Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

oh yea…saw that coming from a mile away…now its literally a mile wide

Thank god I'm first though!

She's not THAT fat.. shes pregnant in this picture and besides how she looks in this picture… I'd still hit it(after the kids out).

I refuse to believe it!

Din anyone have a look at Hilary Duff lately?

Meesa needsa pizza! Jabba no bargain num num

We know you're Babyqueef. Quit trying to hide behind other names.

FACEPALM!

Are we sure this isn't another of the chives infamous shop jobs? They so often ruin great asses by making huge shelves out of them…. just saying

"Doesn't matter. Had sex….."
<img src="http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/nick-lachey-nick-lachey-signs-copies-of-his-new-cd-whats-left-of-me-1nTg37.jpg"&gt;

Few things can age or fatten up a person like having children.

I'd still hit it though. Still has a pretty face and a fantastic rack.

who is she?

I'm kind of disappointed Chive. There's a ton of chicks out there to post and you choose to rag on the woman that just had a child? Poor form.

….still would

reminds me of Britney Spears, she turned into a Hog too!

Mindrape*

But seriously… This changes everything pertaining to how I get dressed and undressed

if two guys ask you to dance just say NO. They just want your clothing.

SHADY SQUAD they're an amazing Jamaican dance group….this is only half of the really cool stuff they do

Those kids will be the Michael Jordan of beer pong someday.

I'm from Jersey and I approve this message, haha.

I need that one in the blue to be my new beer pong partner wednesday nights

lmao i stood next to my friend when she took this picture!!! this isn't jersey, it's deerfield beach, fl. we do it big down here too. just with less fake n' bake.

a chiver hard at work.

I'm not making fun of people with weight issues, but did anyone notice that the chair is coming apart? That poor guy in #5 is going to hit the floor hard soon!

Meanwhile, in Russia …

All of the escalators in the main stations on the Moscow subways have these … supervisors? I've never quite figured out what their job is. Maybe to hit "stop" if someone falls?

Most are women, and most are shaped like this guy.

Like a boss!!!

no matter how many times I watch it…the kid never quite gets all the way! :'(

A future Chiver me thinks.

Find her.

nice jugs… i want to suck on them too.

The kid is doing it right.

Yeah, I watched it 5 times before I realized the kid really didn't get very far. But, he is a champ!

i'd shit in her helmet then make her wear it.

Even know what she looks like? Wondering? Then wonder no more!
http://hydraness.deviantart.com/art/Cold-As-24843…

That's her. Do browse the rest of her deviantart gallery too, some lovely stuff there

Boba Fett's lesser known cousin – Titty Fett

There must be like 600 in there!

Out of all the replies I've read today this one actually made me laugh quite unexpectedly.

Interspecies?

who hasn't gotten caught looking at pu***

kitty porn… i see what u did there

#29 those are not the digity digity droids your looking figity figity for my nizzel.

You'd have a big job ahead of you.

All day!!! She'll get it back you tards!!!

Only cause she's rich.

just make sure you stretch first

hell thats nothin id eat her ass with a spoon after driving 500 miles thru the georgia sun.

Still wouldn't. She's still dumb as a rock. Fat & pregnant won't make her smarter!

haha same here!

Yes, now that's a tree house.

BAM!

POW!

ZOINK!

I remember this! It's from some dorky mockumentary

Yeah ok…merica….start your kids off to a bleak future teach em to drink when theyre 7. land of the free and home of the losers

The hot one is dominating

This is how every fireworks display should be. One Massive Explosion

I'm sensing great joy…and…gratitude.
http://scifitvgeek.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/sp…

It was pretty awesome.

it wasnt 9 seconds, it was like close to 30 for EVERYTHING to go off. not even MOST of it went in 9 seconds

i was thinking the same thing, he traded up.

Yeah, Nick Lachey must be happy. He hosts some 3rd rate talent show and she's runs a billion dollar fashion line.

give the americans a hint, they're probably too stupid to figure it out.

I doubt the mexicans trying to cross need escalators, so he's on the american side?

i know right? my swag is only 27……

Swagz = Points scored on Standardized Test

Deeds* not dudes. Although doing a good dude sounds like something you may want to keep to yourself.

I believe you're jumping to conclusions here, they never said anything about her weight, it is merely a before and after image. For all anyone else knows you're the only person who noticed the whole weight thing.

I agree, the whole point to these "then and now" pics is to show how much people have changed, good or bad. Some of these are a bit tasteless. She may just be having a bad day in this pic. I'm sure she cleans up well.

For fuck sake, she's a "celebrity" (whatever the shit that is). You should despise these people anyway. They teach your daughters how to be whores, and they profit off of fringe idiots intense desire to be entertained. Make fun of the bitch. She deserves it. All she had going for her was her looks, and they're gone. Building your house on sand, and all that…….

Let's face facts, she was bad ass back then and now she's not. Not sayin that she can't go back to bad ass. Any way relax, its just a chive joke. I've seen worse from chive.

I understand what you're saying, but I want to add a counter-argument: she just had a baby, not an elephant!

That's not anywhere close to just had a kid weight, that's more I can't stop eating, and I'll have some extra bacon on my BK sunday!

Oh internet. You will argue about the most pointless things. Your so adorable

Your such a bitch man. Lighten the fuck up captain save a hoe.

Just because you are pregnant doesn't mean you have to pig out and gain THAT much weight

she admitted to eating buttered poptarts while pregnant. what did she think would happen?

Totally agree, the woman just had a baby. I love the Chive, too, and you guys have done a lot of great stuff for people who can really use the help, but if you could dial back the misogyny a bit that'd be great.

shes getting four million dollars to lose that baby fat, she is open game

if what i saw on the tv machine is true, she had gained weight before she got pregnant…and i don't know when the after pic was taken, but her baby was born in may and many other "celebs" manage to get the baby weight under control by this point…i also have to add if you sell your baby's photo to a mag for a bunch of $$ then you also have to accept the other side of that coin…

STFU Jordan.

She was getting fat before the pregnancy. Also study just released says only 2 in 1000 can lose weight and keep it off. I don't know why she didn't exercise during the pregnancy like most celebs, introducing the next Kristy Ally.

tru dat! mean spirited much????

Do good dudes

Haha.

Thank you….yes it's very hard to lose weight after a baby!!!! So that is a low blow!!!! Keep in mind though she has a contract with one of the weight loss companies worth millions and they wanted her to gain as much weight as possible before starting their programs and commercials.

He's probably a manically depressed robot with GPP… 41 is still pretty low on the swag scale

my bad…#16

Just STFU

the German, that's from 3rd grade math

The German

Your mom.

#5 – Not this guy. Well, fried catfish, maybe….

Im sad for you because you actually took the time to type this

The German in the Green House smoking his Prince and drinking his coffee…in the 4th house. I truly hope more than 2% of the population could figure this out!

The German. The other 4 are notorious for eating fish.

GTFO

who is it?

Completely agree. Then or now, still a great set!