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There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us (98 Photos)

July 6, 2012 | In: Girls, Hot Women, Sexy Chivers

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I've posted a lot of Sexy Chivers, and it's not lost on me that I have the best job in the world, but the Chivettes stepped up their game this week. I really hope you enjoy this one, because our girls gave it both barrels this week. Seriously …

Chivettes and first-time Chivettes submit here.

babyfartmagizax

#97 SOOOO fine!

babyfartSUCKS

and you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lame.

So Close……

We almost had a day with out Babyfart, aka the lover of homos.

jimbozo

You are the very definition of a troll. You go in to the bottom and put a one in your post just so you can be first an then go back and edit it. You suck. You should be allowed on the interwebs you fart knocker.

WhiteGuy

you are the very definition of a tool. who gives a shit if he posts first or last?? are you mad cause you wanna be first and babyfarts is hogging all the posts?? ooooh no! cry a little more fuckhead

babyfartSUX

don't forget to log back in babyfuckhead

MattyDeuce

Would it kill you to not comment on the first page?
Hank

That awkward moment when you notice you went to high school with one of the Chivettes…

oijeew

even more awkward when no one gives a shit.
luke

should've boned her when you had the chance

Martin_McFly

You know how I knew "Sexy Chivers" was up? Baby Farts had already Tapped ALL the pictures. -Yup. the douche has Admin. tools.

And I also could have sworn when i first checked the album someone else was the first commenter…

Shit Dick

Clearly this 'Tool' has got to go…..You've been had 'Turd'.On behalf of everyone, FUCK OFF!!

LUCAS BRAZIL

YALL SHOULD DO A CHIVETTE COMPETITION BY STATE!!!!
Knockout_Ned

Here Babyqueef. A message from everyone. This should keep you busy for a while.

Just Sayin'

I can't believe this exists, that you know it exists and that you posted it for the Queef. Well done!

BruceWayne

Man this is the fucking coolest dude. Thanks.
#73

BruceWayne

Why the fuck do people give this babyfartmagizax 176p plus points all the time?
"Sooooooo fine" Because he's 1st? I could be first every fucking day.
OK
God Dam these ladies are fucking hot! And best of all you get a sense of brilliance too.
That's how you do it babyfartmagizax 176p . Dip shit.
#12 #15 #76 #70

https://www.facebook.com/jawbreaker09 AL EX

ALL OF THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE FROM THECHIVE! AND THE WOMEN! OH DON'T GET ME STARTED CHIVETTES ARE THE BEST NO DOUBT….ok I feel better now KCCO!

Dick Salad

OMG CAN I BE ONE OF THE BEST PEOPLE TOO!?! I R FROM TEH CHIVE!

https://www.facebook.com/jawbreaker09 AL EX

of course! bahaha

WhiteGuy

cool story "bro" …I FUCKIN LOVE TYPING IN CAPS AND TAKING STEROIDS YEAAH!!!!

…

Lmfao!

Jake

I swear the chivettes are getting sexier

Kmart

Agreed #77 has become one of my favs! Please keep submitting pic.
Notknowing

They are all beautiful. Natural is the new sexy. Keep it up Chivettes.
iliketoplay

That feeling that you get when you are at #50 scrolling through, and you realize that you are only half-way there… <– i like that

-play

First

First!!!

Not First

NOT

Visit http://www.IllinoisSpeedCamera.com
ps86

or fourth, same thing

suck me dry

all the way off

WhiteGuy

hahaha! why does this make people so angry?? its hilarious…I can't stop laughing

iambigd42

#91 Moar of her but less of her clothes

calih

Seriously one of the distractingly good looking chivettes ever
Derby

A very charming girl.

jimbozo

#6 and #39 absolutely floored me.

BabyShart is a douche.

xavi00

#6 powpowpow

http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

Those eyes… damn.

Jeff

#2 has me wanting to move to KC!

nate33uc

super hot…that innocent look crushes my soul…please send moar!
JcW

I live in downtown KC. I must meet this gorgeous chivette
Dastrdly

so hot and sexy, we need more Kansas City Chivettes submitting.

chivepolice

babyfart SUCKS!
Dick Salad

#61 "It's soooo shiny!"

Dick Salad

Goddamn lensflares, the true buddy fuckers of photoshop.

LaKangaRue

Yay! One I actually submitted myself! #40

Dick Salad

Brace yourself, the horny chivers are coming…

ChiverMeTimbers

Says Dick Salad…

Muthafkn Dick Salad

Dick Salad was stolen from a post somebody made like 6 months ago? Anyways OP basically told someone else "You are fucking gayer than a dick salad" and I jacked that shit because it's downright funny and appeals to my crude and twisted sense of humor.

vagabond

Very nice! you should submit more often !!!
architectmosby

gorgeous!
ChiverMeTimbers

Congrats on the Post, AND Getting on the first page of the comments section. Both very rewarding Challenges.
#40 is a hottie

Marry me!

LaKangaRue

Someone already beat you to it. ; )

Acesevens

#40
Nice Pic, KCCO
Joe

super pretty!! well done

DOVA

#9 I wish I was Ryan.

Fog Ducker

My god, even for 5 minutes would do.
Blue

#33 cutest
_Like_a_Boss_

Who the fuck is Ryan? Oh, there is some writing on the pic…
chiver

#10 awesome as well

http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

Need to see face

5against1_83

My Name is Ryan. But sadly, this isn't for me! Lucky Bastard!

John

I even have to weigh in here.

#98, #3, #31, #97 and I'm plum out of numbers. I should fix that.

MattyDeuce

#3 's face just stopped me in my tracks!
Dick Salad

I see what you did there, good PR move John… well played sir, well played.
jimbozo

How do we get rid of BabyShart?!

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

I know, but I don't want to spoil the fun

Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "Okay, now what filthy link are you going to give me to ruin it all over again? – MarthaJeane"

paula sucks

Ya, how's that?? Please enlighten me..

Tim P

Way to go, John. This makes up for missing it last week. Bravo!

P.S.- I'm coming home to LA, from Texas, in September to celebrate my Birthday. I wanted to stop by The Chive offices and buy my way in with a case of beers, like I've seen others do… But I was thinking I would use my Rx for some exotic kush to seal the deal. Thoughts?

Oh, and #92… DAYUM!
nate33uc

couldn't agree more…u need to get more of these 4 and i'm going to add #9 in there as well…chive on
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

You misspelled "…I'm plum out of Kleenex".

Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "Holy shit that is fn' HILARIOUS!!! That made my week, and quite possibly my month! Thank you so much for that!"
http://www.facebook.com/dakota.moore.7393 Dakota Moore

dude you forgot #46
vbdox

Anyone from Sacramento?)))

http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

Holy Mother of god! A-mazing album. Bravo ladies!
Jeff

#25 in a word; YES!

its_forge

Dear number 25, just that epic little pubic mound alone makes you worthy, the rest is icing on the cake.

Jeff

#97 good Lord you're a beauty!
Jeff

#96 can we PLEASE have MOAR!!
Kodos

#42
Yes, yes, a thousand times YES!
#98
Don't mess with 'em…

The Dizzle

#42 Needs to be Chivette of the week!

BigPup

#15 #31 #36 #59 #62 #67 #90 #94 #86 A gaggle of beautiful booty!

Chiver

Just a friendly reminder that only five photos show per post. Chive on! #67 #90 #94 #86

BigPup

Thank you my friend next beers on me… KCCO!

Brenton

#76 hello!

http://www.facebook.com/brenton.earle Brenton Earle

If you could find her for me, it would be greatly appreciated! Thanks chive
Ac slater

Eeeerrrrmmmmaaagggeeerrrr!!!

Jeff

#80, you prove that point!

ChiverMeTimbers

Yeah, but you have to admit… It does Help…

tapsnapornap

And you can still see down he shirt…and she forgot a word…

Alex

The lack of clothing does help distract Chivers from poorly constructed sentences. We will forgive… If you give us MOAR!!!!

Guest

No, Jeff, "sexy" implies more than a pretty face….half naked isn't a bad start.
Scott

In your case honey you do, nothing sexier than a lazy eyed cow with typing problem…

Scott

You see? That's why you don't make typo's.

dude

#58 nwi would love to see moar

Falthor

the B/W makes this pic just a little classier, although I'm sure it would be magnificent in color too… and I'm with you, DEF MOAR

ChiverMeTimbers

#51 She thinks very Highly of her Vagina apparently.

_Like_a_Boss_

As do I.
ChestRockwell

Her tits are gross! You cannot think of yourself and have fake tits! They arent even straight.

ChestRockwell

*think of yourself as a Chivette

Xtra Xtra

She certainly has my attention. I am thinking very highly of everything I see here. Extraordinary!
Jason

Same chick from last week that nobody could tell if it was a 70's bush or a tattoo?

iheartboobs

yep, mystery solved, now lets have moar!

billyjack13

yeah, but she's got GREAT cans!
luke

she and i have a lot in common
tatsRlame

worst tattoo EVER
bigbri

Just say no to silicone
nuccabay

vaginal hubris

BabyfartMagizax

this is the worst sexy chivers ever. some of these chicks shouldn't have made sent photos in let alone made the cut.

babyfartmagizax

Wow, you're bright…

tru nuff

brighter than you.

Sparks10

U must be gay
billyjack13

Why you gotta hate? Take it easy and enjoy the scenery….
Lotus

Pretty bland SC that's for sure. Quantity does not mean quality, 100 pictures is too damn much to sift through. Though I do love #53 hairstyle and smile.

Axle

you're right it looks like the ones in #74 go hit with the ugly stick.

LadyStarr

Don't be so harsh hunny, these are all gorgeous women & U should be so lucky you have eyes to view beautiful chivette candy….xXx #KCCO
http://Facebook.com/chasingsparrows littleebird

As number #28, personally, I'm not vain in any way but I can attest to say that I've been on previous chive posts so to say all of us girls are the worst is a little much. Don't hate and go get laid.
its_forge

Calling you a painful rectal itch is an insult to painful rectal itch.
Mr fah-goo

You're probably a fat loser

Martin_McFly

#98 is a Solid Texas Beauty!

texas89

everybody knows texas has the most beautiful women.
billyjack13

She looks like Octomom

The_Dood

If Octomom was attractive…
Kodos

except for the clown car uterus and accompanying stretch marks

Kang

BWWWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! I may have just pissed myself!!!

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