a dick

    • Champ

      Complaining about a free service? Welcome to the Entitled States of America!

      • Go Hoosiers

        So you think they do it for free too right? Ignorant fuck, they slack off, they lose followers, they lose followers and what happens to the ads, t-shirts & other cool shit? You take econ in HS? It was a half-hearted comment using their specific nominclature as a way to draw away the serious tone the comment could have taken. Think before you speak there, "Champ"

      • Ronald Mcdonald

        sorry. meant to thumb you down. the chive isn't exempt from having standards just because it's free. cut that bullshit out.

    • chillgirl

      chill out the chive doesnt have followers because of when they upload, they have followers because of what they upload. The fact that they have new things everyday is just more awesome. So if people are not following the chive because something is a little late then they have forgotten why they started following in the first place. Patience is rare thing these days. Remember Keep Calm & Chive On.

  • @JJrrake

    The ho in #2… when u see it

    #3 captions always make tho photo

  • Gallus

    #22 – Both my kitties do this cartoon routine on my kitchen linoleum floor. I always have to laugh.

    #26 – My little female kitty is fascinated by anything that blows air – fans, a/c, air filters. I can see her doing this.

  • Annette Lloyd

    #16 is " so you got wasted"!

  • Dantegeek34

    Looks like tubby ate the other deer.

  • LucretiusCarus

    You know who else liked stupid pictures of cats? Nazis. Just saying.

    Cat Saturday sucks.

    • Archangel

      No….you suck.


      • u3t34

        no, he's right.

      • @JJrrake

        Agreed. Possibly my fave post every week. Bunch of horndogs just lookin for sexy chivers

        • LucretiusCarus

          I'll refrain from tired "40 Year Old Virgin" quotes. You all know how it goes.

      • LucretiusCarus

        Yeah–really burned me there. You must rule the playground at your middle school. Well done.

        • @JJrrake

          ?? What

          • @JJrrake

            Who r u talking to.
            + shoutout to reginald+ monkey

      • Clutch101

        I love these people who will disagree with someone's post with such hostility, but not explain why. Just personal attracts on the person… Not even directed at the comment. It's sad that they can't, or are too scarred to post something of their opinion in rebuttal to the comment.

        • LucretiusCarus

          Well, it's just a Hallmark of Cat Saturday lovers. They seem completely incapable of making a disconnect between my feelings about stupid pictures of cats and cats themselves. I'm ambivalent about cats–I could take them of leave them. But, shit, if you hate stupid pics of cats you might as well hate Jews or something. Really, I think it's totally bullshit that 50% of the Chive activity we have on Saturdays is dedicated to stupid fuckin' pics of cats. It sucks enough that there are only two posts–but for one to be entirely of cats is just horse shit. I'd take nearly anything over this shit–even those stupid posts about how much hipsters suck would be better than this.

          Cat Saturday sucks.

          • Clutch101

            I hear ya man. I love to watch the parade of well thought out comments that come in return to "Cat Saturday sucks". Very amusing. It's really the only reason I look at any Chive posts on saturday.

    • gimletmike

      nullus tu sorbeo Lucretius Carus.

      • LucretiusCarus

        In tuo animo habebas dicere "Nullum te sorbeo, Lucretie Care"? Malum est tuam Latina, nisi horrendam.

        I love gimlets, btw.

        • gimletmike

          Yeah, I was a little drunk when I looked that up and typed it. And yes my Latin is horrible I left the Seminary after just one year. Nevertheless I just couldn't resist.

        • gimletmike

          Btw, why Carus? unless I'm completely missing the point of your name (which is always a possibility). When I did my little translation I went to the Notre Dame Latin/English translation site, serves me right for trusting the domeheads. I didn't wast time with grammar either since it was just a throw away joke. I don't always agree with you, but I do like the humor with which you make your posts.

          • LucretiusCarus

            Mike, I guess we were both drunk when we wrote bad Latin. I should have written "Mala est tua Latina, nisi horrenda." I guess you could construe "malum" as an appositive–"a bad thing"–but there was no excuse for "tuam" or "horrendam". F's for both of us.

            And Carus for T. Lucretius Carus. He wrote "De Rerum Natura."

            • gimletmike

              Ah, I get it now, I was completely off the point thank you for clearing that up. I should have googled the name. I just did. Thank you for the enlightenment.

              • Alex

                I just love it how you guys put the roman back into bromance 🙂

                • LucretiusCarus

                  Sucks that you got thumbed down for that. I found it comical. Thumbs up from me.

              • LucretiusCarus

                I recommend the poem. It's a really interesting mix of philosophy and science. The Latin is a bit obscure in parts, but not horrible difficult; I'd say it's somewhere between Ovid and Vergil.

    • kewl jw

      watch Lucretius, you gonna get mobbed by the fanboys lol.

    • @McBeastie666

      you know who else liked prog rock? assholes… fuckin' assholes.

      • LucretiusCarus

        I like that you're trying–A for effort. But your comment was just weak aping of my original comment–D for execution. Overall I give a C+–so no thumb up, but no thumb down. Keep up the good work.

    • Reginald von Finkerschnitzel

      I bet you look forward to Saturday for this reason, don't you?

      • LucretiusCarus

        See above, Reginald. I think it's a shame we have to let Cat Saturday be a full half of the Chive experience on Saturdays. Internet pics of cats were, are and will always be total bullshit. I wish they would go away "In saecula saeculorum, Amen."

        Cat Saturday sucks.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Claims to hate the cat photos but yet, posts here religiously. Several faps were given today at Lucretius' house.

      • LucretiusCarus

        See, I know you're smart enough to pay attention. You're just dissembling now. It's comical how you're feigning ignorance of my ongoing diatribe against Cat Saturday. Keep stirring the pot, good sir.

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