A low down dirty good time (30 Photos)

  • Vic

    #8 is def having a great time..

    • SockMoney

      They need to get that room cleaned up. Don't forget to bend over and get that cluttter from under the bed

    • Knockout_Ned

      Tan v.s. Pale… They're both pretty hawt.

    • nate33uc


    • troutbumm

      Freeeking hot. Love the shoes.

  • TokyoFace

    #20 …wtf

    • http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson

      This explains Paula's obsession with cats…poor kitties

    • mishai

      i cant imagine person whose just put time and efort to create this….

    • Random Sandle

      Tim and Eric?

    • sithney

      professor x and professor mcgonagall, spicing things up

    • zoopilandia

      The smile on his face is really really disturbing

      • lol

        OMG that man has a pussy!!!

    • Burt

      This gif made me laugh out loud for some reason.

    • spucifer

      Im pretty sure that this is what that douche suck me dry looks like

      • Name

        I wish I could like this more than once..

    • Oltimey

      "How else is he suppose to get the gerbal out???"

      • Richard Gere


    • Schnizz56

      Doesnt that kinda look like Howie Mandel?

    • http://www.facebook.com/taylor.bloomquist Taylor Bloomquist

      what the fuck…

  • A.E.

    #14 the only straight puppy there

    • SockMoney

      He's doing it right!

      • 88 cents

        I guess you can say, He's doing it …DOGGY style!
        *lowers sunglasses*

    • Daniel Tosh

      Bukkake #4

  • ricco

    #27 made me laugh.

  • dragon2777

    #24 mowing the lawn. Your doing it wrong

    • Beaver

      No, you're* doing it wrong.

    • Spelling Police

      "Your" is possessive. No one owns a "doing." Stay in school.

      • dragon2777

        So I was going to let you grammar Nazis go do your thing but seriously guys I know how to spell and which is correct. I have a Masters in Computer science and served 4 years in the USAF as a computer programmer. I stayed in school, did you?? I have a great job because I did, do you?? I am an extremely well educated man that is respected and does not point out the flaws in others. It is really annoying to see comment after comment that just says you're*, adding nothing to the conversation whatsoever. I wrote that comment at 5am while still in bed on my iPad. I know the difference between your and you're but I guess at 5am i was a little lax in proof reading and i do not apologize for that. So tell you what, you go home to YOUR life and point out all the flaws in other people without ever looking in the mirror and thinking on how you can better yourself and maybe fix a flaw or two. That is all I am not going to respond to anymore shithead responses, just had to get that off my chest.

        • Kristen

          For someone "extremely well educated," that was a poorly written paragraph…dick face.

        • RDS

          If you have to assert that you are "an extremely well educated man that is respected," the only obvious conclusion is that you are (1) not extremely well educated, (2) not a man, and (3) not respected.

          If you really do know the difference between you're and your, then you should appreciate that a vast portion of English-speaking humanity does not, and therefore it is a good thing for the aforementioned grammar Nazis to be policing that vast demographic. All you had to do in order to show that you were not a member of such demographic would be to respond along the lines of:

          Good call, grammar Nazis!

          • dragon2777

            Do you walk down the street and point out every mistake everyone makes. No I am sure you don't. So what is the point of pointing out every single stupid ass spelling/grammar mistake you see on the internet. All I think when I see a post that only says you're* is this: "I have no life and nothing to really add to this so I am going to say you're* and hope I make someone laugh or angry because this is what I do all day and it keeps me from remembering how little I do with my life." If this site was http://www.elearnenglishlanguage.com then yes you can point something like that out but this is The Chive who the fuck really cares about a simple spelling/grammar mistake?? Losers with nothing better to do that is who.

            And yes you got me, I must not be a man, educated, or even respected. Oh wait here is my dick, my Masters degree and Air Force uniform.

            • Beaver

              Welcome to the Internet.

  • adonisallan

    Thanks #8. I did enjoy.

  • NavyBoyTate

    #17 #23 find them

    • erik

      17 is Leilani Dowding she's a topless model from the Uk

      • NavyBoyTate

        You my good sir are the man. Thank you

      • imyourhuckleberry

        is absolutely not leilani dowding

    • Sceptic

      #23 looks like its a whole line of hotties behind her

      • Chim Richels

        Looks like a line of strippers behind her.

      • Lotus

        This is a pic they posted months ago thats shopped to hell and back

    • Ryan

      #23 Looks like a protest against TSA.. I must support their cause and you need to find them so I can. 🙂

  • LarsfromNorway

    #23 yup, you should find her!

    • chong

      photoshopped look at the white line on the right side of her hips.

      • confused

        you mean the end of the table?

      • Lotus

        Yep shopped as hell, posted here before. I don't mind if they collect content from other sites but repeating posts like this months after the fact bothers me

    • Dan

      If a TSA agent took this photo and put it on the net, he should be put in jail.

  • MattKL

    #8 Oh I am.

  • captain obvious

    #8 I love hoors

    • Guest

      Dorthy Mantooth is a Saint!

    • Tru Chiver

      obviously chivettes. KCCO

  • RealZoo

    #23…One of the few reasons to be a TSA agent.

  • Slim Jim

    chive please find #1.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      A certain someone will soon be on here saying she's not classy or desirable in any way….

    • SockMoney17

      Why? Someday, she'll be a BabyMama..all alone, looking for some dumb ass to take care of her and pay her bills.

    • wow eeeee

      i'm guessing she's at prom so maybe you should wait a few years

    • Chim Richels

      Are you talking about the teenage girl or Half Nick Cannon/Half Tracy Morgan?

  • SmileAlready

    #25 Grampa knows..

  • FionnR

    #23 Breast Job ever? …well it certainly has its Perks

    • MattKL

      He's just trying to nip terrorism in the bud.

      • cambo125

        He's looking for weapons of mass distaction.

  • pete

    #28 hahahahahahaha

    • Bryan

      kid pretending to brush his teeth in Barney. wow wtf

  • skibummt

    #17 please find her!

    • Booger

      Leilani Dowding. Google that shit. NSFW

      • tee

        she can get it.

  • Derek

    #3 I want that shirt

    • lol

      lol fag..

      • name

        I rather have the bird

  • https://www.facebook.com/luck.powers.1 Luck Powers

    #28 OMG WHY ???????????

    • scchivette

      • Hunter

        That is just so wrong!

  • pongerts

    #23 moar!!!!!

    • sandy astroglide

      You want the Chive to post this same picture every day, instead of every second day?

      • pongerts

        there!!! i took it out! happy?

  • http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson

    #18 new skittle campaign? #7 just awful

  • AssClown

    #4 May I suggest lemonparty(dot)org; they have the best sudoku puzzles on the web.

    • name

      people new to the Internet must be so pissed at u

      • Yeah_but

        If people "new to the internet" were already on the Chive their heads would've already exploded anyways.

  • whyme1973

    #17 #23 Fuckin hot.

  • Heh

    #10 Really, Bob? I thought you were better than this.

    • Mutt

      I have to agree. In fact, I was kind of surprised to see a gay slam on the Chive, guess I am naive. There are so many ways you could go with this picture other than sexual orientation.

      • Tru Chiver

        you obviously don't look at the comment section very often. KCCO

        • Heh

          First time I've ever agreed with the Tru Chiver troll… SMH

    • starlight

      As a Chivette, I would hit that. And as a reminder, not all women like big muscle guys.

      • Kateluvya

        Agree. There are much more important things than muscles.

      • PattyPiper

        To me, it isn't about muscles either. But this guy looks like an anemic poser with his ridiculously dyed jet black hair that he spends hours doing so that it turns out "elegantly disheveled". It's all in how you carry yourself, not how big your muscles are.

    • Ethix

      Guys… don't get so butthurt

      • Charlie_Cheen

        Butthurt indeed. This isn't a "gay slam". I was calling things "gay" long before I knew what gay was.

        On a side note: sadly, this kid looks -just- like my younger brother; I call him gay all the time, he enjoys it as a term of endearment.

        • Heh

          "I was calling things "gay" long before I knew what gay was."

          … and therein lies the problem. Thanks for posting; I couldn't have summed things up any better myself. 🙂

    • thedude325

      Fuck PC.

    • Bob

      You know what?? Calling a dude gay because of something isn't saying anything bad about gay people. It's just one of those things that are super gay. Like Nick Swardson said, how else are you suppossed to describe a fanny pack?? Gay has multiple meanings, so maybe we should give it yet another meaning.

      • JFrost

        That's retarded

        • Heh

          Agreed. "Calling a dude gay because of something isn't saying anything bad about gay people" is just about the dumbest thing I've seen this week.

    • vagabond

      Wow , really, if you're gonna be a homosexual, grow a little thicker skin and quit crying to everyone that everything offends you. I know not all gay people are giant cry babies, grow up!

  • http://www.facebook.com/JohnBocanegra3 John Bocanegra

    #17 anyone??

  • J_ny

    #8 that ass is fannnnnntastic!

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