There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us (98 Photos)

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I've posted a lot of Sexy Chivers, and it's not lost on me that I have the best job in the world, but the Chivettes stepped up their game this week. I really hope you enjoy this one, because our girls gave it both barrels this week. Seriously …

Chivettes and first-time Chivettes submit here.

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  • babyfartmagizax

    #97 SOOOO fine!

    • BruceWayne

      Why the fuck do people give this babyfartmagizax 176p plus points all the time?
      "Sooooooo fine" Because he's 1st? I could be first every fucking day.
      God Dam these ladies are fucking hot! And best of all you get a sense of brilliance too.
      That's how you do it babyfartmagizax 176p . Dip shit.
      #12 #15 #76 #70

    • babyfartSUCKS

      and you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lame.

      • So Close......

        We almost had a day with out Babyfart, aka the lover of homos.

    • jimbozo

      You are the very definition of a troll. You go in to the bottom and put a one in your post just so you can be first an then go back and edit it. You suck. You should be allowed on the interwebs you fart knocker.

      • WhiteGuy

        you are the very definition of a tool. who gives a shit if he posts first or last?? are you mad cause you wanna be first and babyfarts is hogging all the posts?? ooooh no! cry a little more fuckhead

        • babyfartSUX

          don't forget to log back in babyfuckhead

    • MattyDeuce

      Would it kill you to not comment on the first page?

    • Hank

      That awkward moment when you notice you went to high school with one of the Chivettes…

      • luke

        should've boned her when you had the chance

      • oijeew

        even more awkward when no one gives a shit.

    • Martin_McFly

      You know how I knew "Sexy Chivers" was up? Baby Farts had already Tapped ALL the pictures. -Yup. the douche has Admin. tools.

      And I also could have sworn when i first checked the album someone else was the first commenter…

      • Shit Dick

        Clearly this 'Tool' has got to go…..You've been had 'Turd'.On behalf of everyone, FUCK OFF!!



    • Knockout_Ned

      Here Babyqueef. A message from everyone. This should keep you busy for a while.

      • Just Sayin'

        I can't believe this exists, that you know it exists and that you posted it for the Queef. Well done!

        • BruceWayne

          Man this is the fucking coolest dude. Thanks.

  • AL EX


    • Dick Salad


      • AL EX

        of course! bahaha

    • WhiteGuy


      • ...


  • Jake

    I swear the chivettes are getting sexier

    • Notknowing

      They are all beautiful. Natural is the new sexy. Keep it up Chivettes.

    • Kmart

      Agreed #77 has become one of my favs! Please keep submitting pic.

    • iliketoplay

      That feeling that you get when you are at #50 scrolling through, and you realize that you are only half-way there… :) <– i like that


  • First


  • suck me dry

    all the way off

    • WhiteGuy

      hahaha! why does this make people so angry?? its hilarious…I can't stop laughing

  • iambigd42

    #91 Moar of her but less of her clothes

    • calih

      Seriously one of the distractingly good looking chivettes ever

    • Derby

      A very charming girl.

  • jimbozo

    #6 and #39 absolutely floored me.

    BabyShart is a douche.

    • xavi00

      #6 powpowpow

      • Nick Parsons

        Those eyes… damn.

  • Jeff

    #2 has me wanting to move to KC!

    • nate33uc

      super hot…that innocent look crushes my soul…please send moar!

    • Dastrdly

      so hot and sexy, we need more Kansas City Chivettes submitting.

    • JcW

      I live in downtown KC. I must meet this gorgeous chivette

  • chivepolice

    babyfart SUCKS!

  • Dick Salad

    #61 "It's soooo shiny!"

    • Dick Salad

      Goddamn lensflares, the true buddy fuckers of photoshop.

  • LaKangaRue

    Yay! One I actually submitted myself! #40

    • Dick Salad

      Brace yourself, the horny chivers are coming…

      • ChiverMeTimbers

        Says Dick Salad…

        • Muthafkn Dick Salad

          Dick Salad was stolen from a post somebody made like 6 months ago? Anyways OP basically told someone else "You are fucking gayer than a dick salad" and I jacked that shit because it's downright funny and appeals to my crude and twisted sense of humor.

    • vagabond

      Very nice! you should submit more often !!!

    • architectmosby


    • ChiverMeTimbers

      Congrats on the Post, AND Getting on the first page of the comments section. Both very rewarding Challenges.

    • #40 is a hottie

      Marry me!

      • LaKangaRue

        Someone already beat you to it. ; )

    • Acesevens

      Nice Pic, KCCO

    • Joe

      super pretty!! well done :)

  • DOVA

    #9 I wish I was Ryan.

    • chiver

      #10 awesome as well

      • Shannon Coverdale

        Need to see face

    • 5against1_83

      My Name is Ryan. But sadly, this isn't for me! Lucky Bastard!

    • Fog Ducker

      My god, even for 5 minutes would do.

    • Blue

      #33 cutest

    • _Like_a_Boss_

      Who the fuck is Ryan? Oh, there is some writing on the pic…

  • John

    I even have to weigh in here.

    #98, #3, #31, #97 and I'm plum out of numbers. I should fix that.

    • Paula_

      You misspelled "…I'm plum out of Kleenex".

      – Fan testimonial: "Holy shit that is fn' HILARIOUS!!! That made my week, and quite possibly my month! Thank you so much for that!"

    • nate33uc

      couldn't agree more…u need to get more of these 4 and i'm going to add #9 in there as well…chive on

    • MattyDeuce

      #3 's face just stopped me in my tracks!

    • Dick Salad

      I see what you did there, good PR move John… well played sir, well played.

    • jimbozo

      How do we get rid of BabyShart?!

      • Paula_

        I know, but I don't want to spoil the fun :)

        – Fan testimonial: "Okay, now what filthy link are you going to give me to ruin it all over again? – MarthaJeane"

        • paula sucks

          Ya, how's that?? Please enlighten me..

    • Tim P

      Way to go, John. This makes up for missing it last week. Bravo!

      P.S.- I'm coming home to LA, from Texas, in September to celebrate my Birthday. I wanted to stop by The Chive offices and buy my way in with a case of beers, like I've seen others do… But I was thinking I would use my Rx for some exotic kush to seal the deal. Thoughts?

      Oh, and #92… DAYUM!

    • Dakota Moore

      dude you forgot #46

    • vbdox

      Anyone from Sacramento?)))

  • James Ramos

    Holy Mother of god! A-mazing album. Bravo ladies!

  • Jeff

    #25 in a word; YES!

    • its_forge

      Dear number 25, just that epic little pubic mound alone makes you worthy, the rest is icing on the cake.

  • Jeff

    #97 good Lord you're a beauty!

  • Jeff

    #96 can we PLEASE have MOAR!!

  • Kodos

    Yes, yes, a thousand times YES!
    Don't mess with 'em…

    • The Dizzle

      #42 Needs to be Chivette of the week!

  • BigPup

    #15 #31 #36 #59 #62 #67 #90 #94 #86 A gaggle of beautiful booty!

    • Chiver

      Just a friendly reminder that only five photos show per post. Chive on! #67 #90 #94 #86

      • BigPup

        Thank you my friend next beers on me… KCCO!

  • Brenton

    #76 hello!

    • Brenton Earle

      If you could find her for me, it would be greatly appreciated! Thanks chive

    • Ac slater


  • Jeff

    #80, you prove that point!

    • Scott

      In your case honey you do, nothing sexier than a lazy eyed cow with typing problem…

      • Scott

        You see? That's why you don't make typo's.

    • ChiverMeTimbers

      Yeah, but you have to admit… It does Help…

      • tapsnapornap

        And you can still see down he shirt…and she forgot a word…

        • Alex

          The lack of clothing does help distract Chivers from poorly constructed sentences. We will forgive… If you give us MOAR!!!!

    • Guest

      No, Jeff, "sexy" implies more than a pretty face….half naked isn't a bad start.

  • dude

    #58 nwi would love to see moar

    • Falthor

      the B/W makes this pic just a little classier, although I'm sure it would be magnificent in color too… and I'm with you, DEF MOAR

  • ChiverMeTimbers

    #51 She thinks very Highly of her Vagina apparently.

    • luke

      she and i have a lot in common

    • billyjack13

      yeah, but she's got GREAT cans!

    • _Like_a_Boss_

      As do I. ;)

    • ChestRockwell

      Her tits are gross! You cannot think of yourself and have fake tits! They arent even straight.

      • ChestRockwell

        *think of yourself as a Chivette

    • Xtra Xtra

      She certainly has my attention. I am thinking very highly of everything I see here. Extraordinary!

    • Jason

      Same chick from last week that nobody could tell if it was a 70's bush or a tattoo?

      • iheartboobs

        yep, mystery solved, now lets have moar!

    • tatsRlame

      worst tattoo EVER

    • bigbri

      Just say no to silicone

    • nuccabay

      vaginal hubris

  • BabyfartMagizax

    this is the worst sexy chivers ever. some of these chicks shouldn't have made sent photos in let alone made the cut.

    • billyjack13

      Why you gotta hate? Take it easy and enjoy the scenery….

    • its_forge

      Calling you a painful rectal itch is an insult to painful rectal itch.

    • babyfartmagizax

      Wow, you're bright…

      • tru nuff

        brighter than you.

    • Sparks10

      U must be gay

    • Lotus

      Pretty bland SC that's for sure. Quantity does not mean quality, 100 pictures is too damn much to sift through. Though I do love #53 hairstyle and smile.

      • Axle

        you're right it looks like the ones in #74 go hit with the ugly stick.

    • LadyStarr

      Don't be so harsh hunny, these are all gorgeous women & U should be so lucky you have eyes to view beautiful chivette candy….xXx #KCCO

    • littleebird

      As number #28, personally, I'm not vain in any way but I can attest to say that I've been on previous chive posts so to say all of us girls are the worst is a little much. Don't hate and go get laid.

    • Mr fah-goo

      You're probably a fat loser

  • Martin_McFly

    #98 is a Solid Texas Beauty!

    • billyjack13

      She looks like Octomom

      • The_Dood

        If Octomom was attractive…

      • Kodos

        except for the clown car uterus and accompanying stretch marks

        • Kang

          BWWWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! I may have just pissed myself!!!

    • texas89

      everybody knows texas has the most beautiful women.

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