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July 9, 2012 |
In: FAIL, Funny, Owned
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Category: FAIL, Funny, Owned
I feel for every single one of these guys. I really do. Every single girl I've known since my ex has friend zoned me.
so so sad..idk whether to cry or laugh at these poor saps
#17 definitely gay
hey chive stop posting photos of kids who look under 18 at least blur the faces
Will everyone please rise and make a moment of silence for our brothers in the friendzone. May their souls and dignity rest in heavenly peace
What's wrong with just being friends with a girl? Why is that such a terrible thing?
There is nothing inherently wrong with the act of being friends with a girl. However, are you really so naive that you believe most guys would be friends with a girl without having any sort of attraction? The possible exception is having mutual friends and becoming friends due to circumstance. Do you really believe a guy looks at a girl from across the room (or bar or whatever) and thinks, "Man, she looks like she has a great personality, I better go try to be friends!"?
Shocking news of the day – 95% of your guy friends would do you if they had the chance. Some may give up after awhile and become genuine friends, but whether they admit it or not I assure you they either at some point wanted or still want to bang you. I can't believe I have to explain this, that's why guys get so mad about it.
That being said, guys who get friendzoned deserve 50% of the blame for being too big of pussies to close the deal or at least make an attempt to say their true feelings. You can't be friendzoned without your consent, the guys puts themselves in that position and should opt out when the girl does not reciprocate the feeling instead of going further into the shadowy friendzone. Some guys do need to understand just because they're nice doesn't mean they deserve to have sex with a girl if she doesn't want to, thus the equal blame on both parties.
TL:DR – The girl is either naive or a manipulative egomaniac, and the guy has no balls.
Laughed so hard at 21
#18 Dwayne Perkins!!
Friendzone=you're a pussy. If you're pretty sure you're not a pussy, then you're ugly. It's an ugly pussy catch-22.
They are all is all pathetic.
*they are all pathetic.
#16 FTW – youre gonna have a bad time
If a woman cant see how good it is to have a guy that wants to do more then just fuck, they either don't understand life, or just don't find you attractive. Do you want to be with someone who has low sexual interest or romantic interest in you. If you are just friends you can either stop hanging out so much, or get your head on straight and be real. Dont ever limit yourself to a lost cause, because there are 1000's girls to pick from.
I never internalize it. People have preferences and no shame in that. Talk to people who are older that have happy relationships they are good advice.
#17 He's obviously not gay, you can tell by the shitty job he did.
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Y.O.U. apostrophe R.E. is "You are" Y.O.U.R. is your. #16
#24 I would tell you that my girlfriend said your spelling is atrocious…
Holy shit! You were nice to a woman and she didn't immediately fuck you? What a cunt!
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