When the zombie apocalypse comes, will you be ready? (25 Photos)

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  • JinGJ

    Not worried.

    • Erok54

      All I need is my mossberg 500 and my gsg 522.

    • JinGJ

      After a second look, I'll take # 20.

      • Word

        Yeah, some of the cars look pretty sick but the whole zombie meme is over-done and I'm tired of it

        • 098489

          thank you! how many times are people gonna keep repeating the one same thing over and over again? it's fucking old.

    • WTF Mate

      Why is why you will be the first to die…

  • amazed

    holy shit yes!!! All of them!

  • Yank

    I'm ready. Bring them on

  • Ja rule

    The knife/gun/knuckleduster looks like I would end up off worse trying to use it

  • Chiver 711

    #23 I want that gun

    • Molon Labe


      That's a unique 3-barrel Spanish revolver (Pistola Concaricato) in 6.35mm (.25 ACP). The lever on the butt strap selects one of the 3 firing pins, so it fires one round at a time.

      (Recently sold by Horst Held Antique Handguns of Texas.)

      • ScottieD

        Check out the big brain on Molon. Nice handle BTW.

    • Molon Labe


    • Yo Mamma

      We're making a T-Shirt gun like this at work.

    • crystal


    • FoolOfATook

      Good luck reloading with a zombie horde coming at you.

    • Phil

      Looks like it fires 3 bullets with every trigger pull, seems wasteful

  • mullet

    #24 i dont need a bat witg a nail into survive. I just need to out run your fat ass.

    • Brodie

      Rule #1: Cardio, Cardio, Cardio

    • STFU

      But in the mean time learn to spell, type and use grammar correctly.

      • Sperring

        Silly you… Grammar and spelling won't help you in a zombie apocolypse

    • electric boogalo

      He's from the Slingshot Channel and would save your whiny ass.

      • mullet

        the fact there is a sling shot channel and you know about it means you are going to die first

        • http://www.facebook.com/bobby.alten.1 Bobby Alten

          Or he took physics in high school or college in the last 5 years

          • where2now

            you kids and your game boy colors , blink 186 and your Fizzics. When will you learn that being in shape trumps brains during the outbreak.mmmmm brains

        • DrFunkenstein124

          The fact that we know about and watch the slingshot channel means while you are looking for bullets, we are already killing zombies. Enjoy getting eaten!

  • Ina

    #13 #21 Need to make/buy…

    • Ctzn

      #13 Where do the magazines containing the all important bullets go, i wonder? o.0

    • ruzzle

      #13 I guess this would be good if you were not concerned about RELOADING THE FUCKING GUN

      • kujhawklaw

        Exactly. Where would the magazine go?

        • http://www.countingposts.com dutch

          duh, it's a single-shot automatic.

          • Guest

            ^^ you get one shot, dont miss

            • Scott

              This would work, if the gun were a revolver.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Definitly not where all clips go…

    • Underbaker

      On #21 if you have your fingers in the Brass Knuckles wouldn't the gun be pointing at you?

      • ThePatriot

        #21 is very impractical, there is no barrel you'd only have a max distance 3 foot shot

  • Pants Pudding

    Do they work against robots?

    • Sarcasm

      Really Robots? Go back to reading your comic books. So back to the Zombies I seriously need get #3 when shit hits the fan

      • Pants Pudding

        You stupid fucker. Have fun trying to paint fangs on your Plimouth Duster when zombies, robots, or some combination of the two cut you in half or eat your brains.

      • ThatGuy

        I love this comment

        • Pants Pudding

          Because you're an idiot?

  • back2worknow

    I dig #8, but one can never fail with a Cricket bat. Just ask Shaun.

    • bubblerider86

      i want this….i want it so badly. "Back the fuck up you brain eating mothafucka, do you fucking see what this is!"…I am abnormally excited by it.

      • weldsoft

        Understandable… It's one sexy weapon.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Isn't that the ripper from Fallout?

    • McQuaid

      What's that? Too extreme for you, you dumb slut?

  • Luimi_

    #13 where would the clip go…. do not want!

    • mike


      • adam

        clip is gangsta but what he meant to say was magazine

        • Lunch_Box

          Actually clip isn't gangsta either, clip is just wrong, it's a magazine, a clip will not work with a pistol.

          • Jawbone

            Never seen a Mauser, huh?

            • Lunch_Box

              Actually a Mauser uses what is called a charger, it's not actually a clip, although it is mistaken for one. So yes, I have heard of a Mauser.

              • dochandy

                i feel like you're someone i could be best friends with…

                • Lunch_Box


        • mike

          It must have been an auto-correct.

    • diezombiedie

      If you make the blade attachment just one side of the handle, then the magazine feed can be left open.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Ppl cant be serious when they ask this question

    • ZachBob

      Make the gun a revolver. Problem solved.

    • lars

      it a magazine not a clip….

    • Luimi_

      lol @ the seriousness

  • Martin_McFly

    #14 Also a safe mode of transportation against a hive of Xenomorphs!

    • Habsy

      Oh my, look here's Marty making a comment on the first page.
      Never seen that before.

    • baihui

      The same hive in which half of them got massacred?

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Ah TIV 2, you're more badass than the Dominator but I still love your little brother

    • MattKL

      I like to keep this handy, for close encounters.

    • https://www.facebook.com/greg.kirn Greg Kirn

      That is the tiv2 from storm chasers

    • majorfathead

      The mileage and range may turn out to be an issue after a while, Once the gas is gone that thing becomes, basically a boxed lunch

  • Bangerang

    #4 Excuse me mister zombie, I can't swig this aroun like everyone else's weapon I need you to place your head right here real quick. Thanks.

    • Si1entStatic

      you might as well start swinging it because i don't think that battery will last for more than 1 zombie head…..

      • Anomanom

        Its a crap and decker; it wont cut all the way through one zombie head before it needs a charge.

  • That Guy 13

    I just #25 to live away from everyone!

    • Bob

      that looks like part of Stiltsvile, which is off the coast of Miami

    • Cartwright


    • KAmuayfarang

      Unless you've seen Fulci's Zombie and the shark vs zombie scene…

    • Paul from the gump

      Gotta go out for supplies at some point, homes.

      • drew

        There's a boat on the left. That said, fresh water would be the biggest constraint to long term survival in this place.

        • yeah

          collect rainwater or do one of those things that catch the evaporated sea water to get rid of the salt in the saltwater

  • crazydog

    because you never have to reload a machete….

    • Guntherj

      I agree! But it still wouldn't hurt to have some firepower, just make sure you have a nice big blade for backup. Another advantage to the machete is the fact that it doesn't make a loud noise that would potentially attract more zombies!

    • HUNK

      but you do have to sharpen it.

  • JuiceBox

    anyone else wondering where the clip goes in #13???

    • bobby


      • https://www.facebook.com/wes.jones.104 Wes Jones

        Thank you bobby. That drives me nuts.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          What? Synynoms drive u nuts?

          • Salt

            Considering that they aren't synonyms, yes.

          • Jawbone

            Shitty spelling drives me to murder.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake


  • tv_paul

    #15 Who Knew IKEA furniture could be so useful.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      IIRC Someone was actually marketing this in the UK, but was shot down because you aren't allowed to defend yourself.

  • jaynecobb2

    You all can have the up close weapons. I will take #12 and #9.

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      dude all #12 is is a gun with a bunch of shit on it, none of which will help you in any situation, not even a M203. it's just optics and lights

    • flosen_one

      i don´t know about #9, i mean in almost every zombie movie, one of the first things you see is an empty tank with dead people around it. there has to be a reason for that.

      although it has the sharpy things instead of the track…

  • Mike l.

    #11 only problem is eventually bodies will pile up and eventually create a climable pile. Good first line defence though.

    • http://google.com adrian

      Anyone else wonder why there are spikes between the two floors of the defense tower?

      • Firsttimeseriously

        Yes! I specifically scrolled through the comments to see if anybody else addressed this. They seem totally superfluous

      • diezombiedie

        Possibly they are on hydraulics to push out and knock off any zombies once they start to pile up?

    • Cmfoxes5

      I thought the same thing, then thought incinerator as well.. but then figured you'd run out of fuel eventually.. you'd need something like a grinder into the building but then you'd have figure out what to do with the bits of zombies that piled up inside the building

      • sadman

        All fuel is made out of formerly living things. You can covert the dead zombies into fuel for your facility instead of wasting the resource. One cat can generate about 2.5 liters of fuel so a dead human could possibly make 25 liters: http://www.geek.com/articles/news/german-scientis

    • Static

      if you have a river of running water through it. it will just wash em away! untill they come around the back door lol

      • vampirate

        Why waste fresh water? Just build a moat and fill it with sulphuric acid.

      • Jared

        No, need to set up an incinerator, burn it all to ash.

    • KeepinCalm


      • JESSE

        no you're actually wrong

        • Ethix

          Depends on which side of the pond you're on.

    • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy


    • FoolOfATook

      Here's a man that will survive! Very nice thinking.

    • mat89

      what if they come from behind…

    • Sade

      Agreed. Liked the idea at first though.

    • terryc

      Just have to burn the bodies.

  • Leo

    A good song to listen to while looking at these is "Zombies, March!" by GWAR

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Hahhaha gwar

  • Zaedrus

    #9 looks serious.

    • guest

      Dude in China (go figure) built his own "Megatron" from the 1st Transformers movie

  • mrkerrdontplay

    #25 is by far my choice to ride out a zombie apocalypse

    • Underbaker

      So where is the rule that says zombies can't walk in water, it's not like they would drown?

      • heathclif

        Ever see George Romero's "Land of the Dead" … they walk under the water (because zombies don't breathe) of the river to get to the downtown fortress

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        They def cant swim. And if u live in water does that mean that laws of a country dont ap to u

        • Underbaker

          Careful what you wish for, if the laws don't apply to you they also don't apply to them pirates that might attack you.

          • mrkerrdontplay

            i don't care about a zombie's aquatic ability. if i die because i'm devoured by the risen dead, i'd like to be in paradise when it happens.

    • yeeNyee

      wat if sharks eat the zombies,do they become infected?? then fish become infected….

      • Underbaker

        Always wondered why it was only humans that got infected, I guess if all creatures could be infected it would be over too soon.

  • adam

    #13 worse idea ever…where will the magazine go?

    • http://twitter.com/fchezenko @fchezenko

      hardly time for reading dude !!!

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Tisk tisk my boy. We do live in a 3D world. U know that rite?
      And this pic was already commented on so just reply next time

      • I don't know

        Tisk tisk even in a 3d world there would be no place for a magazine. It's poorly designed or rendered. Even if they made it a full pistol grip and attached the blade to the bottom of that, it would be attached to the magazine which would mean you couldn't just put in a fresh mag you'd have to reload the one attached to the blade.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          I mean i didnt read the instructions but im sure it could be rigged to work

  • Babyfartspizzadude

    i would give a zombi one of my witty comments to drive them away…

    • Kenai

      we can send Paula out. even the ones without heads will flee.

  • A BiPolar Guy

    #19 is in the right direction. I've seen enough Zombie movies to know that by the time your are fighting them it often already too late to survive. You need to run before they come. There's no shame in that. There's just too many of them. So why wait even that long? The only episode of doomsday prepers I ever saw showed this couple that bought a surplus missile silo in the middle of nowhere. Not only is it designed to withstand a lot more than a herd of zombies, it has a huge amount of space to store stuff and haveman indoor farm. You could live there for years, till all the zombies starve from no more brains, if that's what they do. Nobody unlives forever.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      To the nazi's, I know I typed your are instead of you are.

      • fail

        too bad you missed the "have(m)an" when you did your edit!

    • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

      you had me laughing pretty hard there guy! good stuff haha. 'starve from no more brains' hahaha

    • FoolOfATook

      There is no evidence that zombies will ever starve and "die". No one could outlive them, and after 10-20 years you'd probably be ready to die from hopelessness. The best bet is to go out like Butch and Sundance and take as many of the bastards with you as you can.

      • truth

        If it is proof we are basing this on, maybe we should start with the whole concept of a zombie apocalypse.

        • flosen_one

          yeah, sure…you hear yourself talking??
          I mean think, what you want, but don´t come crawling back, when it starts, i won´t give you any of my weapons!

        • Si1entStatic

          <img src="http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t376/Si1entstatic/Historychannelguy.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

          Well I'm no expert but I have seen a lot of zombie movies and games. I believe that the best scenario to produce a Zombie apocalypse would be a government Bio warfare agent gets leaked into the population and we turn into undead that way. I mean they already had a trial run with the whole Bath Salts incidents…..

        • yeah

          thanks alot……go ahead and f up his comment with logic! LOL

      • nerfherder

        I was kinda thinking about that. I mean, zombies are dead right? If they are dead, they are decomposing pretty quickly being outside in the rain and sun. If that's the case, how long before their joints and muscles simply rot away and cant support them anymore? There will be a bunch of growling carcasses on the ground unable to chase you. The real threat will be over in a matter of months, not years. Just sayin.

        • tv_paul

          When I used to drink in my younger days we came to the same conclusion. We were watching the original Dawn of the Dead at a midnight show. We thought the idea of the mall and fortifying it was a pretty good idea. If they had just waited it out for 6 months or so the flesh would deteriorate from hot/cold/moisture to the point the muscle would just fall of the bone. Anyone who's ever seen a carcass of a dead deer on the side of the road would attest to that. My ideal place to hold up was a US Navy aircraft carrier to wait things out on.

          • Daniel Tosh

            I've been preaching to my friends that a US navy carrier is the best place to be in a zombie attack. 1st it has HUGE space to store food, water and other shit, 2nd they run on nuclear generators never have to refuel. I just need about a billion dollars so I can buy one.

    • ConstableDubs

      Any reader of the Zombie Survival Guide knows that zombies don't "starve". There's no evidence that they need to eat flesh for any reason at all. It just sits in their stomach until it's eventually pushed out the other side. Leave zombies long enough and they'll rot, and that's how they'll die. Except zombies in cold regions will last a lot longer, potentially freezing then thawing in the spring and keep roaming.

      The more you know.

      • tv_paul

        And knowing is half the battle.Go Joe (that's the 2nd time this week I was able to use that line)

  • baihui

    #20 good old russian technology!

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