Daily Afternoon Randomness (52 Photos)

  • Bother Maynard

    Bit early today. Nice work.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Fuck off asshat, that spot is for BabyShartsToTheMax!
      Oh and #28: SUCK ME DRY!!!1!

      – or mine !1!11

      • Bother Maynard

        Go suck a tail pipe, mine or a running car's, I don't care which.

    • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

      #17 Now kiss

  • bored


    • Bother Maynard

      In line to be my BITCH!!!!!!

      • Josh

        Almost. Better luck next time!

    • kbutt

      first ass wipe

      • Bother Maynard

        Unfortunately he's not the first, just one of many.

    • dag nabbit

      nailed it

      • http://www.facebook.com/vincent.guzman.54 Vincent Guzman


        love me some hayden p

        • What_Tha

          And Olivia

  • Nerdalert

    #2 here's a quarter if you don't smile

    • Reed Tarded

      #2 – And give me your money…

  • Bother Maynard

    Oh, and #38

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #11 Good luck dude! I think this is a Chive first.

    • SpacemanSpiff

      #9 She'll say yes!

      Keep Calm and Say Yes

      • GFA

        must post pictures of results

        • http://twitter.com/mattdwilson1984 @mattdwilson1984

          Pics or it didn't happen.

      • The Woim

        Make sure she wears the glasses in the acceptance picture, she is über cute with them on.
        Good luck mayne!

      • Here's Hoping!

        Hell I'd say yes! I sure wish my Chiver would do this ๐Ÿ™‚ been in love for almost 6 years, together for 2.. wink wink

      • john

        her zipper is down

        • Shannon

          Lozzzz this made me die laughing! Biggest moment in her life and her FLY IS DOWN! Yikes.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Now, *she* is a proper woman!

        Look at those curves, dagnammit!

        Good luc…ah, you don't need it!….All the best together, you two!

    • Jon

      take pics of the acceptance

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Do! Not! Say! First!!11!

      – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too ๐Ÿ˜‰ – insanely great"

      • Tom

        Hey Paula! Can we meet up some time?………. it's important.

        – fan testimonial, " hey Tom, meet up with Paula and punch her in her troll vagina. You're the best, thanks."

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Well I'm not going out today. It's raining. And rain makes me much heavier as it sticks in my fur.

          – the one you love to punch

          • Slim Jim

            all talk.

          • Brett

            Ive got your back Paula, I just hope I don't throw up.

    • JESSE

      That escalated quickly

    • MajorTom

      Hope for friend-zoned Chivers everywhere

    • Brittney W

      Good luck, she's one lucky lady!

    • ...

      #12 filled by #13 is an unfortunate choice of pho ordering…

      • ...

        oops, I meant #11 followed by #12

    • Ryansgirl

      I love this! Very nice! Creative.

    • Brock

      That's a awesome way to purpose but think about this guy plez

      • Kristen

        You're an illiterate fuck, Brock.

    • Josh

      Her fly is down in one of the pictures! lol

    • jsc

      the suspense is killing me! did she say yes???? she HAS to have said yes, you're a doll =)

      chivette in cali

  • Dusty

    #3 Is this the Pink Power Ranger?

    • tBaynes

      What great big teeth you have

    • drooling


    • Rick

      Whoa. Mind blown.

    • ldeezy

      Seriously who is this? Find her.

    • Deep Dish

      I'd pink her power….. ah I got nothing.

      • ight

        deep dish you were so close, youd power her pink

    • Adam

      This is genuinely one of the most beautiful women i have ever seen on the Chive.

    • mike

      megan meadors, miss indiana 2009ish

    • James Bond
    • goodguyjake

      hmm i liked her better when she could of been the pink power ranger ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

  • Yeah to Titties

    who cares – boobies. #43

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Doesn't matter as long as she's a nice person and has a great personality ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Fuck off to the Berry woman!

        – Disappointing Fan testimonial: "The only way you could be any dumber would be to put a dunce hat on you and put you in a corner facing the wall. – etcrr"

    • TheBAMFinater

      Exactly, if I can play with them, who cares.

    • yeeNyee

      i love boobs regardless

    • G$farmer

      Honestly when a guy gets that far there's no way he's going to start complaining. Besides I was interested at 1 & 4.


    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      It's all about the hump anyways

    • JESSE

      no. a massive rack is often the only thing keeping my interest. I sacrifice too many other potentially important parts for big boobs: intelligence, a pretty face, overall health. I'm just too addicted to massive tits.

      • Nick

        I too have made that mistake far too many times…

    • http://twitter.com/fchezenko @fchezenko


      FTW !!!

    • chivetteee

      guys, boobs or arse?? which do you prefer?

      • Skermitt

        Arse, as you put it.

      • Ben Dover


      • Hank


      • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan


      • Max

        you spelled eyes wrong…I'm a sucker for them every time

      • Gwar


    • rsjem1979

      I have to say, the bra itself isn't very flattering to her actual boobs. No need for all that material and support for what I'm sure are delightfully perky gals under there.

      She should probably just burn it.

      • backseatchiver

        What this ^^^ guy said.

    • pythonpg

      Amazing either way!

    • Tom

      They're not boobs; they're lies!

    • HailtoBFM

      Boobs are only bad if hair is on them or if they face the toilet during a pee and not away!

      • Random

        Wtf dude that's some south park shit?

    • Nick

      How the hell does this work? did she put the inserts under her boobs?, granted I do not care about the results. I am just perplexed on it works

    • Poppaflax

      Aren't boobs really just the "speed bumps" on the way to the parking spot where you practice "parallel parking"?


    • JackD

      False advertising

    • TeeCee

      What's wrong with the originals. They look SWEET!!

      • davo

        they're a good place to do your ironing and/or surfing

    • http://www.facebook.com/mike.radcliffe.79 Mike Radcliffe

      they will be perky forever!!!! the pads do make them look real nice.

    • Just Sayin'

      I must say that it is false advertising. Men don't wear makeup, stuff their pants, or wear control tops to hide man boobs or beer guts, WYSIWYG. Though I must agree with most of the other Chivers that I wouldn't care either way at the end of the day.

      Ladies, just like most of you don't like players and douches, we (good) men want the real you– both in physical appearance and personality. In the long-term it's who we'll see a majority of the time… though a few sexy lingerie numbers are always good to remind us what we have. Its kind of like our version of flowers.

      • Johnny K.

        You don't stuff your pants???

    • Cgyachilles

      Yeah, what's wrong with little boobies. They try harder

      • davo

        tit-wise, bigger is better

        • goatpunch

          false. As a general rule, big boobs look better with clothes, but in the majority of cases small boobs look better without them

          • cap

            LOL! you think boobs are only to LOOK AT????

            • goatpunch

              Well, the only thing you can really do with big ones that you can't with small ones is boob sex, which is overrated anyway. I'd rather just get an old fashioned, they're far more effective.

    • jwincman

      Totally Acceptable!

  • HOOK

    #16 gorgeous.

    • KCCO

      tell me that there is a set…. link please

    • Bigdick

      Commando hopefully?

  • scotology

    #34 O Canadaaaa

    • DA712

      Anyone else notice the eyes of this Canadian Chivette look an awful lot like those of the "Mystery Canadaian Chivette" BBQ chip girl….

    • labia

      same eye color #14 #34

      • PontangPunisher

        hmm Good eye sir

      • http://twitter.com/fchezenko @fchezenko

        Bewb size don't match ??


        • PontangPunisher

          I don't know i am so confused ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

    • PontangPunisher

      another beautiful Canadian lady . Thank you for sharing your pic with us .

    • Ben Dover

      True North strong and free!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/yann.mathieu Yann Mathieu

      I'm going to Canada with both tees of KCCO and The Chive! maybe I'll see a beautiful chivette in September! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • http://www.facebook.com/grant.linden.7 Grant Linden

      if i could marry anyone who i had never met. it would be you

  • Fapper

    #44 I usually go with lipstick also. Forever alone

    • Schnizz56

      Or u can pull an Eric Cartman, put a wig on it, call it Jennifer Lopez, and give Ben Affleck handhobs

  • https://www.facebook.com/timothy.peverley Timothy Peverley

    #11 You had better say yes in a creative way, like written on the back of your hands which are being used as a hand bra, like a real Chivette.

    • Nahvis

      Excellent idea Timothy!

    • jared

      you timothy are one smart mo fo!! she needs to follow, even if she says no its a little easier to take when your looking at boobs

    • Btyler

      Timothy, I tip my hat to you.

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      Fine move sir! Fine move!

    • Piaras

      This is no longer a creative way. Tim taught of it, now accept the challenge. But I still think it really escalated…..Brick killed a man

  • SpacemanSpiff

    #13 Also doubles as a Tamagotchi

    • Anon

      Wow that picture is some stupid-ass racist bullshit.

      • Anon

        Name thief. I fail to see the problem with good sterotypes… Oh I'm black and everyone thinks my dick is big… oh I'm Asian and everyone thinks i'm smart.. poor me.

      • Anon

        Fuck you that shit there is funny. Eat a cock anon.

      • MonkeyMadness

        Uh.. so how is the picture racist?
        So the comment is racist? Maybe.. I sure would hate for someone to stereotype me as smart. I can understand how you want to retain your ignorant shithead status.

  • I-Need-$$

    #33 finally we have answers why he crossed the road!!!!!!!

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      No change

  • http://jhawkgal.blogspot.com Mallory

    #37 fuck yeah.

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      50 Shades of Grey is a temporary divorce card for women. ALL they do is read that fucking book in their beds, car, shower, office…GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!


      • The Vibe

        You left out 1 thing before they get back to the kitchen…..Whack off.

      • The Woim

        Not for nothing Cosmo, but if your girl doesn't jump your bones after reading these books, she may just not be that into you bro. That, or your doing it wrong.

    • J-Rod

      Anyone whose wife has read these books… Well, nuff said… If you're wife hasn't read them – you go get them for her now! If you're not married yet – you have no idea why this is important.

      • The Woim

        Hell to the Yes! Testify brutha! Wifey totally looked at me with "those" eyes from above her book, and it was like romp a room that night!
        I plan on waiting in line when the second the movie is released. And I always make fun of people who do that.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Hahahahhha. Wives

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      Am i the only one with a gf who gets mad at me for looking at "TheChive" because of the women, but she can read 50 Shades?

      • VTChivette

        A real woman (re: Chivette) would be secure enough to not care. Some of us like to look at theChive together…

        • Charter896

          What does being secure have anything to do with it?

          • VTChivette

            A woman who is secure enough in herself doesn't worry about her man looking at other girls. He's going to look, that's what men do. Hell, even I look at sexy women (we're just prettier). A woman just has to know that what she's giving is so good, it's the only thing he's taking.

    • VTChivette

      50 Shades is crap writing, but I read the fuck out of much better written porn.

      • Skermitt

        Pics or it didn't happen.

        • VTChivette

          Challenge accepted.

          • Skermitt

            Just kidding. I'm gay.

            • zighawk73

              Uh, I'm not.

    • Zuke

      I have no idea what this book is. It sounds like black magic to me.

      • goatpunch

        it's a book that was originally a twilight fan fiction. It had the exact same characters and everything. So instead they changed the names, and now it's the best selling vampire word porn of all time.

        • e.r.

          Uh no. You're a wrong little hater troll. Bad troll. Bad!

          • Paul from the gump

            Actually he isn't:

            "The Fifty Shades trilogy was developed from a Twilight fan fiction originally titled Master of the Universe and published episodically on fan-fiction websites under the pen name "Snowqueens Icedragon". The piece featured characters named after Stephenie Meyer's characters in Twilight, Edward Cullen and Bella Swan." (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifty_Shades_of_Grey)

            • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

              Paul's right search the net and you can find the original work as Master of the Universe. Remember the internet never forgets ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Prick

    Craig – please solicit help through proper management channels at The Chive, don't try to fuck the system here.

    • https://www.facebook.com/evolutionize Craig Eric Morris

      Well, that's not very nice. What if I try to work the phrase "chive-worthy" into my dissertation? Would that cheer you up…Prick?

      • https://www.facebook.com/evolutionize Craig Eric Morris

        Moreover, I trust John and the boys. If they think this is helping out a Chiver, the comment will stay. If not, they'll delete it. I'm pretty confident that they have control of "the system" and that things will be OK.

        Plus, boobs.

        • Bother Maynard

          "This comment has been deleted by the administrator."

          Owned fuckstick!

        • John


        • *tear*

          Hahaha, confidence shattered

          • https://www.facebook.com/evolutionize Craig Eric Morris

            Confidence intact. I'll continue to proudly teach classes in my green KCCO. When students ask "What's 'chive?'" I'll say "It's this awesome web community that is hilarious, creative, and cool…except for this one guy, he's a prick."

            • https://www.facebook.com/evolutionize Craig Eric Morris

              Also, "fuckstick?" Wow.

            • Bother Maynard

              And that one guy's name is Craig.

            • Vyle_Kidovich

              To which you show them the slide of you trolling your survey on theCHIVE

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Yeah I'm sure the inmates will love that story.
              Meow fuck off. Shithead spammers like you make me kill redheads and fuck bears. Or something like that.

              – Fan testimonial: "Ah here! Paula much smarter than you! such an innacuracy; she's smarter than everyone. – insanely great"

              • Shut up Paula

                What are you doing on the computer? My dinner better be ready when I get home or I'm punching your third tit.

      • Beau McFaggy pants

        Im going to power fuck you in the ass untill your eyes explode.

        • Going on 3 years

          wow beau, fancypants and hell hath makes me feel old on the chive.

  • http://twitter.com/kfbooth08 @kfbooth08

    Just an epic smile.
    We said "moar," not "render me speechless."

    • https://www.facebook.com/matthelo Matt Otto

      i guess you're right…she is smiling too!

    • Dave

      The dude in #21 is spanking the hell out of it to this picture right now.

    • st33

      Seriously. My jaw dropped. Hottest chick I've seen in quite some time

      • ChaseTheWalker

        I literally said WOW out loud!

      • fits

        Definitely a stunner.

    • backseatchiver

      Seriously, #21 the first pic did not do justice and we were still interested. Now, we really want moar. LOTS MOAR!! You are hot!!

    • SunflashJT

      I just can't believe she is in IT, so unbelievably hot its unbearable. I have a test for her though to see just how IT she is, should she be able to answer I may just fall in love permanently.
      Question is:
      "What is the subnet address for an IP of 172.16.10.XX?"

      • IT_Girl

        would you like me to type answer that in decimal, hexadecimal, or binary?

      • IT_Girl

        would you like me to answer that in decimal, hexadecimal, or binary?

        • Acesevens

          There are 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't .
          Nice pic IT girl.

      • ~Bassist~

        The real question would be… "Do you know how to google subnet calculator? Definitely hot though. Looks like an EMC cabinet on the left.

      • Peter Betts

        Knock it off.

      • Peter Betts

        I took you to -2. Just wanted you to know.

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      #21 those lips!!! More, with the glasses on this time! Lucky boyfriend

      • foul83

        Yeah, she's pretty wicked.

    • IT_GUY

      IT_Girl, I will pull cable with you anytime.
      And I really do mean cable, nothing implied.

  • Vyle_Kidovich

    #13 herro Chinese derivery

    • SouthernRebel18B

      Totally read that in a chinese accent.

      • Cecil

        Me too. Thus I cannot dig on him for being wassis! bAstard.

    • Nrgserg

      Hit wrong thumb. Total thumbs up man.

  • Vic

    Damn #50. you closed it for me…

    • https://www.facebook.com/clinton.j.kelley Clinton James Kelley

      #50 and #51 are the same chick. And yes, she is pretty damn spoetie. Love the white drawls. Want to touch the hiney!

      • ChaseTheWalker

        Thank you captain obvious.

    • ChivetoSurvive

      Heavens to Betsy…

    • Brock

      Fuckin beautifull

  • http://www.facebook.com/thechewball Marco Chewball Zarate

    Love #28 โค

    • Jer

      Deborah ann woll, the most beautiful woman in hollywood

    • Boozer

      Hey John…talk her into her own post next time you're on the set.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Would u let her suck it with those fangs tho?

    • Harmonica33

      one of the main reasons i kept watching True Blood

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Haha same. Altho im forced anyway

      • Guest

        the only reason for me… and all the boobs

    • AJinOldTown

      I shit you not she admitted she met her boyfriend on match.com. They should advertise the hell out of that!

    • Mr_Taco

      Am I the only one who noticed the strangely long neck? Maybe it's just the camera angle.

      • Chickenfish

        Who gives a fuck she is hot

  • Vic

    #51 is just as sexy..

    • Jacko

      Oh Emily, In the midnight our, we want moar moar moar!!

  • Martin_McFly

    #17 That's a whole lot of beautiful, right there!

    • HaterAids

      The hottest members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee

      • its_forge

        Ha, they're both C cups. Itty bitty, please.

    • Felcus

      NOW KISS!!!

    • McFlyfartsbabies

      Martin, you ARE the man….no homo

      • Habsy

        No, he is a homotrollo, it's first page or nothing for Marty and when he get's a thumbs down he delete's his post.
        I just don't get it.

        • Martin_McFly

          When I Trolled BabyFarts I did it with facts and evidence. You have used neither. Your argument is invalid.

          Chive On Habsy!

          • Habsy

            My fact's are easy to prove, just have to click on your name and see all your posts. Not one is on a second page and if it is, it is because you just missed the first page.
            Stop thinking your Magnum just because you learned to use google.
            Just goes to show you the mentality of good ol Merica.

            • Martin_McFly

              *facts <– no apostrophe needed

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      The best part of the ESPYS last night.

    • Lisa

      Olivia Munn shows her boobies in Magic Mike. Just an FYI for the men who otherwise would never know! Oh, and they are glorious boobies.

      • ChaseTheWalker

        I'll wait for the GIF…. still not going to see that movie.

        • Poke4Life

          I hate to say it, but it's just not worth it…

          Too much loss for not enough gain…

    • Habsy

      Hmmm first page again eh Marty, your such a douche.

      • Felcus


    • reaperMEDIC

      Does no one else see the giant horse cock shining through her dress?

      • http://www.facebook.com/vincent.guzman.54 Vincent Guzman

        hahahaha ^^^^^ i wouldve never noticed that. also she dont got shit on hayden yeah i said it

        • dub

          agree. olivia munn is mad overrated imo

  • BigPup

    #14 The only thing better then a beautiful hump, #51 #3 is having EVERYTHING else to go with it. Some amazing Chivettes there!

  • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

    Love seeing the DAR before leaving work…thanks John!!

    Time for whiskey.


  • Unfkngblvbl

    #26 Haha…way to dance it off, bro.

    • jesse

      Lmao I just saw that now was to busy looking at the girls first time

    • Bort

      Shit, I didn't even see that!! I blame that adorable blonde and her dancing.

      • PoooBaaah

        Took me about 6 viewings to notice there was activity behind the broads

        • back2worknow

          I didn't notice until I found this comment! Too busy watching girls!

          • JBB

            Yep, never made it past that ADORABLE blonde.

            *adjust tie*

            Find Her!!!

      • its_forge

        I thought she curled her arm up and turned around because she popped a nipple out and didn't want the camera to see.

    • zoxymusic

      Totally missed the dude. Was too busy watching the cute chick on the right!

  • rsjem1979


    Hi. Marry me, please.

    • Ryan

      You have to do it with pictures and a sign bro.

    • ChivetoSurvive

      Srsly. She loves where she works, and I and her coworkers love the tightness of her pants.

    • Wade

      I work at a bank. You do not work at my bank. God, wish you worked at my bank. That and we had a Margarita machine, but mostly you worked at my bank.

    • kerr Street

      this is why we have a financial crisis

      • Hate banks

        I was thinking same damn thing. Think it went down like this.

        Gov- "Have some funds to keep you going"

        Bank- " WooHoo lets not help people, lets buy a margarita machine"

        • Amanda

          TO the chivers hating on banks…..we never took a bailout and are very stong and independent ………….the the chiver with the proposal, yeah bro I wont marry anyone without a sign and cookies.

          • Cody

            You are one hell of a good looking girl!! Most of you please!!!

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