This is all true (32 photos)

Epic fail. But on a slighty serious note, what if you were first, what would it prove? That you have no life and sit around refreshing the Chive every 4 seconds? Just curious if there some kind of actual rational floating around that I am missing.

more like captain epispadias

If you only knew…

Its not like I said first or some shit. Ah well I'll just KCCO..

#10

typical dumbass chivers.

Finally got some? Nice!!!

im glad you enjoyed it thanks for cumming great post

"Dad's dicks in the late 80's, early 90's – they were bigger. I think there's something shrinking dad dicks. That should be on 20/20"

Def not goin to the late 80s early 90s

Both yolo and yodo have been misproven
1. Whether you are brought back to life by defibillators or have a heart attack
2. If you belive in reincarnation it becomes infinite.

Texting while driving- #yolo
Condom broke- #ohno
Foreveralone-#solo
Run nigga run-# popo

Dr. Howie Feltersnatch. AKA Tim.

That reflection looks kinda bright actualy

or if you're on some pretty good drugs, 29

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!

It does though. You just need common sense, which sadly, is never listed on the recommended specs.

Spoken like someone who knows shirt about security. As a certified security professional, I'll say a properly patched Windows box is not so simple to break into. Its the dipshits own them that make it easy.

That's not true, it won't allow me to install antivirus over the network if it's on. Other than than, it's crap.

very russian, even the upside down esape sign

Worst comedian ever. We are in for tough times if this is where comedy is headed.
Give me Eddie, Gene, Robin, Richard, or Bill any day.
P.S. If you know there last names and still thumbs down, well fuck you that's why.

Agreed. He on Carlins level for me. Rip George Carlin!

If he dies he dies

you spelled kitchen wrong

Mormons!

Or it's the family from Iowa who had septuplets.

Is it really you, Skrillex?

chuck norris and bruce lee were friends and training buddies…

Which one is still living?

Chuck Norris is a racist intolerant douche. Look it up, he is an asshole

Seems I drank a lot of makers mark with the last girlfriend around……hmmmm