Daily Morning Awesomeness: Independence Day Edition (34 Photos)

  • Fuck Paula

    #33 what she said… And #5 damn, nice spongebob

    • Ride

      Happy 4th to all of our American friends!
      You get a lot of shit for a lot of things, but the world as we know it would not be the same without your great nation and the innovations of your people!
      I know you don't need encouragement from other countries to be proud but it could be nice to hear that not everyone is against you on a day like this!

      Party hard and Chive On from a European friend!

      • Imzkid

        It is very nice. Thank you Ride.

      • https://www.facebook.com/micky.arnold Micky Arnold

        Thanks Ride, that does mean a lot.

        Party hard yourself my European friend 🙂

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Whaaaat, no foreplay?
      C'mon meow, tickle the crabs FIRST!

      – Fan testimonial: "Paula…. FUCK OFF!. The Chive and all Chivers hate you. Please die today in a car accident or from a heart attack. – anonymous"

    • BruceWayne

      USA Fucking A!!!!!!!!
      We may be rude but brilliant silly but classy and always remember we can KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS other countries. Pray we don't want to take over the world. But USA is about choice and we are not fools.

      • Uh oh

        Please say you are just a visitor, Bruce.

        • BruceWayne

          I'm from Gotham and your from Fuckistiem Imanassholey country?

      • Happy 4th

        Keep Calm & Troll On you buffoon!

        • BruceWayne

          Trolls are cool idiot

      • http://www.facebook.com/steve.arias.148 Steve Arias

        People like you make the people from other countries hate America. Perhaps you should, like, get you head out of your anal cavity?

        • BruceWayne

          All three of you just proved the ignorant part ass holes!!
          Read it again dumb asses.

        • BruceWayne

          You Steve Arias is from Costa Rico.
          You would not know an ass cavity from a dinner hole.
          It's the 4th. Go swim.

      • schmee

        you sir, are a cock.
        if you spent 1/2 the money you spend on wars on health care and unemployment you would be a much stronger country and maybe a little bit on education so dumb arses like you wouldnt have their heads up the own arse all the time.
        you are the type of person that most likely will never own a passport and only move within 10 miles of the trailer you were born in.

        America is a great country, but its the social imbred cocks that give it a bad name.

      • USA sucks

        Pretty sure china would kick america's ass just saying.

    • emu90

      no! school uniform!

      • Christian Lander

        Stuff White People Like # 32, Monty Python

        White people have loved Monty Python for quite some time now. Considering that Monty Python are British, first appeared on public television, and have gone on to create some of the most popular films in white person history, it is no surprise. It would be normal to assume that all white people love Monty Python, but it's simply not true. You see, there is a very large, very specific group of white people who do not find the British comedy troupe to be entertaining. They are called women.

        It's not that white women are incapable of finding the humor in Monty Python. Quite the opposite. They have all the skills needed to appreciate the jokes: understanding of absurdist humor, love of all things British, understanding of world history and high culture references. No, what has driven white women away from Monty Python is the fact that every white male they have ever met has peppered them with so many reenactments that it's impossible to see the troupe as anything more than an annoyance.
        For decades, white women have been dating men who won't shut up about dead parrots pining for fjords, the Ministry of Silly Walks, and the Knights Who Say Ni. If you don't get any of these references then you are an excellent candidate to start dating a white man. As a nonwhite woman, you are very appealing to white men, in no small part because dating you would mean that they have at least two years of fresh Monty Python material with which to impress you.

    • guest

      I'd hit that sponge bob all day long.

      • tk7

        not sure she's legal. she's wearing a school uniform

        • Ava

          Definitely not legal. What amuses me the most is the sheer amount of posts of sexual nature regarding it, when she is clearly under age.

    • ronnydump

      "Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind."–Albert Einstein

      • spaceace

        I fucking love Monty python.

      • spaceace

        Don't worry about the hater's America, bunch of dumb kids anyways.

    • Been there done that

      U need to burn those panties, u should be embarrassed

    • Trust me

      U need to burn those panties

  • adonisallan

    #33 Is awesome!

    But nothing is as awesome as finally getting the BLACK KCCO shirt. I finally got one!!!! WOOHOOO!!! Happy 4th of July!!!

    • ThatGuy

      Must shave armpit.

      • Yes

        I'll shave it for her.

  • JJJ

    #22 is pretty neat-o, actually. Happy 4th of July!

    • HonoluluChiver

      That's how we woll!

    • Frank M

      First guess – 'shopped.
      Second guess – dark magics.

  • whosyopapi

    #33 America, bitches. Fuck yeah. Happy fourth of July to all my fellow American chivers and chivettes out there!

    • levian

      Happy fourth Merika, from Toronto!

  • cookie


    • John Goodboe

      White power.

    • dedonkey

      America,FUCK YOU!

      • tkokilroy

        chances are weve fucked you in the past

        • Bill

          Fuck America, bunch of rednecks

          • Holy Shit WTF.

            God damn Right Bill. Proud of it. America FUCK YEAH.

      • Vyle_Kidovich

        To quote the song "so lick my butt and suck on my balls"

  • ur ass

    third skid mark lickers

  • guthrie

    Black KCCO available right now!!! The witching hour is upon us! Look for BFM on the bookshelf

    • http://zielinskiphotography.com Jim Zielinski

      thank you!

    • https://www.facebook.com/CharleneTheBadass Charlene 'Danger' Gracia

      Damn they always add shirts when I have no money! Nice heads up though KCCO!

    • Ramblinwreck

      You are awesome! I will be rocking a black KCCO at GT this fall.

    • LaurenGoMeow

      ahhh i cant find them

      • guthrie

        If you still haven't found it, its at the bottom of the page on the chivery, there is a bookcase.. With a framed picture of bill murray… Click on that. You look like a babe and need a shirt… Womens are still available right now

        • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

          She does look like a babe. Probably some fatty though.

      • AB

        Can we get a "Find Her" on Lauren in the comment section?

  • savannah

    #6 yes please!!!

    • Jimmy

      but thats play-doh

  • Lisa

    #21 Thank you young one…give your Dad a slobbery hug for me…Mom too. 😉 Good work all of you.

    And Bob, #34 always makes me all tingly too.

    "We’re fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice 'We will not go quietly into the night, we will not vanish without a fight, we’re going to live on. We’re going to survive. Today we celebrate our Independence Day!' "

    • The Bacon Chronicles

      "Welcome to Earf!"

      It's one of those movies that I have to watch when it's on:D

    • Holy Shit WTF.

      Welcome to earth mother fucker.

      • spaceace


  • Vic

    #23 the things i want to do to Nastia!

    • Hoonyar

      They don't call it gym-nice-tics…

    • Not Again

      What the Hell is her spotter watching?

      • Alex

        Dat light, its so bright!

    • Brian

      I might have caught her, unlike her dad.

    • DaveStinson316

      Quick hit reset, she's stuck in a respawn loop of death…

  • Anonymous

    Happy 4th chivers

  • IceColdBuddha



    • Alex

      FUCK YEAH!

      • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

        Great Pic, but storing your gaming systems that way is not good:/

    • JMAn

      No wireless controller?
      Not so badass then.

    • Tomas

      I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

      Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

      Bow to your sen-sei.


  • rick t

    #2 not a chance in hell

    • Bitch


    • Kodos

      you're right… birds die around those things.

      now a nuclear reactor, on the other hand…

    • SIUADO

      I've taken a nap on the mast of a ship while underway…but it was a bit closer to the earth!

  • awhite2020

    #33 'MERIKAH!

  • oneNonlyjuarez

    Happy 4TH from a little peice of America all around the world

  • awhite2020

    #23 Poor Nastia… I hate to see her go, but I love to watch her leave.

    • OnehandJack

      Dat ass

  • merica

    • Ron

      #3 I am the mother fucking Gipper and I approve this message.

    • DickFister

      Fuck yeah!

    • Salt

      We're gonna free the shit out of you. (whether you like it or not.)

  • whoami

    Holy shit I’m drunk

    • Chuck Norris

      no ones gives a shit.

    • warn23

      haha i totally do.. just busted out laughing

  • red dragons

    #3 new desktop. Happy 4th.

  • Trav1121

    #23 Wife and I saw this on TV. Was very sad. Basically the end of her Olympic career. And I did NOT laugh! Seriously, I totally did but it was before the career end was revealed. Poor girl but she won a bunch in '08, so don't feel too sorry. Enjoy your day, Americans! Drink, Laugh and be Merry! KCCO and be safe!

    • press

      The Olympic Committee misled her into competing, just to increase TV viewership of the trials and interest in the new team overall. No one thought Nastia could perform – she was used as a marketing tool.

      But she still made several million dollars in endorsements, has a gold medal, so good for her.

      • djp

        Good points all.

        That fall rocked her. I gave her credit for getting it together enough to continue. Although I'm sure she has fallen like that before she's one tough babe.

  • http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson

    Thank you to all the men and women who fight to keep our independence. Happy 4th chivers

    • MarryMePaula_

      rosie the riveter… freaking awesome Angela.

      • http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Aren't women only involved in domestic fights?

      – Fan testimonial: "As much as I have tried to dislike you, you are really starting to grow on me. Almost a sic addiction."

  • abbedm

    Got my Black Kcco! Merica!

  • Cheeksquadmonopoly

    I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T!! B*tches!! happy americanization day! #10 is that mitt romney?#18 lemon stew

    • MrRockwell

      That's on Whyte Avenue in Edmonton Alberta Canada 😀
      Right outside the Chapters.

      • Euhhh

        Ya it is. When pigs fly in the background

        • oilerschiver

          i happy im not the only one who noticed that, seems to be alot of Edmonton Chivers

  • http://zielinskiphotography.com Jim Zielinski

    dibs on #14. Where are the fucking twinkies?

    • RandomTask09
    • https://www.facebook.com/danielle.cyran Danielle Behe Cyran

      I've seen this thing in multiple car shows in my area. In fact the guy who had this built and is now selling it used to be my boss. If you look at the ebay listing for it you will see half the pics of it were taken in a cemetery. Yep he is a real classy guy.

  • https://www.facebook.com/CharleneTheBadass Charlene 'Danger' Gracia

    #12 made me laugh harder than it probably should have

    • Jus10

      He failed to fully commit….

      Happy Independence Day!!

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