I hate my job (23 Photos)

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  • me...BN!!!

    just keep caln and chive on!!! HARD!!!

    • Meow

      Couldn't even take the time to spell correctly while frantically trying to get any sort of comment out to be first, without saying "first". Only upside – made Paula second.

      • me...BN!!!


        • Dude


  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #7 Dear diary…. JACKPOT!!

    – Fan testimonial: "You over estimated the chive's admiration in boobs vs. cheating. But then again, I think you didn't, evil genius. – MarthaJeane"

    • Barf

      Ok, I'll give you that one… 😉

    • trl87

      When did Assy McGee start wearing pants?

      • Assy McGee

        Four score and seven years ago

    • Stantard

      I'm starting to suspect that retard etcrr was really just Paula trolling us.

    • tuppy war dance

      paulas bak guess who's bak paulas back we created a munsta paulas back guess whos bak

    • DeDav

      Hi Paula!

    • CaNaDaaa

      Shut up

  • Meow

    #10 would make me love my job.

  • HumpDan


    Oh.. I like you!

    • Daniel Tosh

      I'm glad your ok. Now bring me my drinks or I won't tip.

    • WelfareDept

      Caught me off guard! Was not expecting that when reading… Real hottie!

    • Red

      Damn girl, pure torture to look but no touch…

    • DanTheMan

      I wonder how many people are going to visit their local Bubba Gumps after this hopin she works at that one haha

      • RoadSodas


      • AmericoPolk


    • Bubba Grumps

      We need to see MOAR of this Bubba Humps hottie!

    • guest

      It looks ok, but I will need to examine more thoroughly to make sure it is alright.

    • G$farmer

      Totally unexpected!

      What a way to cap off the day. I'm leaving work, unable to concentrate! I will now and forever by visiting buba gumps looking for this hotty.

      Need i say Moar???

  • Verbal_Kint

    #3 That frosting looks like Smurf shit…

    • CTChiver

      …what if it is? Imagine hating your job enough that you'd murder an entire Smurf village just to use them as cupcake frosting. Just sayin'…

  • http://www.facebook.com/brian.j.castro Brian J Castro

    bahaha there is all sorts of wtf here #1
    so glad that beauty survived….#17

  • furburger

    "Get in the Zone, AutoZone"!!


    • Daniel Tosh

      Very Original

      • _Like_a_Boss_

        You sir are no Daniel Tosh.

        • General Zod

          agreed. daniel tosh is much less funny.

    • Pope

      Bet he was buyin breaks

    • Gryphonchilde

      I'll assume, sir, that you're here for brakes?

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #9 Don't be a pussy. Punch the gas and see what happens. Oh and #17 MOAR and such…

    • Cody

      #9 Got 11 Hazmat cars over it twice before we realized it broke.

      • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

        Holy shit dude! 🙂

      • trainwreck08

        Pffff, have that no good track inspector walk you across then high-ball it!

      • Kari

        Damn! Lucky you. I wish I had been that lucky this week (responding to a hazmat derailment currently).

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #13 a coworker did that to your beloved Paula too once when he lost a bet about me being Paula…. Was 75 bucks too…. hmmm…..

    – Fan testimonial: "This bitch is good. You unoriginal bastards couldn't have come up with something clever like this. Fuck."

  • Chuck N. bro Clide

    #21 periods happen

    • McLovin

      Sir, did you do that?

  • Dick Folgers

    #8 Get in the zone!

    • Dick Folgers

      Really stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes on this one…I see "furburger" beat me to it. Well played sir.

      • furburger

        Thanks Dick. Not dick as in 'dick', but dick as in 'Dick'. 🙂

  • Verbal_Kint

    #15 Meanwhile, in Albania…

  • Andyrew711

    love the handboob, #17. and nice hump. 😀

    • jreddy23

      What's a handboob?

      • Andyrew711

        if my mind would've been clear, I would've said handBRA. but I got too excited.

    • FoggyBumper

      Love her smile. Stay happy Bubba Shrimp chivette!!

  • jreddy23

    #15…Mac Daddy!

    • Jared

      About the best use of a Mac ive seen,

      • its_forge

        Well certainly those ancient turdboxes.

  • BigPup

    #17 SO GLAD you made it!!! MOAR

  • http://www.facebook.com/brian.j.simms Brian J Simms

    #17 Which Bubba Gump do you work at? I want to go to there!

  • Ricky

    #20 That Truck will give you super powers

    • Ash

      I don't get it. You hate your job bc someone drew a cartoon character on your truck?

  • Jake

    Beautiful #17

  • Jethro

    #13 is awesome

  • Chive-a-licious

    #8 "Which aisle are the brakes in?" #17 They should rename the restaurant "Bubba Humps" in your memory.

  • YupISaidIt

    #5 Less Post-Its and more Post-Tits please.

    • Dylan

      Classy =/

      • prolly, huh?


        • Dylan

          Nope, just respectful.

          • Prolly not

            Nope, just gay

            • 798uiu

              you must have a small penis.

    • Ashhole

      When was this prank ever remotely funny or cute?? The joke is on you sweetheart for spending so much time that will get nothing more than a sympathetic mad obligatory "Aw shuck guys!" with a fake belly chuckle, followed by you helping to take them all down anyway. Good one!!!

  • Everhard

    #1 Fuck this shit

  • deprydation


    Thank goodness you survived. Now you should come pay me a visit at my job.

  • Darrell


    And not a single fuck was given that day

  • Sk_Chiver

    KCCO! Glad you're okay!!

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