Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

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  • hood

    Hump Day DAR kicks ass!

    • winfields

      shit yeah it's HUMP DAR… !! #27

    • DereK 8 []

      #50 yes! go Canada!

      • HatBomb

        Oh. My. Canada. Would you look at that ass.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      " pulled out my gun

  • jimbozo

    BabyShart can suck it!!

    • Martin_McFly

      You mean Guthrie Atkinson?

      • Habsy

        Dude, your a way bigger troll then Guthrie.
        You just had to figure out a way to get rid of the competition.
        But don't worry I'm sure Paula will kick your ass.

    • Mcoll
  • 42095477

    Best thing about coming back from a week vacation is a week of chive catch up

    • the observer

      #10 Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  • BrownNote

    Rock flag and eagle!

    • Thunderhorse

      I'm going to go America all over your asses!

  • Tits2


    • kcco

      You mean 5th!!! Love these idiots!

  • st33

    This is me every night dude, just staring at buttholes and getting a buzz on. — Kenny Powers

    Happy Hump DAR

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      "Well i would do that but it looks like im already wearing gorrilla mask and youre already wearng that bomb"

  • jay

    #3 #10 #16 good god!

    • http://www.facebook.com/Asian4WhtSupremacy Jin Jung

      Is #3 Sarah Michelle Gellar?

      • Karate Kid

        Is #Jin Jung Mr. Miyagi?

      • Mike

        Close – Ashley Gellar

  • PdxChiver

    Cue pointless comment by babyfartz

    • Will

      I am starting to hate that guy.

    • Martin_McFly

      In case you missed it.. BabyFarts was found. Check out the Hump Day Comments for the low down.

      Chive On Brothers! We will not be harassed lightly, any more!

      • absolutcarcrazy

        please find and annihilate the "first" douche-bags while you're at it.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        A regular private eye we got

      • Habsy

        Hey Marty. I think your just jealous that he keeps on beating you to the first page.
        Get a life ya troll.

      • Bruce

        I feel bad for the guy. Yeah he was first a lot, yeah he was easy to find on the interwebs, but I didn't think its appropriate to post your findings of him. Oh well, what's done is done.

        • Arnold

          Didn't post anything that wasn't already public. You fuck with Chivers you take the risk.

          • Jawbone

            Fucking please. You sound like a frat boy. Such a fucking internet tough guy.

      • babyfartmagizax

        You really think figuring out who I am will stop me from posting? I love this site too much for a douche bag like you to ruin it for me…. nice try though, and you are seriously a creep…holy shit.

        • Martin_McFly

          Babyfarts – in the wake of everything, know this: I don't really want you to quit posting, really I don't. But you have to admit the gravity you put on being first is misplaced. It's your main goal, so it seems. You poach a spot before you look through the pics and then edit your post. We all know you do it, so you don't have to deny or confess. And Hell, regardless you still have to have some quick fingers to constantly make it on there – so allow me to give credit where credit is due.

          I know you love the Chive.. in fact, for those who looked at your page, I made everyone publicly aware that you do. This tells me one thing – that you do genuinely care about the Chive community. But you know what you do is a form of Trolling – and for that, sir, you have gained legend status. Why not instead of focusing on being the first, you gear that energy towards actual Chive worthy commentary, and say things that are clever, funny, witty, and stuff that will make us say.. "That BabyFarts.. he's one funny motherfucker".

          Either way, you'll do what you want to do. Again, sorry for gearing the Chive Community even more against you, that was not very Chive-esk of me – and as I offered in the other thread, should we ever meet up, I've got the first round of beers.

          Chive On Babyfartmagizax!

          • uh uh

            You're a huge pussy.

            • DoC

              Your mom has a huge pussy. That post seemed respectable to me. You want to be a tough guy and pretend that you "stick to your guns" but really you're just a huge wanker who lives in your moms basement. A real man is give and take but you sound like you're 23 and haven't figured out what a real man is.

          • Adam L

            Marty and Ned must have some pretty empty lives if they care so much about comments on a website. Maybe you should look up the definition of hypocrite before you two act like the messiahs of the internet. Marty, I honestly thought you were better than this immaturity. Ned, well I don't really expect too much from you. You bitch about baby fart but you comment more than anyone else on this site. You both hide behind fake names and generic profile pics. So you shouldn't hate baby fart because he's exactly like you two guys! Honestly ask yourself what the most productive thing you did on Wednesday is; if the answers ousting Baby fart then it's true that you guys are equally pathetic. And your existence is just as meaningless. Or you both could man the fuck up and get over it! But you likely won't because you have nothing else to hold on to in life. In closing, stay classy Marty! STFU Ned! And babyfart, keep it real!

            • Habsy

              Well said Adam L.
              Marty is as big a troll as baby, nothing but first page posts and if he get's thumbs down he delete's his post.

              • Martin_McFly


    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Cue pointless comment from me

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        and by pointless you mean "douchy"

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #27 perfect hump for hump DAR
    #48 you are so hot!

    • Joe

      MOAR of these perfect DARs

  • douche baggins

    #48 DAMN, and by the way, I'm guthrie

    • iheartboobs

      Ina Neidal

      Some NSFW pics… good thing im working from home today! 🙂

  • winfields

    #24 – sweet King Kong

  • Swizz Mac

    I might have to skin my dolphin to this.

    • CowboyChiver

      #38 Here ya go, have fun…

      • JAX

        Bwhaha… nice

      • jreddy23

        Can't believe she got out of her Little Rascal to walk that dog.

        • Habsy

          She had to walk it before she eat's it.

        • ...

          I think it actually a rat?

  • http://www.facebook.com/binzel Thomas Binzel

    #3 Ashley is soooooo hot!!!!!!!!!

    • Mac the Old Turn

      Looks like Sarah Michelle Gellar.

    • chiver


      • Habsy

        Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

    • taco

      Tell me this is shopped somehow. This might be the best hump picture of all time.

    • kevin

      Ashley who?

      • What_Tha


      • stalker

        Ashley Gellar. And shopped just a little to smooth out any skin blemishes.

    • Shorty

      It's illegal to have an ass like that…

    • http://www.facebook.com/binzel Thomas Binzel

      Shank is her real last name

  • tim

    #16 Very cute

    • derp.

      That's a hell of an understatement!

    • kcco


    • Luv BP

      I like this Brittney Palmer better.

    • nate33uc

      #3 – FIND ME!!!!!!

      • nate33uc

        I'm an idiot….#16 – FIND ME!!!

  • SaltLakeChiver


    You are the reason I look forward to the Hump DAR.

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      Can one motorboat a hump?

      • AboutGorramTime

        Yes, yes you can. Although it always makes me giggle.

        • Kowabunga

          wooooohoooo. yup

        • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

          You just made me giggle -__-

      • jer

        i believe thats called a rim job

    • Reed Tarded

      You've made a tremendous ass out of yourself.

  • wall-e

    #18 Like a boss

    • Bawhaaa

      Kid gives me hope for the future of this country….maybe the work ethic isn't completely dead.

    • SirLoin

      In 30 years, 4% of the US, 5%of China, and 40% of burma will be working for this kid.

    • Réaumur

      100° Celcius or Rankine ?

      • goaheadanahate

        Ferinheight, ass clown

  • mojo77

    #3..we thank you for your kind contribuition to Hump DAR

  • back2worknow

    #20 That has to be the ugliest little girl I have ever seen.

    • jreddy23

      damn scoliosis…

    • Reed Tarded

      Haunt my fucking dreams!

      • back2worknow

        Just wait until you are asleep and it creeps out from under the bed asking for a cookie!

      • jreddy23

        Is it just me or does that thing remind anyone else of Zelda from Pet Cemetery?

    • Tommy B

      No she's a little BITCH!

    • Byron_Black

      I've seen worse.

    • Jake

      i thought it was a pasty yoda

    • no name

      it looks like adrien brody from the village.

  • SpacemanSpiff


    "No baby, wipe your own ass!"

    • yuppp

      epic blumpkin

    • HatBomb

      Yeah, I really want to know what was happening when this shot was taken…

    • Deep Dish

      I don't know what's going on there, but I want to be a part of it.

  • The Guy

    It isn't gay if you tongue kiss your buddy just once, right? #1

    • jreddy23

      This is what the movie "Project X" would've looked like in reality.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Gayer than gay chicken. Gay as fuck.

      • The Guy

        Is that what the guy you kissed said?

        • Kristen

          No…the guy he kissed said, "please put your little cock back in my ass."

  • http://twitter.com/iamdarktickpark @iamdarktickpark

    #25 pretty gal, odd pic.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Would you?

      • jreddy23

        Crazy Ex Says, "Look, I found a condom."

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          "fuckin skanks"
          "fuckin skanks"

      • What_Tha

        Oh yeah

    • usmc_chiver

      fap fap fap skeet skeet! "can you pass me that roll? thanks…"

  • E=MChammered

    #26 the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles after they went all Hollywood on us

    • DrGarnicus

      After they went alien on us

  • whyme1973

    #3 #21 #27 #48 Mother of God.

    • DrGarnicus

      #27–sweet, sweet hump!

      • clever handle

        #21 is goddamn right… this girl is perfect

    • Mike

      #48 is Ina Neidal (some NSFW)

  • bob

    fiiiirst yeah!!!!!

    • FunKiller

      bob…..you've failed

      • What_Tha

        and he wasn't even first at failing.

    • Swannee

      First!!!!……page. Woohoo!

  • thursdaymofo

    #40 Oh she loves it!

    • FoolOfATook

      I imagine deafening zombie like moans coming from the guys as they walk up to her.

    • Sean

      this is why women don't crowd surf – one at time gentlemen, c'mon.

    • Dvwhite

      "that's assault brotha…"
      -billy madison

    • zaffa

      sexual assault is fun in Spain!

    • Lando

      This better not qualify for the "hand bra" post.

    • crazyk85

      *Insert Daniel Tosh rape joke here*

    • Habsy

      Next on Maury, "I had sex with 137 guys, can you find my baby's dady?"

    • keltic25

      All the dudes are thinking, "Awesome." All the chicks are thinking, "Slut." Written all over their faces.

    • ...

      Looks like a manifestation of the desperate chivers around here. "Oh my god a real boobie!!!!"

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        100 percent

      • Zuke

        You're so right, only losers are into boobs. I mean, who would want to touch anything like that? Cool guys like you are only into balls, right?

    • Tuni

      it's funny because it's sexual assault!

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