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July 2, 2012 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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Category: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
#8 I'M ON A SHOE! WAIT. What?
Literally a boat shoe. Get it? Lame joke is lame..
Totally sole-less …
This happens, when you spelling boat wrong:)
Follow the white rabbit Neo…
there are TWO N's IN GUINNESS.
obviously, you're not a golfer.
He's the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules, apparently.
The chinaman is not the issue here Moony!
I'm talking about unchecked agression here dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand…and dude chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature…asian american, please.
this is not a guy who built the railroads, here, this is the guy who peed on my rug…
That lady on the right is really in there..
Gotta be Japan. Giant rabbit on the train, exactly one person even notices.
#1 I don't know whats going on here….. But I like it!!
Wow….. Its just… wow….. Well played Marine.
"And then I told them to go back to the armory and clean their weapons again hahahaha…"
This picture just did something to my brain… Its hilarious but strangely disturbing at the same time. Its kind of like watching faces of death for the first time.
#27 He's going to have to learn to be a bit more subtle.
Wow, look at the tits! I'll bet there's 57 tits right there.
yep, gotta remember it's like looking at the sun. a quick glance here and there is fine but it's dangerous to stare.
That's how I treat my hose too! #9
By wrapping it around children?
Kids obviously not a Vikings fan….
#23. What if I told you…
…that picking your nose in the 21st century is going to get you on the Internets…
"Violence is not the answer!"
#28 Makes me happy!
Know your limits
Specifically, weight limits.
#10 He dead
You got to commit.
I piddled a little bit, watching him jump.
#25 Yeah, sure – we've got the perfect chair for your mom, honey. Pride of place.
Haha, makes my monday morning 5% better
That moment when u realize ur fat as fuk
Should have been about 130 lbs ago for that one.
#6 slide down the slide they said
It'll be fun they said
#13 Put that down!
Imagine if #28 bounced off that shit.
How big would the crater be??
#27 We never really outgrow that look, do we?
#1…When you drink so much that the letter 'L' becomes fucking AWESOME.
#26 is the true meaning of random!
even for the Ren Fair.
#5 Hell yes, very awesome.
What the fuck does "adrift on a sea of possibilities" mean? It sounds like a pretentious way of saying "unemployed and homeless". You're the worst Matt.
That's his way of saying, "You could wade into my emotions and maybe, maybe get your ankles wet.":
I couldn't get past the fact that they used the word "ravish" instead of "ravage." They mean very different things.
Almost every year wildfires "ravish" (really? ravish? fucking morons, every last one of you) parts of Southern California, but it happens once in Colorado and its suddenly the worst thing in the whole world.
And can you be a little more douche-like in your charity? Not only make a big sign of 20 lousy bucks, but then take a picture of it and send it to a website. Loser.
Yeah, I too thought this is just a way for this guy to feel good about himself. It truly is "the least you could do." You could have actually volunteered or gone to help, but no, you posted a photo on a website. Bravo.
An Knotmee, though Cali has likely the highest wildfire rate of any state, fire in Colorado is far from a one time incident. Colorado gets a few dozen each year. This year we've just had both the 2nd largest in our history in acreage (High Park) and the most destructive in terms of cost (Waldo Canyon): hence the media frenzy.
Submitting a picture so everyone can see how wonderfully thoughtful you are, however, does shit for helping.
Just like all of you that thought you needed to share exactly how much you were donating to Taylor Morris , right ? Same thing. you are all douchebags
#5 Faith in humanity restored.
Wildfires don't ravish. They ravage.
while i agree it's a nice gesture, your faith in humanity is restored because someone left $20 for a firefighter to have a few drinks at a bar? my faith in humanity is restored when people go out of their way to help an injured veteran or something similar
…and then post a self-congratulatory pic on the internet.
All it took was a picture of someone else's money and beer to restore his faith. Amazing.
and it only took $20
#10 EPIC FLOP!
#27 45 years on, and I stil have that same reaction!
you are dumb
fucking kill yourself!
whoa, bro, it's a crappy comment from Julia, but chill out. Keep it civil, mate.
Hahhhhaha that coments actualy pretty loose to! Off the rails ay?
Mike: If you are to prove Obama's opposition can not engage in a civil manner and are truly nutjobs, well done!
Hahhaha i like the enthusiasm, but i still hav to disagree
Every damn day #15
Chive, don't take the piss outta Super Mario!
#28 LAWL fatty
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