My country tis of thee! (52 photos)

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  • Silent

    Happy birthday 'merica!

    • Cory

      #46 is the best picture ever!

    • Just sayin'

      Illuminati's got y'all fooled…

      • You're an idiot

        If you believe that shit, you're a fucking moron.

    • G-HAUD

      Happy birthday united states of America. And happy 200th anniversary of the first war you ever lost. Remember when those crazy Canucks you tried to invade beat the shit out of you and burned down your white house? Cause we do.

      • ACHF

        Unfortunately you remember it wrong. We Canadian won most of the border fights and kept what would become Canada from being made part of the US (Remember manifest Destiny, although that term didn't get coined until some time later.) On the other hand, it was the British who burned the White House and then subsequently were defeated at the Battle of New Orleans which, btw, was fought after the peace treaty had been signed. The best that can be said about the War of 1812 is that neither side lost. In the end it has provided both our countries with their closest allies and trading partners.

        • bored

          You are a scholar AND a gentleman.

      • Canadian Chivette

        Shame on you, dude. Grow up eh!

    • BruceWayne

      Everyone else steals all our ideas, and they call us ignorant?
      How about a shot gun and a beer and a glass of wine and a good book.
      I can do both.

      • qwerty

        What are you on about???? And why do we all need a shot gun, to shoot blacks or those coming up from the south again????

        Fucking red necks

    • U mad bra?

      Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.
      – George Bernard Shaw

      • spaceace

        I'm drunk, for real, so excuse my blabbering. A home copuntry is like a football team, they may not always do want you like, they may evban have a few losing seasons in their past. But they're your fucking team and you love them no matter what. America isn't perfect, and there are a lot of idiots like anywhere else, but at heart there is something that is truly good. I love America, and I could care less about what anyone else has to say. Happy bitthday America!!

  • guthrie

    #2 our land of liberty

  • Jim

    To be born an Englishman is to win the lottery of life – Cecil Rhodes

    • JonnyG

      The queen loves a good arse gangbang :)

      • dontBsonaive

        "learn your history"…

        I got a little secret for you…..IT'S ALL BULLSHIT!!! we have NO IDEA what happened 50 years ago. We have NO IDEA what is going on right now. If you believe what MSM says, you are as naive as as 2 year old.

    • Meeeee

      "America has the honour of being the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without the usual interval of civilisation in between"

      —Georges Clemenceau

    • DaddyD

      Spoken by a South African Robber Baron. Maybe he was being ironic?

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        "With liberty and justice for all…"

        Now, *that* is irony. When did blacks get the vote? What is that prison in Guantanomo Bay about again?……

        Run along now.

        • tom

          Nobody is perfect (the black vote) Guantanamo is for the losers who mess with us
          and when u need help who u gonna turn to

          • AnyoneForCoffee

            A reliable ally probably.

            1917 – US enters WW1, three years after the start of the war and only after they had been threatened themselves.
            1941 – US enters WW2, two years after the start of the war, after the German advance had already been halted and, again, only after they are attacked themselves.
            2001 – US finally decides to take on terrorism, AGAIN only after they are attacked themselves and having funded the IRA's bombing campaign for thirty years (which killed far more people than 9/11 and has devastated Northern Ireland for decades to come).

            F**k me, you lot couldn't even be bothered to intervene in the genocides of Rwanda, Bosnia or Darfur until your arm was twisted, despite hundreds of thousands being massacred.

            Do you see it yet?

            And I like the US, imagine what the haters think of you!

            …….Ah, what's the point? You'll just put your fingers in your ears and shout "LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA…!" after thumbing this response down. Very grown up.

            Happy 4th July, y'all.

            • R-Dub

              " US enters WW2, two years after the start of the war, after the German advance had already been halted" – You moron, it was halted when they reached the Atlantic and couldn't go any further. Wherever it is you are from, you would probably still be speaking German if it wasn't for those heroic men and women of the U.S.

              • Cam

                The US didn't win the war and the German never took England or some parts of western Europe, in all reality yes the US helped win the war but it was the combined strength of all the nations that pushed back. That included the Americans, the Canadains, The English and so forth. We are brothers in Arms across borders today we all independent and free.

                • ACHF

                  Best not forget the Russians. Four out of five German casualties in WW II were suffered on the Russian Front

              • AnyoneForCoffee

                "You moron, it was halted when they reached the Atlantic and couldn't go any further."
                Your ignorance is a new low. Seriously. Same goes for the people who thumbed your comment up.

                Operation Sea Lion? Battle of Britain? Any bells ringing?

                If the UK was overrun as you astonishingly claim (….just, wow), where did D-Day launch from? The USA?

                You're not even expected to read this in a book (paper thing, full of pages and words), just watch one of the hundreds of films on the subject!

                • happy fourth

                  You do realize that even though wedidn't join in the war till America was attacked. We kept your England and Russia afloat with the lens lease act,and we your ships with our war ships.when we weren't in danger yet,and Hitler told his u boats not to sink our ships so that the us wouldn't join in. The us also stopped the Japanese from taking over Australia. It took a combined effort from all nations after letting the axis go to far unopposed.

                  • happy fourth

                    You do realize that even though wedidn't join in the war till America was attacked. We kept your England and Russia afloat with the lend lease act,and we escortedyour ships with our war ships.when we weren't in danger yet,and Hitler told his u boats not to sink our ships so that the us wouldn't join in. The us also stopped the Japanese from taking over Australia. It took a combined effort from all nations after letting the axis go to far unopposed.

                    • fred

                      early in the war the us also supplied the Germans!

              • English_Rob

                And if it wasn't for the British then America would have been colonized by the French of Spanish. So you would probably be speaking French.

                But thanks for the help during the two wars.

                You have a pretty descent country, with some beautiful landscapes. Some of the people are idiots and some are brilliant but most fall in the middle, just like every other country in the world.

                In fact I'd say its the 2nd best country around, only just beating Australia.

                Have a great day!!

              • not tru dat

                "if it wasn't for those heroic men and women of the USSR".

                typical american who doesn't know his history lol

              • Chuck Norris

                Claimed By:

                Just about everybody.

                The idea is that Nazi Germany was a military juggernaut for a brief period in the 40s, and that the entire planet would have collapsed if it wasn't for one or two minor blunders.

                Why it's Bullshit:

                To say that Hitler sleeping late decided the war ignores the fact that he needed supernatural good luck to do as well as he did in the first place. For instance, it was blind luck that he avoided assassination in 1938, before he could even get his war plans off the ground. And it's a pretty safe bet he never would have gotten very far if his father hadn't changed his name from the far less catchy Schickelgruber.

                But the major reason Hitler was never this close to making your grandparents goose step through Time Square: The Soviet Union. Today, it's widely believed that Hitler, or really anyone's, chances of winning a war against the Soviet Union were on par with a snowball in a cage match with a chainsaw wielding Mike Tyson in hell.

                What 11 time-zones of Joseph Stalin looks like.

                Yes, Hitler plowed through Europe and had the UK on the ropes, and could have done more. It didn't matter. Stalin was waiting on the other side, and Hitler was never going to win that war. It was just a matter of how much of Europe he would control at the moment Stalin eventually crushed him.

                But had it been through a nuclear bombardment of Berlin or through a continued war of attrition, Joseph Stalin was going to be in the winner's corner of WWII, no matter what.

                • History Buff

                  No one has mentioned the second front. Part of the reason Russia was even able to fight back is because the U.S. kept Japan from spreading its reach too far west because it was occupied with fighting in the islands. Left to itself, Stalin would have been attacked on two sides. One of the biggest mistakes Hitler made was to attack Russia when he did. He should have focused on Europe first. NO one who has invaded Russia in a ground war has ever been successful, primarily due to its scorched earth policy and the difficulty of resupplying an army stretched thousands of miles into its territory. Not to mention the cold.
                  And Britain had not yet been invaded, it's true, but to deny that it was in serious trouble is ludicrous. Part of the reason the Battle of Britain was so successful is because in a moment of military stupidity, Hitler shifted the German bomber's focus onto the cities and killing civilians rather than remaining committed to destroying the factories, airfields, and other military targets. And furthermore, the invasion on D-Day probably would not have been possible without the MASSIVE amount of materials and equipment the U.S. introduced, or the continuous bombing runs undertaken by the Eighth AF. I am not knocking Britain's (or Russia's) accomplishments or resolve, but to claim that they were doing just fine without America seems to be a stretch.

                  • goatpunch

                    What are you doing? get off this thread with your truth and facts and stuff. This one is about hearsay pissing contests!

                • MasoBall

                  Hey at least show that you got this info from cracked..

                • goatpunch

                  If you're going to lift something directly from, the least you can do is acknowledge them. Seriously I read this article and I'm pretty sure you cut and pasted

                  • Chuck Norris

                    you mean like the chive always does with the shit they lift? "it's the interwebs, nothing is original". chiver logic 101.

                    • goatpunch

                      There is a difference between reposting user submitted content which no one has the rights to, versus copy and pasting an article written by a professional, and passing it off as your own original content. This is called being a hack.

                    • Gnole

                      Chuck Norris has a point

              • ruserious?

                However, there is one Zangief-sized elephant in the room that America loved to leave out of conversation until the end of the Cold War: the Soviet Union. The "Great Patriotic War" as they called it was the single largest military operation in history, and home to perhaps the biggest turning-point of the war: the Battle of Stalingrad.

                Understand, the Russia versus Germany part of the war wasn't just a little more important than the part the USA was involved in. It was "four times the scale" of the whole Western front, larger than all other phases of the war put together. The Soviet military suffered eight million soldiers dead, more than 20 freaking times the number of U.S. casualties.

                Keep sucking that red white and blue dick.

            • thedude325

              ^Kind of person who complains about America's excessive involvement in the world. Today, complains that America didn't get involved sooner.

              • Got_heem

                Right?!? Haha

            • goatpunch

              Did ANY other country get involved in the last skirmishes you mentioned? We are BROKE and we're still expected to police the world. Germany is supposedly the only country in the world doing well, and do you suppose they lifted a finger for anyone? NOPE. Who's to say they don't have it right. Historically speaking, countries that don't over extend themselves have the least problems. That was why we were non interventionalist philisophically for so many years, while trading with everyone. Europeans kill me. AMERICA STAY OUT OF OUR BUSINESS. AMERICA GET INVOLVED MORE!

              • Hry

                "Police the world"? Starting wars and then fucking them up isn't policing the world.

            • Jonathan

              It is not America's job to police the world. Take care of your own problems.

            • EE2268

              'Merica… back to back World War champs!

          • Chuck Norris

            probably the Russians AKA the true big guns of world war 2. but since you americans don't know history, most of you don't know that.

            • DrChang

              what i get from these "america is not so great" posts is "stalin was a pretty good guy once you get to know him".

              • Fu Manchu

                that's because you're an idiot.

                • goatpunch

                  He was being ironic, and hilarious. Maybe the best post of this whole thread

            • goatpunch

              Actually we do. It's everyone else, who likes to forget that the U.S. supplied russia with all its jeeps during stalingrad so the soviets could focus on weapons production that so many others love to exclude. Without american capital Germany wins. Simple as that

              • Barney Stinson

                Actually Russia did most of the war on its own. People think that the Soviet army was pure crap, but it was only that in the beginning of the war. Previously Stalin had purged the ranks of the soviet army of many competent commanders. It took a while to recover from this, but actually in the end the Soviet forces beat the shit out of the Germans because of many factors. One of which was actually superior tactics. There was the numerical superiority. And also the little known fact that despite low production figures for essential materials such as steel, aluminium and such the Soviets did manage to pump out more tanks and such as the opponent.

                Sure, the US provided the soviet army with extremely helpful stuff such as trucks. The soviet union hardly had any. Most transportation was done with american made trucks. However, this was not a decisive factor in the war. Railways could have been used. Trucks still transported only a limited amount of what needed to be transported. Human power was still going strong in the soviet army and of course the soviet army could have changed the focus of its production capacity towards things such as trucks if they hadn't gotten them from the USA.

                People often underestimate the soviet army. It's a mistake. They had the largest standing army at the end of the war. They had the best tank. They had tactics based on artillery and mechanized warfare. They had good commanders and in this respect Stalin was in fact superior to Hitler. He hardly meddled with the specifics of the tactics employed by the commanders. Hitler did. And it cost him.

                The best german armies were not in the west. They were in the east. The german army was defeated in the east. After that it was a mopping up operation that was joined by the other allied forces in the west.

                In fact in the end the German resistance was lowered in the west to give the American led allied forces a chance to compete with the Russians. To the Russians the German forces resisted with everything they got because they knew that the soviets would show no mercy after what they did to the soviets.

                In short, America made it easier, but either way Russia would've crushed Germany sooner or later.

                • goatpunch

                  Doubtful. If the U.S. stays out of this war completely, russia can't focus on weapons during stalingrad, AND japan puts enormous pressure on them from the other side. I doubt even Russia could have held off all of that

                • Blah blah

                  America supplied food fuel, trucks, tanks and planes to russia. Russia lost well over 20 million soldiers, they pushed back because of russia's only strat retreat and burn, then wait for winter. Russia and england put a lot of pressure on the US to open a second front. Russia had planes and tanks in high numbers only on the late 1945, otherwise than that they had total crap tech. Their planes that beat Germanys came from England. They couldnt of done anything by themselves

        • Fuck Europe

          As early as the mid-1700s.

          Run along now and fuck yourself.

        • GuinessHangover

          Spoken like a true crooked toothed, limey, fog-breathing hypocrite. Who put the spotted dick in your tea this morning? Just a heads up, it's not 1915 Winston, they aren't called "the blacks" anymore. As you seem to be such a student of history, when did South Africa gain independence from England? Was it 1934? Zambia? Independence from Britain: 1964. Zimbabwe? Independence from Britain: 1965 (Unilateral Declaration of Independence). Swaziland? Independence from Britain: 1968! By 1922 The British held sway over about 458 million people, one-fifth of the world's population at the time. IRONY, is a Matriarchal subject (how is "her highness" by the way?) from ENGLAND of all places, preaching about liberty. Land of the free, home of the brave! I am American, and god damn proud of it!

          P.S. I'm of Irish descent, and I felt this was appropriate. "For over 30 years, the IRA showed that the British government could not rule Ireland on its own terms." – Gerry Adams

          • spucifer

            I might be an ignorant and arrogant American but I don't care about other countries independence. Go America.

          • dedonkey

            Irish descent or not,quoting fucking Gerry Adams is plain fucking stupid.Read up on the history of the "troubles" as their so quaintly called.that man was on the war council of the ira,in charge of a guerrilla army that has fucked up my country and continues to do so,long after the supposed ceasefire,people are still dying,bombs are still going off,did you know that Ireland has one of the most active bomb disposal units in a "peaceful" state in the world?
            Adircet consequence of dickheads like that cunt Adams,please don't quote that prick,your making yourself look like what you are,a fucking moron.
            As for the op?ha ha "Irish by birth,from Dublin by the grace of god"
            Happy 4th of July America,now just stop your unsanctioned wars please.

            • GuinessHangover

              One man's villian is another man's freedom fighter.

    • John

      To be born an Englishman is to live a life with terrible teeth

      • John

        more people in England as a percentage visit the dentist than the damned yanks. Oh enjoy your terrible healthcare also.

        • goatpunch

          Well your chompers might be healthier, but they certainly don't look better. Apparently ortho never caught on. Also the quality of our health care is the best on the planet. We are just having trouble figuring out the best way for average folks to pay for it

      • Dan

        I'd choose bad teeth over obesity and heart disease any day thanks.

        • Tiny_dancer

          Just so you know poor dental hygiene is linked to heart disease!

          • Satan's Boner

            then americans should really be worried because THEY HAVE HIGHER RATES OF BOTH

        • Mike

          To bad you guys have plenty of that too

          • dub

            i'm an american, but it's simply a fact that americans are fatter AND have unhealthier teeth. truth. look it up.

        • Dave

          If you take out all the small pacific island nations, USA is 1, UK is 3.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Sssh, *we* don't like to ram it down everyone's throat….

      • passwordistaco

        When do We bring it up? Maybe our birthday (that's ok isn't it?). Probably the day we honor all our service men and women (can we do it that day too?). There is a 3rd occasion I can't put my finger on…….Oh just remembered! When D-bags like yourself rip on America for whatever happens to be the world's problem that day *(or the ones in years past that we obviously didn't do enough in, by your standards of course), because we know it's Our fault, right?


    • DDD

      suck a BAG of DICKS…..

    • Hot Carl

      Kicked your ass in 1776, u don't want that again. Merica

      • kigero

        With the help of the French, Spanish and Dutch which pretty much destroyed their economies. But the best bit!? After you had left your allies destitute, with the peace treaty signed, trade with America went back to normal and took Britain into an economic boom.

        • A_O

          the best bit is we kicked your ass again in 1812

          • ballbag

            umm not really.. learn history

            • A_O

              fuck no. i'm merican. we don't learn history, we make it up.

              • AMERICA

                You're right. We don't sit back and watch the world pass us by like the Brits. WE MAKE HISTORY.

      • riohg

        you got your ass kicked by the fucking CANADIANS! look it up, then shut the fuck up.

        • goatpunch

          Wouldn't say they kicked our asses. More of a stalemate. We just couldn't kick theirs like we really wanted to. What have we learned today? Don't try taking over Canada, U.S., or Russia. Lesson learned

    • Pete

      UK is smaller than Oregon. Aren't you just so cute.

    • BUS

      Blah blah blah. "Can't we all get along?!?!" ha, have a happy, save, friendly 4th. Even if your 4th is just between 3rd & 5th.

    • A.j. Kulish

      get these fuckin anti america douchers off of the chive.

    • Global

      What's with all this shit talk everyone? Let them celebrate their holiday in peace. As for Americans can't you celebrate without trying to piss off the rest of the world. Just enjoy it. You don't have to bash every other country to be patriotic.

      • Drunkendave

        They can't. Arrogance is the American way.

        • tuppy war dance

          i'm sorry but the england wins why? cuss im here. discuss?

          • Guest

            ^ your a dumb ass go away.

        • spucifer

          And damn proud of it.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      To be born an Englishman is to win the lottery of life – Cecil Rhodes


      Not an anti-US statement but *still* receives masses of thumbs down.

      Are Americans so f**king insecure that people can't even appreciate their own countries?!

      • cwhizzie

        “I already won the lottery. I was born in the US of A, baby. And as backup I have a Swiss passport.” – Creed Bratton

      • GuinessHangover

        It's not insecurity moron, it's called picking your moment. If your equally moronic friend hadn't picked today, of all days, for his inflammatory statement it wouldn't have received the "masses of thumbs down." If I had picked "The Royal Wedding" as a day to talk about how utterly asinine and ridiculous it is that it's 2012 and there is still a Queen ruling England, a bunch of Brits would have gotten their panties in a twist. Just out of curiosity, does the queen still refer to her subjects as peasants?

        • montana

          and here's the kicker. she doesn't even rule, no real power, and still gets paid.

          • Global

            I love how we are having a Internet war over the UK and the USA. Brits let them enjoy their day, Americans enjoy your day and know that we love you but you don't have to knock us to be patriotic. But I do agree today was a lame ass day to post this mr English man.

            • Burger King

              i know, right. as an american nothing makes me angrier than someone who's proud of being born in a place that isn't america. MERICA!

        • AnyoneForCoffee

          But that would be insulting the UK, wouldn't it.

          What's so insulting and inflammatory towards the USA about the Cecil Rhodes' comment?

    • Lunch_Box

      Jim, if you are indeed and Englishman, you have furthered the stereotype of the Englishman being a self righteous dick. Way to go, good job! Fucking prick!

    • che cazzo

      if it wasnt for america england would be part of nazi germany so fuck up

    • MERICA

      To be British is to see life through a rosy colored monocle. Fucking idiots always getting their asses handed to them when they aren't busy sucking communism's dick. Go put on a white wig and show off your crooked yellow teeth with your gay accents. You sound like women.

      • Global

        You know what sir! I was trying to be nice… And supporting both sides arguements but it's uneducated people like you that piss me off. First off Britain ruled a third of the world and held it all down solid. From a little county the size of oregon. You can't even hold down Iraq let alone 1 third of the world. Fucking dumb ass! and still today the UK is a tiny place but is still in the main head of many countrys! Do me a favor please… Screw your biased history teacher and go on the Internet and learn for yourself. DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT OR ANYONE ELSE'S. DO YOUR RESERCH ONLINE SO IT'S NOT BIAST. I can't believe how low your are being knocking Britain! It was the super power of the world! It's still the most spoken language in the world. If your so against it go learn a different language or even better make your own and let me know how it goes! Ass hole!

  • douche baggins

    #28 'MERIKA!!

    • Dylan

      Actually she's British – Elle Basey

      • Livin' Legend

        Well, we aided the Brits in Dubya Dubya Eye Eye, so still… 'MERIKA!

      • Samhedi

        I don't care if she's from friggin' outer space, look at that ass!

  • Leo

    # Katy perry can't get enough of her

    • Tard

      SHE IS NOT HOT!!!!

    • Reason


  • HOOK

    #16 #28 America the beautiful…

  • Dman

    Oh thank god there's some boobs today. #9

    • genki desu yo

      you see # 46 and all you can think about is boobs. really?

  • Parker

    I joined the Marine Corps not for everyone. Just Miss 26

    • MindQuad

      STFU Boot

    • guest


    • PeteDKilluh

      Ooooooooooh RAH!

  • Jack Henoff

    #30 take that you filthy Jihad bastards!

    • discowheels

      Mmmmmmm bacon

    • HOOK

      Well said.

  • ukulelemike

    #50. Sorry-she's sexy and all, but that's remarkably disrespectful to the flag, to wear it in this manner, and allow the ends to drag the ground. Bad form, especially today..

    • IrishMan

      I thought the exact same thing. Not so much tattered because of the other picture, but touching the ground. I'm not even American. HAPPY 236 'Merica, keep CHIVEn' on.

    • Travis

      I scrolled passed it and said "hold on." totally agree with you. Bad form.

    • CjNUT

      You dont know Dick…DICK! Learn some respect and manners, THEN come back to this site

      • Dick

        I didn't know I had to have manners to come to this website. Sorry! Now fuck off you scabby butt cunt

    • Chris Carter

      #34 and 50, the Flag should never touch the ground…

    • Cola Chiver

      "America has the honour of being the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without the usual interval of civilisation in between"

      —Georges Clemenceau

      • Dick

        Nice quote. Do you regularly overlook slavery, class systems, and Chiver's willingness to turn a blind eye to America's truth? I will be here all day folks.

        • Sambo

          Dick, swing by my BBQ and we can play a quick game of "kick your teeth in" come on guy it will be fun.

          • Trizzoll Dick

            Tough talk you fucking taint sniffer. If you came to my BBQ you would wind up on your back begging me to kiss you. Shove your flag up your boyfriend's ass and stop talking out of your pussy

            • edslerson

              We'll now that It's the 5th I'm sure all the hardcore 24 hour patriotism has started to wear off a bit and people can go back to not giving a shit for another year. Honestly you're all stupid.

              • Dick

                You are a donkey raping shit eater

          • Dick

            Come by my BBQ fucktard and I will throw my dick down your throat. I don't know you but I'm sure you would wind up on your back begging me to kiss you.

          • Bald Eagle Leg

            typical american.

    • Brian Thomas

      I agree

    • Simon

      But it's dandy to emblazon it across your butt?

      • Gomer Pyle

        To wear a likeness of The Flag is OK, but to wear an actual Flag, No.

    • mim


    • TMac

      This retired soldier agrees!

    • JJJ

      It's not 'remarkably disrespectful'. Get off your high-horse.

    • Dick

      What a fag. Don't be a sheep. That flag hasn't done shit for you.

      • tom

        Boy your name says it all dick!!!!

        • Dick

          And you name says that you are a thundercunt

          • Pedro

            please leave. Mexico is hiring

            • Dick

              Hey Pedro. Why don't you and Tom pull your red white and blue cocks out of eachother's mouths and fuck off

              • Robert

                That flag has done more 'shit' for us than you could ever understand, kid.

      • jmartintx

        Wow, you are such a unique non-conformist. Just like all of the other unique non-conformists who think it's enlightened and cool to disrespect symbol of the nation that defined representative government and self-determination.

        Kudos to you for taking such a brave stand.

        • thedude325

          Yea, too many young people thinks it's cool to rebel from traditional values. Eventually that shit catches up.

        • Dick

          Wow. You sound like a blast to hang out with. Here's a suggestion, tie an American flag blindfold around your eyes and walk in to traffic

          • Dick

            Catches up? To what? Are you mad because some young people have opened their eyes and see this country for what it really is? A self obsessed, celebrity driven, Imperialistic fat farm. Take your "traditional values" back to your church and don't fucking tell me what young people think is cool or not. And I'm 30

            • case

              "I'm a man.. I'm 30!"

              I know that's not the exact quote but you know what I mean.

            • A_O

              you sound really butthurt Dick

              • Dick

                Would you know A_O? I bet you have some knowledge o being butthurt. Take your dildo out of your anus. Happy 4th!

                • Gomer Pyle

                  Real mature.

            • Gomer Pyle

              It is unfortunate that American society has become such a mess. Thankfully there are MILLIONS of people that still believe in the American Way. "Liberty and Justice For All!" These millions will get the country back on track…

          • Yuri Dumbass

            You don't like to be patriotic, you don't like the USA then feel free to move your sorry ass to another country and then you will realize what a moron you are

      • Medi

        Alright Dick. So what you're saying is you hate the country that is keeping you free and giving you the ability to actually do what you want for your life?

        You sound just like the shitbags that are taking over this country. Take, take, take, an then talk shit about the hand that feeds you. If this country is so bad you know there are other places to live, but wait you can't do that because other countries wouldn't put up with your bull shit.

        Why don't you just go spit on some soldiers graves too while you rant your anti-american propaganda?

        Dick, you can go fuck yourself!

        To everyone else….happy 4th!

        • Dick

          It sounds like you're another lemming who is happy to support an country who invades, kills, and imposes it's own warped view on other nations. The only thing I appreciate about America is the fact that it lets me speak the truth to ignorant fucktards like you. No go blow your hand off with a bottle rocket.

          • Proudtobemerican

            It's funny that you get so upset and defensive. It you don't like, don't look at it. God bless you and GOD BLESS AMERICA!

      • Sam Malone

        That "flag" is all about what it represents, sure Merica has problems. But why you can't understand what it means to show a Lil respect Lil DIck is ignorance beyond your 30 years. I nor anyone else gives a single fuck about you and anyone elses opinions that are similar.

        Wake up and look around you, I'm betting you have fucked up some good opportunities, the trick is are you smart enough to learn from your mistakes. You sir have proved you are not.


        • Dick

          You don't know a thing about me crybaby. I could buy and sell you like a slave. At least if I did that I would be representing our forefathers. Why don't you ask a Native American what they think about "the flag". Grow the fuck up and REPECT the truth fucko.

          • Chris

            I am Native and have utmost respect for the flag of this nation. I may not believe in everything the this country does, but this is how I've been raised.

          • Sam Malone

            Run your opinion by Taylor Morris to get some perspective…….

            Deathblow son.

            • Dick

              Deathblow. What a fucking homo. The Chive is just using the Taylor Morris story to get page views so they can appear more attractive to advertisers. It's fun explaining how things really work to idiots such as yourself

              • nice

                hahahhaha you're 30?!?! haha you're a fucking joke. Clearly you've just spent the whole day on chive and replying to everyone so therefore you are a waste of life. Do you even have a job sir that doesn't consist of blowing cock and butt fisting? Pretty sure no one cares about your existence so please take you and your worthless opinion and fuck off

                • Troll Dick

                  Haha. You are a boy fucking ass clown. Yes. I've spent all day here laying on my pile of money and butt fucking your mother. Haha. She looks great with a cum-stache

                  • nice


                    • Troll Dick

                      All caps. I must have touched a nerve. You got your point across. I'll back off. I have to put some water in your Mom's dish anyway

                    • nice

                      there's nooo way you're 30 and still using mom jokes…absolutely no way…i'm not even mad…i'm actually impressed you've made it this far in life…touche sir

                    • Troll Dick

                      I'm glad your not mad. Whew! I love this witty banter. Now I shall make a disparaging reference to your sexual orientation. You are really gay. Neil Patrick Harris gay. And I'm actually 31. It is a slow day

          • Yuri Dumbass

            No one needs to know anything about you, but what we do know is you are an inept foreigner who has no respect for what gives you the ability to have this moronic ideology. If you can indeed by and sell people, that shows you have no concept of what freedom is, moreover what it stands for.
            If you can freely speak in the country you are from it is either because we exist and have fought for your right or You are just a stipud troll looking for attention

            • Troll Dick

              I am the King Of The Trolls and you have your fucking g-string all bunched up. Go get AIDS and die slowly. One less cunty crybaby to ruin my day. In the words of one of our most famous former leaders

              • Troll Dick

                ^Thomas Jefferson, "Suck my dick nigga"

    • Thomas Payne

      Fortunately she has the right to the freedom of speech, so she's welcome to wear it however she wants.

      • peruvianmice

        freedom of speech is irrelevant here. the problem isn't that she's wearing a flag, it's that the flag is dragging on the ground. if you're going to take a patriotic-style picture like this, you shouldn't just ignore flag etiquette.

        • RDS

          It is NOT irrelevant. Look, the general rule is that the flag should not touch the ground. Fair enough. If you're just letting it touch the ground because you're careless, that's no good.

          BUT, if you are purposeful in what you are doing, then God bless you. One of the reasons our country is so damn awesome is the 1st Amendment. To spit on the 1st Amendment in the name of patriotism is pure hypocrisy. I love this country precisely because she DOES have the freedom to drape the flag on the ground, if she wants to.

          And you have the freedom to complain about it. And I have the freedom to disagree with you. And even the douchebag "Dick" who is trolling this thread has the freedom to troll. THIS COUNTRY IS AWESOME AND GOD BLESS IT!!!!!!

          • RDS

            And just to follow-up, and to clarify, what about the other way around? Is it pure hypocrisy to spit on patriotism in the name of the 1st Amendment? NO. It is not. It is what the 1st Amendment is all about baby. CONSTITUTION ON THREE: 1…2…3! CONSTITUTION!

          • Dick

            Ok Boyscout. We get it. Put your pom-poms down and wipe Uncle Sam's jizz out of your butthole. Still trollin'.

    • Brian

      maybe you guys should educate yourselves on how to properly show respect to the American flag.

      The flag should never be worn as clothing, and should never be allowed to touch the ground

      as for Simon's comment, she's not wearing a flag, her skivvies just have a similar pattern to the flag.

    • DenOfEarth


    • zoxymusic

      Was thinking the same thing!

    • Mak

      I'm almost positive that she didn't do it to be disrespectful; if she lit it on fire, I could see your concern…

  • SeviG

    Happy 4-th July from Switzerland ;) (yes, we chive also xD)

    You have some of the most beautyful womens on earth, that's one of the reasons I 'chive' every day :D

    KCCO from swiss-chiver ;)

    • Ahahksmsns

      America has the most beautiful women hahahahahahahaha

      • Satan's Boner

        best joke i've heard all day LMFAO

    • Merican

      I had an army kknife from you guys, it was sweet. I used to use the toothpick part all the time and it could cut through all the tape when I got packages. Can't find it now, RIP

    • Wrist

      All my watches are Swiss. So thank you for exporting "beautiful" watches! #movado #tagheuer

      And I hope Federer wins Wimbledon.

      • SeviG

        hehe, myself wearing a calvin klein, but yeah, our watches are nice ^^

    • none

      you guys make some great cheese..

      Happy 4th, dude

  • Jack

    #51 *avenge
    #31 FTW
    I'm an Aussie and I'm feeling 'Merican patriotism seeing all these. Happy birthday America :)

    • asd

      only that it should read avenge me, not revenge me. silly americans! happy 4th of july down there!

    • tom

      Why thank you I like Aussies you have a beautiful country

  • Mr. Magoo

    #3 Yes!

    • Guest

      Ugliest flag I've ever seen

  • doodles

    Happy birthday Merica!

    -Love Canada

    • doodles

      P.S. Sorry for kicking your yankee asses all those years ago. Hopefully your anuses aren't still sore.

      -Love Canada

    • Notknowing

      I second that…from a BC chiver.

      • 3smash

        And from a bc chivette also!

    • Canadian Chivette

      From Alberta as well! KCCO guys :)

    • G-rock

      Happy birthday!! From an island chiver

    • Trevor Muxlow

      And one more from another bc chiver

      • Canadian Chivette

        You need to unlock that fb picture of yours, you look pretty damn fine even in that tiny version of it, though ;)

    • ManitobanChivette

      Thumbs up for your comment, and everyone who replied!

    • A_O

      Happy belated birthday you crazy Canucks

  • Koko

    Not a single f**k was given until #44

    • guest

      !4 would be pushing it. Not a day over 13.

    • Koko

      Just kidding. Happy birthday brothers and sisters to the south!

      • Incestation

        Literally? :x

    • Rega

      Why don't you take a seat right there?


      Pedo bear? Koko?

    • NTD

      She's like 12, you pedo.

  • yungunz

    #44 is like 12

    • savagecabbage

      Your mother is like 12

    • DaddyD

      Or maybe a young 19?

    • Kodos

      check ID before proceeding

    • Bryant07

      so good lookin'

    • Dan

      So what's the problem?

      • case

        Nothing should be the problem. There is nothing wrong with the picture. But if you say "Thats a beautiful young girl" people automatically assume you are being sexual.

  • JimSedona

    On this 4th of July I just want to say thank you to to all service men/women & their families for the sacrifices that have been made for our freedom. You are all true heroes & may God bless all of you!

  • Brit

    #47 Ok, I think I have something in my eye

  • Brad

    #46 good stuff little fellow

    • Jacky

      awesome pic God Bless America

    • DaveStinson316

      This one brings a tear to my eye every damn time.

  • Brit

    Totally meant #46, told you I had somehthing in my eye

    • Yuri Patriot

      This photo says it all, Thank you for all the vets past present and future who keep our country safe and free. God Bless America and the soldiers who keep it that way

      • John

        Do you mean all the vets who protect American values, or all the vets who project unwanted American opinions on the rest of the world??

        • genki desu yo

          seriously dude, when there are so many out there doing so much for dickheads like you. thanks for being part of this. fabulous. go back to your hole.

        • Erik

          Jesus man, you really have to politicize this? The military is apolitical.

  • savagecabbage

    #44 oh my sweet jesus

    • Band

      #26 is actually legal. And stylish minus the shoes.

    • TheJesus

      Pedobear approved.

  • Jeff

    #14, #16, #30 & #46 I love this country!

    • #14

      Kate Harrison

  • Onslaught70

    #51 America! F*ck Yeah!

    • Psymon Spyders

      'Merica! Where we don't know and don't care about the difference between "revenge" and "avenge" -_-

      • thegrass

        I got a quote for ya, "go fuck yourself!" was that good?

    • DB Conor

      Or that this is a quote from a Frenchman.

  • TulsaSmartassChiver

    #37- Oklahoma Chivette. Mmmmm…..

    • Sarah Jane

      Tulsa representin'!! 'Merica

      • Leon

        okc is 405 not tulsa

      • Okie

        This is in Bethel Acres i live there purty sure

    • jag

      same girl as #44?

  • socalmarti

    #13 #51

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