“Meanwhile, in America” meme — you know all of this to be true (31 Photos)

  • https://www.facebook.com/joshandjingle Josh Rider

    And they're off! #18

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.tracey.946 John Tracey

    And this is why we are screwed as a country

  • okss

    #28 But I bet the neighbors do!

    • mikeltn

      When they said you can't fix stupid, they must have been referring to sterilization.

  • bradk

    #13 simply awesome!

  • TylerDurdenUMD

    Of course #14 America had already done years before, and the Soviets were only able to do thanks to traitors to this country.

    • Kodos

      and we took care of the fucking Rosenburgs

  • WxWatcher

    Faith in humanity has decreased after this post….

  • Cecil

    This post is a teensy tiny bit depressing.

  • Harry Longbahls Jr

    America….Fuck No!!

  • Sade

    #10 Food porn.

  • Anonymous

    Meanwhile, in Dubai, cheeseburger-crust pizza.

  • Brenton

    we've gone far too long without any sexy women posts to be putting up 'merica posts, come on guys.

  • Oscar

    #10 OMG I think I jizzed myself…. they have fries!

    • mikeltn

      but they will never share

  • Birdhaus32

    I read "Meanwhile in America…" on every single one of these! Even after I told myself I wouldn't. Why?! Dear God, why?!

  • Big Joe

    #11 freakin' awesome!!!!

    • Guest

      I'm…I'm not ashamed of that one at all. I feel a little ashamed that I'm not ashamed, but I'm not ashamed of someone building this kick-ass truck.

  • Big Ro

    Stereotype karma at its best!

  • TylerDurdenUMD

    Is this country screwed up? Yup. But don't let this shit get you down. Notice how they never do a "Meanwhile in Mexico" that's showing the after-effects of a nice mass Zeta-beheading-fest? Or a "Meanwhile in Somalia" where people will AK each other over two goats? Perhaps a nice "Meanwhile In the Congo" where a wrong stare results in the business end of a machete. Or better yet, "Meanwhile in Russia" and show a few vodka-infused bumsicles on a cold Moscow day.

    Of course The Chive wouldn't get as many hits if they did a "Meanwhile in America" that shows people volunteering, dramatic rescues, building new buildings or many of the other great things that go on this country every day.


    • doctorjoshie

      Dude, I hear you, but you gotta relax a bit. You're gonna blow a gasket.

    • mikeltn

      I you bothered to read any of the Taylor Morris stuff, Chive obviously posts different "meanwhile in 'Merica" catagories

    • fffuuu

      1st world problems 🙂

    • Kyle

      Lighten up, Francis.

      It's called humor. Perhaps you'd be more comfortable at the Up With People website.

  • ThrobbinHood

    #7 geez Russell Brand has reeeally let himself go.

  • Paul

    These pics make me glad to be Canadian!!!

    • mikeltn

      That's a sentence I never thought I would see.

    • Anaphylaxis

      Oh it's no better here. We've adopted a lot of these as well…just less population base to show it. Cold weather 8 out of 12 months can make people go a little vacant in the head and do some weird sht.

      Don't get righteous just yet. People of Walmart has Canadian examples that can compare and exceed our neighbours.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brian.j.simms Brian J Simms

    #23 #31 Which is photoshopped? Whether its a meme or chicks with impossibly larges breasts or butts, Chive please stop with posting obviously photoshopped stuff. When it comes to ladies if that ass looks toooooo good to be true? We are doing a disservice to the BEAUTIFUL and NATURAL Chivettes we all know and adore. (Stepping off soapbox) Love you guys, as always!

  • yoav^^^

    am i the only one who kept reading the "meanwhile in america" every F time?

  • anguish

    #25 pisses me off every time I see it being used anywhere.

    • https://www.facebook.com/cbramigk Collin Bramigk

      Melissa says thank you for the support

  • Gerrit

    #9 #28
    They give rednecks a bad name

    • Kyle

      When did they ever have a good name?

  • doctorjoshie


    Two Girls, One Order of Fries.

  • Wal-mart veteran

    #18 reminds me of my horrible days back when i worked at wal-mart. felt like Nam but w/o the bullets

  • cb05120

    This meme is really starting to make me hate this country.

    • Boozer

      Im starting to agree but isnt it sad when this happens just after 4th of July? ……..

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