It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (24 Photos)

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  • DB3

    BONE!

    • D84

      Dad???

  • imbizzle

    #1 if a fat chick jumped in a crowd would anybody hear it?

    • Foshizzle my dizzle

      If your mother jumped up and down, would the world end?

    • John

      They would hear their own screams before being crushed to death

    • mishai

      hmm im really hapy that im not there….those peoples looks really scared :/…who should nt be, when 260lb girl jumps on your head…that moment when shadows fall upon you …and she will just grow around you…thats moment when you must admit, you are doomed:)

      • Sade

        Wtf?! o.0

    • Bob

      Eh. Got to grab some boobs!

    • The_Phoenix

      No…but the richter scale would sence a disturance in the force

    • TulsaSmartassChiver

      THAT is not a kitchen.

    • sucks2suck

      All of you SUCK at being funny!

      • msee

        doesnt matter. smoked pot.

      • Tru Chiver

        because they're all chivers. KCCO

    • Shadoe

      Only when she hit the floor!!!

    • chicago_animal

      These are what Chivettes look like. The whores that send in pics send their pics in to all websites and say they are readers.

    • Justin

      If you're fat and you're NOT the performer whose show it is, don't stage dive. People will NOT catch you because you mean nothing to them

  • Bro

    #21 seems legit…the trap stamp that is.

  • http://www.facebook.com/corey.bahn Corey Bahn

    #1 i love how the shirtless dude is pushing his friend into it.. lol

    • baammm

      Just imagine if you didn't see it coming!

    • _Like_a_Boss_

      Something tells me they are no longer friends.

    • Jake

      "it"…lol

  • TheBAMFinater

    #24 What has been seen….

    • Bob

      Still teach you a thing or two….

      • mojomojo444

        I'm guessing I don't want to know what those thing or two are

    • NebraskaGuy

      Yeah, I could'a went all day without seeing this …

    • EZM

      Gramp Stamp

    • mickey

      What every Chivette can expect…

  • Woody

    retards are everywhere !!!

  • cels0_o

    #24 YOLO

    • Vyle_Kidovich

      NOLO

    • OhSomeEvil

      stop saying YOLO! you sound like a fucking retard.
      it's original counterpart is "Carpe Diem" go google it.

      • cels0_o

        HURR DURR <—that's sounding like a retard.

  • Anthony
  • J.D

    #12

    Just like that meme would say "That's ok"

    • Jawbone

      What the hell are you trying to say? It's like you're trying to form a coherent sentence, but cannot.

  • http://www.facebook.com/gareth.pride Gareth Pride

    #15

    I love Taco Bell

    • _Like_a_Boss_

      And buttered stuff.

    • amrith777

      "Hot/Fire":What your dick will feel like after sticking it into one/both of them.

      • Justin

        Or what if just like Taco Bell, they shit everywhere

  • SolidusSnake420

    #22 made my day this did

  • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

    #18 It's got big teeth

    • Luke

      And the rabbit has big ears?

      • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

        Wow someone doesn't understand this photo, please go watch every Monty Python movie and show before you ruin more comments.

        • Yuri

          the furry bunny?, it's a killer I'm tellin ya stay away!

        • Luke

          Seen them. Come up with something original.

          • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

            You're right I'll try to comment with random questions which make it sound as if I do not understand the subject matter even though I do. Then later I will point out that I was in the know the entire time after light has been shed onto it.

            These are the interwebs, nothing is original.

            But no worries, try to KCCO anyway.

            • 43098

              just because you're not doesn't mean the interwebs aren't. KCCO.

    • Kodos

      ".. shall snuff it… AMEN!"

    • stash

      I almost soiled my armor cuz of you!

    • Bort

      …and orangutans and breakfast cereals…

      • mickey

        …and fruit bats…

  • gharvx

    #24 – I have a friend who works at an old folks' home – says all the girls thinking about getting inked need to come and check out a few of her female residents before they go ahead with their plans. There might be something to that.

    • shawnie

      even if there were no tattoos on said skin.. it would still look that way

  • Demetri Martin

    #20
    "I'm in a weird position, because I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. So whenever I go out wearing a rainbow shirt, I have to put "Not gay." But I'm not against gays, so under that I'll have to put "… but supportive." It's weird how one group of people took refracted light. That's very greedy, gays."

    • The Dude

      Dude same. Finally someone else in the "not gay but supportive" rainbow liking club.

      Rainbows are fucking awesome! How does rainbow state "gay!?"

      I want my rainbows back.

      • DaddyD

        Rainbow isn't just for gays. It's for all. Actually, the original Rainbow Coalition was started by Jesse Jackson with the idea that all colors were welcome. Ironically, the Rainbow does not include black, but hey, it's just a symbol.

        • tkokilroy

          Jesse Jackson is a fucking douche.

      • mojomojo444

        I say they add brown to it and they can have their own rainbow

      • thedude325

        All in favor of starting a coalition to take rainbows back, say aye!

        • Randall graves

          While we're at it can we take porch monkeys back too? My grandma used to say it all the time when I was a kid, but now people get offended.

    • Sade

      Totally agree with you!

  • http://twitter.com/TheRealGroome @TheRealGroome

    #1 Sometimes you should just accept that there are things you can't do.

    • DaddyD

      NEVER!

      • mojomojo444

        Like catch a rhino?

  • http://www.vapori.ro elix

    #8 that`s Romania. we have them here so don`t try to be worst than us :))

    • http://www.quitchercryin.blogspot.com BookEmDano

      *worse

      • elix

        don't care.

      • mickey

        Don't bug him…he is Romanian….he has enough problem living with that stigma…

  • http://www.quitchercryin.blogspot.com BookEmDano

    #5
    Of course stitches are free. Why would I pay for something I can do myself?

    • acdc

      Canada? Buffalo vs Boston……..

      • http://www.quitchercryin.blogspot.com BookEmDano

        Buffalo. Pretty much Canada.

    • canuck

      With obamacare they will be free too. You will just have to wait a month to get them.

      • http://www.quitchercryin.blogspot.com BookEmDano

        I don't go to the hospital for stitches. I go to Hobby Lobby.

      • JESSE

        Its considered "free" I guess because taxes must come from our Monopoly money.

  • The Bandit

    #21..at least he's closer to the princess as he's ever been in the games.

  • Larry

    #4 I vote for Abe!!

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      Now if he can take out that dopey, "True Blood" show too….:o

  • Bless1

    #23- meanwhile in Tommy Lee's house…

    • Jeb

      where is this from?

      • TrevorL

        Fright Night

  • lol

    why?

  • skyfireCO

    #18 Thou shalt count to 3, no more, no less. 4 shalt thou not count, neither count thou 2, excepting that thou then proceed to 3.

    • YOLO

      i want to put my penis in your vagina and make sex on you

    • aubrey

      5 is right out!

  • TerdFurguson

    #2 finally REAL alcohol makes it to thechive

  • toomanymarbles

    #8 "That belongs in a museum!" – Indiana Jones

    • Anomanom

      So do you!

      • oiejn

        so does your mom.

        • zoopilandia

          Oh no, he didn!

  • Luke

    #22 with Yoda's voice in my head, I said

    • suck me dry

      suck me dry you shall

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