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July 10, 2012 |
In: Facts, Funny
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Category: Facts, Funny
Epic fail. But on a slighty serious note, what if you were first, what would it prove? That you have no life and sit around refreshing the Chive every 4 seconds? Just curious if there some kind of actual rational floating around that I am missing.
more like captain epispadias
Where we are going we dont need roads! #1
If you only knew…
Its not like I said first or some shit. Ah well I'll just KCCO..
typical dumbass chivers.
Finally got some? Nice!!!
No i think hes just trolling. Doing a fine job if i mite add.
Trolling level: sukmedry
*might – stay in school.
Haha oooook spelling police
im glad you enjoyed it thanks for cumming great post
#20 a thank you
#31. Damn, my secret's out!!!
#1 is perhaps the truest thing I've seen all week. Which explains why (a) I want that and (b) … well, yeah.
"Dad's dicks in the late 80's, early 90's – they were bigger. I think there's something shrinking dad dicks. That should be on 20/20"
Def not goin to the late 80s early 90s
Sorry but it isn't funny here either. Maybe another dozen or so comments down it will be.
#31 just made me burst out laughing
#yodo you only die once.
Both yolo and yodo have been misproven
1. Whether you are brought back to life by defibillators or have a heart attack
2. If you belive in reincarnation it becomes infinite.
1 – you didn't really die
2 – believing something doesn't make it true
By the way, "misproven"?
And having a heart attack disproves life and death?
Not believing in something doesn't make it false.
Texting while driving- #yolo
Condom broke- #ohno
Run nigga run-# popo
Posting stuff where other people can read it might not be working out for you.
Stealing tweets from Will Ferrell and posting them on the chive – #nono
Ill post my work cited next time
#19 HAHA I love it!
Dr. Howie Feltersnatch. AKA Tim.
The Gloveless Wonder! Lol
#21 – Sadly, yes! #29 – Dbag level 1000!
That reflection looks kinda bright actualy
Sometimes people take pictures with a flash….
All the more reason, richardson
or if you're on some pretty good drugs, 29
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!
PLease tell me you know where that's from?
#5 Truth, that thing doesn't do shit
It does though. You just need common sense, which sadly, is never listed on the recommended specs.
Spoken like someone who knows shirt about security. As a certified security professional, I'll say a properly patched Windows box is not so simple to break into. Its the dipshits own them that make it easy.
Where does the shirt fit into all of this?
That's not true, it won't allow me to install antivirus over the network if it's on. Other than than, it's crap.
very russian, even the upside down esape sign
#31. So true
#4 So awesome…
#31 Truer words have never been spoken…
#9 Louis CK's a fuckin' genius.
Worst comedian ever. We are in for tough times if this is where comedy is headed.
Give me Eddie, Gene, Robin, Richard, or Bill any day.
P.S. If you know there last names and still thumbs down, well fuck you that's why.
Dude please. Dane Cook.
Agreed. He on Carlins level for me. Rip George Carlin!
#8 Apollo Creed never had a shot
If he dies he dies
#28 if this had a bar for females it would dwarf bartenders
you spelled kitchen wrong
#23…wonder which one is the nanny?
Or it's the family from Iowa who had septuplets.
It was kind of meant to be rhetorical…pretty easy to tell which one has pushed out 8 kids and has no twinkle of hopes and dreams left in her eyes.
Oh, by nanny did you mean Ann Curry, from NBC?
No, he means that asian that does their laundry.
#1 should be the time machine to get to the Idiocracy universe.
Is it really you, Skrillex?
Fucking mobile ads!
This album had me weak! #29 #31 #32
#28 Tip big the first round….problem solved.
#12 Incorrect…there should be a douche above Chucks name…either that or a band aid, because Bruce lee kicked his ass
chuck norris and bruce lee were friends and training buddies…
Which one is still living?
Chuck Norris is a racist intolerant douche. Look it up, he is an asshole
Shut up, ghost of Bruce Lee
#21.. Hmmm, kinda makes me think now.
Seems I drank a lot of makers mark with the last girlfriend around……hmmmm
That was a guy.
#8 im not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens
Also the most interesting one on the show
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