Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • MattyDeuce

    #5 Look at those titties…in the mirror!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      There's your average Chiver for ya! Mantits! Mantits he sees!

      – the one you love to hate

      • Joe

        let's see yours.

        • Un-impressionable

          be careful what you wish for, you may get it, Seeing Paula's mantits could be hazardous to your health

    • DaddyD

      Man boobs

      • hello please


  • MattyDeuce

    #7 That shark is gonna be hungry in a half hour

    • DaddyD


      • Boner

        no thats just funny

      • Go Hoosiers

        NO…it's funny, and it's true, my wife is Asian, an I'm ready for another snack after I eat her too! mmmm

        • <3 Chinese Take Out

          Boomsauce, sir. Well played!

    • TulsaSmartassChiver


    • Yo Mamma


  • Still_Counts


    She the bomb… no pun intended 😀

  • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

    #13 shouldnt have shopped at walmart then!

    • spucifer

      Im not a Hipster or a DJ so I've never had this problem. Is it that common?

      • Me.

        wth are you going on about?

        • Heh

          I think spucifer thought it was a record. I did too, until I realised that it clearly wasn't.

          • The_Dood

            I've never seen a tag directly on a record either. It's always on the cover. I've ruined a few album covers in my time because most stores put the sticker under the plastic sleeve.

            • Unfkngblvbl

              It's a paper towel holder….for the record….

              • confused

                thought it was a floor lamp

                • Unfkngblvbl

                  That's be a tiny floor lamp or a big-ass price sticker.

      • iheartboobs

        Its about the bastard shop stickers that are impossible to take off

        Why do some products do that??!!

        • h2ofield

          A little WD-40 will melt that sticker away.

          • The_Dood

            Or lighter fluid.

            • zimzum

              rubbing alcohol

              • D-Wiz


                • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                  Or liquid meth? The good stuff not that pussy skoal colored

  • Frank

    #2 …and not a single tuck was given that naptime.

  • suck me dry

    all the way

    • Beau McFaggy Pants

      I wanna skull fuck you and blow such a hard load you have jizz comming out your nose.

      • Jay

        Very disturbing lol

      • Heywoud Jablome

        That is called the ANGRY SNOW DRAGON! What a great move. Maybe you should think of doing the angry pirate, or give him a jelly donut…

        • Go Hoosiers

          SUCK ME DRY is awesome!
          – Snow Plow – doggy style on white carpet, hittin' it hard, lean over an sweep her arms out, watch her face bounce
          – 8sec Ho-deo – doggy style, no rubber, lean in an tell her you have the AIDS, now see if u can ride it 8-sec before she gets away

          • Douche

            You're a virgin, aren't you? People don't do this bud, I know it's disappointing.

            • Go Hoosiers

              married (insert I fucked your mom joke here) enjoy the notion & entertainment value

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              I think hes just joking…douche. And only faggots say bud

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            Agreed. Keep tradition alive

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        U wanna skull fuk a dude?

  • https://www.facebook.com/remy.kempkes Rémy Kempkes

    #17 just cracked me up

    • Bryan

      i keep laughing at this one. need to scroll away

  • Rollout25

    #25 The person who did this deserves a medal

    • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

      I'm putting chalk in my car to do this now. great idea!

      • LaurenGoMeow

        my thoughts exacty..

        • LaurenGoMeow


      • DumbPhone

        Me too. I think this is going to be a trend…

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Im putting chalk in my car so i can do this to myself. Great way to improvise

    • LA Gretzky

      fuck, Alberta is full of oil and shitty hockey players, nothing else.

    • The_Dood

      I have a feeling that chalk sales are about to skyrocket.

    • Dick Salad

      Be even better if you can draw the 'genius' meme

    • Tom

      I love that that was in Alberta. See that park job everywhere.

  • JJJ

    Moar #5, please?

    • Heh

      I dunno, he's kinda fat

    • Ricardo


      • socket2me

        why moaar ? there are thousands of hotter girls on the net, just saying

        • mike~

          she also looks 14

  • Forrest gump.

    #15 I love ping pong.

    Happy belated bday tom hanks

  • This

    #21 those are some cute ninjas.

    • What_Tha

      I had to watch it about 5 times to get it all.

      • SockMoney17

        I watched it 5 times because they are hot Japanese girls dressed in their school clothes

        • Aggie

          It's the opening to Excel Saga – really freaky and cool anime.

          • Musky

            Actually I think there were doing this

  • ASH

    #2 should I shit my pants now, of after this bottle???

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake


  • stephen


    • Cam


    • caleb

      Paul Blart better boogie out of there.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      And real – this was just recently. It was a great white shark following the kayaker. Great whites have been closing down beaches in north eastern US recently.

  • https://www.facebook.com/jordan.cerqueira.75 Jordan Cerqueira

    #21 sure is awesome

    • Bryan

      pretty neat

  • Mikey

    #13 THE WORST!!!!!!

    • triplecap

      WD40 and a toothbrush is your friend!

      • iheartboobs

        Just dont use YOUR toothbrush!

        • Uh oh

          use your friend's toothbrush.


        Or soap and hot water and rub it off.

    • jjj

      Goo Gone willl do it. Put it on and let it sit a few minutes. The top layer of paper will peel right off, then do another for the remaining glue. Don't use a toothbrush on the brushed stainless steel. It'll scratch.

      The oil that is left from the goo gone can be rubbed off using a damp microfiber cloth.

  • rromero

    #2 proves that style is something that you have to be born with, you does not simply acquire it through time.

    • rromero


    • kyle

      Drop the binky pop the pinky! baby swag

    • OhSomeEvil

      one does not simply

      swag at nap time.

  • Roose1134

    #8 thumbs up!

  • Jacko

    #14 which one should I ride?

    • Jacko

      When did #14 become #6, gawd I suck!!

  • Scott

    these pictures are so awesome that even if i woke up to a monkey screaming and throwing poop in my eyes and all over my room i would still walk out the door to my 8:00 with a smile on my face.

    • Scott's mom

      Go to izismile most of these are taken from the day before.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #13 Serves you right! That's what you get when you buy at those cheap ass stores.

    – the one you love to hate (Fan Testimonial Database is offline for maintenance and adding storage capacity)

    • John

      Shut up, Paula.

    • zighawk73

      What the hell was that, Paula? I've come to expect better from you.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I! Do! Not! Live! Up! To1 Your! Expectations!!1!

        – Fan testimonial: "I wish I could give you 2 very enthusiastic thumbs up for that Paula. You gave me a good laugh 😀 – MissChris"!

    • Wayne

      Die in a grease fire.

    • ...

      That was weak, I look forward to your trolling, now step up your game!

  • Alex A

    #30 has skillz, i can barely parallel park

    • MrHat

      So what you're saying is you're a typical woman?

      • MattKL

        What makes you say that, are they in a kitchen?

      • Habsy

        You mean Asian.

    • PRLaw

      Do you have pics of the truck going down/out of it?

      • TCSthesecond

        How did he turn around?

    • Buzzin_Neon

      saw jamie on mythbusters do something similar…still pretty damn cool…

    • http://twitter.com/xgbarry @xgbarry

      best DMA to date

    • Somethingofarailguy

      It is designed for that. Designed or not though, still pretty freaking awesome.

      For proof: Lookup the Herzog Cartopper

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Hahhahahha ur honesty is comendable

  • GuinessHangover

    fucking fabuloooouuuussss!

    • Go Hoosiers

      ur fabulous, big boi 😉 step away from the Glee marathon & lemme see those jazz-hands

  • Firsttimeseriously

    #21 What kind of kitchen has a chalkboard?

    • Jacko

      Pei Wei

    • mishai

      its kitchen school

    • Go Hoosiers

      One that teaches cooking & Engrish

    • Dr_StrangePants

      ok that's IT — Kitchen jokes have been done to death. I'm sorry, but 3 years of this is enough.

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.munn.9 James Munn

    #18 Where is this?? I wanna see….

    • MattyDeuce

      sweet yearbook pic

      • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

        BOOM!! Got em!

    • http://www.facebook.com/phil.schmaltz.5 Phil Schmaltz

      Its Portland the local news is KATU there

  • thebigbangdito


    Goo be gone.. best stuff for this

    • Uh oh

      which can be purchased at Wal-Mart…..small world.

      • jjj

        Goo Gone is another name …in some galaxy far, far away (ahem Home Depot)

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