Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

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  • Prince Albert

    #11 DAR is on time!!!

    • Ray

      What is this magic?!

      • Frank

        The Left Rights – I'm On Crack!

    • BruceWayne

      #3 Is gorgeous.

  • WhiteGuy

    where can I buy #30 ???

    • Joe

      Probably downtown on the corner of 5th and Lancaster

    • todd

      you could find many similar to her in any Asian "massage" parlor…

      • WhiteGuy

        lol I meant the doorknob…I'm not in the market for a middle aged Asian woman right now.

        • Jimmy

          But you want a big, erect penis to play with? I'd have stuck with people think I wanted the 40 year old Asian chick.

          • WhiteGuy

            I'd rather have the big erect penis as a doorknob…then I'd invite you over and make sure I slammed the door on you as you walked out

            • chip"themeat"hayes

              Look man, how about just not replying anymore, it's getting weirder.

              • WhiteGuy

                you call yourself "the meat" but I'm the weird one?! hahaha
                I'm obviously messin around…you know…joking? jeeeesus

    • Wet_tosti

      Don't let this doorknob hit ya, where the lord should have split ya!

      • Dick Salad

        Should have split you? As in you might not have an ass crack…?

    • mill burray

      where can i buy #50?

      • This

        probably have to make your own or have it done in a shop…idk anywhere that sells custom KCCO and Bill fuckin murray surfboards..

  • babyfartmagizax

    #47 Wow, that is some impressive side boob I must say.

    • leave now

      and never come back

      • charlie

        I agree this person needs to disappear forever.

    • BruceWayne

      babyfartmagizax
      Really?
      Stay off the front page!
      You are a slow witted dumb ass and the REST of us are cool nerds that love this site plus love ass and tits.
      #3 Thank you.

    • roosterfarian

      oh wow! an average looking girl that goes to comic conventions. swoon.

    • http://www.facebook.com/terrance.trudgett Terrance Trudgett

      must find more pics!!!!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    You guys miss me today?

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "Paula plz for the love all dat is holy I'm born n raised here in Maui n half da reason I get on thechive is to see da arguments n comments from u. Plz plz plz post a pic or email cuz ur either a dude or a real hottie. – islandboi"

    • Ryan

      Not really.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Yes you did ❤

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • I Love Paula

          I missed you Paula, I love you, if you were mine I would have sex with you.

          • Paula stinks

            So, you normally get turned on by beached whales?

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Oh you romantic little devil, when you put it like that I can't wait to cross swords with you.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            -the one you love to hate

            • Fappy McFapperson

              #4 is how all of Paula's cookies come out for some reason…

            • XP 1

              Cross swords? So you have a penis?

    • Ali AckbahU

      I did, but you know what… I am really fucking stupid.

    • Oltimey

      Miss ya like a case of the clap.

    • AssClown

      I missed you today Paula…unfortunately it was with a baseball bat to the vagina. They say love hurts right?!?! What better place to love than a troll's vagina! :* ❤

    • Paula you fat pig

      Miss you? How the holy fuck can anyone, unless they are blind, miss something as fucking gargantuan as you? For the love of God, woman, you scare super-massive black holes. It took so long to find the Higgs boson because it was hiding out of fear that you'd eat it. The inhabitants of entire galaxies could live out their collective lives on the amount of food it takes to feed you one meal. The Mammoth didn't just die, your fat ass ate it into extinction.

      Have they finished counting your chins yet, or did they just give up after five dozen?

      • WhiteGuy

        …good god man. calm down, you're going to be okay.
        -1

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Mac, I heard you type like crazy just meow. Post under your own account asshat!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • Toilet paula

          Nope I didn't miss you at all today? I wiped my ass clean, even looked at the toilet paper to make sure there was no Paula left smeared on it. But I did fart and I am still curious if a little Paula squeezed out.. Oh well just a skid mark, I mean Paula mark.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Paula – she gets more thumbs down then a Zombie Roman Gladiator who can't fight worth crap.

    • WTF Mate

      Why do you guys all indulge her? If you just stopped replying she would go away… shit…

  • Vic

    #3 #10 damn sexy!!

    • vinnychase420

      #10

      hottie with freckles, doesnt get any better

    • https://www.facebook.com/yann.mathieu Yann Mathieu

      WHO is she ?? Need to find HER !

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #5 'sausage fest', that's what it means.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "Once again Paula…you have delighted and disgusted me at the same time."

    • Meh

      To truly demonstrate delight and disgust you should probably post a side boob or hump pic…

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I did and was posted several times but I think you missed that memo.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • Meh

          Oh, so you are #32. Nice…

        • goatpunch

          If you are actually an attractive female, then it proves god is a jerk

      • Paula is stanky

        Shut up and go step on a Lego. The world has enough problems without having to go through the horror of seeing that fat bitch.

    • Trav1121

      Haha I love Paula_ because 'she' is the Anti-Baby Fart: 'she' says shit just too piss people off which is much more amusing than people pleasing comments! XD

    • The 1 I love to love

      Paula! Funny, clever, and truthful!

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #50 I wanna motorboat that!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      too big to motorboat! gotta cruise ship that bitch!

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Yeah, it's not called motorboating when you are talking about her arse.

      I believe you are referring to 'rimming'.

    • Child Please

      Aaaaaaaaaaand….. pink eye.

      • FtWiz

        probably worth it

  • https://www.facebook.com/james.m.mckissick Michael Mckissick

    #3 Gorgeous!!!

    • thedoctor

      Have you noticed that the mirror image is wrong? Wonder how she got that effect.

  • http://www.facebook.com/justincredable71 Justin Lentz

    #3 #6 #9 #32 verrrry nice yay for early dar

  • AssClown

    #28 Do I look like a bitch motherfucker?!?!

    • http://www.facebook.com/lexbarron2007 Lex Williams

      are you sure that's not nicki minaj?

      • AssClown

        Do I look like a stupid hoe motherfucker?!?!

    • Yup.

      And we all read your comment in his voice. Awesome.

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

        Aww shit I didn't realize I doin that

    • Zedhere

      Um… WHAT!?

    • Salmonpack

      I want a royal with cheese motha fucka!!

  • Son of Dad

    #44 Should have said "Manure… I hate manure."

    • Marty Mcfly

      "You cost $300 bucks damaged to my car you son of a bitch..and I'm going to take it out of your ass."

      • JHL1

        Marty Mcfly didn't say that.

  • PdxChiver

    #24 At ease soldier. Not possible right now mam.

    • mickey

      …that ain't a soldier…it's only someone pretending to be in the 'Merican Navy

      • http://www.facebook.com/lexbarron2007 Lex Williams

        missing the point, you are…

        • mickey

          I don't think so…his first statement was addressed… his second was simply childish and requires no further comment.

          • Un-impressionable

            You Sir mickey are as dim witted as they come You are as impressionable as any troll I have ever read go hide under a bridge and pray Paula finds you before it's too late

            • mickey

              Y'know, it is hard to take someone seriously when they are unable to put a sentence together, with correct punctuation. It shows to the users on Chive the true number of basement dwellers who troll here. When Mom comes downstairs to do your laundry, ask her to help you with your summer school homework.

              • genki desu yo

                comma splice sir. it is hard to take someone seriously when they are unable to put together a sentence with correct punctuation.

                you can't use a comma for dramatic effect there if you want to use correct punctuation.

                so…. it's hard to take you seriously.

                also mom did my laundry yesterday and i already failed summer school.

                cheers!

                • LMAO

                  …Shift key creates capitals, Zipperhead.

              • Un-impressionable

                You don't impress me at all

    • NZ Chiver

      I dont care whether she is in the navy or not, all i know is she is winning and we need MOAR!!!

    • Child Please

      If I'm a Navy recruiter, this is my new selling point.

    • whyme1973

      You look amazing in (just barely) that uniform. Please send more.

  • Go blue

    #27 DONE!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      ITS A TRAP! She's gonna be like OMG Julie this perv is staring at my ass right now!

      • MCH

        Oh my God, Becky… Look at her ass. It is so big…

    • DexterX

      i was going to anyway, with or without your approval.

  • Vic

    Also #24…great view..

    • oqsig99

      indeed it is, we need Moar of her and #6

      • fits

        Now that's just Slander!

  • thrannix

    #45 With a great mustache comes great responsibility.

    • https://www.facebook.com/baladev.bishop Baladev Bishop

      dude Tom S. was so sweaty in the sun in Hawaii… it was Awsome and the chive made my day by posting this pic of my self (red shorts not looking at camera) super cool LOVE the ChivE!!!

  • bob_the_cook

    #5- That pretty much sums it up.

    • Lower

      Chive on

  • HSB

    #1 find them both !!

    • http://twitter.com/bikerdatingsite @bikerdatingsite

      It's very creative! But it was modified by Photoshop.

    • sandy astroglide

      I found them in just about every Chive post today! Where my prize?

  • *dash*

    #3 wow more then just a pretty smile

    • Nevrdies4gotn

      What smile?

    • Ouch

      Horses can smile?

  • Joe

    #47 Nice face…. seriously

    • Meg

      My face and I thank you.

      • hiii

        stunning

      • Woop

        No its my face Meg. You cant have it. Take your sideboob.

        • Fromer

          The hottest chivette ever. Would love to meet her

          • Dick Salad

            Why so you can make a skin lamp shade? Creepy fuck

      • Andy

        The fact that you're wearing that shirt with that beer and getting in the comic con spirit makes it. It really, truly does.

        • Mojo

          LOL – I didn't even notice the beer – between her eyes and the fantastic sideboob and comic con – she is amazing.

    • Pontisan

      Definately a beautiful face! (Nice sideboob too!)

  • thursdaymofo

    #10 Please take me there.

    • blue_bronco

      Beautiful… Please find me.

    • Ricky

      She needs to submit daily … THIS MUST HAPPEN

    • Child Please

      Yup, I'd wife that.

    • VaderWRX

      Please find her!!!

    • Very-impressionable

      She proves you can be beautiful, gorgeous and sexy without having to take any clothes off

    • fits

      Some women know how to wear a good freckle. Beautiful

  • Brian

    #45

    Big fan of the show, but….who takes his shirt off for family softball?

    • Bobby

      Anyone who rocks that mustache

    • That Dude

      Tom Seleck apparently

    • Jaylar

      Magnum Fucking PI, that's who.

    • caleb

      gotta air the rug out so it dries.

    • GoBlue2

      Your argument is invalid….

  • Iso

    #47 – Thank you.

  • nerfherder

    #42
    Even as she was devouring my soul afterward, I would still be thinking it was worth it.

    • Noidios

      Find her!

      • Maggie

        felicefawn.tumblr.com

    • iChive

      I bet there was a strong father figure in that household.

    • Anomanom

      I smell crazy. Do not put it in crazy.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    I'm growing tired of boobs. There's just too fucking much of those. This site needs moar dicks.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "Never thought I'd say this, but hell yeah Paula!! You're totally right!!"

    • Paula is slimy

      Don't you already have a dick, Paula? Or is that just a midget sticking out?

    • Son of Dad

      Plenty of dicks in the comments.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      On the other hand, the Chive may have many boobs, but on the receiving end there's TONS of dicks between keyboard and chair….

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Notknowing

        You're such a dick. Go to the Berry.

    • Virgin slayer

      There are a lot of dicks. Hiding behind their computer typing "MOAR, BEAUTIFUL,STUNNING" to every half nipple they see. I agree more dicks with dick pics.

    • Un-impressionable

      you are the biggest DICK on this site

  • blub_glub

    #31 i laughed way too hard at that.. see y'all in hell

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Chivers wouldn't last a day in hell.

      But then again; where would they go then?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "Paula your infamy is outstanding. I remember back in the days before you plagued the comment section of just reading boring opinions, much like my post now. Honestly, your baiting of the stupid and chive-specific trolling (as opposed to cheap shots like "The Chivery" always attempts) is priceless."

    • Misterkleen79

      Save me a spot… I'm not done laughing.

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