I do what I want (25 Photos)

Do you do what you want? Send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, whatever.

  • Guest


    A shout out to all Toronto chivers!

    • IrishMan

      Hell YEAH!

    • Sean

      Does Oakville Count?

      • Dave

        Yeah Oakville counts. Close enough

  • Scodeling


    • ryguy


    • MonkeyMadness

      Yeah, thanks for reposting that, I haven't seen that pic since number 1.

      • Drain my pipe


  • BigPup

    #3 Oh we've got a bad ass here!

    • Macro

      Some men just want to watch the world burn.

      • Kristen

        And the rest of them just want to watch you burn.

        • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

          Some would burn it themselves.. This city is so pretty, do you wanna burn it with me?

          • suck me dry

            no. i want you to suck me dry

  • BigPup

    #14 #24 MOAR, please find them!

    • Jinkies

      Yeah! He must work out…

      • Mr_Taco

        Looks like he's working his right arm.

    • http://www.facebook.com/hayden.baer Hayden Baer

      I must concur with this sentiment!

    • Ted says

      Same girl. Wow.

    • Mike

      Jesus, can we have one thread where the first replies isn't a bunch of horndogs going "MOAR! FIND HER!"?

      Go watch porn, you sad bunch.

      • Foosbah


  • Ina

    #14 FIND

    • StevieB

      Agreed. Took me literally five seconds to notice the sign she was disobeying.

    • VaderWRX

      Needs to be said again. Please find her.

    • beans

      love to stock that cart

    • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

      She's not just a person…

  • KingThing

    Find here…. QUICK!

    • KingThing

      "Her", those…dat ass!….you know what I meant!

    • filthyslob

      as fast as his hand is going

  • bkibbs

    #3 This couldn't be done to any other box of crackers

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    He obviously wants to play with himself.

    • Topher

      that wasn't the case

    • mike

      that guy is masturbating so fast the cam didn't even saw it.

      • Mr_Taco

        For his sake, I hope the cam never saw's it.

    • NDChiver

      Not at the table, Carlos!

    • MonkeyMadness

      His hand automatically starts fapping when he's near a girl.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Aaron is still at it then.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Something will be "inserted" there.

    • Ethix

      My guess is a cart.

  • reaperMEDIC

    #14 I insert what? Where?

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    To each his own….i guess. ew.

  • Babyfartspizzadude

    #20…i do this all the time….me = badass.

    • https://www.facebook.com/rlrunyon Ricky Runyon

      You misspelled dumbass…

    • majorfathead

      Enjoy your Hepatitis C

  • tv_paul

    #24 I think the hot girl is making that guy FAP at a tremendous speed.

  • Lisa

    #17 Cats are the devil.

    • OhioChiver

      Just thinkin outside the box. 😉

      • Cat

        Nope, just crapping outside of it.

  • tv_paul

    #14 Okay but I don't think I'd be able to insert a cart into her. Unless "cart" is a euphemism for ….

  • Luimi_

    #14 FIND HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • jimbozo

    #8 You have just ruined the universe

    • Underbaker

      That is not how you give the pouch respect.

    • Blake

      yea this one kind of upset me

    • LP0716


  • Bangerang

    #1 Aleays thought that would w the best job in downtown LA. Dive around almost run assholes over. Get paid to do it all.

  • A BiPolar Guy

    I do what I want, and I don't want to send in a pic of it, so I'm doing what I want while I do what I want.

    • HatBomb

      Cool story. Don't forget to take your meds.

      • A BiPolar Guy

        awww, they take all the fun out of life

        • HatBomb

          Hahaha. Agreed!

  • drbman

    #14, there's something i'd like to insert her with!

    • Cecil

      Wait, what? I'd like to insert her with some butter and a forklift? But what would you be inserting her into?

    • Drain my pipe

      your micro-penis?

  • bigcityreem

    #17 Oh…so you wanted me to $h!t in this plastic box-o'-sand?

    • HatBomb

      Ohhhh, I thought the sand was for wiping my feet AFTER I pooped. My bad.

  • Go Hoosiers

    #17 My dickhead cat does the same damn thing & my wife thinks it's funny, i get too drunk 1 time & poop in our hot tub, an get the evil-eye for a week. WTF?

    • Cecil

      I get in trouble even when I get it in the cats litterbox.

    • red dragons

      you sir, made me laugh with that shit !

  • beef

    #14 FIND HER!

  • Mighty

    #16 your safe there's a woman working above……operating heavy machinery and talking on her phone, while trying to paint her nails!

    • HatBomb

      Its the driving and eyelash curling that scares the shit out of me. Obviously you can't see, you've got a piece of metal attached to your EYELID! Don't try to tell me it's fine, you do it all the time.

    • Frank

      So, pretty much like every freaking day on the interstate. But I get a ticket for going 6 mph over the limit.

  • d1j2long3

    #14 MOAR!!!!

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