Newly Single Chivettes (29 Photos)

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  • Robert

    Cheer up, none of you will be single for long looking like that. πŸ™‚

    P.S. Call me maybe?

    • zaffa

      women do not like desperate men. Man the fuck up

      • TraumaHandshake

        Im pretty sure that last part was a reference to the song. Chill out dude.

      • fapasaurus

        Zaffa is being a little bitch right now.

    • Ali ackbah

      I bet every single one of these chicks are bat shit crazy… Now where do I sign up?

      • mikey

        ya dog. no diggity, no doubt. they're alllllllll a bit cray

        • http://www.facebook.com/groups/449213905097537/ Saskguy26

          so long as they balance out on the hot-crazy scale, it's all good.

          • trl87

            Yeah, maybe. But, fuck this noise #28

            • Kristen

              Stop wasting your money on all that shit on the counter…it ain't helpin.'

      • Person

        It's not necessarily that they are crazy. Men are plagued by novelty. They will always have that grass is greener mentality. It's sad, and I fight with it on a daily basis, but it's reality.

        • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

          So true and its sad! Super hard fight! I commend those who dont have that urge!

      • PHappy

        Katie Wad Homes is single, she must have a little sanity left

      • https://www.facebook.com/sean.a.perez Sean Perez

        No worries about 1 in 4 adults suffer from a diagnosable mental disorder, that leaves us with 22 semi normal ones.

      • whale hntr

        I had to go pretty eyes, smart, educated, hard working, but do not par up to the looks of these girls, as I got crazy, spoiled, lazy, consumeristic, dumb, ugly on the inside hoes that looked like these….

    • gosmallboobs

      #13 most beautiful face. #15 what a sweetheart.

    • Project mayhem

      Haha well played Robert.

  • JAX

    #4 BOOM!!!

    • Tanis

      I 2nd this

    • http://twitter.com/Foodiemommo @Foodiemommo

      BAM

    • boobman

      Burn it!!!

    • dragon2777

      goes the dynamite

    • Notknowing

      Please submit hand bra pix.

  • mathieu

    #5 #24 #23 How the hell are these beauties single?!

    • J.b

      Quite likely all batshit crazy

      • uh uh

        Just means they fuck like animals!

        • Scott Evil

          you watch too much porn, and don't have enough sex.

    • Yuri

      cause half of them are probably drama queens

    • Bordertown

      because they r crazy bitches that think they r the only women on earth. iI dated one for 2 yrs, dumped her, found the love of my life 2 weeks later.

      • ABCdario

        when you truly love someone, that person is the only one. If you don't feel that way, then she/he is not the love of your life

    • Dave

      Because looks aren't everything…

    • ted

      "show me a beautiful woman and I'll show you a man who's tired of fucking her."

    • Laura

      Because when they smile they look like they're taking a massive shit! Pretty cool how you picked the 3 fugliest bitches on here and called them beauties wtf!

      • tkokilroy

        im betting you fell out of the ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way down

        • T.Ruth

          I'm betting the ugly tree fell on your mother.

        • Scott Evil

          you sound ugly tkokilroy. stop trying to convert better(looking) people.

      • Nick

        Bitter much?

    • yep

      I know a guy who used to date #5. Said she was huge fan of ass play.

      • ZenkTheTanK

        no biggie

      • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

        Women dig that shit!

        • Kristen

          Chics dig the rimmer.

    • savagecabbage

      No matter how good she looks, somebody somewhere is already sick of her shit. Looks aren't everything buddy

    • art

      Because they're most likely action packed with issues!

    • The dude

      The guy woke up one day and said "fuck. It's just not worth it anymore. I'm outta here"

  • J.D.

    #4 #26 you will only be single for as long as you want to be! thanks for sharing!

    • Guest

      Love the sexy pics, but can do without the whining tails of woe… Suck it up bitches… Sum sum summertime!!

  • http://twitter.com/FartNinja69 @FartNinja69

    If only I were single!!

    • Fall

      I hope your significant other doesn't read your comment πŸ˜‰

      • Laura

        Yeah because when she sees your name is fartninja69 you will be single dumbass…

        • http://twitter.com/FartNinja69 @FartNinja69

          my wife actually thinks the name's funny

          • The Neighbor

            I'm fucking your wife.

    • Mark

      Your hand doesn't count as a significant other, no matter how loyal it is.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nate.woodard.35 Nate Woodard

    So much sexy. So much single.

    • nate33uc

      #8 #12 #15 #23….congrats to whoever lands one of these. I'm happy as hell with my chivette, but can appreciate beauty when it smacks me in the face. Enjoy the single life ladies….can't stand chicks who always need a fucking dude in their life.

  • Robert

    Also, #9, I see what he's missing out on. I'm sorry your boyfriend turned gay. My condolences.

    • looser

      maybe he only dates girls who dont make spelling errors lol…great body!

    • jess

      Perhaps he wanted someone who can spell? Lose not loose! Or perhaps, loose was the original problem?

    • Habsy

      She was dating Anderson Cooper?

      • Just Sayin'

        He didn't turn gay asshat. He just came out.

    • jeff

      hot body + good push up bra doesnt make a good woman, she could be ugly as sin or a complete asshole.

  • suck me dry

    all the way off

    • Jeremy Lowe

      I'll suck that baby maker !

      • Wetback Frank

        Are you the same Jeremy that lives in Olive branch MS?

        • Jeremy Lowe

          That's me, send me a friend request fellas!

    • Knockout_Ned

      I actually like you a lot more than babyqueef. Keep suckin', suck me dry.

      • MEH!

        i honestly just read the comments now to see if he makes first page!

        • Scott Evil

          same here. he's one of the funniest people on the chive.

      • furburger

        I'm with you Knockout…..I chuckle every time I see his stupid posts. Oh, also I like your new handle!

  • Professor Squeegee

    #29

    And where might this market be? Meet ya by the peaches.
    .. welcome back shopper

    • padres

      I doubt she will be on the market long but i agree, which market is this?

      • FoggyBumper

        Well while she is single, Hot Market Chivette should send moar daily. That sounds fair to me.

    • FoggyBumper

      #9 #20 #29 All the same Chivette?

    • B_rad

      Holy crap! That's not a GFCI outlet!

      • Hobby

        code requires all bathroom receptacles to be on a gfci 20 amp circuit- most of the time they are all wired onto the same one, at the start of the circuit-saves 12$ per rec

    • usmc_chiver

      Dibs…

      • SirBoobsalot

        Dammit!

    • Red

      MOAR!

    • pickle

      Amazing!

    • leroi

      wow
      she's amazing.
      please get her to post MOAR

    • Nighteye2

      These posts really should come with some location data, like city and country. Single Chivers want to know πŸ˜‰

      • jag

        …or latitude and longitude πŸ˜‰

    • Slauterhause

      That's a great picture and a beautiful girl.

    • sam walton

      "Clean up in aisle one."

    • vyron

      man this is going to be a long flight………..

      • vyron

        have to put this as my desktop now…….moar please.from a South African chiver

    • Dub

      Wow he's not too bright, well if you are in CO. look me up

  • Bodhisattva

    A lot of pretty girls, but #25 knows what she's doing!

    • Stl Cards

      She has it all goin on. Would love to meet her.

    • Bruce

      Front latch bra is naughty.

  • terry

    #29 I would "date" the shit outta you

    • gosmallboobs

      lol so good. It's weird, it's like she feel asleep in the bathroom after being locked in all night. Finally the door opens and she is free! So happy she has to take a picture.

    • Vincenzo

      I would so drive her to the airport!

    • Alex

      Is that a nipple I see???

  • SeviG

    All of them are incredible sweet, hot, beautyful, … can't stop worship if I see these pic's xD

    Have a nice day and KCCO from a Swiss-Chiver πŸ˜‰

  • derpapotomus

    #4 is also in need of a good chiropractor.

  • Crock

    #11. Is yummy

    • gosmallboobs

      She's adorable. What do you think she's trying to tell us with that face?

      • Jak

        She's a fun quirky girl??

    • Jake

      Too bad none of these Chivettes ever respond to our comments. Guess they're just posting that they're single to tease us.

    • epomerance

      this is me:)

      • Drew

        And boy are you gorgeous. Wowza

        • epomerance

          That's really sweet, thank you!

          • Kristen

            Whore

          • Frow

            slut.

      • Kyle From NJ

        You really are gorgeous. Have a great 4th!!

      • Kyle From NJ

        Please suck my dick!

    • epomerance

      Man people are calling me a whore and a slut and I didn't even show any skin! Not very Chive-like.

      • MacT from CO

        No they are not very Chive-like. Ignore those comments and have a fun 4th. You are very sweet!

      • Jimmy

        Nope, they are the ones too chicken to put themselves out there. You showed the Chivers how awesome of a Chivette you are and they feel better calling you names than putting themselves out there to be judged. A Chivette with like you is why we Chive. Keep Calm and Chive On!

  • Swiss chiver

    #3

    I wanna come to chicago from Switzerland just to see your lovely smile….

    So I'm in love..

    • zero7w3world

      I'm from Chicago too you look beautiful that guy was a fool

    • ecobox

      Agreed. I'm in Chicago, and would be happy to show her what she missed with that dude. πŸ˜€

    • http://www.facebook.com/bradley.caffey Bradley Caffey

      Agreed I'm from Chicago and that guy is so stupid. Would love to show you a good time

  • emu90

    #4
    well i'm sitting at home, and now in need of a cold shower!

  • Juan R

    #29
    Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

    • DaBa

      No,no winner winner Sheen dinner

    • brian

      Hey Darlin. If you want a good man i am here for you

  • http://www.quitchercryin.blogspot.com BookEmDano

    No matter how hot you might think she is, somebody is tired of Dealing with her shit. Just sayin.

    • http://twitter.com/JDS2041 @JDS2041

      For every stupid comment posted, A loyal Chiver is tired of reading it!

      • http://www.quitchercryin.blogspot.com BookEmDano

        Agreed. Stop posting stupid comments… Or at least try harder.

      • Jman

        For every douchbag wearing a wife beater that logs on with their twitter account, there's a thread to whore up because you have nothing better to do. #gofuckyourself

      • Fuck you

        Oh look! A douche bag in a wife beater! OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO COOL!

    • Arexos

      And everyone hoping to "date" them just wants sex after seeing only a pic.

    • Clay

      Amen

    • desertsteel

      I think this is a repeat

      • desertsteel

        I think this is a repeat.

        • desertsteel

          I think this is a repeat

          • aviandanookinessa

            I think this is a repeat

    • http://twitter.com/JDS2041 @JDS2041

      Douche in a wife beater haha thanks for letting me know you think I am hotter than you all are! You're Welcome!

      • http://www.quitchercryin.blogspot.com BookEmDano

        I'm guessing you spent some time stuck between the wall and the crib as a baby.

      • Desi

        You're not a douche. You're a fucking idiot.

        • idif

          He's definitely a fucking idiot, but I'd argue that he is a douche as well.

      • Andrew

        Joshua Sammy, you follow the Playstation Network, John Cena and Shawn Michaels on twitter. You are both on twitter and wear wife beaters. You, are a douche.

    • idif

      My guess is that based on the comments from some of these girls there are a lot of needy, crazy ex-girlfriends in this post. There is probably a reason that a lot of them are now single. #14

      • Don and Mike

        I don't know but something tells me she takes it…you know…in the bad place.

    • http://twitter.com/JDS2041 @JDS2041

      Stuck between a wall and a crib nice! What is it you were saying about trying harder earlier?

      Oh and look Andrew knows how to use twitter and look at profiles. The ground breaking discoveries there, are that I am a gamer and I like professional wrestling. How is it again you are trying to insult me? But hey please tell me more about my life. Tell me more about how I am douche because I sarcastically remarked on washed up, worn out, fail of a comment that someone always uses on the post.

      Tell me more about how i pull off a wife beater because its all you seem to notice.

      Finally keep em coming I find this quite amusing.

      • idif

        Nobody pulls off a wife beater dipshit. The fact that you think so highly of yourself is exactly what makes you a douche. How old are you? Judging by the intellect displayed in your posts I'd guess 14.

      • http://www.quitchercryin.blogspot.com BookEmDano

        There you go, little buckaroo. Rise above it.

    • GoDano

      it's more than that. It's that if the guy dumped a girl that looks like any of these chicks, there must be a REALLY good reason for it…

      • http://twitter.com/JDS2041 @JDS2041

        Funny you should question my intellect, when clearly its not my intellect but the simplicity of the comments made that caused you to assume that my intellect is low. However, clearly it's my intellect that is low because all post I have been the using terms like "douche" and "dipshit". Furthermore the term "wife beater" is really only used in the US. So you slapping the term onto me shows the scope of your view is rather limited. That or you are limiting yourself to insult me in which case keep it coming.

        Last i heard thinking highly of myself isn't a bad thing. I must admit though I laid it on quite thick to off end you and it seems i accomplished it.

        Let it be known that I am fully aware as to the intent of Danos' comment. My response however, is to convey my annoyance at the overuse of that particular quote. It's total lack of necessity on the post and the general rehashing of old comments to grab a like.

        • GlibTongue

          I'm from Canada and we use the term wife-beater. I know an Australian and an Irishman who use the term as well.

          You say that particular 'quote' is an annoyance. Would you say it's more pathetic than the masses of men who bay like a pack of hounds at the mere hint of flesh or breasts on a woman? You need but show a little skin and 'OH MY GOD MOAR'.

          Or the dozens of commenters who say 'You know how I know your ex-boyfriend is gay…?' or things along those lines.

          You don't choose to question those comments, that simply go along with the societal stereotype that in order to be a man you must hoot at every near bare ass or pair of tits like it was the last thing you'll ever see. Because if you don't do that, there must be something inherently wrong with your masculinity.

          No, instead you target the one comment that questions the reason that these ladies are 'newly single'. No no…it couldn't be because any of them are crazy. Look at how HOT they are.

          So my question is, simply, why criticise the comment that is 'old rehashing just to grab likes' and not question all the other comments which are equally, if not moreso, 'old rehashed just to grab likes'.

  • xuocram

    #12 oh my god oh my god oh my god

    • Greg

      that's what i said!!! πŸ™‚

      • asssssssman

        YOU MUST SEND IN MORE PHOTOS OF YOUR RIDICULOUSLY AMAZING ASS!!!!!!!!!! MOARRRRRRRRR!!!! damn!

    • Stl Cards

      Beautiful sweet humps!!

    • mickey

      …for Christ's sake….get outta yer basement…grow up and meet some flesh and blood people

      • Scott Evil

        100% agree.

      • Schart

        Totally agree!!! I can't believe all these losers viewing hot chicks and crazy pics…and then taking it to a new level of loser by commenting….oh shit….wait a minute…KCCO

    • Gsus

      Yesss please find..!

  • Randy

    #29 is this the same market where you got that ridiculously comfy robe from?? Keep that beautiful smile on!

  • jmoney

    where is this mystical world with all these newly single gorgeous chivettes?…i feel like CT def has a massive lack of them

  • NonBrit

    #22

    Next time a guy makes you feel like crap, dump him first!

    • MinervaMink

      I'll keep that in mind for next time :p

      • Binx_

        Made theChive in business casual… impressive

      • Rick

        He may not be feeling it…but just about every guy you walk by is probably wishing he could! Lookin' good!

      • http://twitter.com/toofast_28 @toofast_28

        Animaniacs!

    • RMB

      you are def sexy, love that hair color

  • https://www.facebook.com/ross.kalmbach Ross Kalmbach

    Keep your heads up ladies. You are all beautiful.

  • heywoodjablowme

    show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I'll show you a guy who is tired of putting up with her bullshit.

    • Knockout_Ned

      And the award for most overused comment that seriously needs to be retired goes to…..

      • heywoodjablowme

        … people who say 'and the award for most overused comment that seriously needs to be retired'.

      • Bite Me

        And the award for "total douche bag with a bad hair cut'" goes to. . .

        • heywoodjablowme

          … goes to the douchebag who calls himself Bite Me.

    • NeedMoreGross

      Did you chuckle quietly to yourself after you wrote that? You were thinking "oh man, I'm gonna be the funniest comment on this post today, they'll be talking about me for years"

      • heywoodjablowme

        not as surprised as I was to discover that you managed to stop dragging your knuckles on the ground just long enough to attempt a weak insult.

    • Clay

      *raises hand*….sick of her shit!!

    • RMB

      very true

    • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

      if she's hot enough it's worth it

  • CHIVEN4HUMPS

    #14, what a Jackass. That is a Hump!! Keep throwing that around and it will be taken care of soon. Oh ya we need MOAR!!!!

    • Heh

      Unfortunate shadow, or… ? o.0

      • MAGSGQ

        or likes to keep it warm for the winter?

      • djp

        Extra tight butt crack. You know, bounce a quarter off of it tight.

    • Woop

      Uhh she gives her man anxiety attacks. Sounds like she's a lot of work. Go ahead and take her.

      • savagecabbage

        From a guy whose ex gave him anxiety attacks i know what its like. Bitches be fuckin crazy. You a god damn skank

    • Maynard B.

      I guess I'd be anxious too if I was bangin' dat ass, But I'd get over really quick.

    • No kidding

      Likely this girl is a total pain in the ass and treated him like crap, hence the anxiety. It's not usually worth it long term. Just hit that till you get tired of it.

    • JoeBlowMe

      Maybe he was turned-off by her skid marks?

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