Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

#21

erm… one hundred And one

#22 even

Erm one hundred And one

#18 thats a cheap shot, she just had a kid!

#26 moar Please and find her

#35 FIND THIS YOUNG WOMAN, IF THAT'S HER KID IN THE BACK SEAT, i DON'T MIND.

#11 Darwin'd

#22 The moment you realize that "realize" doesn't have the letter 's' in it.

#13 so Bob is actually Chris Hansen…

#17 how many people are trying this as soon as they can!? amirite!

You judgmental fucks know Jessica Simpson just had a baby, right?

Whatever the circumstances, #18 is still the great fear of most men I know.

Come on chive, she's just had a baby for gods sake!! Im a girl who's been following the chive loyally for a while, but this is starting to make me question whether I want to be affiliated with a site that ridicules a woman for her weight after having a child. This is exactly the king of thing that makes women feel totally inadequate and I can't imagine how it would make me feel if I was her.
Fair enough for making fun of women who willingly put themselves under the spotlight, but to make fun of someone who has put on some weight through pregnancy is pretty low.
Anyways, I've recently discovered that 90% of your posts are recycled buzz feed pieces, so I think I'm just going to quit chiving altogether and go for a site that can put together a really witty, well constructed piece without mercilessly ripping the soul out of some poor woman.
BULLIES!!!!!!!!

DMA is back — and Order has returned to the Cosmos.

#32 I need this!

#27 Sure it wasn't the Chinese launching another missile of the coast of Cali?

#32- Yeah, that's pretty nifty, but I'd rather just play the things than make them into lamps and tables and shit. Then again, that's just the kind of thing a drummer would say, isn't it?

http://thechive.com/2012/07/06/daily-morning-awes…

Love seeing my old high make the Chive

#18 Sorry, guys, totally, totally unChiveworthy of you.

#26 nice saggy boobs! still fappable!

#22

who gives a flying FUCKING fuck?

#18 I'm not a fan of hers because she comes off like she's as dumb as a bag of hammers. But c'mon she had a baby 3 months ago, how fit could you get YOUR lazy ass back into shape if you gained all that weight.

I know it took me 10 months just to lose 40 pounds let alone whatever she's got, and I'm just a fat guy.

#32 Finally – a proper use for a drum-kit!
#18 Now – built for comfort, not speed!

#22
One hundred "a" nd twenty one, One hundred "a" nd twenty two, One hundred "a" nd twenty three… Should i go on?

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#27
It was actually 23 seconds but whos counting…