Soooo…. you got wasted (28 Photos)

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  • Captain Wickedsation

    #3 – Bass player 'bomb!

    • Scary

      All I see are boobs

    • chiver

      find her

    • SmokeyTheBear

      "Fuck you, this ginger is getting laid tonight"

  • Donovan Valtierra

    Good times!

  • Paula_

    Aw fuck, second. How did you get here so fast? Get your stinkin' ass off there, you damn dirty Donovan!

    Anywaysies…. I'm already calmer meow. #12 is missing a 'T'…

    – fan testimonial: "Paula for a troll u r fuckin awesome n it was pretty epic seein u post one of my comments last week. U da man! I think well either way kudos to u! – Islandboi"

    • aFan

      Hi LG! Good to see you again! :*

    • ForkMe

      Man, I got so drunk last night that I actually put a fork in the knife partition of the cutlery drawer.

      What a wild and crazy night.

      • Ninja

        still more likes than that fuckass paula.

    • Euhhh

      Hi. My name is Paula and I'm a complete plug. A useless waste of a human being, who somehow thinks commenting on the chive is making her more socially accepted. You're a fuckin prat. Fuck off and die.

      • Vincent Guzman

        im pretty sure paula wears underwear wit dickholes

        • Euhhh

          Hahahahaha. When she isn't annoying chivers she sucks period blood out of fat bitches dirty underwear.

      • Mark

        Surely you've figured out that Paula is Bob right?

    • TomatoTipper

      You creep me the fuck out.

    • Holy Shit WTF

      I can smell your vagina from here. Wash it please.

  • ckin

    Fan testimonials make no scense

    • Paula_

      Fan testimonials make a lot of SENCE, that's how my dear minions show their love for their beloved Paula.
      You could be one of them. Just show your beloved Paula the love…
      C'mon meow, write me a love letter… ❤

      – Fan testimonial: "what the fuck is this "fan testimonial"…. you put that shit in all your comments? christ. pathetic. talk about a desperate need for self-affirmation. nice monitor tan, bro/sis. – Johnathan"

      • Schutte

        Your spelling makes no SENSE…

        • Paula_

          How do I fish? I just hold a bucket near the pond, the fish jump right in.
          THAT's how easy baiting Chivers is.

          – Fan testimonial: "You provide a spark to our site. – Anonymous"

      • Ihatepaula

        You have to be THE most retarded inept person to troll the Internet. Find something else and leave the chive alone.

        • Paula_

          That would be kind of IMPOSSIBRU!1!

          – Fan testimonial: "I can't tell if your comment is telling or merely mockery. At any rate, it speaks close to the truth in some cases. – LucretiusCarus"

  • Paula_

    #14 this is what the average American looks like before breast augmentation, right?

    This would be the 'after' pic:

    – Fan testimonial: "Paula…. FUCK OFF!. The Chive and all Chivers hate you. Please die today in a car accident or from a heart attack. – anonymous"

    • LOL

      Hmm Paula_, I'm pretty sure we can do all sorts of crazy things together that not even the Deep Web would dare to document.

    • Oltimey

      Come on guys….Be nice to Paula_, she's just trying to spread her love around…..and by love I mean herpes. But seriously, if the Chive has to have a troll, might as well be Paula_.

      • Blowme

        She's not even a good troll. Obvious fat ass with no life, looking for attention anywhere possible. The shtick got old a long time ago.

    • Brandon

      Thats not funny whatsoever. You have the worst sense of humour I've ever encountered. Get bent

      God I hope you dont breed.

  • adonisallan

    #6 planking?

    • Vincent Guzman


    • bll

      she had sex last night wether she knows it or not

    • Giggity

      Dear diary…. Jackpot!!

  • Ffej


  • adonisallan

    #17 Is he wearing a Canadian KCCO shirt? FAKE!!!!!!

    • Tim

      captain canada strikes again!

      • Macro

        My shirts just finally made it to Canada on Friday and still waiting on the black KCCO. Screw you, international shipping.

        • Guy

          When do the Canadian KCCO's go on sale


        It's Captain Canuck, Tim.

  • Wes Jones

    #4 workaholics.

    • Austin Eckardt

      Damn, 4 hours too late. Was thinking that exact same thing.

    • Ric Switzer

      You gotta be fresh.

  • Paula_

    C'mon guys, don't disappoint your beloved Paula, your beloved Paula is still waiting for the first "Dear diary, jackpot" comment…

    You won't like me when I'm disappointed…

    – Fan testimonial: "You were are and always will be the lowest form of life on this planet. Not fit for cleaning the shit off anyone's boots. – etcrr"

    • Euhhh

      To be beloved, someone first has to love you. Or like you. Or stand to be around you. Go play a game of chicken with a locomotive.

      • KeepinCalm

        u misspelled 'duhhh'.There's seldom a comment made by paula that doesn't crack my ass up. That drooling lil troll is pure entertainment – I'd do her

        • Paula_

          Well, then you're one of the few Chivers with an IQ higher than Forrest Gump! Welcome!
          Care for a free drink meow?

          – Fan testimonial: "Ah here! Paula much smarter than you! such an innacuracy; she's smarter than everyone. – insanely great"

          • KeepinCalm

            Would love me some Paula…say when 🙂

            • Euhhh

              If I wanted my name to be Duhhh, I would have made it as such. But I purposely made it Euhhh. Paula is a cum guzzling whore.

              -Fan Testimonial: Paula is a pro ball gargler – Euhhh

              • 12genracer

                i want to see a pic of paula on the dar.

                • Derpina

                  She was posted a couple of times before.

                  • McSmizzle

                    Where can we see these pictures? I have been quite curious for some time now.

            • Professor Squeegee

              I proposed marriage to my love, but was only given a heavy heart.

              Now you come along, Mr. Lance Romance and she offers free drinks!!!!!

              good show ole boy…

          • trl87

            Well, I would post #12 but like you said, it's missing a "T". What am I supposed to do with a RAMP?

  • moses

    #23 boats and …

    • curious

      Isn't that Bob and Patty?

  • Bitchbetrippin

    Fan testimonial: Paula is a dumb bitch

    • Duh

      She is right though. Chivers are an easy bunch to bait. By definition a troll is simply a griefer, only out to get a reaction. Ignore and she goes away. React and she comes back for more.

  • Football season

    The #14 pic just so happens to be the same age as the lad in it.


  • JJJ

    #22 with those tits, she can do anything she wants.

    • Ethix

      JMU DUKES!!

    • bll

      very smart posting this on the internet. congrats

    • adiocassette

      Keep Kalm Chive On? JMU is proud right now.

    • pacca

      i want ehall!

    • ....

      …except spell.

  • SpecialToast

    #7 Looks much too clean to be actually drunk.

    • Chesterdrawers

      Id do it tho…

  • Paul Chuchmuch

    #15 What am I looking at here?

    • MohawkJon

      Horrible photoshop.

    • LukeTheTerrible

      that guy looks like a smug s.o.b.

    • goonertilidie14

      A bored Rafa Benitez photoshopping himself into random photos.

  • Nick

    #10 find the blonde ! Moar 😉

  • Gallus

    #6 – I sure hope the girl's friends removed her to a safer perch after they took the pic.

    • LukeTheTerrible

      not before they soil her with sharpies and humiliate her a little more, as "friends" so love to do on here.

  • trebbin

    #4 Workaholics?

  • Mark B.

    <img src=>#10 #25 Awesome, sweet life, I wanna be here. so happy so young<img src=>

  • whyme1973

    #22 Send some shots in to FLBP. Nice rack.

  • MohawkJon

    "Get a job you fuckin slob" is all I will reply

    • Paula_

      DO NOT REPLY TO SPAMMERS! Your reply keeps this shit visible after an admin deletes it.
      Just click 'report', say: SPAM, click 'report this'. Thanks!

      • Josh Douglas

        What? No fan testimonial?

      • MohawkJon

        You don't like music?
        And thanks I know a few post I'm fixin to do that on now

  • MohawkJon

    #17 Canada Man!! Where Are You?!
    Quick, To The Molson Mobile!!

  • alex

    #12 Horny b**** purposely covered up that "P"

    • dick

      Should have added a T in the front

  • Jeff

    #7 looks like my ex-wife. The similarity is uncanny. Looks like a good place for a nap…

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