It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (26 Photos)

  • anon

    Happy Monday indeed. #26

    • suck me dry

      all the way off

    • anon

      Thanks everyone, I knew that picture would get me thumbs up. Now I can get on with the rest of my day.

  • Armed Ann Dangerous

    #17 Not the Johnny Bravo that I grew up with. The suit would not fit him.

    • LucretiusCarus

      Well-placed Brady Bunch reference. Thumbs up from me.

      • Armed Ann Dangerous

        These young kids just do not understand the classics.

  • givethedjabj

    #7 PMSL Btw Hello Hammy x

    • Hammy

      Leave me outta this asshat

  • absolutcarcrazy

    #9, New meaning to the term shit-faced.

    • White Russian

      i'll take one with a Mudslide in it

  • Jay


    challenge accepted

    • Groggy

      Not America, that monster is from Japan. There's a video on Youtube, that pic was taken from it. Spoiler: the guy doesn't even come close to finishing it.

  • Jin Jung

    #11 F#CK YEAH AMERICA!!!

  • Jb Van Camp

    #14 guess I'm trustworthy..

    • Notknowing

      Yup. I'm in that camp…

    • guest

      I like big butts, and I ain't gonna lie!

  • MylesofStyles

    #9 This was specifically invented for Mexican beer.

    • Tecate La Ropa

      You misspelled " ' Merican", Gringo

  • Tom

    #12 Billy Mays is back!

    • Jeremy Warren

      Hi! Baby Mays here. I want to tell you about all the sleep and sex you won't be getting for the next 18 months…

  • BigSleepy

    #12 How did you get my baby picture?

  • Heh

    #17 When we were kids, Johnny Bravo hadn't been invented yet.

    • Heh

      Thumbs down? Sorry, kids.

  • MMky

    #23 ITS BOURBON ! WTF!!!!!!!!!!! NOT WHISKEY!!!!!

    • Heh
    • Static

      Bourbon IS whiskey (note, it says whiskey on the bottle) – whiskey, is not always bourbon though. pffft

    • Big Poppa

      True, whiskey comes only from Celts

    • so what

      eh it doesn't matter. This is the worst of the cheap stuff

      • Dave

        Cheap stuff? Makers is about $40 a bottle. Da f@ck you drinkin'?

      • shelbymac

        Worst of the cheap stuff? Makers is one of the top quality and top priced whiskeys on the shelf. To get much better you have to get into the limited release stuff. There are many more cheaper whiskeys out there than there are higher priced ones.

        • Oli

          It may be "top priced" at your local trailer park liquor store. If you think $40 is the good stuff I feel sorry for you…just saying

          • Grown man

            It's the same price as Jack Daniel's and 90 proof instead of 80.

            • Juan David Arias

              First of all, no one wants to drink Jack. If you want a good bourbon around that same price and you don't want to get sick, try Woodford Reserve.

              • MaceofBass

                Workin' on a bottle now, fantastic Bourbon. As for an Irish malt, I like Bushmills Black for my money

          • shelbymac

            Feel sorry for me? I have been selling the stuff for over ten years. I have had whiskeys ranging from a $6 bottle of Ancient Age to a $300 bottle of Van Winkle.
            There are only a few main stream bourbons available in the $30-$40 price range. Jack Daniel's (Yes, it is a bourbon, it's just made in Tennessee), Makers Mark, Buffalo Trace, Jim Beam, Wild Turkey, and a few smaller brands. Anything above those are classified as "Top shelf" like Woodford Reserve, Angels Envy and Knob Creek or are limited release like George T Stagg and Van Winkle from Sazerac.
            If you want to compare notes I'm all for it. What exactly is your definition of the "good stuff?" I am interested in knowing.

            • Oli

              Penis…the good stuff is penis.

              • shelbymac

                On the rocks or neat?

                • Tillman61

                  shelbymac, you finished that up rather nicely. Well played. In your honor I will have some Crown Royal on the rocks later tonight. That's the best I got in the house right at the moment.

                  • shelbymac

                    Ah, Crown. I think I may join you. I don't have any Purple bag but I do have a small amount of Cask 16 left. That sounds tasty, thanks for the idea.

    • discowheels

      It says whiskey right on the bottle….

      • Vinegar

        Actually no – it says Whisky on the bottle. Whiskey tends to be used for Scotch, Whisky for bourbon.

  • Knockout_Ned

    #22 If you look really close, that's actually Snooki on the right.

    • WelfareDept

      A wild Snooki appeared … Kill it!!!

      • Un-impressionable

        and stupid Ned on the left

    • Byron_Black

      I know Ned, but I was looking at the cute one.

  • ChrisDG74

    #14 But, never trust a big butt and a smile. (Bell Biv Devoe)

    • BigSleepy

      That girl is poison.

      • Notknowing

        I'd rather inject the poison.

        • ihojdsr

          i'd rather you inject poison too.

  • Shannon Coverdale

    #3 You don't say

    • techno_viking

      We landed on the moon!

  • tv_paul

    #13 He's been watching too many "My Name Is Earl" reruns.

  • Mark Deering

    Starting to make my case of the Mondays go away!
    #14 and #26

  • suckit

    Keep calm and Whore on Chivettes.

    • dirtysteve99

      You are the moral compass this world needs.

      • dood

        i lol'd hard

  • ivseenbetter

    #22 Less disgusting than the resident Chive skanks.

    • WelfareDept

      You are obviously looking at the wrong chive… This is "TheChive"! where the women are smokin HOT and you probably still sleep with your mom…

      • iveseenbetter

        Sleep with my mom? How could we possibly sleep with all that fuckin' we do? Sure, sometimes dad will doze off in the middle of the three-way, but he always makes sure our balls touch at least a couple times before taking a nap.

    • Tru Chiver

      you shut up. this is the the chive, where alternate opinions are NOT welcome in these parts. we need to keep a steady stream of attention whores sending in their pictures, so we need to tell them they're GODDESSES!! now fuck off before i accuse you of having sex with your parents or still living in your mom's basement because you don't agree with us. KCCO

      • lol


      • RDS

        That's what we need, so that's what we need to do. Correct on all counts.

  • echogeo

    Ask any family therapist.

  • JLam

    #12 just imagine what his nuts are rockin…

  • TheTexan

    #11…..Been bitch slapping other countries since 1776!

    • Oli

      Ha ha yeah this is true, seeing as how this pic is actually from Japan.

    • 49809

      if you don't count Vietnam, the war of 1812(yes, America was repelled by THE FUCKING CANADIANS), etc.

      • TheTexan

        You man bud?

  • heathclif


    Maybe my resolution isn't high enough but I see no ninja. Must be one sneaky ninja hiding in the shadows.

    • JLBugbee

      I couldn't see it either…maybe he is just that good!

      • NEchivette

        me either

    • trl87

      Yeah, I started looking too. Then you realize: IT'S A FUCKING NINJA!!!!

    • Hippoman

      Count the number of lamps and the number of lamp shadows.


    #5 The Bernie

  • Boston Rugger

    #15 Do the Borg count as zombies?

    • RDS

      they definitely qualify as zombies with a touch of vampire.

      And they won a big victory at werewolf 359 😉

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