Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • babyfartmagizax

    #30 Sara Jean Underwood, the girl of my dreams

    • Vic

      no! of my dreams!!

      • suck me dry

        BabyShart, C U Next Tuesday!. You are the definition of the downfall of the chive.

      • R.A.Dickey

        Please Bob or John or anyone that works on the chive, Babyfart is clearly the most hated person ever on this site. Atleast Paula brings us wit and comedic value. This clown fart ruins everyones experience by his stupid posts. MOAR, FIND HER, KCCO, Id rather hear suck me dry too

        • Guz

          Absolutely. The comments on here used to be as good as the photos themselves. Dickheads like him mean that five minutes after a thread goes up we're hit with five pages of shit comments from people who just pick the first female pic and put one of the staple comments.

          • BruceWayne

            Everyone needs to start thumbs down the idiot. babyfartmagizax

          • mac

            You do realize that 95% of the comments on this website are all nearly-identical to the posts youre criticizing him for, right?

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          R.a would never say that. Plus ppl who comment r the slim minority

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Yeah you can tell how much we all hate him, +179 points, that's rough!
          But DAMN how you guys must just love the shit out of me and my -119 then!

          I never heard anyone complain about lame or dull comments from people who post 10th, 14th etc(r). If you simply can't handle Babysharts being first all the time just grow a pair and deal with it.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – care for a free drink though? I love how my free drinks turn crybabies silent…

    • This.

      In a bacon Bikini?! Does not get better than this…well maybe a beer in her hand…but that's ok.

      • Muadieb

        Holy shit! I had to go back to see the bacon… She's so smoking hot! Wife material.

        • Matt

          She's more of the smoking hot girlfriend that makes you feel awesome because you know your friends go and beat off to.

    • MattyDeuce

      Baby Fart, the resident troll of my favorite website.

    • Trav1121

      I only have one dream: I hold your head under water til the last bubble goes 'Bloop'…

      PS. That is a Scrubs quote, just to clear up any murder accusations. But it does apply. I wish you only bad things, Guthrie. Diaf, loser.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        You had me laughing until u mentioned scrubs u fuckin scrub

        • Trav1121

          Here is another bastardizes quote for ya, if you prefer:

          'That Babyqueefmegafag is on the First comment again! I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues!'

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            At least hes not a shiftless layabout with no shopping agenda

            • Trav1121

              Really? A Ben Affleck quote? So many great lines and you pick Mr. Gigli? I don't wanna play anymore.

              • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                Who the fuk is mr giggly?

                • Trav1121

                  I was gonna send you a link but as soon as I typed it into Google, my phone shut down. 😦 These Smart Phones really are smart.

      • jimbozo

        How did everyone find out Babyshits is Guthrie? This is the mega-troll http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/8432

    • Calvin Klein

      guthrie atkinson, the troll of her nightmares.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Calvin klein, probly a homo

      • uh uh

        I heard Guthrie Atkinson once sat on a door knob and fapped to the "Whatever you do, don't say awe" post.

        • Guthrie_Atkinson

          Not true… It was the 'Animals that don't suck' post.. Get it right!!

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Hahhahaha but u would be the one to conujure that image up

    • Max

      I've heard from a pretty reputable source that her wahine smells so pungent, her coworkers have to spray Febreze on all the chairs she sits on.

      • whiskaleafa

        hahahah i just love how you said that.. her wahine lol

    • Blob

      Is that a bacini she's wearing? See what I did there!

    • Biggus Diccus

      I love the fact I can watch her do naked yoga

    • Holy Shit WTF

      It never amazes me how many butt hurt little bitches are on the internet. You are making an example of him like etcrr. Both of which has never done anything wrong, but type shitty comments. I'm thinking you are so jealous of that always first thing. It is almost like the whole lot of you are that overly attached girlfriend meme thing. You are obsessed with this mother fucker. babyfagmagicfax should just whip it out so you would have something to suck on. You are practically begging for it. It is pathetic. Leave the mother fucker alone. #KCCO

      Btw. Jessica Alba is the girl of my dreams.

      • Nick

        Pretty sure babyfarts changed his name and wrote this…

        It's okay man, you don't have to be cool to kickit. Just don't be such d bag and people won't rag on you

        • Holy Shit WTF

          Baby fart could never come up with a comment like this. I also don't think he is being a d bag at all. Either was etcrr. Leave the comment policing to the people in charge . They obviously know how to censor the real d bags like "suck me dry".

          • babyfartSUX

            don't forget to log back in babyfucker

          • RAB07

            at the end of the day, regardless of who "Holy Shit" is…he's right.

            If everyone quits acknowledging "Baby Fart" then he will go away. He is sitting there stroking it to every one of your hateful comments, it gets him off. You haters are the source of his "power".

            Ignore him, he'll go away

            then probably come back as someone else, "Holy Shit" !!!!!!!

          • suck me dry

            suck me dry

  • Vic

    #30 just finished watching AoTS! Love her!!

    • Sceptic

      This girl has really nice boobs! And everything else.

      • Daniel_Tosh

        No shit, Sherlock.

        • Vic

          burned by a gay man!

          • Kristen

            Of course…he's flaming.

      • ddd

        100% fake

        • Bill Murray

          This.

    • zagreb

      All of The Sex?

    • DOCTA

      If you're going to wear a gold bikini you should really have your hair Princess Leia style!

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        Good thing she's wearing a bacon bikini then.

        • Si1entStatic

          or a bacini??

          Anyone else notice the chick in the background staring at Sara's ass and smiling?

          • https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer

            I still don't see her

    • Alcideissexy

      Fucking a girl with a bacon bikini would 100% end in that chick getting a yeast infection.(I doubt it's actually bacon she has on) Don't down vote my logic.

  • whosyopapi

    #3 I love college

    • Wet_tosti

      Great way to lose a foot!

    • meh

      What a waste of a fridge…. no beer

      • cambo125

        Graduates college with majors in diabetes.

        • Si1entStatic

          Bachelor's degree in Diabetes management is what it says on the diploma….

    • Roose1134

      Where's the beer?

    • TheRob

      No that's a woman's panic fridge

    • Si1entStatic

      must be a women's dorm. a guy's fridge wouldn't have chocolate and candy in the fridge taking up valuable "cheap" beer space. Plus no sparkling wines……actually no wines period.

  • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

    #1 Charlie Kelly is that you?!?!?!?

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Objection. Hearsay

      • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

        I'm more of an expert on bird law….

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Hahhahahhaha

        • Charlie

          Wanna go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

          • PDiddily420

            "I'll have the milk steak, boiled over-hard, and a side of your finest jelly beans, raw."

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            I will not but i see u have a tenuous grasp on the english language

            Filibuster

    • Shawn

      Who's the jackass… the jackass walking the jackass or the jackass following the jackass?

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Niether. Greensuits rule

    • Tyler

      Greenman!

  • Vic

    #9 hah pwned!

    • Matt

      I watched this for at least 3 minutes straight and laughed harder each time I saw it.

  • cookie

    #12 faith restored 🙂

    • videologic

      i think its a bit smug. "I've got such a good life and so much money, that i am willing to share with you"

      • M.C.

        No. This is a random act of kindness. A bit smug is saying this is "a bit smug".

      • Emma

        Is it hard to breathe with your head in your ass?

    • mike

      Bragger

    • savannah

      saw this story on the news just a little while ago…awesome…not bragging. just giving back 🙂

    • The Guy

      I did this once with a sign saying I had a job but was looking for money for college. I got $5 in 2hrs and $4 were from one person.

    • who cares

      It really does come off as a braggart. "Hey look! I'm not "poor" like you, in fact I have so much I can buy coffee."

      I mean, he's standing on the side of a road showing a sign to people that likely also have a home and a car and a job. Why not help out the homeless dude instead of people that can already buy their own damn coffee?

      • m.d

        yeah why not? Get on it.

  • JJJ

    #26 – the dropbears will get you every time

    • Jimmy
      • Guse

        There's no way that's a real map! There's just no way that drop-bears live in the center of the continent in a cute little bear head shape!

    • Bob

      If the hoop snakes or the bunyips don't get to you first!

    • Macro

      This is a scene directly out of my worst nightmare. You Aussies are nuts.

    • Lilo

      Stich?

  • Trav1121

    #19 I would totally drink with a Panda! I bet he would be a great wingman, especially if the hot girl's BFF was a stalk of bamboo! 🙂

    • http://www.partytown.ca/OEJ/ HaterAids

      I'd recognize that bar anywhere. That's One Eyed Jack's in Kitchener, Ontario, Canada.

      Great little dive bar!

      • Adam L

        High five to a fellow Kitchener Chiver!!!! Go Rangers!

        • Kyle

          Right across the street from the old St. Mary's high school. Someone get me some combat juice!

  • savannah

    #16 how all origami instructions look like to me.

    • Cecil

      "how 'X' look like" isn't appropriate grammar in any language, much less English. The meme wasn't wasn't funny when it started, and now people are using it like it was somehow a cogent thought.

      "This is how all origami instructions look to me."

      • Asolare

        Pedantic much? Go outside!

    • Ty4

      What? You mean you couldn't follow that? Psh, that's as easy as doing Chinese algebra, while drunk and stoned, with one eye closed, a gun to your head and a big dude constantly punching you in the nuts!

  • casinoguy

    #26. koala zombies are coming

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I prefer the team Killalas

    • SuperiorTo8

      Coming? The Australian's have been dealing with them for years. They're just not as dangerous as half the other crap we've got in this country

  • Elbie

    Mmmh Sara – mmmh bacon. Perfect combination!
    #30

    • Jared

      Is it bad that I didnt even notice the bacon bkini at first, cause I was to busy generating a fantasy night with her ?

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      Indeed and awesome combo!

  • 3MC

    #20 Runs with the bulls…holds nose while jumping into water.

    • Yo Mamma

      Always surprised me how many people hold their nose when jumping into water. I thought only little kids did that before they learned how to breath out their nose.

    • toocoolforschool

      id certainly rather have a bulls horn up my ass than water up the nose just sayin

    • Oregon Coast

      no one seems to notice it being a cow!

  • Ander

    #16 oh fuck you, man!

  • MattyDeuce

    #28 I read that in the Old Spice guy's voice

    • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

      Ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back to your man. Now back to me. Unfortunately, he isn't me. But if he stopped wearing ladies scented body wash he could smell like me.

    • Go Hoosiers

      Yep, I did the little whistle at the end, and now the shit is stuck in my head.

    • Biggus Diccus

      I farted

    • cliqueded

      I read it in the Allstate guy's voice for some reason…

      • Kristen

        Because they all sound alike.

    • yup

      Try reading Taco Hell's reply in the Taco Hell dog's voice…

      • Boom!_Headshot!

        lol i did do that

  • SeanMcCallister

    #26
    Now I know why they're endangered…

    • dkellyb

      Finally a koala showing it's true nature! Cute-looking deceitful little creatures

    • Dr_StrangePants

      didn't know there was such a thing as Zombie-Koalas

      • Eucalyptus

        Now you know, and you can prepare yourself for the apocalypse.

        • StevieB

          Meanwhile, in Austral-OH GOD ITS THE DEVIL QUICK SMITE IT

  • Crc

    #23 that's going to be some crazy sex when they get done stretching

    • Vent187

      Do hipsters have sex?

      • Kristen

        Only with those stupid fucking holes they put in their ears…anything else would be too main-stream.

        • sam malone

          If that's the case pass the one in the stripes this way.

  • soren

    i wanna see pics on #14

    • kigero

      Is the girl on the left doing the robot?

    • dochandy

      here you go. best one i could find. http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/s/sully_monst

      • http://www.facebook.com/jretrac Jason Carter

        Haha well done sir!

    • Gusto

      I would take the blonde, looks a bit more fun.

  • passwordistaco

    #6 Doesn't matter, oh you know the rest

    • Biggus Diccus

      I'm pretty sure it says right on the blow up doll, "NOT TO BE USED AS FLOTATION DEVICE"

  • Jimmyschmitz

    #26 will haunt my nightmares
    I will never sleep again

    • passwordistaco

      #27 Will haunt mine

      • Scary

        This can never be unseen

      • The Guy

        This scene is in the Golden Girls intro.

    • who cares

      Do NOT fucking spray Koalas. They hate that.

  • Mark B.

    <img src=http://www.mynewcarquote.us/hotels/pi.jpg>#25 Awesome, so crazy, what's that, I didn't see that like this before <img src=http://www.mynewcarquote.us/aquarius/nd.jpg>

    • http://www.facebook.com/ChristyLCombs Christina Combs

      Strokkur is one of the geysers in Iceland. This photo is right before the the water gushes from it.

    • RDS

      Strokkur? I barely even know 'er!

  • KROOLAID

    #26 HOLY MOTHER OF ZOmbie Koalas! jeeez

  • Mcchocolate

    #18 hahahahah…and then they die

    • Brad

      I know I'm gonna get some hate for this, and I completely understand why, but even photoshopped fat she looks hot. I still can't watch her show(s), but at least her pics are always good. Again, I understand whatever thumbs down I get

      • Guse

        I think she's pretty hot, too. Dirty, disease-ridden, etc. but sorta hot.

      • Phil

        I think it's cause they didn't fatten her face any.

      • The Guy

        "Again, I understand whatever thumbs down I get"? Man up guy! you sound like Snuffaluffagus, geez.

    • Go Hoosiers

      yo yo yo, Ima let you finish….nope, jk, lemme get that cake bitch

  • Shawn

    Don't feed #16 after midnight, it turns into #26

  • moses

    #16 that looks easy

  • KoalasAreAlwaysCute

    #26 Tonight…We Dine in HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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