Man Logic (20 Photos)

  • Loud@theClouds

    #1 almost shed a tear, I'm proud of that guy

    • A masculinist

      chive, really now? this post is sexist against men, and i demand you take it down immediately. we should be advocating equal treatment of men and women, except for when it's convenient for us.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Should rename this post man genius

    • fits

      Patent it.

    • MattKL

      His man card is guaranteed.

    • steveo

      cant he just use the other hand, you know he's putting that hand to use while his right is outta commish #switchhittin

  • jimbozo

    All are true.
    #7 and the winner of the Darwin award goes to…

    • whyme1973

      Those look to be 220v European plags, too. that should be fun

    • Si1entStatic

      who knew that jim's cannonball would be the end of them all……

    • mike

      i dont believe there is people that dumb, is a hoax.

      • David Henderson

        If that surge protected power strip fell into the water it would short out (as most electronics including toasters emo kids) and no electricity would flow though the water. All that would be hurt is the power strip which conceivably would work again after it dried out. No big deal

        • Brendan

          Exactly dropping electronics into water doesn't cause some huge electrical shock like in the movies it make the appliance short out except in very rare circumstance e.g the wiring in your house is 100 years old as is your toaster

          • 9ninjas

            Pretty sure you're both wrong. Shorting out and blowing a fuse is diff. Blown fuse, no current. Shorting out? The volt/temp sensitive strip would bend from excess heat and current, but in a medium with water, would be able to bridge the gap and jump it. Thus completing the transfer of current. I could be wrong.

            • Luke Talbot

              I reckon we're all wrong. Where's Benjamin Franklin when you need him, eh?

  • PDiddily420

    Dead man logic


    • Biggus Diccus

      You wouldn't even feel it unless you were right next to the power strip. If it did submerge you'd just blow a fuse.

      • LiT

        not really, a fuse is for when theirs to much power, it would be the earth leakage circuit breaker

      • fish

        Um, by that rationale, a hair dryer dropped into a tub of water would not electrocute the bather, it would just pop the circuit? Absolute nonsense! You don't what you're talking about at all, All those Idiots in the pool would fry if that power strip would submerge. I wish it would just to prove you

        • TulsaSmartassChiver

          ^^^^wrong. Do your homework homeboy.

        • David Henderson

          Lol chill, no it wouldn't. It's most likely surge protected and would simply short out on submersion. And hair dryers would electrocute a damn thing. YouTube the myth busters episode about this topic and you too will be educated. Knowledge is power!

  • Cheeks

    Oh my GAWD!!!

  • bob_the_cook

    #5 Seems legit to me.

    • Dick Salad

      yep… not toxic at all…

      • Dr_StrangePants

        still safer then your average TV dinner

    • who cares

      This is how I plan to grill at the post-apocalypse cannibal bbqs/

  • Jgd

    #3 Johhny 5 is alive!

    • munky

      I get that reference lmao

    • Barf

      He's a real boy!

  • justaclick

    #5 is genius actually. In a completely white-trash, "I'd never even think of it because it is so stupidly simple," sorta way.

  • Not you

    i dont see nothing wrong in some of the pictures

    • The Pict

      Agreed. Nothing wrong or funny in any of them.

    • MsCherry

      Yeah, but I see something wrong with your grammar.

  • kal50

    #1. Beer? Check! Nailed it!
    Masturbating? Damn, back to the drawing board!!!

    • dan
    • RMD81

      Hopefully his left hand is good for something…

    • Frank

      What?! Just grease that clamp up and go for it.

    • lexie

      A guy that genius is worthy of a couple of handies

    • herpderp

      Duh, just clamp a fleshlight into it.

  • goodguysfan

    #16 I've been doing it wrong this whole time!

    • Rey

      Venezuelan guy right there

  • Oli

    #17 is brilliant!!!!!

    • Forest

      … but what is the point of sitting on the mower? Is he trying to steer?

      • stuk

        i think some riding mowers there has to be someone sitting in the seat for the blade to rotate as a safety check.

      • Andy

        I would have thought if he could think of that, then an old bowling ball, cinder block or the old Ford's spare would have worked.

      • Static

        it looks like he is steering….???? lol seems to me that a better solution is possible 🙂

  • Anonymous

    more like redneck logic

  • Drsoos712

    #1 Egads! This man deserves an award of some sort
    #4 probably the best way to justify having a midevil weapon in you car.
    #5 I must try this…
    #7 ya…why not?

    • RichMahogany

      #4 Seems sword've dangerous..

  • KingThing

    Done that myself several times….

    • Dr_StrangePants

      does it actually work?

      • HHH

        Yes it does.

  • Alex Whitehead

    I fucking hate cats, there i said it …………p.s. fuck cats

    • theycallmedaddy

      i second that

    • Csquared303

      I hate whiteheads…….. and cats.

    • elguapo80

      hell yea fuk cats.

    • fits

      They're good with hot sauce and some ranch on the side.

      • @JJrrake

        Fukin chincs

        • @JJrrake


          • Jawbone

            Your Mom's a fucking cunt.

            • Jawbone

              With all due respect.

  • russ

    i think this should be a new catagoty for Chive. awesome stuff

    • Guest

      You should probably learn how to spell catagory…

      • Unfkngblvbl

        so should you

    • sfb101

      More like Redneck stuff…

  • babyfartmagizax

    i have no man logic, i have no penis either…

    • Guthrie

      Leave me alone!

      • Mr Atkinson

        Don't be mad, just go away

    • Rob_Just_Rob

      sucks to be you. A penis is cool to have. Only problem is…we can only supply blood to one head at a time.

    • Allen

      want one?

      • @JJrrake

        Totally not the real bfm

  • theycallmedaddy

    men folk assemble!

  • jreddy23

    #15 reminds me of Number Johnny Five" from Short Circuit…I love when he gets pissed and has the mohawk.

  • Dan

    #1 — Dr. Octopus in his early years…

  • Keyser Soze

    #7 brings a whole new meaning to cleaning the gene pool.

  • lance traylor

    im lance and im gay

    • dick

      Go make me a sandwich Lance. But that's all. Just a sandwich.

  • echogeo

    Meanwhile, at the soon to be ex-wife's house…

    • Diggler

      This actually looks like the scene from "Weird Science."

      • NOLA


    • lumpy

      I know that guy

    • chidder20

      not from Weird Sience, i own the place. Yes we were drunk.

    • nphotoblue

      I'd hate to lose my teaching job.

  • The Andychrist

    Hey so I know all of my comments lately have been about weed, and I'm sorry about that, but MAN I just love that shit!

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #11 Looks like a lot of fun.

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