When the zombie apocalypse comes, will you be ready? (25 Photos)

After a second look, I'll take # 20.

All I need is my mossberg 500 and my gsg 522.

Why is why you will be the first to die…

Nice

Good luck reloading with a zombie horde coming at you.

Looks like it fires 3 bullets with every trigger pull, seems wasteful

We're making a T-Shirt gun like this at work.

#10

#23

That's a unique 3-barrel Spanish revolver (Pistola Concaricato) in 6.35mm (.25 ACP). The lever on the butt strap selects one of the 3 firing pins, so it fires one round at a time.

(Recently sold by Horst Held Antique Handguns of Texas.)

Rule #1: Cardio, Cardio, Cardio

But in the mean time learn to spell, type and use grammar correctly.

He's from the Slingshot Channel and would save your whiny ass.

#13 I guess this would be good if you were not concerned about RELOADING THE FUCKING GUN

On #21 if you have your fingers in the Brass Knuckles wouldn't the gun be pointing at you?

#13 Where do the magazines containing the all important bullets go, i wonder? o.0

Really Robots? Go back to reading your comic books. So back to the Zombies I seriously need get #3 when shit hits the fan

Isn't that the ripper from Fallout?

What's that? Too extreme for you, you dumb slut?

i want this….i want it so badly. "Back the fuck up you brain eating mothafucka, do you fucking see what this is!"…I am abnormally excited by it.

clip?

If you make the blade attachment just one side of the handle, then the magazine feed can be left open.

Make the gun a revolver. Problem solved.

it a magazine not a clip….

lol @ the seriousness

The same hive in which half of them got massacred?

Ah TIV 2, you're more badass than the Dominator but I still love your little brother

I like to keep this handy, for close encounters.

That is the tiv2 from storm chasers

Oh my, look here's Marty making a comment on the first page.
Never seen that before.

The mileage and range may turn out to be an issue after a while, Once the gas is gone that thing becomes, basically a boxed lunch

you might as well start swinging it because i don't think that battery will last for more than 1 zombie head…..

Agreed

Unless you've seen Fulci's Zombie and the shark vs zombie scene…

Gotta go out for supplies at some point, homes.

that looks like part of Stiltsvile, which is off the coast of Miami

but you do have to sharpen it.

I agree! But it still wouldn't hurt to have some firepower, just make sure you have a nice big blade for backup. Another advantage to the machete is the fact that it doesn't make a loud noise that would potentially attract more zombies!

*magazine

Nope

IIRC Someone was actually marketing this in the UK, but was shot down because you aren't allowed to defend yourself.

i don´t know about #9, i mean in almost every zombie movie, one of the first things you see is an empty tank with dead people around it. there has to be a reason for that.

although it has the sharpy things instead of the track…

dude all #12 is is a gun with a bunch of shit on it, none of which will help you in any situation, not even a M203. it's just optics and lights

if you have a river of running water through it. it will just wash em away! untill they come around the back door lol

*defense

lawyered.

Here's a man that will survive! Very nice thinking.

what if they come from behind…

Agreed. Liked the idea at first though.

Just have to burn the bodies.

I thought the same thing, then thought incinerator as well.. but then figured you'd run out of fuel eventually.. you'd need something like a grinder into the building but then you'd have figure out what to do with the bits of zombies that piled up inside the building

Anyone else wonder why there are spikes between the two floors of the defense tower?

Hahhaha gwar

Dude in China (go figure) built his own "Megatron" from the 1st Transformers movie

So where is the rule that says zombies can't walk in water, it's not like they would drown?

wat if sharks eat the zombies,do they become infected?? then fish become infected….

hardly time for reading dude !!!

Tisk tisk my boy. We do live in a 3D world. U know that rite?
And this pic was already commented on so just reply next time

we can send Paula out. even the ones without heads will flee.

To the nazi's, I know I typed your are instead of you are.

you had me laughing pretty hard there guy! good stuff haha. 'starve from no more brains' hahaha

There is no evidence that zombies will ever starve and "die". No one could outlive them, and after 10-20 years you'd probably be ready to die from hopelessness. The best bet is to go out like Butch and Sundance and take as many of the bastards with you as you can.

Any reader of the Zombie Survival Guide knows that zombies don't "starve". There's no evidence that they need to eat flesh for any reason at all. It just sits in their stomach until it's eventually pushed out the other side. Leave zombies long enough and they'll rot, and that's how they'll die. Except zombies in cold regions will last a lot longer, potentially freezing then thawing in the spring and keep roaming.

The more you know.