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July 9, 2012 |
In: FAIL, Funny, Owned
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Category: FAIL, Funny, Owned
#19 CAN'T. READ. A. FUCKING. WORD.
#18. Listen up, Teens, this explains everything you need to know about the Friendzone. If you're interested, kiss her. If that doesn't work out, move on. Don't waste your time, cuz there's way more where she came from. And no girl can use you without your permission. Don't be such a Pussy!
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They're more in to 'foldin money.
Look up comedian Dwayne Perkins. This is one of his jokes! Funny dude
#15 At least the guy gets to friendzone the girl every once in a while
SO EPIC… i was recently friendzoneded for the first time in mylife…. and i went all out with this girl, and when i say all out im talkin vacations across europe. ego is super sore right now, as well as bank account.
You, Sir, are a bigger Idiot than most. You drained your Bank Account for a high five and a "You're the sweetest friend I've ever known?" I hope you learned a hard lesson!
Spending your money on a friendzoner is a GIANT no-no.
#24 fial lol
#14 lemme guess, he ain't much to look at. Brittany honey you might as well take your vagina and glue to the nearest anus you find cos that's what you're gonna end up with
Was friendzoned, then met my wife. When other woman found out she told me she wanted me to move in and loved me… TOO LATE. Now have great life with awesome chick, original chick alone, sad and wanting a baby. awwwww. Alonezoned!
Welcome to the friend zone!
I'll play lots of games.
I got everything you want but you'll never ever get it from me.
Cause I'm a very sexy girl.
And you'll treat me very nice.
I'll tell you I love you honey, but you'll never ever stay the night.
Welcome to the friend zone!
It'll bring you to your kn-kn-kn-kn-knees knees.
Hey Meanies Mom! If you're not a pig we should hook up.
#17 Oh yea, he was totally taking a picture of your nails!
#12 The "like a brother" line is the sniper bullet to the head inside the friendzone. No respawn, no insert token to continue, no load from last saved checkpoint,… you're done.
If she describes you as "Sweet" or "Like a Brother", she ain't interested and you ain't gettin any EVER'!!!!! Move on, little Bro. Don't waste your precious time.
#18 is the goddamn truth.
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If I ever get friend zoned, I will definitely punch myself in the dick.
Guys friendzone themselves. If you want to get the girl, you should emotionally manipulate them into feeling that they need to sleep with you in order to gain some sort of self validation. Nailing girls is so easy once you learn how to be a terrible human being."
You know, a girl has to be a retard to not see what's in front of her face when this shit happens. 1. Flowers every valentines? Girl: "Im retarded, I have no idea why he would do that…" 2. Guy holding her purse while she walks? Who packed the fucking thing and took it with them? Hmmmm. Stands to reason actually. Girl: "I'm going to pack a bunch of things in this bag and maybe, if I feel like it, I'll take out something I want. A lot like a dick in a box wouldn't you say?
Just because this guy is doing nice things for her doesn't mean she needs to date/fuck him. She has the right to not like a guy, and if he's pretending to be her friend but is only looking for more, well that's not a genuine friend.
This is pretty depressing. I'd say that's 30% that it always sucks no matter what when you like someone and they don't like you back, and 60% the fact that rather than accepting that it sucks, some people, especially young ones who don't know better, don't understand and instead end up following some girl around like a puppy hoping one day they'll all of a sudden realize they're attracted to you and make passionate love to you in the bathroom of whatever amusement park you're at while spending your money in attempts to win them plush toys. I blame televisions and movies. They plant twisted ideas in people's heads, make kids think that the 'nice guy' always wins everything eventually just so long as he's super duper nice all the time.
Oh, and the other 10% is the fact that there are actually a number of girls out there who are in denial or legitimately don't recognize that any time a male really wants to be their friend, almost guaranteed they're attracted to them on some level. Obviously it isn't always the male who's pretending to want to be friends when in reality he simply finds the other person in question attractive, but it is much more often.
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The girl in the first pix is just down cause his "hands" aren't as big as the others
#13 should be in heels if she's gonna wear that dress. The rest of these idiots need to grow a pair and tell these chicks HEY EITHER PUT OUT WITH ME or I'm leavin'. Only a fucking idiot ends up friendzoned. You want a piece of advice ladies, MEN DON'T DO ANYTHING NICE UNLESS THEY WANT IN YOUR PANTS! We aren't interested in being your friend, we're interested in putting our cocks in you.
My advise to all current frieindzoners who dont want to take #24 advice show interest and flirt with other girls in her pressence. If that doesn't work then go with 24 or deal with it.
Dude tell her how you feel, if she doesn't like you like that, move on.
hey, girls get friend zoned too…
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