Seriously, WTF. (33 photos)

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  • tv_paul

    #21 You Rascal you.



  • Fall

    Babyfart loves cock! Fact!

    • Habsy

      Some how I don't think he love's it as much as Marty does.
      Now that Baby isn't showing his face around here, there is much more room for that back to the future troll.

      • Jack o' lantern

        You should worry more about learning how to use apostrophes

    • Keep Calm

      Well that was quite original of you.

      • The Chive Staff

        shut up, babyfart. everyone knows you love teh cock.

    • babyfartmagizax

      Look at meeeee…Imma douche!

      • Brodie

        Now that you've accepted this, you can move on with your life.

  • Kev

    #7 I WISH!!!

    • jreddy23

      #7…don't quit your day j…oh wait, nevermind.

    • TheRob

      Think of the chaffage!

      • ZachBob

        He must buy jars of Vaseline as often as he does meth.

    • Firefighter23

      Clearly he is magic.

    • etcrr 131p

      i do that without meth cause meth is bad for masturbatory techniques if i did meth then id be doing something illegal cause drugs are illegal

    • majorfathead

      Imagine how yoked his arm must be! Completely ripped!


      "ICE AGE" Documentary. Watch it its fucken wacked.

  • akbrown006

    Its the Mexican Chucky. Damn Dora.

    • gnocco

      I have the strangest boner right now

      • loshy123

        either really funny or really really gross

        • Tomas

          Funny as hell.

    • Underbaker

      Is it wrong to keep wondering if that is a small bewbed woman wearing that Dora head?

  • AssClown

    #5 He came so hard, it came out of her mouth!
    #7 Dafaq? I don't even use meth!

    • Touché

      Dude, seriously LOL'd on your first comment. Haha.

    • tv_paul

      #5 I think he's taking her for granite.

    • MonkeyMadness

      See what meth can do to you? It makes you masturbate less!

  • Martin_McFly

    #6 Must be coming across the Rio Grande

    • Habsy

      Trollin again I see.

    • drew

      Which way?

  • Optimus_prime

    #24 my dyslexia pays off!

    • Loose

      Are you sure its not Ana's Lex? Get out da gutter! Admittedly,the dirty dyslexia went through my mind first.

      • Matt

        Thanks Captain Obvious.

    • Herbie

      doin' Ohio proud.

      • Hancock

        doin' Ohio in the ass…but those Buckeye dudes like it that way.

    • BOOM!

      Shit I'm dyslexic too.

  • Martin_McFly

    #7 Pfft. Amateur

    • Habsy

      Pfft, troll.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Proof that meth makes you masturbate less.

  • SteelHorseCowboy

    #21 Party like a Rock Star……

    • jreddy23

      Pretty sure he's glad he can't feel his legs.

      • Devin

        How do you think he lost them in the first place?

    • Penis Wrinkle

      That's etcrr's ex-wife…she left him for a dude with a nicer vehicle.

  • kal50

    #32. OK, now that they farted, wait for it to escape…

    • jreddy23

      It's amazing what stars have to endure prior to making it big…I mean, look at Adam Levine.

      • anakin

        pretty sure thats a-trak, and when i say pretty sure i mean 100%

    • TheRob

      I'm wondering how they got those on….

      • JinGJ

        A ton of flour.

  • NCChiver

    #26 Do these shorts make my butt look big?

    • the sad truth is...

      she's probably a military dependant

      • WTF Mate

        eat a cock and die

    • Orcslayer

      she must be born with the shorts… no way anyone could button them up.

    • Hutch

      No, It's your butt that makes the shorts look small

    • CrackerJack

      And people say theChive is racist. This pic is for all the black guys!

    • Deep Dish

      The saddest part about this picture is that you know she thinks she looks smoking hot.

      • ObamaOops

        Maybe she's a black albino? That's hot for them? Reminds me of a joke! What do you all a black albino? … A hypocrite

        • Nahhh

          She's a white hispanic.

  • Bath Salty Dog

    #12 shawty wanna be a pug

    • RichMahogany

      P-U-G we be, that's pug mentality we puggin', puggin' puggin' puggin' 'til the day I die..

  • Jack Wagon

    #5 seriously disturbing…

    • Vent187

      #13 is disturbing. I'm going to have nightmares for a while now.

    • WTF Mate

      yeah, seriously disturbing that this is turning me on…

  • guest

    #30 is how I feel if I don't do the latter half of #7

  • PontangPunisher

    #21 that's why the guy can't fucking walk !!!!

    • Schart

      I was tempted to dislike your comment because you're an Oiler's Fan but couldn't bring myself to after reading it. That shit's funny right there! KCCO from Alberta!

      • PontangPunisher

        lol let me guess " Flames" :D

        anywho KCCO from Deadmonton

    • Boner

      she just wanted a ride

  • Interesting...

    #28 Asian female Jack Black?

    • Jasoer

      Find her!

  • Cassandra Boulanger

    #7 lol day well spent?

    • MonkeyMadness

      That's why I don't do meth, it makes you masturbate less.

  • Lolz

    #25 Cool! A protection shield

    • usmc_chiver
    • loshy123

      reminds me of the triple turtle shells from mario kart

    • Frank

      I wonder if they hone in on the car in front of you, or if they just shoot straight.

    • Cecil

      Awesome to watch, but I am certain that the poor bastard in that car is so far beyond frustrated.

      • guest

        and for some strange reason he is getting very, very sleepy.

    • dick

      Wonder if the driver fell asleep counting sheep.

    • Goat

      Not from a sheep fucker.

      • Boner

        Its a very specialized shield only protects against sheep fuckers

  • BigPup

    #3 I doubt you could ever have a more epic day then playing with a Cheetah and a hot blonde on the beach… (oh ya and MOAR of the blonde)

    • JMick

      I am fairly certain that "hot blonde" is about 11-13 years old.

      • Drew Andersen

        id probably still hit it :-/

      • Ranger Rick

        i guess when your 50 most girls look 11- 13

  • ShrimpDaddy

    Did she put them on when she was 12 and then just keep eating???

    • dea9

      You win at Chive

    • tv_paul

      That's not a muffin top, that's a pop over.

    • Mark

      Hey at least she's committed

      • Underbaker

        Thank God, I was worried she was still roaming the streets.

  • tv_paul

    #22 Get your damn feet off my cock!

  • Nero

    This blasting muffin top will haunt my dreams for the next week. Thanks Chive.

    • theycallmedaddy

      hahahaha oh my goodness

  • Damian

    #7 The definition of forever alone.
    #25 Whatever you do don't get out of the fucking car.

    • WTF Mate

      Gotta love the reflection on #7

  • Average John

    #15 Dora, you're such a slut……..

  • Optimus_prime

    #6 El Grapadura y el castor malo

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