Tuck it up, it’s Burnsday (62 photos)

  • babyfartmagizax

    #62 Burnsday is upon us!! Rejoice!!

    • Heywoud Jablome

      HAHAHA! He's changed his ID to something else so as to not hurt his reputation score. BWAHAHAHA!
      Now go make a pizza. Mushrooms and peppers, extra sauce. NOW!

      • babyfartmagizax

        I love how you all think I deliver pizzas, just proves how stupid some of you actually are.. and the whole thing with my account not having rep, is because I forgot to log in. But now go ahead, do what you want, I could really give a shit.

        • BruceWayne

          "I love how you all think"……babyfartmagizax Just from this opening 6 words I will make this assumption: "You ARE a dumb ass." Community college pretender to be a cool IT fat ass dude that works as the second in charge for the Geek Squad at the local Best Buy.

          #50 stopped my scroll. πŸ™‚

          • HOOK

            See, this is how you post on theChive.First comment on the 'hot topic'(completely agree).Then absolutely lose your mind on the Gallery.#50 crippled me.Well done Caped Crusader.

        • uh huh

          I heard Guthrie Atkinson once dropped a piping hot pizza all over a little kid who answered the door. The kid suffered 2nd degree burns.

        • Miles

          Nobody mentioned "delivering" pizza… But the fact is you DO indeed work at Domino's. Here's a pic of Guthrie at work… Followed by the link to his FB account. Check it out before it gets deleted.

          • windowlicker

            HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Pizza Man!!

          • babyfartmagizax

            Yes, from 2011… you're really up to date there buddy

            • Miles

              Really? A whole year ago?

            • LOL

              The fact that you had Facebook break that link only confirms your suspected identity.

        • Arcona

          "I could really give a shit" Couldn't! it's Couldn't!! Damn 'Muuricans! Learn how to speak!

          To the crybaby down thumbers who need a waaaaambulance… Ah do what ah wawwwwn't!

    • Guthrie_Atkinson

      So what was it like starring with Tom Hanks in a movie?

    • Nick

      I really thought you guys got rid of this clown. After yesterday's interweb rape, I figured he would go into hiding for at least a little while…

      • HOOK

        Indeed, 'Interweb Rape'…Gotta remember this dude is a complete 'LOAD'….Epic day yesterday on theChive…

        • Babyfartspizzadude

          Guthrie Atkinson is just too dumb to leave….nice we all have a common enemy…

        • chip"themeat"hayes

          what post yesterday are you guys referring to?

          • arnold

            Hump Day post to get the exclusive on BabyFarts being exposed
            though the admins took down the original ousting post

            • HOOK

              Which is a shame,theChive has taught me to KCCO,they should consider doing the same and re-post original outing of 'bumpukemagizax'…Just sayin.

              • Martin_McFly

                In retrospect I'm no too bothered by it being taken down. Most of us can take it for face value – as fun and games. But there are some crazies out there that could have used that information for bad.. and when another Chiver's (even babyfarts) well-being is compromised, its no longer cool. But thanks for the support.

                Chive On Brothers and Sisters!

                • spaceace

                  Pizza boy! Hahahaha!

                  • Patches

                    So is this an example of the "chive community" at work? A guy posts nothing but positive comments and a bunch of internet bullies make fun of his job and his weight and his appearance?
                    Seriously, read through his posts – he says NOTHING that isn't repeated about a hundred times over by other commenters in every thread – how is it any more pointless when he says "MOAR" than when someone else does?
                    Trust me, I've got no respect or admiration for a guy who seems to be on here 24/7 just so he can comment first – but I've got even less respect and admiration for a bunch of bullies who get so angry at him doing so that they call him names and post his personal information for all to see. For a bunch of people who love to constantly yell about "KCCO", none of you seem very calm at all.

                    • chivepolice

                      don't forget to log back in, babyfart.

                    • Fph

                      "positive comments" are not the same as "positively retarded comments".

                    • someguy

                      no no, i can attest to what patches is saying. I've seen many of "babyfarts" comments which seemed perfectly fine and over a dozen replies just berating the guy mercilessly. Now im assuming some of you are saying it as a joke, but others may be taking it too seriously and Patches said it well enough, you're internet bullies. You're more cowardly and pathetically hypocritical than babyfarts is (apparently) hated.
                      It's almost disgusting how contradictory most of your actions are to what you post about keeping calm and chiving on, and being part of a friendly community. Chivers you are not.

                    • ATLChiver

                      Well said Patches and someguy. He's annoying but holy shit…

    • http://www.blacksonblondes.com Cum_yo_momamouth

      DUDE .. YOU ROCK!

      Seriously .. I ALWAYS laugh at your comments. KCCO

  • AB

    #50. Find. That is all.

    • Bobbybaggins

      Once you see it..

    • FindHerNow


    • Yuuuup

      Please find

    • chiver

      deliciously dangerous curve!

    • Fire chiver

      I second the motion tO find her, do we have a 3rd?

    • Macro

      Agreed. She needs her own gallery post ASAP.

    • james

      Submit MOAR of those beautiful +2's…

    • mikey

      awwwwwful playboy tattoo….

      • AssHaterson

        Didn't even notice until you pointed it out.

      • Nohodas

        She has a tatoo???

    • sfb101

      I agree! But, WTF!?! Why can't I Tapiture it? What's up with these banned images?
      Inquire minds need to know!

    • MattKL

      Yes, find her and her landing strip!

    • uh uh

      Nice and thick…mmmm

    • http://www.facebook.com/jeremiah.baker.142 Jeremiah Baker


    • Nohodas

      Oh yes, please Finder her

    • Notknowing

      Need moar pix, pls. Love the curves.

  • ICUP

    #33 wins. absolute perfection!

    • skip

      what's up with her right leg?

    • AssClown

      Dat vagina area!!!

    • nate33uc

      #16 # 59….holy moses

      • nate33uc


    • just4fun88


    • rawdogginit420

      i declare #58 the winner

    • jakeofhearts

      with a capital P!!

    • Shorty

      I think you made the right decision dear. Comfort is king.

    • maboze1x

      #33 and #54 Burnd it and shaved it! Yumi… πŸ˜›

  • just4fun88

    #4 for the love of god, I NEED this number!

    • nate33uc

      #10 #20 #35 #42 #55 thank you chive…thank you so much (i'd love to see the ones you can't / don't post…you lucky bastards)

    • anony

      you wouldnt even know what to do with a girl like this

    • B_Error

      Deserves Own Post. Find Her!

    • Underbaker

      It is great to be back to one of my favorite post. #4 had me singing Blondie in my head through the rest of the gallery.

      • Lowtiercomputer

        I imagine if #4 had posted her number with the picture, then nobody would actually be able to reach her as the telephone services would be overloaded.

    • dakota

      can i call you?

  • jreddy23


    • Bryan


      • anony

        DONT LAUGH! – jack nicholson in the departed

        not original

        • anony-miss

          hmm…looks like 40+ people disagree with you.

          • 4tr4ttg

            no. it's still not original.

    • What crappenin

      There should be a hot chicks with man hands post

    • http://www.facebook.com/don.terry.96 Don Terry

      shit you beat me to it

  • http://www.facebook.com/dustin.lane.79 Dustin Lane

    #10 Where in TX are these chivettes?

    • Dave

      Cleaning the house never looked so good

    • Reed Tarded

      Stopped fake cleaning for a moment to take some pictures.

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    #50 Ya there's gonna be quite a few of us that would like you to be a second time Chivette….Moar Please

    • http://freshdub.tumblr.com KCO617

      YES YES YES!!!

    • Yup

      Please send moar !!

    • http://www.facebook.com/justin.russell.948 Justin Russell

      Please for the love of all things good MOAR!!!

    • Captain calm

      Yes please moar!!!

  • Dizz

    #2. I am rich and I cum nutella… Just saying.

    • Capone

      annnnd you are a douchbag…just saying

    • just4fun88

      dude… U suck!

    • HumpDan

      The funny thing about a sense of humor is…

    • Must know

      Who is this???!!!

      • fed

        jessica jane clement if i'm not mistaken

        • Houdini112

          you'r wright

    • Zuke

      Well that's all well and good until you find out that she's already richer than you are and is allergic to walnuts. What of your ironclad plan then, hm?

      • KPP

        It'll be cool. Nutella is made with Hazelnuts!


        U got jacked fool!

    • andrew

      oh really whell i cum toping for a ice cream sandwitch and your the sandwitch so get in my sights so i can frost yah sexxy little thing you fucking damn your hotttttttttt ssssssssssssssss finde me on msn i need your hotness baby so bad .

  • Uh oh

    Finally! A burn your bra post early! Early enough for morning wood!

    • spaghetti o's

      it's really funny to me right now why nipples get censored at all.


      • andrew

        lol thats so true you go girl and i like nipples i think there sexy no matter what shape or size

    • Eric

      Jessica Jane Clement

  • http://www.facebook.com/dustin.lane.79 Dustin Lane

    oops #51 Where in TX are these chivettes?

  • Zaedrus

    Well done, Chivettes. Well done.

    • Tru Chiver

      agreed. well done, whores. KCCO

  • that_dude_b

    #4 hand bra FTMFW

  • scott

    #4 ….you forgot to put up your number so i could call you….HOT and SEXY

    • johnson

      hello can you sock me good and ride on me

  • Boston Rugger

    #2 How many girls have this same tattoo, it seems like that same one and location on a lot.

    • Flatmike

      She has a tattoo?

      • http://www.facebook.com/george.cable.7 George Cable

        Its the usually the same chick, Jessica Jane Clement.

  • dry sucker

    "suck me all"

    • Captain Planet

      Tryin to impersonate a funny person is the worst form of trolling. You are awarded no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

      • Japanese Suck Me Dry

        you suck me now later please!

  • BigPup

    #33 I wanna be in critical condition in THIS burn unit!

  • zoxymusic

    #33 made me rise to the occasion!

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    #2 this photo has been on The Chive 14 times…hERES Hopping for 14 more

    • winfields

      Hop to it!

    • DrGarnicus

      With a rack like that, good thing!

  • Indiana Chive Fan

    Please show the 2nd half of this video in the afternoon version of burn your bra.
    Thank you.

    • Bruce

      Theres a second half?? Must… scour… interwebs…

  • pa'ver

    #50 moar

  • Scott

    #1, How about some HQ pics, your super sexy!! #50 Love the curves

    • Dave

      #1 Is amazing

      • https://www.facebook.com/phil.kelley.902 Phil Kelley

        ……….I think that is my roommate…..wow….this just got awkward….

        • CKristen

          Dude, you should totally fuck her brains out. I bet she put that picture on her so you'd know that she was ready to take your manhood.

        • https://www.facebook.com/melanie.huhn.75 Melanie Huhn

          are you from Michigan? cause i don't think I am your roommate 😦

      • Baelzetror

        #1, "finally burned it"
        Thank you!

        • https://www.facebook.com/melanie.huhn.75 Melanie Huhn

          your welcome πŸ˜‰

    • Ken

      Couldn't agree more Love the curves #50. your man is one lucky SOB .. just saying πŸ™‚

      • Barbie

        But, Ken…you told me you were a raging homo.

  • neXx

    – #33 #50, MOAR?!!

    • Krazy_K

      oh yes I love these chivettes.

  • Alexis

    Why you no put my burn up? 😦

    • Chive Heckler

      Three nipples and a mustache….oh yeah…the crabs….definitely the crabs.

    • BigPup

      Send it to me I'll let ya know what was wrong!

      • Alexis

        How do you embed a pic on the comments

        • http://www.ptuYOURpicADDYhere.com Chris

          Just post it on flickr or some photo sharing website, then post the link here!

    • The Chive Staff

      you got saggy titties. sorry.

    • Jay

      shoot it to me!!! πŸ˜€ Might need some extra motivation… even welcome to show extra πŸ˜‰

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #58 now theres a cleavage i wanna motorboat! thannk god for burnsday

    • HOOK

      Love the photo,wonder when she's done lacing up the KID shoes if she'll be out for a leisurely stroll dressed like that??

    • getnasty

      my favorite!

    • Zuke

      She's got toe thumbs. Normally little things like that don't distract me, but for some reason they're all I can look at now that I've noticed them…

      • beans

        and she's "walleyed"

    • jimmer nobody

      It's not a cleavage it's boobage, dude.

  • gus

    #50 …the curves, oh god the curves

    • Knuckle head

      Oooooo my god. That is sooooo. AWSOME.

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      Like a coke bottle, damnnn!

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