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July 5, 2012 |
In: Funny, Meme, Merica
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Category: Funny, Meme, Merica
I'd like to be the special sauce between that meat sandwich!
Your comment made me laugh a lot harder than I should have
Once, Twice, Three tons the lady
Burn them ladies!
Any MOAR and they will start pulling in things from low earth orbit….
that's what she said…
hey fat bitches need love too – Deydey( from next friday)
What most of the "Chivettes" really look like…
I'd bang the one on the right. Just sayin …
Can we have a "find them" immediately?
think they're gonna be pretty hard to miss…
Oh give me more of these I love fat women lesbians
THE INTERNETS HAVE LIED TO ME!!!!
The internets are bad and they should feel bad.
It wasn't until today that I realized that both have the same woman. Photoshop, you win this time.
Pretty sure #31 is the original (at lest as far as these two are concerned. Look very carefully under its (her?) right elbow, a bit of the blue paint from the BK in #31 apparently was used on the wall in #23 …
i was just about to point this out when i noticed someone already had. also, that BK looks a lot like the one at RTC Great Lakes known as "Ricky Heaven"
i just don't know what to believe anymore..
I thought internets was all truths
I like to think she's just a not-quite-starving artist putting together a series of pictures of herself sitting in chairs. No, that's too much of a leap of faith. Stupid photoshop.
NO, thats a bad internet. (hit with stick)
Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?
There's actually another lie in this one too, that BK is in Germany. Granted it's on an Air Force Base, but technically, it's not America.
#31 is HORRIBLE! That sailor is not supposed to wear his NWU's for personal use.
Then you should go to my old town and go to every restaurant/Target/mall near the air base and scream at the Air National Guard/USAF members.
Airforce/Army are allowed to go off base in their cammies, Marines/Navy are not.
Yes, we are. We (Navy) can wear our nwu's on anything considered an errand and/or to eat in a restaurant.
That's in the military hospital in Germany. He can wear the uniform
Negative, we can wear it in public now per the new regs
Anything to beg a free meal, I'm sure.
Imma break your jaw bone
fuck yeah now thats funny!!
It could be the Burger King on the base, which is an all together different comment on American values
We (and by we I mean USAF) can wear them when we want just always act in a manner reflecting the uniform
You need to read the Uniform Regs… If you are stateside, you can go to lunch in your NWU's, and you are authorized to make short stops (i.e. for gas, or to grab something at the grocery store.)
However, unlike the Army or (ch)Air Force, we can't go ANYWHERE we want while in this type of uniform.
You need to read the Uniform Regs… If you are stateside, you can go to lunch in your NWU's, and you are authorized to make short stops (i.e. for gas, or to grab something at the grocery store.) As well, you could even go to a BAR in this uniform, but you can't drink.
fuck you and your chair force comment, fucko
Get over yourself, Junior. Grow some rank, and grow up.
They grow rank every other month just for showing up to formation.
Awww… Do you fuck yourmomstits with those fingers?
That lady is just some sailor's fat ass dependent.
years ago when I served, I remember overhearing some women commenting that I was in the mall in my uniform.
As if I didnt already feel like a moron dressed in camo in full view of the public but I had to deal with some snooty bitches too!
hey dumbass the air force and the army can wear the utility uniform nearly anywhere they want now days per the uniform regs…
And look completely stupid doing it too. Wear civilian clothes out and stop begging for attention.
That is the Burger King at Landstuhl, Germany. So yes he is on base.
Yes you can, new order a few months ago, you're way behind. Plus this place could be on a base.
It's not just Stateside. In Japan, we were allowed to grab lunch outside the gate in our NWUs when the uniform was introduced there in 2010.
Who gives a flying fuck
…jokes are hard
Yep thats the Burger King in the U.S military hospital in Germany, which means 2 things; Get off that dudes nuts, he probably works in the hospital, and also if you don't know that Burger King runs a monopoly on military post fast food you clearly lack the credentials to call anyone out.
That's not germany it's pensacola, fla.
#20 is actual in the UK, no hot dog pizza over here
They're releasing it in the states but it did originate across the pond.
the story is here. America will take credit for the bacon sundae but not for this pizza abomination.
Yup, says so right in that link: "Pizza Hut restaurants in the U.K…."
That's really too bad, because that is absolutely brilliant.
We have this heart stopping, artery clogging abomination here in the UK and nobody informed me?
I demand one NOW!
When I saw this picture all I could think is "Why am I not eating one right now?"
From my experience it's actually disgusting, it really doesn't work, it seems like a good idea but pizza joints are yet to perfect the stuffed crust. I demand bacon stuffed crust, or bacon and cheese stuffed crust. Take note pizza people
But it is actually a very good idea!
IT's in Canada! had one last weekend, because I had to experience it! Not so good…….
im all for hotdog pizza, but fucl you america! ALKEIDA YAHHH!!!!
o.0 Wtf? You're a dumb @ss.
funnily enough the hotdog pizza is from the UK
America……been bitch slapping other countries since 1776!
FUCK YEAH MERICA'!!!
#13 I kinda want one
only it's not america. This should go something like in soviet russia…
I want one, too. It looks weird, but I bet it's fun.
This looks like it would be hella fun to ride!!!
I'm thinking this baby needs to see some water. I'd like to see if this sucker floats
#7 is mac in about 15 years
Or is it Russell Brand falling hard after his divorce?
could only like it once, so had to reply….. thats funny as fuck
Whoever it is, it'd be nice if he pulled that trigger right now. A bit of chlorine in the gene pool wouldn't hurt.
At least when he finally ends up in jail he will sleep well cause he is used to the bed!
#7 looks about right
Looks like Russel Brand in about 20 years
Forgot the cats
#7 has Russia written all over it.
Russians would have better guns I would think.
It's a goon from SomethingAwful.
Hmm… I see guitar hero, and no AK's. Definitely not Russian
It's Russel Brand if he put on 100 pounds.
#23 and #31.
I can't beleive they got her twice…….?!!?
#27 love heart attack grill
Gotta love this country!
Fuck yea Merica. Thats how we roll
That's how we JELLY roll!
yeah. Roll to our grave
#16 Yes! 'Merica
Yes. Thats gross
#7 If someone don't do me right soon I'll blow my own nuts off!
#10 We'll double team ya if you take us to Golden Corral first!
It would only take one to double team you….
#9 Damn I thought ridin dirty was supposed to be cool.
#30 the same people who use the escalator are the same ones who fight for a parking spot closest to the gym.
The worst part is that escalator works only half the time.
this one did it for me. i seriously need to get out of this country and im a U.S citizen
I'm thinking of moving to Canada next year…I would go to Ireland, but I have a cat and a dog and I'm not sure how to get them over seas….
On a plane, you stupid whore.
not as simple as you might think…. they would also need passports and i would need to find an airline that will accept a dog larger the 20lbs. Its possible, just a huge pain in the ass…at least with canada I can drive there.
This one actually makes sense to me under the following circumstance only; the escalator is intended for people who are going for physio due to an accident or disability…. Other than that, its just laziness.
An escalator is standard equipment at a mall to entice foot traffic to the upper level. There just happens to be a gym occupying that floorspace; next year it might be a clothing store or whatever. A funny pic, but understandable in the context of how malls are designed.
This is right down the street from where I work.The pic is a little misleading.There are other shops on the upper level,not just the fitness center.
Jesus tapdancing christ chive I'm way to hungover for #10 today, I mean shit, I have already thrown up thrice today.
I would hit that all night… and by all night I mean one and done then off to sleep!
How could you just fall asleep? Considering the size of the wet spot and all the flour from trying to find the hole, you need a cold shower then a taxi to take your drunk ass home.
I just pictured Jesus tap dancing! Good one! Ya got me! KCCO
I've noticed a striking similarity between #23 and #31. Hmmm. Maybe everything is not as it first appears.
Could it be photoshopped? I'm not too sure…
I know right? BLUE camouflage? He trying to hide in Smurf village or something?
Maybe she just takes that same chair with her lazy ass everywhere she goes, and doesn't change clothes?
#20 isn't in America actually. They introduced it in the UK first, strangely enough, and it hasn't made it over to the US.
just cant trust the chive anymore
just testing it, if it doesn't work. well just sell it americans.
Need to find a hot Chivette named America….then redo this post.
#20 Only offered in the U.K.
#23 & #31 PHOTOSHOP FAILS
By the first ten people wh already said the same thing!
#18 Beware, The Four Rascals of the Apocalypse!
Meanwhile in Walmart. Gotta love Wally world
#29 I want that shirt
Fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay
It isn't a shirt, it's a bed sheet.
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