Your mind: officially blown. (40 photos)

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  • Dan

    word.

    • Beaman

      #5 "Duuuude I think I'm feelin it. There are like angry monkey faces in all the flowers"

  • guthrie

    #29 such a babe

    • bma

      He is, isn't he…

    • Knockout_Ned

      He must work out.

    • Scoot

      And Kelly's hot too.

      • Jeff

        Who's Kelly?
        You mean Kaley?

      • Epitomizer

        Haha you're such a loser. You got someones name wrong. You'll be forever ridiculed on the internet. Better change your handle.

        • Scoot

          Looks like I already did.

          • StupidHurts

            I think you meant Scott

            • Scoot

              or not, fucktard.

    • its_forge

      Image isn't surprising, aside from the fact she's gorgeous she is kind of a nerd and Parsons is y'know, one a' them there sophisticated cosmopolitan gay men.

      • Kristen

        Translation…he's a faggot.

  • imbfizzle

    Yup

    • Penny

      One Hundred and One Hundred and Two, One Hundred and Three, etc, etc

      • Anotherwes

        And is only used when a decimal point is present, Therefore its one hundred two one hundred three etc etc

  • Knockout_Ned

    #23 Actually DID blow my mind. Damn.

    #24 She's best watched with the speakers turned completely off.

    • MindPhucker

      There's an "a" in one hundred and one. I win.

      • Just Sayin'

        One hundred and one is not 101. One hundred one is. Stay in school

        • nemesis

          No. Pronounciation varies with locale. Begone, patronizatron.

          p.s. you lose

          • Math Teacher

            Pronunciation? Really? You should stay in school too. The and represents the decimal point.

            • nemesis

              I did not know that. Shit.

            • nemesis

              In the UK, 101 is pronounced "one hundred and one". 101.1 is pronounced "one hundred and one point one".

              I have no idea what *you're* talking about.

              I have a BSc Mathematics.

              • Anonymous

                You are pronouncing it wrong. Your degree isn't helping. Done and done.

              • Expert

                That's fine, but you don't spell it like that, do you

              • Mathematician

                When you write a check would you write one hundred and one dollars and 25/00. That's hilarious. Guess you got your degree online huh.

                • nemesis

                  No, I write one hundred and one pounds and fifty pence only, you atypical xenophobic Ameritard.

                  • UKChiver

                    And you would be wrong you twat.

              • Arse

                I'd say here it would be pronunced "a hundred and one".

                • Arse

                  And I would be wrong.

          • UKChiver

            So you claim to spell 101, one hundred and one? Really?

            • Pete

              Uh, actually I would too.

              • 101

                So sad.

                • tic

                  Why is it sad? That is the spelling of the number. America introduced "one hundred one". The spelling in English is "one hundred and one". I wouldn't say either is more correct that the other, except one came before the other.

                  • Legal Zoom

                    Ignorance is sad. Write numbers like that in a legal document and tell me how it goes. It's now written one hundred one because there is only one way to interpret it when written that way. One hundred and one doesn't clearly define 101. Sorry.

                    • tic

                      There is no need to be rude. I simply stated that one was created after the other. I have an original copy of "One hundred and one dalmatians" in my bookshelf. Not really proof of anything, but you can't say that writing it any other way is ignorant.

                    • Dodie Smith

                      Wow. One hundred and one dalmatians is not 101 dalmatians, it is one hundred dalmatians + one dalmatian. Get it.

                    • tic

                      The BBC website as well as The Guardian also uses "and". Also search for anything written by Stephen Hawking and you will see that his most famous papers use this also.

                    • Stephen

                      And it was wrong.

                    • tic

                      Fine.

                    • tic

                      I will leave you to consider the meaning of the word ignorant when you think yourself to be correct and one of the greatest thinkers of our time and a number of reputed publications to be wrong. Incidentally, I use "one hundred one" – The difference is I know that the alternative is at least just as correct.

                    • Just Sayin'

                      Not wrong, just not correct. There's a difference fucktard.

                    • Guest

                      Ha…We have a baby throwing his toys out of the pram here…

                    • glenco

                      one hundred and eighty! sounds so much better.

                    • nexant

                      There would be a difference in the world of grammar and format between the worlds of Science degree people and legal/artsy crap degree stuff. I have never once seen it without a "and" but then I also didn't give a shit about my arts classes and didn't pay attention because they were useless to my career.

                    • DickFister

                      Did anyone "realize" the spelling of "realise" is the English version, but not the version used in Merica? Did anyone have a fuck to give?

      • wow

        You're an idiot.

        • MindPhucker

          Shit.

        • nemesis

          Again, no.

          • TheHypnotizer

            Better yet, who the fuck really cares?

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      #24 not true. she's funny as shit

      • Knockout_Ned

        *tries too hard to be funny as shit

        • PoooBaaah

          Couldn't agree more, Ned. Being from Boston, I witnessed her rise to "fame" on BSS and her failed attempts at being funny on her own BSS blog. She's trying too hard to be "Singled Out" Jenny McCarthy, with her silliness shtick and weird faces and all of that other stuff. Just be smart and beautiful and interesting rather than a wanna-be clown and maybe, just maybe, she get a bit more respect. Oh well, she's got us talking about her, so she's doing something right, I guess

          • https://www.facebook.com/vincekristin.aleman Vince-Kristin Aleman

            And she only has millions of views….. you're right everyone must be watching her with the volume off ???? I think she's hilarious, and I'm not so sure she tries to hard and even if she does why does it matter? She makes people laugh.

            • mike~

              Sorry but if you're a guy and you like Jenna Marbles you're gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but ya, you're gay.

    • The2nd

      #24 i like her sex tape

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Lnk Plz Thx

    • map

      Pronounced "one-o-one, one-o-two, one-o-three etc,etc.

      • Numbers

        If you pronounce them incorrectly, yes. You can't be that dumb.

      • map

        ^ Wrong post, sorry. My genius piece of technology laptop is only crappy.

    • Derec
      • Wikipedia

        Because I'm always right! Kids today.

    • Max

      NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDSSSS!

    • Dale

      Also no B,C, J, K,L,M,P, Q, Z…….Mother of God!!!!

  • BigPup

    #1 "Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving him the bird!" ~ Maverick.

    • Goose

      "I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that" – Me

    • jimbozo

      Goose says the line about giving the bird. Re-watch the classic movie.

      • dirtysteve99

        Then feel uncomfortable about the glaring homoeroticism.

      • BigPup

        Copied straight from IMDB…

        Charlie: So, lieutenant, where exactly were you?
        Maverick: Well, we…
        Goose: Thank you.
        Maverick: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
        Charlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
        Maverick: Because I was inverted.
        Iceman: [coughs whilst saying] Bullshit.
        Goose: No, he was man. It was a really great move. He was inverted.
        Charlie: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG28?
        Maverick: Yes, ma'am.
        Charlie: At what range?
        Maverick: Um, about two meters.
        Goose: It was actually about one and a half I think. It was one and a half. I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be one and a half.
        Maverick: Was a nice picture.
        Goose: Thanks.
        Charlie: Eh, lieutenant, what were you doing there?
        Goose: Communicating.
        Maverick: Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving him the bird!
        Goose: [Charlie looks puzzled, so Goose clarifies] You know, the finger
        Charlie: Yes, I know the finger, Goose.
        Goose: I-I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that, I'm sorry. Excuse me…

        My favorite movie of all time, As you where troll…

      • http://www.wagonmusic.com Mo'Phat

        Maverick says that line. Goose says, "You know, the finger!" and flips Charley the finger. She says, "Yes, I know the finger, Goose."

    • Chris

      Royal Norwegian Airforce(y) like a boss!!

    • Eirik

      More awesome pics og the plane here: http://forum.flyprat.no/showthread.php?t=103463

      You're welcome!

  • MattyDeuce

    #34 I laughed harder than I should have

    • Bill

      I subtexted harder than I should have.

    • jeff donuts

      very nice

      • Schnizz56

        I've never had subtext 😦

  • http://www.facebook.com/troy.schreurs Troy Schreurs

    #23 that moment when you start spell checking in your head.

    • Wood

      That moment when you realize that Brits spell it "realise"

    • Ned_Ryerson

      totally went to "twenty" on this before i accepted it as fact.

    • ERE

      actually no a, b, or c

      • Don't Touch My Mum

        I'm horrible at spelling. Is there a Z anywhere?

    • Just Askin'

      When does the first A happen?

      • Duh

        One thousand maybe?

    • Nymous, Anon

      and english is the only language to use the same numbers?
      8 acht
      4 quatro
      4 quatre
      4 quattro

    • RealZoo

      "I would like to buy a vowel"…

    • TonyP

      Depends on how you say the numbers. To me, the first is 101… "one hundred And one"

      • DoC

        You probably also say "and a one, and a two, and a three, and a four" but it doesn't mean that is the number.

  • Lisa

    #32 hurts my brain. :p

    • http://www.facebook.com/groups/449213905097537/ Saskguy26

      stare at it long enough and then stare at the wall, it really hurts then

      • Harmonica33

        they should have put a picture of a fire right beneath that thing

  • soups818

    #4 I don't get it

    • Just Sayin'

      123456789

    • soups818

      1234567890

      Got it….derp

      • Derp

        When did 0 start coming after 9?

        • The Scout

          Since the keyboard?

        • OpMongoose

          Since Hexadecimal.

          • Hex

            Seriously? Zero through F. You're an idiot.

      • TheWizz

        best sesame street song ever….
        one two three FOUR FIVE six seven eight NINE TEN eleven twelve.

        • REVOLVER_KAZ

          That song has constantly been stuck in my head since I was 5. I once saw it go all the way to 100. I swear to your God.

        • map

          wut, no zero? dang them a-rabs fer invintin, it!

          • Jessica

            It's what not wut. For not fer. Inviting not invintin.

            • KISSmyLUVGUN

              "Inventing" not "Inviting" but I see what you're trying to do there.
              2 out of 3!

        • KISSmyLUVGUN

          Oh Sweet Jebus NOOOOO. Cheers for that one, Only bloody took twenty odd years to get that song out of my head. Now, thanks to your impeccable typing, it'll be with me for another twenty. No Joke!

    • M.C.

      Shit I was impressed with the miles per gallon!

      • johnny

        Is that a MPG gauge?

        • zzzzzzzzzzzz

          yes- it is the panel for a BMW

          • Unfkngblvbl

            It fluctuates though, depending on your speed and rpm's. It's not getting that mpg constantly.

    • Marty

      And the time is 1:23

      • RubesNZ

        Who would have realised to reset the trip meter at 122667 so they could do this? And the car is moving, so the time is a great touch.

        • Aucoin

          Speedometer is at 0. Running, yes. Moving, no.

  • Dizz

    #12. Pimp my cat. Yo, I heard you like cats…

    • Shaneo

      Inception cat

  • awhite2020

    #2 no matter how many times I see this pic I'm always impressed.

    • Dale

      I'll bite. How is this done?

      • Saintwalker

        He's not actually pouring anything. it's just a picture on the desktop.

  • Combo

    #12 Yo dog, I heard you like cats, so I put a cat on your cat

    • Epitomizer

      Copy cat

  • http://twitter.com/CeeLovis @CeeLovis

    #22 where is turtleman when you need him? yayaya ye

    • thejeans

      LIVE ACTION!!! YE YE YE YE YE YE

    • Si1entStatic

      Turtle: Dude a little privacy please. I can't do it with you sitting there staring at me…..

      Man: Uh-huh

  • Chripp

    Where is #35???

    • Matt

      Duluth Minnesota after the flooding…

    • Teddy

      Barely made it through that one.

    • Gotquattro

      Duluth, Minnesota it was after a night of about 9" of rain in mid June

    • tom

      Actually that's superior WI

      • Ryan

        No it's not. Superior Sucks, Duluth is awesome…On a side note, I hope for a speedy recovery for friends over there, as a Grand Forks resident in 1997, it's very stressful times. Thinking of you guys up there!

      • Anon

        It's Duluth idiot. The lift bridge does not span from Duluth to Superior, it goes from Canal Park in Duluth to Park Point Peninsula… (STILL MINNESOTA)

      • TylerDurdenUMD

        Superior got their own Aerial Lift Bridge? When?

      • fed

        you get bridged only in Duluth…

        • thom

          Quite a bit of catty-ness between Duluthians and Superiorians. Yikes!

          • ConstableDubs

            Only because us Minnesotans are superior (no pun intended)

          • Troy

            Ahh yes, Superior… Duluth's Tijuana 🙂

    • Si1entStatic

      the local town's sewage collection facility after the Burrito Festival sponsored by Chipotle…

    • thistornadolovesyou

      Duluth, MN

    • Jon

      Its right there.

  • bammm

    #3 made me eyegasm everywhere

    • Flamer

      That's is what you call a gay rights pool!

    • Yuri

      the eyes have it

    • jon noiles

      the colours in this are only there becuase of pollution,
      coins throw in this hole have created the coulour

      • bumble

        That's the grand prismatic spring in Yellowstone. The colors are from the algae that live in the different temperatures of the water as it rises.

        • JoeyWJ

          Nope. Grand prismatic spring is a lot larger.

        • adam

          its the morning glory spring at yellowstone

  • Notknowing

    #40 Is awsome. Like domino effect.

  • Notknowing

    #26 MAKE IT STOP!

  • Knockout_Ned

    #31 Only every time I see the Mind: Officially Blown post…

    • DDD

      Mind blown, most pedophiles become pediatricians not OBGYNs….

    • Jeff

      He was consoling them on their loss, not examining her vag

      • dedonkey

        Thankfully not taking temperature rectally…coz,ye know, that would just make it weird…

    • C-spot

      First, it's not a priest but rather a minister. Second, why couldn't a minister be a gyno?

    • atticus

      Looks like singer/songwriter Loudon Wainwright III, who played a Gynecologist in the movie Knocked Up and the priest at the end of 40 Year Old Virgin.

      Well Played, Pixar.

    • Jeff

      Could be a priest and a physician. Like Father Karras.

  • jerald

    jessica alba spawns skittles = mind blown

  • Beaman

    #38 would be a nightmare to come home to on a Friday night

    • http://www.facebook.com/dangatlin Daniel Gatlin

      I was thinking the same thing. I'd just fuck it, I'm sleeping outside.

  • Jonesy

    Some of these make no sense

  • silentfred

    i've never owned a car, nor even driven one, so #4 makes no sense to me.

    would a kind soul help blow my mind?

    • Shawn

      The numbers on the console read 1234567890

      • silentfred

        ahahaha. clevrawr.

      • also

        Also, 30MPG at 1000RPM.

        • Epitomizer

          I don't think that has anything to do with it.

      • Wiley

        at 1:23

      • eh.

        Also Also…. 1 rpm x 1000, 20 mph, 30 mpg… 123. ahhhhh

    • Giliz

      Look at the odometers

    • Andy

      Also it's a really big eyed face. Like a bush baby, and yes that is what I noticed before the numbers

    • CDilla

      Miles are 123456 😀

    • Raymond

      Look at the milage.123456….

  • Macro

    #20 What are you? Slow? Give or take 20 years maybe …

    • Heh

      Why would anyone not be using an ad blocker? I haven't seen an ad on theCHIVE since forever.

  • Del

    #13 just a surfer duckdiving…

  • http://twitter.com/blumpkin8er @blumpkin8er

    #32 – not an animated GIF

    • steve

      um, yes it is

    • https://www.facebook.com/jeff.shield1 Jeff Shield

      Your right. I stared at the bottom left corner and it stopped. But now I can't get it moving again!!

      • https://www.facebook.com/jeff.shield1 Jeff Shield

        Nevermind. I'm a dumbass.

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