Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (41 Photos)

  • akbrown006

    #41 I want you.

    • I am just so happy

      that you aren't babyfart…

    • NOOT

      and THAT is how you close the DAR on a Friday.

    • Jay

      Hummuna hummuna hummuna….

      • GI Joe

        Absolutely breathtaking……If that had been the # 1 I would never have scrolled past it….

    • EE2268

      oh my damn

    • Shadow

      amazing how a girl can look so hot in a legit picture versus something photoshopped

    • Art


    • jeff


    • Advert Vet

      I have to go to confession after seeing that.

    • Red

      Wow, just wow.

    • Walt

      She turned around… but her shirt didn't! Black magic!

    • SIUADO

      I'm currently practicing random acts of tripod!

    • mowin

      let me know if that works

    • Jax

      Hooray for slutty DAR attention whores?

      • Tru Chiver


    • filthyslob

      i lost my calm

    • Don Juan

      Holy MAN HANDS!!!

      • BAC

        it felt I could reach out and touch it

        and then again it felt like I could reach out and touch it


    • Poke4Life

      Pretty sure I stopped breathing for a second, there…

    • kenny spalding

      you have an amazing body damn!!!!!!

  • Boston Rugger

    #1 This just reminds me of how bad the sox are doing this season.

    • AssHaterson

      Oh yes, look at all the Red Sox bandwagon jumpers in Seattle. It truly is disgusting and makes me sad for my town. How do you true Red Sox fans put up with these douchebags that have only been "fans" since 2004?

      • Boston Rugger

        It's difficult to put up with the pink hats and "red sox nation" who "cheer" for the product which I use to call the red sox.

        When I celebrated in the streets of Boston in 2004 I really should have been crying since that's the day the red sox pretty much died. Should I vent more?

        • Shane

          What are you talking about? This is awesome/terrible at the same time. Its reminiscent of the Red Sox teams I fell for.

          • Boston Rugger

            Once we loss Bobby Valentine then it will be closer to the team I fell for. I just don't like the guy at all.

        • mikey

          you're forgetting the singing of sweet caroline by 30k fans who don't know the score of the game theyre at.

          on a more cheerful note… at least boston is still the brightest star in america at night… #34

        • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

          They won again in 2007, Rugger. They died after that. We really cannot complain though. Two Sox championships, three Patriot championships and a championship for both the Celtics & the Bruins. All in 10 years.
          As for the pic, if it's from a foul ball ripped off the bat of Big Papi, then we'd all be derping.

          • Boston Rugger

            Maybe it was a laser show from Pedroia, either way there is enough derp to go around.

    • chivefoundit

      So much derp everywhere.

      • ziris

        bout 14

    • Guest

      I don't know what's worst about this picture:

      1. The derp-face on the blond in the middle
      2. The whatever the heck that is face on the guy in blue on the left
      3. The pansy-avoidance move by the guy in green on the right
      4. The little purse and pink iPhone holding princess in the front.

      I think it's #4: I don't mind her avoiding the ball so much, although I wonder why she's at a game if she's going to be more worried about her toys than the ball. I mind that she's in a Sox shirt– real BoSox fans are tougher than that!!

      • thumbs up

        yeah that mountain had no right being at a red sox game

    • RCT

      HERM RURN!

    • Max

      Awww is yo wittew Bwoston team not winning their division? Try being a Mariners fan….pussy.

      • goatpunch

        i will agree that it has to be the hardest team to cheer for in baseball. You have a what, top 5 payroll and are constantly at the bottom of the standings? I'm a twins guy and we have it bad, but we don't approach how frustrating it must be for you. Kc. and co.

    • SouthWard

      Is the white haired guy Kris Kristofferson?

    • Kal

      That old man looks like Blue from "Old School"

      "you're my boy Blue!!!!"

  • balls


    • thumbs up

      go to thailand, you can get one put on cheap!

    • Vagina

      Y u all hate penis?

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #23 love humps

    • usmc_chiver

      And gap! (at least the one on the right…)

    • Dr_StrangePants

      any one of those 3 would let me die happy

  • Martin_McFly

    #9 Fucking Brilliant!

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #3 future chivers

    • sulldawg

      That's Deerfield Beach, FL at it's finest!!!

    • justabill

      The girl in blue is kicking ass.

  • Boston Rugger

    #13 Much better than their fireworks

    • sdago25

      Lies! Hard to find girls that look this good in San Diego.

    • ChiverMeTimbers

      Shed Make Me Blow in 15 Seconds

    • GlobeSwatter

      Please! MOAR!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/armando.navarro.714049 Armando Navarro

      Wow, you're gorgeous…but I have yet to meet a chivette in San Diego. I hope I meet plenty of them at Comic Con next week! 😉

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Wondering…is #13 the same woman as #12?

    • diego man

      How is she not a Chivette of the week yet?

  • OffDaWall

    #6 & #41

    MOAR PLEASE! Keep up the great work

  • Martin_McFly

    #4 "I want to go to there"

    • beat

      It's in Switzerland, on the Kleine Scheidegg above Grindelwald. The mountain is the Eiger.

      • Urethra Franklin

        I think this is Kenya

    • rAs

      #41 and there…

    • Eric Robinson

      Great 30 Rock line from Liz Lemon. Tina Fey actually used that line after hearing her daughter say it. "I want to go to there".

  • Zak

    #23 #41 Happy Friday Indeed!

  • thehaterfromdecatur


  • Mikey

    #23 #41 Those asses are glorious!

  • Im_B4TM4N

    #3 hahaha. Already got the future fratstars and sororitutes in training

    • burt reynolds

      find the one on the left! she's perfect.

  • Suck Me Dry

    Just want to say I'm sorry to everyone for being such a giant douche. I just don't have anything worth a shit going on in my life.

    • Beau McFaggy Pants

      Get some tight pants and hang in there.

    • Lisa

      HA! Is it mean I laughed at this? Go do a random act of kindness to start making up for your giant douchiness.

    • WhiteGuy

      you misspelled "suck me all the way off"…you ruined it for me. now you're just a regular guy who apologizes for being a douche. you used to be hilarious, suck me dry.
      I already miss your old posts. haha!

      • WhiteGuy

        oooooooh thumbs down you pathetic dickbags! hahaha! like I give a shit about a thumb on a website. I'm just trying to kill this last hour at work before I can go out and drink some beer.
        loosen up and learn how to laugh at a funny comment like "suck me all the way off." its fuckin hilarious.

        • Today is...

          Why don't you tell us more about how you don't care, then?

          • WhiteGuy

            you're so original! I'm guessing you were picturing that Willy Wonka meme as you typed out your clever comment?

        • Just Sayin'

          Just keep trolling all those douche bags that are freaking out about the picture of the US at night. That should kill most of your time.

          • WhiteGuy

            it is actually…last post of the day so I can't go act like a retard on any new posts.

        • The_Dood

          It was funny the first time, but after the seventeenth time it just becomes kind of annoying. Also, just a hunch, but I'm guessing the person that used his name is not the same person that's always saying suck me all the way off.
          Thank you for trolling me.
          Oh well, enjoy your beer.

        • tru nuff

          agreed. chivers are just jealous because they fail at humor.

    • suck me dry

      all the way off

    • Max

      Paula doesn't either…maybe you should get together…….and kiss

  • thehaterfromdecatur

    first bitches

    • Dirty_Dingus

      A lot more than just the US of A here…

  • DunnTastic


    • AlaskaUScary

      There's derp flying everywhere in #1

  • Martin_McFly



    • hello please

      Been there, loved it.

      Makes White Blood Cells all the more awesome.

    • Notknowing

      …okay there, McFly.

    • joe testarosa


  • bisonbade

    #9 There is so much awesome here

  • guthrie

    #41 MOOOOOOAR!

    • fed

      or less (clothing)!

      • Notknowing

        Hand bra, pls. Don't care, just want moar pix of this lovely Chivette.

  • BigPup

    #1 It's such a turn off when they duck from balls coming at their face

    • TheDarkKnight

      .. I see what you did there *golf clap*

  • A.J.R

    #41 nice gap

    • PDiddily420

      Nice Undertoe!

    • Mr_Cellophane

      Correction. FANTASTIC GAP!

  • Ishbar

    #6 should have been in the sexy chivers post!

    • Tec

      Wish I could give you more thumbs up. This girl has that special something.

    • https://www.facebook.com/ken.allgood.9 Ken Allgood

      Maybe it's because I'm getting old but this girl looks like she's 12.

      • Dale

        I know! Child's head on smokin woman's body. I fapped but feel guilty.

        • http://twitter.com/cjdegrave @cjdegrave

          I can assure you I am 20 years old, so don't feel guilty. 🙂

          • Simon_Phoenix

            YES YOU ARE!
            Fapping has commenced (again)

          • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

            Ha, that shit was funny

    • mickey

      Some should not be in HQ…

  • physedbrad33

    #12 I'm willing to be a CPR recipient for this paramedic!!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Where is this, or why is she wearing combat gear if she's a medic?

      • Mark

        She looks like she might be a SWAT Medic… MOAR!!!

        • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

          I bet that's not the only thing like she has a para!………..talking about boobies

      • Mike

        She's a Swat Medic for sure..I'm sure she's a bad bitch..

        • A lonely Paramedic

          Totally hot swat medic chicks with guns and as a medic she can fix your heart after she breaks it. MOAR

    • Patches

      You can see probably less than 1% of her under all her gear… is that really all it takes to impress you? You have absolutely no idea what this woman looks like.

      • ImpactedRock

        Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky from Dodgeball

  • BigPup

    #41 #17 theCHIVE makes me want to squeeze things…

  • Grant

    #12 Sexy

    • nutsonurface

      she freak her eyes says it all and i want moar

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