Darwin’s exceptions: How did it come to this? (36 Photos)

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  • David

    Wow.First

    • Gunthrie Babyfart

      Bob is gay, too many dudes in his posts

  • Wet_tosti

    #24 Wolverine's retarded son?

    • LiT

      this is just cool mkaaay, this does not belong here

    • joeybastardo

      My first thought as well.

  • kosta

    I think Tuesdays need a theme. "toe tuesdays" camel toes. its the one thing missing!

    • Beau McFaggy Pants

      Tight pants tuesday

      • Zach Roeder

        Moose knuckle Monday's!

    • Stevieart

      That is f*****g disgusting. I found a website just for you and your weird obsessions. It's called ratemycameltoe.com

      • chance

        who invited the gay guy ^

        • STeve

          grow up.

    • http://countingposts.com dutch

      or, how about Tan Line Tuesday? what do you think chive?

      • http://countingposts.com dutch

        wow, some dummies can't realize sarcasm. i.e. there "is" something for thuesday. tan lines.

        bunch of faggots.

    • sniffer

      Toe the line Tuesday!!!!

    • Hay

      Why don't you just go to a website that shows vag? Or get a girl willing to sleep with you so you can finally know what it's like to be inside one.

    • Habsy

      Who care's? It's Friday mothafukas

  • cookit

    #1
    seems legit

    • LawnGuyLand

      Actually inert gasses like carbon dioxide or argon. Flammable gasses in different shaped cylinder.

      • http://www.facebook.com/richie.pierce.16 Richie Pierce

        Try again. Normally they wouldn't be the same size, but nothing wrong with it. Plus those sure look like regulators for a cutting torch.

      • Phil

        Yeah, they're definitely acetylene and oxygen tanks, still this happens all the time, no reason for concern

        • stick2112

          Absolutely. Didn't see any reason for this picture to be here.

          • asdads

            Because the movies have taught us that the smallest of sparks will instantly
            make any king of gas container level a whole block…

        • BType13X2

          Indeed as long as the regulators aren't leaking really nothing to be concerned about although it is something that should definitely be avoided.

  • 3MC

    #33 but you CAN use your iPad to weigh yourself.

    • Richard

      Dammit, you just made me ruin 4 perfectly good iPads!!!

    • TpJmmy

      It's a legitimate method to estimate the weight of your brain.

    • aussie aussie aussie

      You stupid fat fuck…….

      • Enzofrost

        Exactly how heavy was he?! I could see smashing the screen, but bending the aluminum frame?! I've seen iPads run over by cars come out better than this.

        • dirtysteve99

          The answer to your question is 'Murrica.

          • Rob

            fuck off steve

            • dirtysteve99

              Good reply, I might just do that, such is the force of your personality.

    • Parkview

      I can stand on my iPad and it is perfectly fine I weigh 170 lb

  • matt

    thats fucking gross #14 and #15

    • 6655321

      I know. You aren't going to lose any weight drinking diet or light sodas.

    • Orcslayer

      and #35 ???

      • https://www.facebook.com/Dweppler08 DeAnna Michelle Weppler

        and #27?? srsly, ew.

        • http://www.facebook.com/jorge.hurtado.140 Jorge Hurtado

          people now days with their ewniqueness

  • SpecialToast

    #28 From one soldier to another, you are a friggin' idiot. She's got you now.

    • http://www.facebook.com/sam.twitch Sam Twitch

      if he believes this i have some property in a swamp for sale

    • LawnGuyLand
      • WTF Mate

        No shit Sherlock

    • DickFister

      Same thing happened to my wife. She blamed it on swallowing watermelon seeds.

    • MylesofStyles

      Same thing happened to my wife. She blamed it on playing Donkey Kong.

    • Pants Pudding

      Same thing happened to my wife. She blamed it on sleeping around.

    • Michelle Obama

      Same thing happened to me, but it was a white baby…I blamed it on Bush.

      • Barack

        Same thing happened to me. Turns out she was a cunt.

    • Patrick

      What a god damn fool! Can't believe it. Faithful, far from!

    • Caspertoo

      Suzy is busy at home. Soldier's know what i'm talkin about

    • socalmarti

      I hate women like this, ruins good guys for girls that would never ever do this!

    • Amanda J

      For real! And if she really does sue and wins it will further prove that our justice system is f@*ked up beyond belief!! This woman makes me sick and I can't believe this soldier believed it.

    • leroy johnson

      omg really a 3D porno ok , then why was her coth off at the porno movie ?????….. i bet leroy knows

  • http://thinkrandomness.blogspot.com beserker

    Fuck i hate these people!

  • https://www.facebook.com/CharleneTheBadass Charlene 'Danger' Gracia

    #36
    Wow….just wow

    • http://twitter.com/Speedstripe @Speedstripe

      That could've been a good plan if he lowered the idling…?

      • LawnGuyLand

        Or if he left it in park and waited for it to go up.

    • AAaronson

      Asian logic

    • cliqueded

      Made it out, though.

    • Enzo frost

      I know every time my car is about to impact a wall I jump in front to intervene…. But back to the point how much time was he hoping to save by putting it in gear while he opened the garage? All of ohhhhh three seconds?

    • Cecil

    • Derby

      Our neighbor lady up the road got killed doing this..opening the front gate.

      • Madministrator

        LOL. Wacky neighbor ladies

    • http://www.facebook.com/patrick.sled Patrick Sled

      Honestly I don't know what the hell he was trying to do

    • Visitohr

      He forgot to say "Powers ON!" before trying to stop the car.

  • LOL

    #19 could have gone really bad if it fell on him

    • Jake

      Duh!

    • Rosstafan

      Or really well for the rest of us

      • George

        ya, but he landed on his head…should be fine

    • HillbillyNinja

      Stupid bastard should have wound up wearing that loader. Just another example of 'dumb luck'.

    • Underhill

      Use a ramp that is not so steep and then back down — perhaps with some ballast in bucket.

  • https://www.facebook.com/nicolas.ferraro.37 Nicolas Ferraro

    #28
    Seriously? How can you be so fucking stupid?

    • Schnizz56

      If this story is real , God help us all!!

      • The_Dood

        It's not.

        • Woop

          Was it on huffington post or something? Where was it first up?

          • The_Dood

            It was made up by a website, http://www.sensacionalista.com.br/

            Here is their apology that ran after the article went a little more public than they had envisioned.

            "A week ago we published an article about a woman who claimed to get pregnant after watching a 3d porn movie. The article was fake and we used a photo that we found on the internet. Unfortunatelly, the article spread around the world because some sites thought that it was real. That was not our intention. Sensacionalista is a small site from Brazil. We never thought that this could happen. That’s why we are asking this family to accept our sincere apology. That woman and her baby in the photo had nothing to do with this article. They are just a normal family trying to live they’re own lives. We apologize for taking their photo and wrongfully putting it in our article. Please, do not publish this article again and next time check what you read before you write. This site is a humor site. Nothing here is real."

      • Harry Longbahls Jr

        If anyone is so goddamn stupid that the thought even crosses their mind that this could be real, god help us all!!!!!!

    • Dave

      Check out this link (or just go to) Snopes to read the story behind this article. It's a hoax from Brazil.

  • RealZoo

    #3 #6 #27…….Darwin, look what we have for you today. Are you pleased?

    • Underbaker

      For the first 2 I would give them an honorary Darwin since I can't see anyone procreating with them. For the third one I've seen women mess themselves up just as bad as that and would probably think this guy is hot, so no Darwin for him.
      (For anyone who doesn't know you should google Darwin award for a good laugh, it basically is an award for those idiots who successfully take themselves out of the gene pool, they don't have to die just make it so they can't make babies)

    • Dale

      And someone had to sit beside that guy on a plane. That would have been interesting.

  • http://twitter.com/Thedude_1620 @Thedude_1620

    #1 bitch please ill send my pic. #16 lady gaga is the poster child

    • faemike

      Lady Gaga is about the only normal one here

  • Harmonica33

    #9 something tells me he made this with bacon strips

    • Schnizz56

      'Merica!!!'

  • Liong

    <img src=http://www.mynewcarquote.us/hotels/pt.jpg>#14 They are all the products of the natural development and the precious treasures of human society. LOl<img src=http://www.mynewcarquote.us/aquarius/ns.jpg>

    • Anon

      Betcha he is voting for Obama so he can get healthcare to fix that

    • socalmarti

      …….more like meth moms!

  • ChiTownChiver

    #6 #27 #18 Kill em. Kill em with fire

    • Fryy

      PLEASE don't forget to kill her as well #35

  • Tayax

    #22 Is actually pretty awesome I think. Its like a 3rd wheel in the turns

    • Jawbone

      Put your foot down in turns, do you?

    • Wookiee

      In case of emergency, you can safely dismount at high speeds.

  • Mr_Taco

    #14 so there is a practical use for stupidity after all.

  • MIKEG01sf

    Ahhh. You must hAve gotten the vesion with ads

  • J.K.H.

    #11. Porkins' son didn't cope well with the loss of his father… o.0

    • Geek

      You, Sir, are the winner

  • rick t

    #14 , #27 ,#32 … if these guys have girlfriends i dont want to live in this world anymore.

    • Zuke

      Hey now, there are billions of women in the world, they outnumber men as a matter of fact, especially in places that don't have problems with people killing off their female infants. Just because one of them are freakin' crazy enough, unattractive enough, or both, to be into…uh…things like that, doesn't mean anything. Having a S.O. isn't some prize you win.

  • Gallus

    The story on #3 actually angers me. He has been dubbed "Terminal" on another web site. He continually rides commercial airlines (hence the nickname) dressed like that. Other people are kicked off flights for inappropriate dress, but, somehow, this guy continually gets away with it. I guess he knows someone, huh?

    • ohwowreally

      he's looking for a lawsuit for discrimination.

    • lll

      Is actually a picture of "suck me dry", honestly, it is…… :p

  • Bob

    #20 stupidity has no limits

    • Enzofrost

      I love this one because it shows darwins law…. He was soo fucking dumb nature decided to take him out with his own fire

      • Underhill

        #20 is a suicide attempt, right?

        • Jethro

          I would like to thank all these people, and their descendants (because they breed early, and now use tek-nolgy apparently, so Darwin was 1/2 right) for keeping me employed indefinitely (ER & ICU RN). But this guy, WOW! And yeah… I've probly seen that.

    • trav

      A pile of lumber, definitely needed that gas to get it going..

  • SAChiverSteven

    These people are retarded.
    True Story.

  • Chubby

    #12 nutty ball skills

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