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July 5, 2012 | In: Captions, Funny

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Jeff

My favorite thread in the history of the internet.

This

Excuse me but…where the fuck is DMA?

Pow

Daily Morning Awesomeness! KCCO kiddo

This.

Where not what lol

The Andychrist

With the DMT.

chicago_animal

Really? That's pretty sad.
Don

Wing?

myself

#15 Sad there are people who'd think that.
#22 Seen it before and it still make me laugh.

andrew

though im almost certain the first post was a sarcastic remark directed to the fans complaining about the series deviating from the book

Michael

<img src="http://www.mynewcarquote.us/hotels/cpi.jpg"/>#13 Yeah, so sweet girl, As her pet is a very happy thing, who know her name? <img src="http://www.mynewcarquote.us/aquarius/ndu.jpg"/>

Hendo

Talentless McSluttypants
Btw – engrish

Tru Chiver

obviously a chivette. KCCO

chicago_animal

LMAO! If she was then you would have idiots saying how hot she is.

DaddyD

Uh … Courtney Stodden?
Pete

Her name is creepy 16 year old who got plastic surgery to look like she's 45 and then married a 52 year old (after getting consent from her wacko mother).

MOD

She's 16 and married that freaky actor who played the bad prison warder in the 'Green Mile'.

Cuthbert

She would love you guys, thinking she never ages.

She is 17 and turns 18 in a month in a half.

She's still worthless, though.

Pete

Has it been two years already? Crikey.

JJJ

Why no DAR or DMA? Also, I hate bustep. #11

nick

If you paid attention, they said they would be off for the 4th you asshat

JJJ

My apologies. I was busy having a life.

clever handle

Way to play the "I have a life" card after complaining about the lack of DMA in the first place… not enough of a life to KCCO 'til the afternoon, evidently. Derp on!

JJJ

No complaint, just a question! You are one of those 'glass half full' types, eh?

ChaseTheWalker

It's the 5th asshat

Unfkngblvbl

He was talking about yesterday's DAR and today's DMA, kind sir.

Shinanigins

Because Beer

Nighteye2

#17 brings back painful memories…

Coolhandluke

Of stepping on Legos or of making the terrible, pointless life choice of attempting to walk on glass?
Darth M

Sums it up: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/legos

awhite2020

#1 HAHAHAHA!

12345

It really looks like him, doesn't it oO We're on to you, Severus…

http://marcussam.wordpress.com/ marcussam

Seriously lmfao…
adonisallan

#3 #7 #14 #18 #24

i think are the funniest.

sploodge

#24 i cracked up at this

thumbs up

Thumbs up if you read it with Ozzies voice in your head

Ned_Ryerson

#23 got me

None

#5 i pee right down the middle for the most noise to assert my authority

LaLakers2408

i pee on the side just so i can listen to your authority

FatmanHammer

I cant pee because I'm busy jerking off in the cubicle, listening to you both peeing.

dedonkey

I shit standing up to make the biggest plop sound.dont work out all the time…..
http://thechive.com F3n1x187

I yell a Fus Ro Dah right after….does that help?!
Big_Okie

I stick my foot in the water and pee down my own leg. Super stealthy and sexy that way…

Unfkngblvbl

I choked on my coffee to that comment.
majorfathead

Ditto, I just about spit my soup out my nose

fudge

I pee on the floor because bladder weakness

http://twitter.com/megantalks @megantalks

sharing is caring

Ryan

Not if you're talking about Herpes or something like that.

Bill57

so do i cause of a weak bladder that makes my bladder not very strong

Jonathan

#3 just made my day…
DaddyD

#25 did it for me. Lost in while teaching a class on negotiations.
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

STILL no takers after all these attempts? Damn, 'sucks' to be you.

Hugs,
Paula
- no, me neither

theRealRealist

Never in the history of the internets did I see myself "thumbs upping" one of your comments…yet, I just did

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

#3 Paula supposes this asshat is also famous for instructional videos like: "Kill yourself or die trying"?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Paulo

Shut up

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Kill yourself or die trying!

Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "Never in the history of the internets did I see myself "thumbs upping" your comment…yet, I did – theRealRealist"

Yazo

I"m from Cape Town, and even we hate you.

xXbeermonkeyXx

#19 roflmao!!! its funny because shes ugly

chicago_animal

Not bad for a black chick.

geek

#9 and #12 (12 made me laugh out loud:)
Livin' Legend

#1 And to see Hagrid back in his fiddle days, look up the video for Dust in the Wind, by Kansas.
PvtDeth

These are all really funny, but almost all of them were in a post just a few weeks ago.
Sade

#12 Ahaa xD
Holy Hell

#17.
Now try that on hot coals.
Sean

Pretty hard reading this on my phone but without a doubt the best 15mins I’ve spent trying to read this year.
MonkeyMadness

#25 I bet she grew balls too.
Shant1k

#19 10 Minute version still playing
https://www.facebook.com/pedro.maia.1428921 Pedro Maia

I got fired for laughing so hard at work. Fuck.
Lac2501

#1 FTW

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