“Meanwhile, in America” meme — you know all of this to be true (31 Photos)

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  • bigbooty

    #10 MOAR!!!!

    • Chris KCCO

      hey fat bitches need love too – Deydey( from next friday)

    • mickey

      What most of the "Chivettes" really look like…

      • Dan the man

        I'd bang the one on the right. Just sayin …

        • filthyslob

          FIND HER

    • Dan

      I'd like to be the special sauce between that meat sandwich!

    • dragon2777

      Your comment made me laugh a lot harder than I should have

    • Dick Salad

      Once, Twice, Three tons the lady

    • J.D

      Burn them ladies!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Any MOAR and they will start pulling in things from low earth orbit….

    • tapsnapornap

      that's what she said…

    • GuinessHangover

      Can we have a "find them" immediately?

      • velvethammer

        think they're gonna be pretty hard to miss…

    • Calvin

      Oh give me more of these I love fat women lesbians

  • Brad

    #23 #31


    • Smartass

      The internets are bad and they should feel bad.

    • Nigel

      It wasn't until today that I realized that both have the same woman. Photoshop, you win this time.

      • Squirrel

        Pretty sure #31 is the original (at lest as far as these two are concerned. Look very carefully under its (her?) right elbow, a bit of the blue paint from the BK in #31 apparently was used on the wall in #23 …

        • Blair

          i was just about to point this out when i noticed someone already had. also, that BK looks a lot like the one at RTC Great Lakes known as "Ricky Heaven"

    • boyRenaissance

      i just don't know what to believe anymore..

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      I thought internets was all truths

    • Polyethenepam

      Blame Canada!!

    • Pants Pudding

      I like to think she's just a not-quite-starving artist putting together a series of pictures of herself sitting in chairs. No, that's too much of a leap of faith. Stupid photoshop.

    • DBUX

      NO, thats a bad internet. (hit with stick)

    • Mason420

      Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?

      • Chairman Prescott


    • https://www.facebook.com/fratellistandoff.ricky Ricky Gallardo

      There's actually another lie in this one too, that BK is in Germany. Granted it's on an Air Force Base, but technically, it's not America.

  • NHale

    #31 is HORRIBLE! That sailor is not supposed to wear his NWU's for personal use.

    • Doc M

      Yes you can, new order a few months ago, you're way behind. Plus this place could be on a base.

    • Ta2dSyn

      It's not just Stateside. In Japan, we were allowed to grab lunch outside the gate in our NWUs when the uniform was introduced there in 2010.

    • SgtMopar

      That is the Burger King at Landstuhl, Germany. So yes he is on base.

    • Random

      years ago when I served, I remember overhearing some women commenting that I was in the mall in my uniform.

      As if I didnt already feel like a moron dressed in camo in full view of the public but I had to deal with some snooty bitches too!

      • yourmom

        hey dumbass the air force and the army can wear the utility uniform nearly anywhere they want now days per the uniform regs…

        • YaDouche

          And look completely stupid doing it too. Wear civilian clothes out and stop begging for attention.

    • Dusty

      That lady is just some sailor's fat ass dependent.

    • TylerDurdenUMD

      Then you should go to my old town and go to every restaurant/Target/mall near the air base and scream at the Air National Guard/USAF members.

      • USMC

        Airforce/Army are allowed to go off base in their cammies, Marines/Navy are not.

        • Navy Girl

          Yes, we are. We (Navy) can wear our nwu's on anything considered an errand and/or to eat in a restaurant.

    • Pbmax

      That's in the military hospital in Germany. He can wear the uniform

    • Chris

      Negative, we can wear it in public now per the new regs

      • Jawbone

        Anything to beg a free meal, I'm sure.

        • SGT_Fati

          Imma break your jaw bone

        • Oli

          fuck yeah now thats funny!!

    • Stephen

      It could be the Burger King on the base, which is an all together different comment on American values

    • dragon2777

      We (and by we I mean USAF) can wear them when we want just always act in a manner reflecting the uniform

    • rockinroy2

      You need to read the Uniform Regs… If you are stateside, you can go to lunch in your NWU's, and you are authorized to make short stops (i.e. for gas, or to grab something at the grocery store.)
      However, unlike the Army or (ch)Air Force, we can't go ANYWHERE we want while in this type of uniform.

      • yourmomstits

        fuck you and your chair force comment, fucko

        • Jawbone

          Awww… Do you fuck yourmomstits with those fingers?

        • rockinroy2

          Get over yourself, Junior. Grow some rank, and grow up.

          • Awesome-O

            They grow rank every other month just for showing up to formation.

      • rockinroy2

        You need to read the Uniform Regs… If you are stateside, you can go to lunch in your NWU's, and you are authorized to make short stops (i.e. for gas, or to grab something at the grocery store.) As well, you could even go to a BAR in this uniform, but you can't drink.

    • FTCG

      Who gives a flying fuck

    • MANsterbate

      …jokes are hard

    • DrGonzo

      Yep thats the Burger King in the U.S military hospital in Germany, which means 2 things; Get off that dudes nuts, he probably works in the hospital, and also if you don't know that Burger King runs a monopoly on military post fast food you clearly lack the credentials to call anyone out.

    • Austin

      That's not germany it's pensacola, fla.

  • dan

    #20 is actual in the UK, no hot dog pizza over here

    • Dusty

      When I saw this picture all I could think is "Why am I not eating one right now?"

      • savagecabbage

        From my experience it's actually disgusting, it really doesn't work, it seems like a good idea but pizza joints are yet to perfect the stuffed crust. I demand bacon stuffed crust, or bacon and cheese stuffed crust. Take note pizza people

    • not enough bacon

      They're releasing it in the states but it did originate across the pond.

    • DexterX

      the story is here. America will take credit for the bacon sundae but not for this pizza abomination.

      • Don't Touch My Mum

        Yup, says so right in that link: "Pizza Hut restaurants in the U.K…."

    • Nick

      That's really too bad, because that is absolutely brilliant.

    • CallMeYork

      We have this heart stopping, artery clogging abomination here in the UK and nobody informed me?

      I demand one NOW!

    • Herby Sagues

      But it is actually a very good idea!

    • JHW

      IT's in Canada! had one last weekend, because I had to experience it! Not so good…….

  • benninj


    • TomatoTipper


    • trollface.jpg

      im all for hotdog pizza, but fucl you america! ALKEIDA YAHHH!!!!


      • Alex

        funnily enough the hotdog pizza is from the UK

      • Macy

        o.0 Wtf? You're a dumb @ss.

      • TheTexan

        America……been bitch slapping other countries since 1776!

  • Vent187

    #13 I kinda want one

    • Derec

      This looks like it would be hella fun to ride!!!

    • Guntars

      only it's not america. This should go something like in soviet russia…

      • Mation

        I want one, too. It looks weird, but I bet it's fun.

    • SGT_Fati

      I'm thinking this baby needs to see some water. I'd like to see if this sucker floats

  • George

    #7 is mac in about 15 years

    • captain obvious

      5 years

    • furburger

      Or is it Russell Brand falling hard after his divorce?

      • Schmitty


      • john chimpo

        could only like it once, so had to reply….. thats funny as fuck

    • nerfherder

      Whoever it is, it'd be nice if he pulled that trigger right now. A bit of chlorine in the gene pool wouldn't hurt.

      • Frankie

        At least when he finally ends up in jail he will sleep well cause he is used to the bed!

  • douche baggins

    #7 looks about right

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Forgot the cats

    • blue_bronco

      Looks like Russel Brand in about 20 years

  • Pat_Bateman1

    #7 has Russia written all over it.

    • Ethix

      It's Russel Brand if he put on 100 pounds.

    • Levian

      Hmm… I see guitar hero, and no AK's. Definitely not Russian

    • dontmindmyfreckles

      Russians would have better guns I would think.

    • jessecusterl

      It's a goon from SomethingAwful.

  • r@f

    #23 and #31.

    • socalmarti

      I can't beleive they got her twice…….?!!?

  • francisco

    #27 love heart attack grill

    • Jay V


  • Justin Cider

    Gotta love this country!

  • http://www.facebook.com/justincredable71 Justin Lentz

    Fuck yea Merica. Thats how we roll

    • sfb101

      That's how we JELLY roll!

    • juj

      yeah. Roll to our grave

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #16 Yes! 'Merica

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Yes. Thats gross

  • tv_paul

    #7 If someone don't do me right soon I'll blow my own nuts off!
    #10 We'll double team ya if you take us to Golden Corral first!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      It would only take one to double team you….

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #9 Damn I thought ridin dirty was supposed to be cool.

  • http://clickexposure.bigcartel.com/ Kristen

    #30 the same people who use the escalator are the same ones who fight for a parking spot closest to the gym.

    • embarrassed american

      this one did it for me. i seriously need to get out of this country and im a U.S citizen

      • http://clickexposure.bigcartel.com/ Kristen

        I'm thinking of moving to Canada next year…I would go to Ireland, but I have a cat and a dog and I'm not sure how to get them over seas….

        • Kristen

          On a plane, you stupid whore.

          • http://clickexposure.bigcartel.com/ Kristen

            not as simple as you might think…. they would also need passports and i would need to find an airline that will accept a dog larger the 20lbs. Its possible, just a huge pain in the ass…at least with canada I can drive there.

    • Sandiegochiver

      The worst part is that escalator works only half the time.

    • Lucent

      This one actually makes sense to me under the following circumstance only; the escalator is intended for people who are going for physio due to an accident or disability…. Other than that, its just laziness.

      • Kyle

        An escalator is standard equipment at a mall to entice foot traffic to the upper level. There just happens to be a gym occupying that floorspace; next year it might be a clothing store or whatever. A funny pic, but understandable in the context of how malls are designed.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      This is right down the street from where I work.The pic is a little misleading.There are other shops on the upper level,not just the fitness center.

  • SolidusSnake420

    Jesus tapdancing christ chive I'm way to hungover for #10 today, I mean shit, I have already thrown up thrice today.

    • socalmarti

      I just pictured Jesus tap dancing! Good one! Ya got me! KCCO

    • Frank

      I would hit that all night… and by all night I mean one and done then off to sleep!

      • mikeltn

        How could you just fall asleep? Considering the size of the wet spot and all the flour from trying to find the hole, you need a cold shower then a taxi to take your drunk ass home.

  • JoeMama

    I've noticed a striking similarity between #23 and #31. Hmmm. Maybe everything is not as it first appears.

    • goaheadandhate

      Could it be photoshopped? I'm not too sure…

      • nowayjose

        definitely shopped

        • Euroranger

          I know right? BLUE camouflage? He trying to hide in Smurf village or something?

      • tapsnapornap

        Maybe she just takes that same chair with her lazy ass everywhere she goes, and doesn't change clothes?

  • Reg

    #20 isn't in America actually. They introduced it in the UK first, strangely enough, and it hasn't made it over to the US.

    • msee

      just cant trust the chive anymore

      • unclebrothercousin

        just testing it, if it doesn't work. well just sell it americans.

  • DemonDan

    Need to find a hot Chivette named America….then redo this post.

  • Dave

    #20 Only offered in the U.K.

  • Cin

    #23 & #31 PHOTOSHOP FAILS

    • Jeff

      Good catch

      • Oli

        By the first ten people wh already said the same thing!

  • tv_paul

    #18 Beware, The Four Rascals of the Apocalypse!

    • Dudeo

      Meanwhile in Walmart. Gotta love Wally world

  • clyde

    #29 I want that shirt

    • Optimus_prime

      Fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay

    • Wookiee

      It isn't a shirt, it's a bed sheet.

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