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July 9, 2012 |
In: Funny, Merica, Nailed It
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Category: Funny, Merica, Nailed It
#26 Is classy. And it comes with the added benefit of not needing to wear your aluminum foil hat while driving.
#4 R2D2 didn't like his new job
Dont you see? this is what the jawas had in mind for R2D2 all along
Mrs. R2D2 just heading for the kitchen…
#29 – The world's most extreme sex toy
#29 Could work, just not the way they have it.
Just drill upside down and you will be clear of dry wall dust all day! BAM
Exactly what I thought! They need a longer bit! The vacuum nozzle is just going to hit the wall in #29.
lets be honest… at least rednecks are the most eco-friendly people… recycling and reusing at its finest
It's not eco-friendly when the money saved is spent watching cars drive fast and turn left.
#11 that swill belongs in the shitter anyway…
#11 is beaner ingenuity, no redneck I know would ever drink Mexican piss water.
you sir, are a racist.
oh come on neg voters, what rednecks do you know that will not drink any swill water with alcohol so long as it is cheap?
Plenty. Infact they tend to insist on top shelf.
Which is what? Buttweiser?
Totally true. The straight up filter that shit through undies worn by wetbacks after swimming the Rio Grande.
agreed. though wet-backs kick everyone's ass in extereme-lawn mowing.
#11 gotta keep it cold somehow right?
#15 Or you could, I don't know, just eat it cold
Perhaps it got wet in the washing machine? You can't put just anything in a tumble dryer, and the toppings would fall off when hung to dry.
#20 I don't think this guy is a red neck…
You're right, he looks like he's actually working.
Zing! I've actually done this on several occassions while on job sites that require hard hats… >.>
sombrero hard hats is a million-dollar idea. need shade and safety.
#10 #21 #28
And this is why we have mandatory annual vehicle road-worthiness checks in the UK!
Pennsylvania has annual inspections as well. It sucks. 1100 dollars this year.
Credit where credit is due. #20 is pretty damn clever.
free sun shade with a purchase of your favorite pizza!
Well, since you're not using it for anything more important…..
Virginity protection level 10
Is not going to end well
Found at Larry the cable guys rummage sale
Is something Bubba J would come up with
#23 seems legit
all these seem genius except #23 not sure whats going on there
Using aluminum foil to complete circuit, since they didn't have the correct size battery.
Just begging for either a short circuit or a fire. Horrible idea.
Necessity breeds innovation.
Redneck Level: Eastern European
#3 would be hipster wind chimes. Redneck ones would be made from bud light cans!
You beat me to the joke. Well done.
Natural Light in FL
#5 is more ricer than redneck. A lot of these aren't actually redneck to begin with.
#9 is just fantastic.
#30 hahahahah. I'm so glad to be part redneck
i'm so glad you are too. it gives me and my trust-buddies something to laugh at.
Pretty innovative stuff but #11 disgusts me. *shudders*
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