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14 year old girl going against the grain…(12 Photos)

July 6, 2012 | In: Awesome, Girls, Interesting

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: 14-year-old Britney Marshall has opted not to carry the torch passed on by the other women in her family. What tradition is that you ask??

: Britney’s 53-year-old mother and four older sisters, of Ashfield, Nottinghamshire, have all had breast implants and they are already pressuring her to get her boobs done at 18. Her mother and sisters have had over a dozen cumulative operations and have spent more than £50,000 on their boobs.

: However, Britney plans on going to college and entering the business world and therefore feels no need to have implants.

Category: Awesome, Girls, Interesting

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jgos929

#2

2nd from the left. All day long I would!!!

true story

the fat one has the biggest tits to try and distract her prey from how girthy she is

dirtysteve99

That corset is a feat of engineering in itself.

Notmyname

awesome!

kcco

I don't care what anyone says, there is no one in the entirety of the internets that would take a run at the 2nd from the left. She is the only one who doesn't have ridiculous sized implants, and is hot!!!

MOAR!!!!

kcco

***wouldn't

Bear

but thats it
http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

Yeah… except that's the 14 year old…

TheSimonizer

no it's not. She's not in the picture. the 14 y/o is the curly redhead.

http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

You're right. I was judging by boob size not face. My bad.

uron

2nd from left is not bad, but shouldn't the rest of them be living under a bridge somewhere stealing goats and scaring small children?

Rolling.

Some of these comments were pretty damn funny, but you sir, gave me tears of laughter. Well done!

Meowmix

fake tan? check. fake boobs? check. thick layer of trashy makeup? check. Add in the dead hair and fucked up family, and the total comes out to: Hell no. Have some self-respect dude…

goatpunch

I don't think the tan on that one is fake actually. The makeup is a bit much for my taste, but not as bad as the others, and still within reason. The boob job is modest, but most importantly she is in great shape. You are a liar if you are trying to say you wouldn't drool over her when she walked into a bar

http://www.facebook.com/okumaironpaws Derek Lee Skinner

Blonde hair is a turnoff for me, so….no I'm not lying when I say I wouldn't give this complete slag a second look.

dub

Blonde hair is a turnoff for you? Who are you trying to kid, Lee?

Meowmix

Sorry bud, not for me. I'm not into the whole Hepatitis thing

Joe

That would be the 14 year old. Congrats.
jordan

God damn ladies I'd fuck you till the went down

Dibdy

Good for her, natural is better.

SpacemanSpiff

"However, Britney plans on going to college and entering the business world and therefore feels no need to have implants."

The passive-aggressivism is strong in this one

cmand,

Proud of her.. No reason not to brush that mop though!

teebone

yep good for her; unfortunately, her mother and sisters are a bunch of run-down, disgusting cum-dumpsters. Good job England.

AnyoneForCoffee

We're sorry.

In our defence, a team is already on the way to that house to ensure no further participation in the gene pool.

Except for Britney.

Knockout_Ned

She doesn't look like she's doing too bad in that department anyways!

captain obvious

that's what I was thinking, she already has nice tittays so wtf-

Notknowing

I agree. Natural is the ONLY way to go. Good for Britney.
http://bellabelleza.tumblr.com Bella

I agree. I mean, as a girl I don't think implants are good, but it's not my body. I was a (natural) 32G and I got a reduction recently. So, to each their own.

This..

You have just smacked god across the mouth..

tony

a lot of one liners in here but u totally win …. fucking just made me piss myself… and bella…PICS!!!!! lol

SockMoney17

Good for her. Anyway, the rest of her family look like a bunch of trailer park smokers.
davewoo

Looks like a few of them should consider lyposuction!

anon

'Merica?

Eric

There using pounds moron go educated yourself

Mation

"Go educated yourself?" Really? Check what you've typed before you hit that little submit button if you're planning on calling people morons. Just saying.

Jeff

Relax King Mation. Typos happen. I'm sure you triple checked your post just to make you were fine, as I am now for calling your bitch-ass out.

negative nancy

*just to make sure..

so close.

boeie86

He forgot something, that's different

negative nancy

considering he admitted to triple checking his post.. i'd say it's the same.

KCCO

Wrong? He said that Mation triple checked his post so he wouldn't look like a retard by making a typo when calling someone else a retard.

negative nancy

imagine there is another comma after the word "now" in his post.

I'll be tutoring English here all day.

JinGJ

As long as it's done in that shirt, we won't be in acoma.
http://www.facebook.com/frumundamaballz Michael Alen Pugh

You mean in A COMA… when they said a comma…

is everyone here just trolling people like me… or are there really people this idiotic?
Guest

Haha!
U Sumtimez hav 2 wunder
tom

I English fall typo garden char
Parallendicular

What a sad way to waste an entire day.
RDS

I dunno…a comma after "now" doesn't make sense, because that links "for call your bitch ass out" with *King Mation's* triple checking of his post. (you checked your post – like I'm doing now – for calling your bitch ass out). That makes no sense. I believe the proper interpretation is that Jeff recognizes King Mation triple checked his own post, just as Jeff was triple checking King mation's post to see if he screwed up, in order to call his bitch ass out.

You're welcome.
negative nancy

Who's Jeff?

truth

haha… I laughed out load
@negnancy

People who correct grammar on the internet at pretentious douche bags. Go fuck yourself. Did i get that right, ass hole?

Patches

*are pretentious. I'm also fairly certain "douchebags" and "asshole" are generally one word, not two.

Advert Vet

ER MAH GERD! TERPOS!

tapsnapornap

Also *They're* using pounds, let's not forget that

3smash

Bahahahahaha!

Dingo

Agrede.

http://www.facebook.com/frumundamaballz Michael Alen Pugh

***** They're using pounds moron. PLEASE go educate yourself. *****

Always say please… dork.
Yak

"There"? I think you mean "They're". Go "educated" yourself. LMAO.

Gisaku

Nottinghamshire is in england. And I think she is really pretty. Especially when compared to her "augmented" family…
usmc_chiver

at the cost of 50,000 POUNDS, the does not put her surgery in america….
Magie

England…
weldsoft

Nah, they're in the UK.
canemike

Yes I believe Ashfield, Nottinghamshire, is in Alabama.

HillbillyNinja

Hooo-doggies! Aint them some breastesses?

Did I get that correct, grammarains?

Punchasize urface

yes, because we use foreign currency for shits and giggles in america sometimes. learn to read dip shit

Advert Vet

Probably just read "boobs." Can you blame him?

Jay

'Brittica… 'Nglish… 'Nited 'Ingdom… ???

dirtysteve99

Brittun

Kevin

No Moron, last time I checked, we spend dollars, not pounds, nor would you find Nottinghamshire a typical name for an American city. Chive on!

A_O

nottinghamshire is the equivilant of a state

clint

EVERYONE has been trolled. Kudos.

Toll Troll

Nope

Advert Vet

This is why we're in 17th place in the world for education.
bob

Nottinghamshire definitely sounds more English than American…

A BiPolar Guy

Bosh, my good man, that's in America. I was just saying to my friend the shire-reeve of Nottingham, how good it was that here in America were are not troubled by the lessor nobles taking to robbery under transparent aliases like Robin Hood.

kingspade97

does the euro symbol mean anything to you

skyfireCO

That would be the symbol for a pound… a euro is €

fact

You are hot… how about you submit a pic or three?
KISSmyLUVGUN

He's' not wrong SkyfireCO definitely Chive worthy. It's your solemn duty as a Chivette and you must honour it!

dumb americans

dumbass americans.
AnyoneForCoffee

£ is the "Euro symbol"??

*facepalm*

*reads comment again*

*facepalms again*

matt

throw that whole family in a fire

JG Marine

Spare the youngest one- she actually has a brain.

knyfe

she should use that brain and learn how to brush her fucking hair.

passwordistaco

Ugliest bunch of big tittie blondes in all the world.
Wet_tosti

You will burn a hole in the ozone layer with al those silicone!
Little A

HAHA
I do

I live near nottingham, the whole fucking place needs lighting up
thens

yes
http://www.facebook.com/chuck.ormon Charles Ormon

i agree that chicks are fugly as hell

Will

She doesn't need to big boobs to draw attention away from her face like the others do.

Oskar

Someone's been watching the Philip Defranco Show.
Chris

So wait… does that mean we just checked out a 14 year old??

http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

yes… yes it does…

http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

Don't look now, momma's got her boobs out…

The_Dood

Showing everybody in town…
GIPPER

Rodney Carrington……lol!

Pat

My thoughts exactly
biggles

EXACTLY………
phil latio

Agreed. Most of them should have spent that money on Face Transplants.
DaUndeadDodo

AMEN!
bob

thats exactly what i was thinking…. yeeesh!! those chicks are scary..

Sterling Archer

Slags.

Raz

Well said mate. Was actually scrolling down the replies to see if anything had said it already! Top man!

steve

gross

Jeff

I feel bad for that dude… a brother??

MadMan

No, he's obviously white…

Kevin

I feel icky thinking about a 14 y/o's boobs. I need a bath.

Chad

I agree. Thanks Chive for getting everyone to check out a 14 year old's chest, Wrong.
lolwut

you're just in denial, you know you'd hit it
Frank

*sticky
Knockout_Ned

"Cleavage has no age." – Jerry Seinfeld

tapsnapornap

"There was cleaveage!!!"

Poncho

Agreed. Chive this is low, ever for degenerates like you
http://whatteachersthink.tumblr.com Teacher

Thinking about a 14 y/o's boobs and the first thing you want to do is lock yourself in the bathroom?
wolverabe

o well.. i still fap'd

http://www.facebook.com/adel.arellano Adel Arellano

First!

https://www.facebook.com/matthelo Matt Otto

way off

Jim Ritchels

So far off.

http://www.facebook.com/adel.arellano Adel Arellano

I was the first to post "first"!!

commander cool

that just makes you the first of the losers. would you like a "first of the losers" medal?

Harrington

" £50,000 on their boobs"

Nope U.K.
Anomaly

this is news?

no doors

this is a news station?

LuketheTerrible

this is a station?

Sheila

this is SHOCKING £50,000 spent and not one good boob there to look at!!!

https://www.facebook.com/mrliam69 Liam Meadows

Makes ya proud to be British
D Again

She's 14!! They need to get there head's checked

Gramer Nazi

Their*
BURN!

techno_viking

*Grammar
tapsnapornap

you forgot heads, head's is possesive, not plural…but there's already a hot English tutor offering free lessons all afternoon so I'll shut up.

Uh oh

Why the apostrophe in heads??

My I.Q. drops daily here.
https://www.facebook.com/RDRKeeper Rheiniel Del Rosario

Plus they said 18, the operation done when she's 18

m.c.

2 awkward family photo posts in the same day?

Notknowing

LOL, good one. She looks none too happy in the pix.

Happy American

I'm not one for huge, fake boobs, but none of these women are very pretty in the first place. Be better of to spend that 50k at the gym.

Lou

or plastic surgery on those faces..

JinGJ

Walmart bags are cheaper and can still get the PSE.

perdurabo0

Asda bags, in this case.

Advert Vet

Smart girl. Why would you even want to look like the rest of that family? Shit's gross!

B Dub

I agree. The expression on her face in #12 says it all. She's fed up with her sisters and mom 'trying' to look sexy or cute all the time. She's a good looking kid who has a head on her shoulders regardless of the messed up environment she's been raised in. Good for her, and good luck in college!

BitchHunter

#2 i still can't tell which one is the mom, they all look haggy to me

Verbal_Kint

They'd all look awesome after a few shots and a six pack though.

AnyoneForCoffee

He does speak the truth….

Notknowing

…the one in black with the biggest tits. Thats my guess. The only one NOT wearing a bathing suit.
Jessica

The one in the middle with te gross stomach is the mom

Zack

Those women make my wiener soft
usmc_chiver

They all have big tits, and not a single one of them looks any better for it! Excuse me while I go throw up. Pedobear's gonna be taking over my computer for a bit…
Lello

This gonna sound creepy but if she is only 14.and she has fair size boobs… I don't think she'll even need implants by the time she's 18! Regardless good on her for not wanting the implants
Just Sayin'

Doesn't matter. She's fucked growing up in that family anyway.

Son of Mongo

Sometimes people rise above their upbringing. It's not unheard of, though I do admit it can seem rare. All we can do is hope she has the determination, and the sense, to decide that she's surrounded by examples of what NOT to be, and not to waver under her own family's pressure.
Sam

It's playing the lotto. Will she be a unique individual for her entire life…or will she become vain and shallow, seemingly like her family, once she gets older.

Personally to me though, looks like she'll fall into the family line once she gives up her highschool dreams to pop one out. Bet her moms annoying as fq to be around aswell.

Sean

Not even all the alcohol in the world would make me drunk enough to fuck them….they ugly

Verbal_Kint

I've hooked up with worse in college. You gotta give the booze it's time to work…
Marty

They ARE ugly.
RDC

you lie!!

Aoi

Dont like fake boobs, it's somehow stupid, natural breasts are beautiful no matter size.

http://twitter.com/Milfanie @Milfanie

Unless they're Lena Dunham's from the show Girls. *shudder*

JustbinK

^^Truth lol

givethedjabj

What a bunch of old hags
savagecabbage

And they my fellow chivers are what are called pikeys, or gypos, or knackers. Whatever your preference.

Meh

I thought the correct term was "Chav", or can it be added to the list?

dirtysteve99

Yes it can.
AnyoneForCoffee

Basically any uneducated, tasteless burden on the state with no hint of common sense or decency.

Son of Mongo

So, politicians?

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