yes. eat more bacon then you fat fucks will die off sooner.
QuickLikeToast
Pretty harsh,dude
jer
I can only hope I die much sooner to get away from fucktards like you
Pants Pudding
We're all going to keel over and land on you, you progress-hating motherfucker
mad hatter
im with this guy
march hare
same. fuck you bacon-fapping lame asses.
FunKiller
How does one "fap bacon?" I'm intrigued.
Colt.45
Kinda like Toad In The Hole but pizza style. Yum!
MacNerdBoy
Now I gotta buy a muffin pan
AB
I would nom that.
Mack
Because you don't browse Reddit? And when you do you upload it to theChive
Reddit is for losers
Who fucking cares, asshole? Boo hoo hoo! I saw this on Reddit so I'm going to complain like the dickless wonder I am!
You and the rest of the Reddit losers need to get laid so you're not so uptight.
Now watch. This fucktard will come back with one of the following:
My girlfriend is hotter than yours
I have more sex than you
You're mother (whatever)
I could kick your ass
Or some other lame come back.
Tommy Boy
I would kick your ass, but I'm too busy have tons of sex with your mother, whom happens to be hotter than your girlfriend.
Something like that?
Not the same as the douche above.
https://www.facebook.com/herecomesdan.thebadness.onemangoonsquad Dan Peterson
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Redit is for losers
I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that early. I was in a dark place in my life. I like Redditors. Really I do. I just become a raging asshole when someone points out something I don't like, like Mack does.
psykopengwin
When's the last time reddit raised a stupid amount of money to help someone that really needs a pick-me-up? Yeah, TheChive is far better in my eyes
43098
early this year…….
Barney Stinson
google reddit charity, then get back to sucking that green dick.
Sorbic
Yeah and it was on 9gag before redit and on Bettycrocker.com before that… woopdedoo
jdubx
Make it whole wheat dough and turkey pepperoni's and I would eat ten.
Steven Glansberg
would you like a tampon with that?
Taipan
You sir, win the internet for today.
Elton John
sounds like you're overcompensating for a tiny penis. don't worry. you're not alone. there's no cure, but you're not alone.
Wymann G. Prickmore
Watch out, we've got a hipster over here.
04843
wow. what a bunch of judgmental assholes.
levian
Wow guys whats wrong with someone wanting to eat healthy? That takes a lot of willpower
Dodith
Yea, me too! Better than looking like a telly tubby!
http://www.thechive.com Jared S
im so unbelievably hungry for this now! any ladies please make this for me!
Junebug
Make it yourself, dickwad.
genki desu yo
my thoughts exactly
Steven Glansberg
I'd be fine eating that alone
http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson
Yum to the kitchen I go
AssHaterson
You mean you left the kitchen?
http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson
If you only want me in the kitchen I guess I can work with that, but you have to burn those calories off some how
AssHaterson
I have a couple of calorie burning ideas…
http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson
Desert!?
Armed Ann Dangerous
Walking in the desert would burn a lot more than calories. Just sayin'.
http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson
And you've never missed a letter when typing right?
Turbodude
Call me:D
http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson
Maybe
AssHaterson
What's on the menu?
Wymann G. Prickmore
Reddit losers take notes. Our Chivettes still can't be beat.
eoire
because they're shameless attention whores who will say anything to make you idiots fawn over them.
Pants Pudding
They're pandering to my inflated sense of self-worth and my insecurities at the same time? Genius!
Surely
Angela there are now TWO reasons I would bang you
meantux
….and don't call me Shirley!
Max
I'll have mine with bacon
duh_jones
looks yum but those directions are useless
JillLeah
Ehnnn looks good. I'd definately find a way to fuck it up. Ill stick to microwaves..hahaha
zaffa
sounds like you will make an excellent wife some day
Shant1k
When Man needs to cook, Man consults theChive cooking galleries.
Put Pizza sauce in it or have marinera sauce to dip in then it will be perfect
CowboyChiver
#6 Brilliant! Can't wait to try these!
usmc_chiver
Oh, hello pintrest. I must have clicked on you instead of the chive by accident. As amazing as this looks right now, I can't help but to think that the amount of work involved is so much more than just making a pizza to begin with. Making a pizza recipe: 1. Get the dough. 2. Make the fucking pizza.
Turbodude
Pick up phone….hit speed dial for Domino's
Hunter
He said pizza, not cardboard.
violent peas
I would probably just stick some sausage into those muffins and call it a day.
Yup.
Chivettest
They are called pizza MUFFINS, thus why they are cooked in a MUFFIN tin.
They are amazing and super easy, you can buy dough from Pillsbury (the can/tube)
https://www.facebook.com/o420x Oran Allen
Making this tonight…Hell Yeah!!!!
Verbal_Kint
you know what else would probably be awesome? doing this with croissant dough, sausage, cheese, veg, and scrambled eggs. I'm trying that.
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E=MChammered
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jer
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Gear
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Mel Gibson
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dudenik
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Mel Gibson
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dumb americans
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QuickLikeToast
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jer
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Pants Pudding
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mad hatter
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march hare
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FunKiller
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Colt.45
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MacNerdBoy
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AB
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Mack
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Reddit is for losers
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Tommy Boy
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https://www.facebook.com/herecomesdan.thebadness.onemangoonsquad Dan Peterson
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Redit is for losers
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psykopengwin
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43098
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Barney Stinson
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Sorbic
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jdubx
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Steven Glansberg
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Taipan
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Elton John
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Wymann G. Prickmore
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04843
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levian
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Dodith
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http://www.thechive.com Jared S
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Junebug
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genki desu yo
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Steven Glansberg
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http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson
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AssHaterson
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http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson
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AssHaterson
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http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson
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Armed Ann Dangerous
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http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson
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Turbodude
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http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson
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AssHaterson
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Wymann G. Prickmore
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eoire
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Pants Pudding
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Surely
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meantux
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Max
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duh_jones
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JillLeah
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zaffa
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Shant1k
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Josh
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Justin
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CowboyChiver
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usmc_chiver
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Turbodude
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Hunter
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violent peas
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Chivettest
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https://www.facebook.com/o420x Oran Allen
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Verbal_Kint
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