All bacon everything (20 Photos)

If I had known these existed, they would have been an Easter tradition in my house. I'm sure my kids would have willingly cooperated.

especially with this whole bath salts thing, I don't want to seem any tastier

Thank you Capt Obvious

and bacon bits.

And I shall call it…the Bacgun.

,hmm,loves merica,shows love with soviet bacon rifle….gobshite…….

If I'm ever going to commit suicide, I know what to shoot myself with.

Yes, an it was awesome.

It's amazing… you need to eat one. Perfect salty/sweet combo.

I burst into tears when I ate it.

Y. Why? Makes me wanna barf. Sry

I tried the bacon jellybeans, 1 was too many

yes! it is amazing!

It's Kevin Bacon's kids

Or baconaise?

Only if it tastes like bacon

do you taste of bacon?

Shhhhhh. Stop breathing.

Your awesome sir. Why? Conviction.

I really don't know why you constantly feel the need to tell people to suck you off,"till your dry".obviously you have never had another human mouth upon your penis,so please stop,you fuckin clown,no one will ever suck your miniscule penis,ever with carry on such as yours,sucking you off shall forever be a fantasy,your probably gay(not that I care)but your a fool all the same,really?im drunk,only reason I'm posting is because your a fucking clown,and I am actually sick of seeing you post the same shite.
Long story short,your a fucking Muppet,piss off,please fuck off,stop ruining chive for us,fuckin cunt.

You mean this epic moment?

I've had this vodka. This is one thing even bacon couldn't save. God awful.

because u were sitting at your computer all day right?

Yes, it's chicken sausage with bits of pineapple and bacon. Aidells is a gourmet chicken sausage brand.

Dissa- dissa-
I know dad. U were dissapointed i couldnt b you.
No…………. I was…. Dissapointed…… That u tried.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun DUUNNNNNN. DUNNNNNN ( buildings start blowin uo and shit)

*stuff?
*You're
*Besides,

you suck get outta here you fuckin tool

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No, man. I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfucking pig. I mean, he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm saying?
Vincent: [laughing] That's good.

Pussy

Suck it trebek