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And now here’s a whopper with 1000 slices of cheese — one moment while I vomit (26 Photos)

July 16, 2012 | In: Crazy Food, Creepy, Idiot, WTF

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: The bizarre man responsible for this monstrosity is Mr. Sato. He was considerate enough to call Burger King 3 days ahead of time in order to ask if 1000 slices of cheese could be put on a Whopper. The manager graciously agreed to let him have it his way and 3 days later he went to the store to pick it up — all 25 lbs of it. Mr. Sato managed to finish about 350 slices before giving up, explaining: “It tastes good, but if I eat any more I won’t have room for dinner.”

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Elyery

Why? Just why?

stingray

its called being a "hey look at me" kind of guy. there is no way that could taste good. i hope he liked his 15mins of fame. hope he cant take a shit for a week
HumpDan

Had it been a whopper with 1000 slices of bacon, hold on… I'm calling Burger King.

dumb americans

good. then you americans can die off even quicker.

Americans

He's a Japanese reporter ordering from a Burger King in Japan. It maybe took 30 seconds to find this out. Who's the dumb one?

d1sturbed91

Ohhhhhhhh the ignorant asshole got burned. Sucks when you turn out to be the dumbass, doesn't it buddy? Obviously this shows dumb people exist everywhere

Justin

i used to work at bk and some guy asked for an entire package of bacon on a whopper once. we gave it to him, cost him like $65 bucks. stacked like a foot high or more. ridiculously awesome

Dr_StrangePants

to beat homer simpson's record
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=61679
CEngChiver

Why not?

http://www.facebook.com/coraliegin Coralie Ginette Colon Quiñones

That's so stupid… he didn't eat a whopper he just ate cheese…

CapitanInsano

You want some whopper with that cheese?
Michelle

That's not even good cheese, that shit just tastes like plastic.
Kaiwatha

and then he had pancreatitis…

Zuperx

No pickles!!!!! U r crazy

http://www.facebook.com/clint.bozic2 Clint Bozic

I also ask for mayo. This guy IS crazy
Katie

#6 Pickle

Richard

"I ordered a DIET coke with that!"

dumb americans

american logic.

Duh

Is sarcasm strictly American? Do other countries not understand humor?
Canadian Chivette

Love how he wasn't even American. Turns out Americans aren't the only fat asses

Liong

<img src=http://www.mynewcarquote.us/hotels/pt.jpg>scary cheese monster, The monster got zapped by a flying saucer<img src=http://www.mynewcarquote.us/aquarius/ns.jpg>
Snookums

This post is cheesy

kryvian

I see what you did thar.

Brad

Constipation level: 9000

http://ramblingsofacinephile.blogspot.com/ Scott

Yeah he's gonna have a shitty morning. Well actually probably not
guest

Constipation level if lactose intolerant: -5 trillion

Chester

Hoo Flung Poo?

grinage

no one for a while

http://www.facebook.com/trish.sidelko Trish Sidelko

Because bowel obstructions are cool…

Mr_Taco

Because you're hot.

http://www.facebook.com/trish.sidelko Trish Sidelko

Why thank you sir
Ted

pussy worshipper.

Alex

Ted, just because you like dudes doesn't mean we all do, okay?
http://www.facebook.com/trish.sidelko Trish Sidelko

How is that comment even relevant?

http://www.facebook.com/Kevintstevens Kevin Stevens

I 2nd the hotness motion,

http://www.facebook.com/trish.sidelko Trish Sidelko

You guys are too sweet.

Trav1121

Cool? Seems like they would be gross and stinky… Oh, I see. What? It is late. Bottomline, cheese guy is interested in the grossest suicide ever!

http://www.facebook.com/trish.sidelko Trish Sidelko

Lol, I am a huge smart ass. But, it would def be more deadly than gross and stinky. Either way, looks like he had a horrible night.

Kroger_Security

It aint easy bein cheezy!!
berdinene

what's going on with his hairline?
#13

http://twitter.com/joe_pec6014 @joe_pec6014

That's when I knew he was fucked in the head!
https://www.facebook.com/palm.mark Mark Palm

The dude orders and eats a whopper with a 1000 slices of cheese, and the thing you find weird is his hairline?!

I think I just lost a little faith in humanity…

I don't know

Your profile picture should be on the Herp derp post.
MylesofStyles

Hey Mark! Say hello to your brother Harry for me, will you?

https://www.facebook.com/timh726 Timothy R Harrison

I was about to say. He def shaved himself a receding hairline.

Val

He just wanted attention! Why not just go out and buy cheese. I wonder if they charged him extra though. Maybe he wanted to prove that they really do make your way! Gross or not :/ (which, this IS gross) lol

A BiPolar Guy

i think you can take it as a given he paid extra. Most places would charge for even one extra slce. cheese is expensive compared to condiments.

aussie aussie aussie

#11 And how much did he pay for this giant pile of shit…….?

Richard

It's not a giant pile of shit…yet.

http://www.facebook.com/lexbarron2007 Lex Williams

that part probly won't come for another week…

jimbob

king sized bung hole order to go
Mikentrigger

Extra cheese usually costs $0.30 usd. So the cheese alone cost 998*.30= $299.40. Average cost of whopper with cheese is About $3.00. So just over $300 for a disgusting lie of imitation cheese.

dumb americans

a disgusting lie of imitation cheese.

AKA american cheese.

Dan

That reminds me I haven't had a whopper for awhile. I know where I'm going to lunch today.
http://thinkrandomness.blogspot.com beserker

wtfff! sick basterds
Trav1121

#12 Are you sure he isn't super smart?? Because he really looks like he is super smart… /facepalm

morebeer

Cause asian?

Trav1121

More cuz of the epic derp face, but asian works too, I s'pose.

https://www.facebook.com/cameron.fernandez Cameron Fernandez

Scrolled through 25 photos asking myself "Where's the beef!?!"
joeybastardo

All I want to say is: Thank God Its not an American for once.

okss

Where in the description does it say he is not American?

joeybastardo

I meant real American.
joeybastardo

Nowhere in the story, but the Japanese street signs kinda gave me a hint. Also to the fuckwagon who pretended to be me, stop it please. thank you.

conbradf

really ??
http://twitter.com/joe_pec6014 @joe_pec6014

#18 Some people just wanna watch the world burn.
Sanchez

I hate when the cheese isn't melted…

joeybastardo

It is sweaty though.

Mad Hatter

ROR. I rike rots of reese
xyz

I guess he likes american cheese
KewlSpyder

im pretty sure he has cancer now.
xXbeermonkeyXx

oh im sorry, it seems theres some burger on your cheese #26

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