‘Merican-sized food: And we wonder why we’re a nation of fat people (25 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/jbvancamp Jb Van Camp

    #10 Creepy!

    • TyL

      I don't think anyone wonders why America is a nation of fat people…

    • Prophetable

      Looks like John Wayne Gacy in his Pogo the Clown outfit.

    • ZachBob

      I thought those hot dogs were a baby's arms…

      • Bill Boner

        I see dicks in it

  • AJG

    Im hungry!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/adel.arellano Adel Arellano

      ta lo!

    • Vent187

      Me too! Orange County fair this week. Can't wait to eat everything deep fried and over-sized.

  • moe

    Merica, fuck yeah!

    • etcrr

      #2 is not in Merica btw..

      • goglas

        Who cares?

      • Oli

        Thanks tips, half of them are not, I dont think that was really the point of the post

        • Dr_Fap

          I am pretty sure it was the point of the post given that "merican" is in the title.

      • twoscrewsloose

        Hey Chive, when do we get to see "Urrrup"

        Europe has just as many of not more dumb ass shit than we do

  • poboi850

    future fatasses of America

    • Guest

      Everyone in the US is a future fatass

      • poboi850

        true enough

      • 49809


        • guest

          looks like someone is from a country that lost a war to merika

          • 'Merica

            hell yeah hell yeah

  • manamal

    #25..ladies,your doing this right!

    • saltygary

      you're not.

      • saltygaryfagboy

        You're pretentious.

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      those girls… they're in on it

    • ronnydump

      I see they did learn something in college…

    • allwhores

      They must be chivettes.

    • oldboy

      I love sluts

      • placenta_smoothie

        and chlamidia

    • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills

      how many licks does it take to get to the center of an 18" corn dog?

  • AboutGorramTime

    #24 That is a fantastic expression

    • Hotmess

      That's the one she made when she saw my wiener (dog)

    • spliggs

      Find her?

  • Michael

    #25 Giggity Giggity Giggity

    • slutalert

      Chivettes meet your sisters.

  • XL22

    I am a real American fight for the rights of every man!

    • Johnny K.

      These are definitely "Hogan" sized meals!

  • http://www.facebook.com/adel.arellano Adel Arellano

    #25 insert photoshop picture….

  • tv_paul

    #25 This looks more like an audition then a meal for these 2.

    • Notknowing

      two girls, one dog…

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #5 is shopped. Badly.

    • Blue bronco

      Yeah, Artie would never eat anything so small. Bababooey!

    • Bash Joker

      i know, right? Looks nothing like Artie Lang…

  • Shiguy

    I like what is happening here #25

  • saltygary

    #15 Bloomberg would not be pleased.

    • Lunch_Box

      Fuck Bloomberg and his big government bullshit.

      • saltygary

        Fuck diabetes wanting mother fuckers who jack up health costs for the rest of us.

        • Lunch_Box

          It's not the job of the government to try and control diabetes and obesity, no matter what the health cost is.

  • Optimus_prime

    #7 mmm with whiz

    • Yourmom

      it's wit whiz

      • pat

        its wiz wit

    • TrainDr

      So that is a cheese steak.

  • Morgan

    All I have to say is holy shitt. And #3 looks soooooo good I had a 5×5 one time o so good it was like 8 bucks

    • Gabe

      Morgan Dawson?

    • Maytrix

      Looking at that just makes me want to barf…

    • Fjcruise

      Sadly, they won't do this anymore. I topped out at 7×7 in high school. Was blocked up for 3 days. 😉

    • Jack

      #3 is the grossest thing on here.

  • Rocus423


    This is the big pie in the sky pizza challenge. Only about 11lbs of pizza that has to be eaten between 2 people in under an hour.

    • Euroranger

      Isn't that the pizzeria down the street from Kennesaw State? Looks like it.

      Oh, regardless of size, the pizza itself is quite good there.

    • 2hottiesbumpinuglies

      Its in my home town and that place has the best DAMN PIZZA I have ever had! Kennesaw, GA!

  • jt1120

    #25 the girl on the right is a player, but not the one on the left. maybe this pic should be filed under "instructional?"

    • Bob

      The girl on the right has a ring on her finger…

  • DevilDog2012

    I'm starting to hate how liberal Chive is… 1st. most of the people in this post aren't fat; 2nd. have you even been to Europe?? I did 2 tours to Iraq and 2 deployments to Europe, guess what chive, there were fat people there too! Even though I think obesity ifs a huge problem in America, to say we are "a nation of fat people" is ludicrous! We have the right to eat whatever we want and we have to exercise whenever we want! If you want to get fat, that's gross, but its your freakin right that I fought for! If you want to spend 14 hours a day in gym and be a roid head thats your f-ing right too! F YOU CHIVE!

    • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

      Cool story bro

      • Hendrix

        Can you tell another story? I like stories. Your stories are neat.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      how is any of that liberal?

      • Indeed

        Liberals are bad, m'kay

    • mrkerrdontplay

      globalization my friend. america still excels in manufacturing processed foods. american companies like mcdonald's, yum brands, pepsico, etc essentially produce cancer-causing poisons. they are just delicious cancer-causing poisons.

      • MikeOverHere

        Of course they are. I just want to pinch your cheeks, mrkerr. You repeat things you have just heard without comprehension just like my 2-year-old.

        • mrkerrdontplay

          i don't get the condescending slight. didn't mean to offend you or any of the fatty foods you hold dear. apologies.

    • Wet_tosti

      Realy you joined the army so people back home still have the right to become fat? Eehhmm.. Thanks for your service i think?

      • Lunch_Box

        I think your missing his point.

        • Ham Sandwich

          pay more attention in school. I think you're missing an important grammar lesson

          • Lunch_Box

            You might want to check your own shit before correcting others, douche nozzle. Pay, not pay, last time I checked a sentence starts with a capital letter.

      • Navy man

        Plus he was in the Marines, not the Army. And he does have a point.

    • gabe

      Soooooo what you're saying is that its true but posting pics about it on Chive isssssss bad?……..yall know you did fight for the right not to look at this Website too.

      • Lunch_Box

        Also missing his point.

        • christina

          I think you're missing the point of this website

    • Damian

      So are you defending obesity? Yes current studies indicate Europe has closed the over weight gap, but considering we have more per capita that doesn't really matter, also we don't have universal health care to take care of the heart disease, diabieties ( this costs the government billions) or other countless problems. And the numbers in Europe only started to match the US when we imported stuff like McDonalds KFC and other American restaurants. So instead of saying oh no the rest of the world is fat also, how about we change the culture because nothing good comes from being overweight. You should know, highest numbers of liposuction are in the military to avoid being released because they are over the weight restrictions.

      • Alex

        +1 for logic!

        • Tru Chiver

          logic is very un-chive like. KCCO

    • stu

      Relax – don't have a heart attack over a fu*cking post.

    • fish

      Don't be hatin, Dog. The Chive is not political. It appreciates the job the Military does and is always proving that. So KCCO, Doggie Devil Dog.

    • chipwrecks

      lighten up Francis

    • suck me dry

      suck me all the way off.

      • Captain Planet

        This guy is hilarious.

    • Bob

      Here's a crazy thought…

      Since it's America and we're free to do as we please (thank you for your service by the way), if you don't like the posts here then don't look at them any more. Problem solved. Quit your whining.

      • MikeOverHere

        OK, everyone, we're saved! Bob's here to tell when and where and how we should express our thoughts and opinions. Thank God.

    • videologic

      theChive is always making fun of other countries, and the comments even more so. Just see any of the japan posts. Why shouldnt it also make fun of its own country – in fact i think if you are gonna laugh at other countries, you should laugh at your own also

      • Guest

        What did you fight for? You didnt fight shit. This isn't 1942, and just because you can't get a real career you join a little "gun club"… Don't preten like you're a service for anyone

        • Oli


        • MikeOverHere

          Guest = liberal arts major pissed off because he's making only $32K but feels he deserves more because he's smarter than…I dunno…someone.

    • christina

      Someone needs a visit from a chivette

    • KaseyGeorge

      Actually, when people choose to be fatassed, it imposes on my freedom, my financial freedom that is. $147 Billion is what obesity cost the US in 2010. Why should people who eat right, and are fit, pay premiums jacked up to cover the large?

      • Johnny K.

        Obesity, although very unhealthy, is only a portion of the health care issue. Lets not blame U.S. health being in the shitter solely on the overweight and obese. I wonder how many billions of dollars were spent on health care due to overwhelming stupidity? Remember when you went into the emergency room with a G.I Joe stuck in your ass? That imposed on my financial freedom as well. I'm sure if you really crunched the numbers, there are more dummies than fatties…

        Now, I'm gonna get me some cheeseburgers!!! And a G.I. Joe… 🙂

        • Quidam589

          Very true, its not just obesity that is causing the healthcare problems, you also have people choosing to smoke cancer sticks, alcohol abuse, and piss poor driving that cause injuries and death.

      • MikeOverHere

        According to AAA, automobile accidents cost America $164.2 billion (google it). According to your logic, our right to drive should be taken away. I bet you are the loudest person in the world when someone rightly calls you a fascist.

    • Derp

      wait… Iraq was a threat to our freedom to get fat?? I don't watch Fox News, so I must have missed that one..

    • Alex

      And it is Chive's RIGHT to make such a post. Freedom applies to everyone equally right ? I live in Quebec, Canada and there are fat people here too but you don't see every fast food restaurant offering super sizes.

    • msee

      Dude must have left to get a snack.

    • Sailor Jerry

      Marines cant grammer!

    • oldboy

      I'm a vet too and you are a dick

    • Shrouded Day

      DevilDog, thanks for your service. But now that you've gone and told The Chive off with your last statement, I don't want to see you on here again. Otherwise, you're a hypocrite.

      • Lotus

        Yeah because chivers are SUCH badasses. Murica = fat was beaten to death before this site even started, I can't fathom how the joke can even be remotely amusing anymore.

    • Mike

      Easy Killer! What about freedom of speech? I think that extends to written and graphical content pretty easily. I'm a veteran to, and I've seen a few things myself. Your right, there are fat people all over, how does that justify attacks on free speech?

    • Socialist Chiver


    • jay

      Who cares what u think USA is fat land

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    Screw quality!

    We do QUANTITY here!

    • R-Dub

      Shut up and go back to America bashing. Spout off some more of your made up facts too while you are at it.

      • gergggg

        anyone for coffee is a fuckstick.

        • AnyoneForCoffee

          Ah, how delicately precious!

          Now man the fuck up.

        • IOheww

          i'm a proud american, but you two are idiots.

  • r00s7a

    #3 does not disgust me…. *drool*

    • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

      this picture made me want some in n out for lunch. and dinner. i feel so bad for those who live on the east coast and don't get this delicious treat in their hometown.

    • erica

      that was a test to see how big of a burger In N Out would make. It's 100×100.

      They no longer make any burger larger than a 4×4. The more you know…

  • freshfraser

    It's not the portion size, if there's no market then people won't make this crazy stuff. So get some goddamn self-control and eat a normal portion size!

    • videologic

      except these aren't average meals, are they. They are clearly novelty, publicity items liek when someone makes the worlds biggest pancake, they are not doing it cause they feel a bit hungry

  • xuocram

    #5 artie lange is really letting himself go

    • mrkerrdontplay

      he's been letting himself go his entire life lol

    • Meh

      He looks to be a couple pepperonis away from a heart attack.

    • calvin

      ARTIE..Come back to stern!

    • chipwrecks

      Photoshopped and that picture is from like 5 years ago

      • IrishInNJ

        What chipwrecks said.

  • https://www.facebook.com/neves.machado.5 Ricardo Neves Machado

    First thing I think when I see #25 is definitely not corn dog. And second thing is not food either. That's dirty.

    • teebone

      out of all the comments ab this picture, your's is clearly the least clever. Congrats. Keep up the mediocre commentary.

      • Joe

        Haha you replied to the most boring post on here. That makes you and I even less clever than he. ( o Y o )

  • http://www.facebook.com/scott.northcott.9 Scott Northcott

    #4 made an attempt at this at Denny's Beer Barrel Pub. It did not end well

  • mrkerrdontplay

    #3 is a delicious gangbang of gluttony. and it turns me the eff on.

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