Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • guthrie

    #25 WOW what a magnificent hump

    • Rusty Shackleford

      I'm not even an ass man and I think that's a work of art

    • JustSayin

      So Its ok for EA and the NCAA to use RG3s likeness to profit for millions of dollars now that he is out of school? This may sound stupid but does Griffin make a penny from him being the cover boy for this video game? Seems so hypocritical for people to make fortunes from these kids and they dont see get anything

      • JustSayin

        Oh sorry Im sorry for making a statement about chives new sponsor. Guess I should say more intellectual comment like MOAR, FIND HER, WOW WHAT A GREAT ASS to get thumbs up from you chivers."Im not even an ass man and this is a work of art"

        • frankus

          apology accepted

        • http://www.facebook.com/edwin.lopez.1441 Edwin Lopez

          we all fuck up sometimes…. it ok, was too long to read anyhow so i never lost mental track of "that ass"

        • Vyle

          Off is the general direction I would like you to fuck

          • suck me dry

            is how i want you to suck me

      • nahmayne

        He does get paid… Thats why they do not use players currently in school. They use professionals.

    • NZ Chiver

      two words….THAT ASS!!!

    • synnful

      Need…to make…babies…

    • Chiver

      This is Pinky and this picture is unnecessarily shopped.

      • JJ7

        Not pinky no tatoos

      • michaeler

        I think you're wrong. Its just a similar photo. There are so many differences

      • edCoder

        JJ7 is right, is not pinky because of the tatoos, but it has been unnecessarily shopped

      • chase

        it is pinky, it was on her site. the bikini bottom is covering up her tats.
        also, Chive, it's seriously starting to piss me off, you 'shopping perfectly awesome asses into gigantic monstrosities. you're RUINING them!

        • Creeper

          Not pinky. Look at the two r2d2 handles, one is skinny metal, the other is thick blue plastic. And where is her left arm decoration bracelet thing

    • David

      That is the hump im looking for

    • Dr. Evil

      Chive, y u no do a Chivettes in Princess Leia bikinis gallery?

    • Frank M

      #25 The force is strong with that ass…and my wiener! 🙂

  • Leo

    #25 nice a$$

    • Mozambique

      2 in the chest 1 in the head

      • R.A.Dickey

        Im pretty sure all the thumbs down think this guy is making a sexual comment. I give you Kudos for the originality of your FU to stupid comments. Mozambique Drill, I see what you did there

    • Notknowing

      Yup, I'm in…

  • pingpong

    #25 r2d2 says "bee bop boo bop" translation…. DAT ASS

  • Derp

    #21 Grown man making pie graphs about cats… Forever Alone 😦

    • Derpette

      C-C-C- Combo Break!

    • Derpette

      C-C-C- Combo Break!

      • JD Turk

        C-C-C- Cock Sucker!

        • JD Turk

          I'm an d bag. and a,so like little boys lol lol

          • JD Turk

            ^^^ Derpette must be on her period.

    • Optimus_prime

      He makes pie graphs because he's a scientist, note the white coat

    • ggggggggggggg

      They ought to give credit where credit is due, that's from http://survivingtheworld.net/.

    • ggggggggggggg

      They ought to give credit where credit is due, that's from http://survivingtheworld.net/.

    • Mak

      He's cute, and i'd much rather date a guy who makes cat graphs than one who plays video games for hours on end…

  • icu

    #9 Soon

    • Crabs Catch'em

      A wild Muk appears!

    • wellies

      acutal sighting of the lochness monster

    • Anomanom

      Get out of the water before it eats you!

    • http://www.facebook.com/mitchell.cogbill Mitchell D Cogbill

      this reminds me of the little mermaid for some reason, im a sad sad little man!

    • https://www.facebook.com/OutlawProductions Corey VanderSleen


  • 3MC

    #4 All that and you can just swim around an end of the wall?? FAIL, China. Fail.

    • Andy Valentine

      You know it's not one continuous wall for end to end of the country, right? It's lots of smaller walls, with plenty of starts and ends

      • DaddyD

        It was supposed to be one continuous wall. Parts have fallen down over time, and some parts were never completed.

    • DaddyD

      Have fun swimming while the archers who man the wall rain arrows down on your head.

      • Tylrd67

        All that and you can just swim around an end of the wall just out of arrow range? FAIL, DaddyD. Fail.

        • Dick Salad

          Were talking about Mongols here…. and logistics. You don't just fucking 'swim' an army out of arrow range. Trying to get thousands of people to swim around the wall would be a logistical nightmare oh and they need all of their supply train as well. Pretty sure the Chinese had a navy to blockade sea routes as well…

      • Urethra Franklin

        Then we will fight in the shade!

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Hahahahahaha solid reference

    • dirtysteve99

      Hard to swim an entire mongolian army around , ad I don't think they liked boats all that much.

    • Bangerang

      Just like the US border in San Diego.

      • Pablo

        what border?

        • StupidHurts


      • dirtysteve99

        There a lot of Mongolian warlords threatening the US there? And what about the Canadian border, need to keep the moos out eh?

        • Clutch101

          Interesting…. The American dictionary must be different from our Canadian one…. We spell it – moose.

          • dirtysteve99

            I'm not American, but I did make a typo.

    • ConstableDubs

      Everyone knows Mongolians can't swim.

      • mickey

        …or Mexicans

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Havent u guys seen mulan?? Theyll just grappling hook that shit netime neplace

  • Picard_

    #11 Why can't I hold all these doves?

    • Miff

      Danny "Dove" eto

  • NomNomNom

    #5 …..yes

    • map

      Mind the gap…

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #1 Tech support for babies hasn't been the same since they outsourced it to India.

    • tralfaz

      He's booking an exorcism for the evening.

    • Dale

      OK God.I touched it on the head with the cross. Now what?

  • this.

    #17 Ah look they made boobs how nice.

    • Meh...

      Who needs 5 garages…

      • Mitt Romney


  • BabyfartMagizax

    #25 [Insert extraordinarily lame comment here]

    • http://www.facebook.com/luke.talbot Luke Talbot

      That's the best recursive comment I've ever read, well done!

      • dirtysteve99

        you don't understand recursion

        • edCoder

          To understand recursion one must first understand recursion.

          • dirtysteve99

            Ah, the computer science mantra.

    • USA

      *insert pathetic attempt at trying to be funny/insulting by quoting a move/comedian/or tv show and trying to pass it off as my own*

    • guthrie

      Babyfart is just mad cause he didn't get first.

    • JHNWRL

      i'll like to insert something completely different………

  • p$d

    #14 close enough

  • NomNomNom

    #8 I have one of those

  • J.K.H.

    #9 "It's a TRAP!"

    • SWa

      look over there! I never imagined such a creature

    • Lunch_Box


  • 3MC

    #28 I bet that's a wig.

    • _Like_a_Boss_

      More like inside is the first quest of the chain so you can were this as a wig.

  • That

    #25 Wow! Id like to see the front as well…find out if she's R2doubleD2

    • Zedhere

      Pinky is HAWT all around!

  • Trav1121

    #20 Great air and rotations but he is ginna lose points for that landing. XD

    • Un-impressionable

      Nailed it for face plant style points

  • Bob

    You know you have insomnia on the east coast when this becomes super late night awesomness

  • rromero

    #29 the new generation socializing

    And I'd call him CatGuiver #26

    • Not Again

      The Zombie Apocalypse has begun….#29

      • Hutch

        And the sad thing is there all talking to each other

    • Lisa

      For one of my jobs I work at a restaurant. I've introduced a game to some tables. Everyone puts their cell phone in the middle of the table. Whoever has to check it first, picks up the majority of the tab. It makes people interact with those who they are actually with. 🙂

  • MattKL

    #25 Mother of God!

    • Un-impressionable

      maybe she is, maybe she's not but she does have a rather prominent ass

      • chase

        shopped. the original is elsewhere on here. search for "pinky"

  • 2Dogs
    • More Door

      One doesn't simply just post a random youtube link without explanation.

      • Dogs

        i just did. its been a rough weekend.

        • Un-impressionable

          that's quite a tale

          • 2Dogs


  • Road crew Ryan

    Find her

    • Hans

      Pretty sure that is Pinky.

      Unfortunately, I think she confirmed last time that this picture, #25, was photoshopped which is a travesty since she is damn fine and doesn't need it.

      • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

        She did???? Who would do that!!!

        • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

          Pretty sure Pinky is not the one who shopped it.

          • No Shit


            • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

              Apparently the sarcastic tone of "pretty sure" is lost here.

              • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

                I met that she confirmed that the photo was shopped, I must have used a poor wording

      • Hutch

        No tats on this girls lower back,, Pinky's I feel would be at lease showing

      • Dale

        Pinky is hot for sure, but not as hot as this ass!

  • bones

    #25 The Cell Phone 5k

    • bones

      #29! epic fail

      • USA

        no. there's nothing "epic" about it.

  • press

    #26. "No zombies will get me up here."

  • B Dub

    #9 Please…..just don't go in there! Look what it'll do to you! 😁

    #25 Just… Oh. My. God!! That's the hump we've been looking for!

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