July 5, 2012 |
In: Crazy Food, Funny, WTF
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Category: Crazy Food, Funny, WTF
#8 I'll have this and I'm good.
funny there's no 'merica' on this post…
#1 Gaga's offspring are spawning…
If I had known these existed, they would have been an Easter tradition in my house. I'm sure my kids would have willingly cooperated.
Put in for 35 min at 175 C… The tall one
At take 45 min
Hmmmm, No thanks!
especially with this whole bath salts thing, I don't want to seem any tastier
everything's better with bacon
The best part about this post is bacon.
Thank you Capt Obvious
I stick bacon in my ears, i stick bacon in my beers, i stick bacon in my tears..
#11 it shoots deliciousness
and bacon bits.
And I shall call it…the Bacgun.
I gotcha, hard to spell though….
,hmm,loves merica,shows love with soviet bacon rifle….gobshite…….
If I'm ever going to commit suicide, I know what to shoot myself with.
#17 Has anyone tried this yet?
I have a thought of how awesome it should taste and don't want to be disappointed.
Yes, an it was awesome.
It's amazing… you need to eat one. Perfect salty/sweet combo.
I burst into tears when I ate it.
Just had to leave work to get one. My only critique is that it's not bottomless.
Y. Why? Makes me wanna barf. Sry
I tried the bacon jellybeans, 1 was too many
yes! it is amazing!
#1 The Bacon Brothers?
It's Kevin Bacon's kids
No bacon lube?
suck me all the way off
Only if it tastes like bacon
do you taste of bacon?
Shhhhhh. Stop breathing.
Your awesome sir. Why? Conviction.
I really don't know why you constantly feel the need to tell people to suck you off,"till your dry".obviously you have never had another human mouth upon your penis,so please stop,you fuckin clown,no one will ever suck your miniscule penis,ever with carry on such as yours,sucking you off shall forever be a fantasy,your probably gay(not that I care)but your a fool all the same,really?im drunk,only reason I'm posting is because your a fucking clown,and I am actually sick of seeing you post the same shite.
Long story short,your a fucking Muppet,piss off,please fuck off,stop ruining chive for us,fuckin cunt.
Does anyone else want to beat this guy with some periods and spaces?
u are the one ruining chive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#7. Zim: "Why was there bacon in the soap?!?!?!" GIR: "I made it myself!"
You mean this epic moment?
OK, well that looks like a pretty good idea.
I've had this vodka. This is one thing even bacon couldn't save. God awful.
I agree. It was terrible.
It is the absolute worst vodka or liquor I have ever had. Ever. Do. Not. Buy.
im still salty about yesterdays lack of DAR
because u were sitting at your computer all day right?
Because I had to work and the Dar was all I had to look forward to.
#7 If I used that in the shower, my dog wouldn't let me make it across the living room. I'd be a dead man.
<img src="http://www.mynewcarquote.us/hotels/cpi.jpg"/>#11 I don know what material is produced ? Who know<img src="http://www.mynewcarquote.us/aquarius/ndu.jpg"/>
Did anyone notice that #16 says its made with chicken?
Yes, it's chicken sausage with bits of pineapple and bacon. Aidells is a gourmet chicken sausage brand.
No pics of a bacon bra? Son, I am disappoint.
I know dad. U were dissapointed i couldnt b you.
No…………. I was…. Dissapointed…… That u tried.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun DUUNNNNNN. DUNNNNNN ( buildings start blowin uo and shit)
really? yeah.. oh dear.
Contrary to popular belief, bacon is not the greatest food on the planet. What's with this trendy "bacon flavored everything"? What's so great about it?
Yeah, it's salty, fatty, makes good food great, makes great food better, is awesome with beer, cheese, candy, yogurt, cereal ect…, makes me smile when i eat it, makes me smile when i see others eat it, can be eaten cold, hot, fried, baked, broiled, braised and comes from the most delicious and magical animal ever created.
Ok, maybe it is the greatest food ever… Carry on, Chive… You win this round…
Can we stop with all the bacon stuff. Your basically being hipsters, championing this food stuff because your trying to be all random and ironic. Besides the streaky bacon you have in the States is no where near as good as the real stuff we have in Europe.
hes right bacon is fucking overated
agreed. bunch of lame asses jumping on the bandwagon is all it is.
*baconwagon. Sorry mate you spelled that wrong.
Grammar Nazi much?
you suck get outta here you fuckin tool
Bacon sucks, go vegan.
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No, man. I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfucking pig. I mean, he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm saying?
Vincent: [laughing] That's good.
Well played sir!
Now pussy I eat a LOT of. Pussy is totally vegan.
#11. Mother fuckin 'merica. That is all.
Didnt u guys say this weeks posts would be good and make up for last weeks? But u took the 4 th off? How hard is it to post shit
Suck it trebek
Baconfest in the middle of pig country!
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