Canada is a dangerous place (Video)

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  • alex

    How the hell was that report about having a phone in your bedroom? Secondly, why the hell was that report even done?

  • Devon Lasher

    Oh yes, I truly love being Canadian. We have such little headline crimes that we report on chip theft.

  • Lisa


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  • AlbertaChivette

    Fuckin love my country! We're so bad ass :)

  • Jdub ottawa

    Gotta try no name chessies from loblaws, best ever!

    • Tim

      Does Bob own that store?

  • gclark

    Woah that made the news? Must of been a slow day in Victoria lol. I love my city.

  • mith

    Just goes to show you can't trust those damn Canadians…

  • guest

    It's the best place ever!! rah rah rah rah!!! Low crime?! Free healthcare?!?

    Who's moving there first? C'mon, let's do it!


  • AZYCanada

    What happened to the good old days where you could just leave a bag of excellent chips and the drunk college students would just leave it alone…. Canada has changed….

  • Saanichtonite

    omg I live there, it's becoming a huge problem. I just can't find those chips

  • MDID

    This is truly a dark day for Canadians everywhere. A black eye that may never heal properly for Victoria. If it wasn't for our amazing healthcare, judicial system and thriving economy…i would be tempted to give up my Canadian citizenship and I am sure I will not be the only one. It's a complete and utter outrage and I thank my lucky stars that the local new channel dedicated time, resources and money to this most important story ( i would go as far to say this is akin to war crimes and crimes against humanity, like genocide….but i figure i wont necessarily be taken seriously if I did, so i will bite my tongue) All those year spent visiting my friends at Uvic only to find out now, that ruthless chip thieves were walking among us. I for one, no longer feel safe leaving my knock off brand of potato chips in my open garage. What if they had been rice chips or -god forbid- corn chips?? I shudder to even think about. A life sentence – at the very least- would have been completely justified. I don't know if I will ever be the same again. I feel incomplete, lost, scared…..alone…..

    • Karl

      Hey if it bleeds it leads. But in Canada we don't have enough death and blood to fill a news cast so its these stories that make up the balance.

      God bless our boring ass (SAFE) country.

  • matt


  • thrillho

    Wonder if the FBI got involved?

    • Tom

      so much fail

  • Tnert Eel Enroht

    lol telling ya only in Canada would this make the freakin news! lol Got to love Canadian sense of humour man!

  • Joe

    That has got to be the funniest shit ever. Damn hippies on Vancouver Island stealing chips. HAHAHAHAHA! Move to Port Moody where gangsters are shooting themselves down the road at the local starbucks!

  • krypto092108

    Maybe the cop thought it was funny, and the rest of the world thought it was funny, But now that those two dopey b****es have been charged and are likely to be found guilty, even if they only have to do comserv, The Criminal Record they get should follow them for a hell of a long time.

    Criminal records, without a doubt, for what ever, regardless of the severity, should be taken into consideration before any job interview, or interview prior to entering education(College, University or Technical.).
    Humourless? You bet. Especially when the law is at stake.

    • Tim

      The fact that they were charged with "breaking and entering" is absurd. There was no breaking at all. The door was open. This is petty theft and will be plead down to the lowest possible charges so that it doesn't affect their futures.

      If a crime like this costs them opportunities in life, it's completely unfair.

      • krypto092108

        Of course, to be cost oppurtinities in life because of momentary stupidity is more than fair, it's EMINENTLY FAIR. Stupid is as Stupid does… How can being treated like your stupid for acting stupid be unfair?

  • Andy

    Knowing UVIC (and I do), these girls were probably hot as hell.

  • mejh77

    "the chips sell for a dowlar a begg"

  • J.C. Disco

    Hahahaha! Look at those stupid Canadians with their free healthcare, better infant mortality and standard of living rates, FAR lower crime rate, ability to mind their own business in foreign military affairs and generally happier people!!! What a bunch of assholes!!!

  • Blue Balls.

    BBQ chips…the new date-rape bait for drunk, easy chicks.
    "Hey Baby, you want some? Just open your drunk mouth and I'll take care of the rest."

  • Moknowsbest

    this is exactly why no one takes Canada serious anymore

  • KillinTime

    F that I'm going to stay in merica where I know me and my chips are safe!… Wait

  • Euroranger

    Wait…Zellers is closing? GDSM.

    Oh, and Canada really does have the best flavors of chips. Pickle, ketchup and hickory barbecue amongst others…and that had salt and vinegar long before America discovered it.

    • Peter

      You didn't know Zellers is closing? They're opening up Target to replace most of the Zellers, give Walmart a run for their $ hopefully.

  • Manpitt

    I can't believe they didn't end " in what has to be the slowest news day of the year."

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