Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • kuiu

    #4: Why hello!

    • _ThisGuy_

      Those big beautify eyes…

    • Macro

      Those sexy eyes!

    • JohnMcClane_

      Dear Lord…MOAR!!!

    • Roger Smith

      She has the souless eyes if a stripper.

      • Jessica

        I'm definietly not a stripper…

        • kyle

          You say soulless eyes, I say beautiful eyes. I would definitely date you.

        • JOHN

          I have my money on high school student though

        • Kristen

          That's because you're too busy being a whore.

        • Roger Smith

          I apologize, soulless is the proper spelling. Not souless.

      • Jessica

        Or soulless for that matter

    • theRoddick

      Seeing much less on more of you would be awesome!

    • not_today85

      Cake face. Just calling it as is.

    • Uplim

      Is that a person or a real doll?

      • Jessica

        I'm real

        • DanTheMan

          Lol half hatin half likin it.. shes pretty sexy but im pretty sure thats not her ^^^

          • Jessica

            think whatcha want buddy, only one persons opinon matters me to 🙂

            • Jessica

              oops! opinion*

              • Wesley

                Ah, you're smart too!

                • Sts_04

                  Didn't your mother ever tell you if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all? It's people like this that make thechive, an awesome website, into something like drama filled highschool! She's beautiful and made my Monday much better! Thanks for sharing your pic.

            • IrishIce

              ……And that's why you respond to every post about you……….

              • Rtree

                Well done sir^

        • mr_thai

          Well, if u are she, u are gorgeous. Chive on, girl!

        • mr_thai

          And you are gorgeous. I'm sure ur beautiful inside as well as out. No grossness intended. Chive on, girl!

    • mandingo

      I can stick my own cock in my ass, i'm huuuuuge

      • mr_thai

        Ur an idiot. Ass clown . Stfu.

        • Dick

          And you are a raging thundercunt mr_thai. So you should put your Dad's cock back in your mouth and you shut the fuck up.

          • mr_thai

            Ooh…touchy! I just call em as I see em. Someone has some unresolved "daddy" issues….

            • Chuck Norris

              shut the fuck up, bitch-boy.

              • Lady Boy

                The etcrr is strong with Mr. Thai.

    • ForkMe

      #35 – that's ok, whilst you are shopping with my GF, i'm banging yours. cheers!

    • The Scout

      Not bad, I'm more concerned about driving and taking pictures of yourself when there is a car seat in the vehicle. Take the picture in front of a full length mirror, that's what we really want.

    • Mike

      Is that a baby seat in the back?

  • vent187

    #10 who the hell takes these photos??

    • Zeke88

      I think this one was taken by her Uncle Creepy.

      • zgl

        i think ian mccall is too young to be her uncle ;p

      • Uncle Woody

        i sit down when i pee…..admit it fellas…you do too..

        • ForkMe

          yeah, when i'm shit faced or really hung over…

          • Hugh Jorgan

            Indeed, the early morning piss, much easier when you sit your ass down.

            Also, you can check emails and facebook, or perhaps make sure that the overnight messages on your phone have been filtered and monitored appropriately. Do not want to get in the shower and leave a phone filled with texts from people who are not supposed to be texting….

            just saying…

    • zzzzzzzzzzz

      if you can ignore the dog, then it is just a pic of a hot girl taking a leak… in other words; a great picture that the damn dog ruined.

      • Oli

        ^^^^ You sir are a little twisted in the head….just saying.

      • Spelling Police

        Taking a leak if we're lucky. She might be pinching one off. That's just not sexy.

    • Justin

      People who want a reverse blumpkin

    • tv_paul

      The cat ,he's branching out from landscape to portrait photography.

    • Drake

      Probably her older sister who is 16 years old.

    • Scott

      I'm wondering why her ass doesn't match her face.

    • Hehe...heee

      Notice how there's no toilet paper around? Now we know why's the dog there.

    • The Scout

      CPS know about this?

    • zippidedoodah

      Correction: "Who the hell takes these SHITTY photos??"


    #4 Chivette of the week already?

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      She is smoking! Damnn!

    • Drewbieeee

      How come there hasnt been a cotw post in FOREVER!?!?

  • http://www.facebook.com/troy.schreurs Troy Schreurs

    Moar of #4 please!

    • bambam


    • bambam

      I am not seeing it. Sorry. Just a whole lot of make up in my opinion.

    • the stev

      meh. just cute.

  • Josh

    Love the DAR

    • Dar

      And I love you Josh.


      Y U THUMBS DOWN?? its the DAR people!

  • Not Again

    #18 Please embarass me!

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      I'd let her embarass the fuck out of me!

    • Red

      That be a MILF.

      • Ray

        Love the MILF'S…well, most of them anyway. That one for sure. Damn it Jim…

    • Miffed MILF

      What ever happened to MILF Sunday? The links don't even work any more!

    • Extroidn8

      Awesome mom is AWESOME!!

    • Mine

      Summer notes.
      1: Attend registration.
      2: Note name of child with a milf
      3: Increase parent teacher conference for those in "need of more attention" with mom how we should approach

      • Shogun 75

        You know what to do… FIND HER!!!!

      • https://www.facebook.com/jim.caldwell.3517 Jim Caldwell

        Awesome thoughts . I will forward your comments to a friend of mine who is a single teacher.

    • Hermitt

      what is a milf?? what does it mean??

      • Just Sayin'

        Men in lacy frocks.

        If you missed the memo, it's in now.

    • Uncle_Milty

      The Milf is strong in this one.

    • ShaneBogue

      Spank me in public ..

  • salmon


    • salmon eater


  • GI Joe

    Early DAR is early as shit….

  • crazyk85


    That's how a blumpkin starts

    • chiver

      WTF is a blumpkin???

      • mattgn

        you havent lived

    • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

      Isn't a blumpkin the other way around?

  • C money


    • Buck

      What am I missing? Everyone is talking about her, but her eyes are just filled with color contacts. Pass.

      • Jessica

        I dont wear contacts or glasses, thanks 🙂

        • Mikentrigger

          Stop defending yourself. You are ridiculously gorgeous. The few trolls that try to find fault in you watch too much porn and forget what natural beauty is. KCCO.

    • C money

      A. She's a chivette B. she's got a beautiful face. C. She looks awesome naked in . . . My mind.

  • stickeys

    #16 With a side of piss

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I choked on my Easy Mac when I saw this

  • Tim Horton


    • a-nom

      Shut it….and your food is atrocious

      • Yourmom

        I really don't mind your sandwiches Tim, they're alright…

        • ForkMe

          coffee is weak though.

    • patov40

      Actually no. I didn't have to scroll through a bunch or random crap just to find a couple of pics that I like. Chive does all that for us. Enjoy looking at the stuff you want one picture at a time. Garbage….

    • Vyle_Kidovich

      …kills a baby every time you visit the site

      • the stev

        ironically, they've raised more money for charity than the chive has. true story.

    • longcoolwoman

      bring your iced capps to houston, please. i miss you.

    • coob19

      then why the fuck are you on here?

      • Tim Horton

        I just give Reddit the credit it deserves since the chive fails to do so. I'll admit there are a few pic's on here I haven't seen yet, but 90% of them I seen days if not weeks before on Reddit. And it's too easy to troll all you fags on here. Welcome to the internet!

        • Tim Horton

          Oh and notice how they took their little chive logo off all the pic's now? Must of got shit for that?

          • B_Error

            Must of? Try "Must have" It'll make you sound a little less dumb as fuck

            • the stev

              "when all else fails, correct their grammar. then hope people ignore the fact you've proven nothing"–Kurt Vonnegut

          • Lotus

            He's right though, especially about the trolling. I was wondering how they got away slapping their name on everything.

          • thedude325

            Dude reddit's been posting shit that was on the chive ages ago. It's the internet, who the fuck cares.

        • Vyle_Kidovich

          Get a life dingleberry

        • Red

          Did you hear a who?

    • Average John

      Harp on the dude if you want, but he's right. And a lot of re-posts lately. I'm not complaining per se, just saying the dude has a point. I love the chive, I have introduced many to the chive, and will always continue to do so. 🙂

      • Tim Horton

        Thank you sir. I have showed lot's of people the chive that cannot handle or have time for Reddit. Reddit is a awesome website, the best part is the comments, something the chive really lacks. I can look at a pic and can tell what these 'smart' chivers are gonna comment. Post comments like that on Reddit and you'll get ass raped thru your computer.

        • Back gotter

          Dont' worry Tim, I got your back!

        • traaxx

          really who gives a flying fuck whether it was on reddit first? I load up reddit for porn & that's it! Otherwise if i want something funny i come to the chive!

          • Tim Horton

            Porn? Really? You're an idiot.

    • SCiD

      Someone correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Reddit investigated a few years ago for providing a gateway to some kiddy porn?
      Reddit reposts from other sites too. Anyone who says "Reddit had it first!" well, someone had it before that.

      Now that being said i haven't heard of Reddit helping raise hundrerds of thousands of dollars to help military serivce men or helping a little cancer stricken boy live a Star Wars dream.

      Chive all the way.
      Canadian Chiver.

      • SCiD

        oh yeah…unless your name IS Tim Horton please don't use the name of one of the most beloved Canadian businesses if you want to be a trolling idoit.

  • megustamedusa

    I've got a bad case of the Mondays…been waiting for the DAR all day 🙂

    • Lunch_Box

      Have you not seen Office Space?

    • ZZ Top

      We've been waiting for the bus all day

  • elboberino

    #43 – I am never eating a gum ball again.

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #33 God Bless America

    • http://www.facebook.com/vincent.guzman.54 Vincent Guzman

      it would make my day to see one of those spoiled-ass kids get backhanded….repeatedly

      • kenrayjen

        and I want Tyrion Lannister to do it

    • tv_paul

      I hate these kids who bitch & moan about how they didn't get the right car or the $10,000 dollar dress. Make them work in a home for battered wives & kids or a homeless shelter for a couple of months an see if they still complain about which car they got.

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

        Or a my fire company. The officer's would get that bitch in line, they got my ass in line

        • HopeMarie8998

          Shoot girl. Steal car. The end.

      • ghosty

        Exactly Instead of shooting himself he should have shot that spoiled little kunt.

        • davo

          this is why im never upset when terrorists blow up buildings

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      It's a movie reference for those that don't get it. Which seems to be just about everyone.

      • http://www.facebook.com/vincent.guzman.54 Vincent Guzman

        i dont think anyone was talking about your quote

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=744845703 David Allen

    #15 Bitches love drifting!

    • Reed Tarded

      Asians, all over the road…

    • Timmy

      Quick! The douchebags have been breeding!

    • driftwood

      If you haven't already, you need to check out the "driftin' bitch" named Manizha Faraday (NSFW and totally staged but completely worth it).

    • Big Joe

      Like a Chinese Boss!

    • lol4stereotypes

      he doesnt know it, but hes at his peak for driving ability

  • TXChiver

    Chive, thanks for making Mondays better!

  • Sethiroth

    #4 damn you're hot

    • davo

      when she hits legal age she sure will be!

  • pimpninjaa

    #15 I say hey, you! Get out of my dreams! Get in to my car…

    • Lunch_Box

      Wonder how many on here even know what that's from.

      • sixdeadelves

        License to Drive

        • Woop

          haha you deserve a thumbs up for mentioning that movie.

      • Viking

        Billy Ocean

        • Lunch_Box

          Ding, ding, ding, you are correct sir.

    • P. Rosa

      Out Run: The Early Years…

      • DrGarnicus


  • mike

    early DAR. I love it!

  • Frank ballin

    #23 What in Gods name…

    • Macro

      I was wondering about the Timberlake cover … then I saw this and laughed my ass off.

      • Jesse

        was it real or fake 'cause timberlake always do sonething to make some people laugh

  • Woody

    My dick is bigger than Babyfarsmagicxac

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I would hope your dick is bigger than a baby's

  • whyme1973

    #4 Beautiful eyes. Damn.
    #10 Cute ass.
    #49 Wow.

    • ForkMe

      hells yeah on #49, good call

  • ThatJoshGuy

    #49 – Wow a real woman on the DAR!

    • Tava

      Those thighs are amazing.

      • Dave

        I 100% agree

    • Macro

      Real old, yeah.

      • Ray

        Which is why you couldn't handle her.

      • Average John

        I'm assuming that was a typo. Did you mean "Real!! Oh yeah!!" As in "Oh yeah, she's real and sexy as hell!" Because that would be an appropriate response…….

        • Macro

          Not a typo. No curves, no figure, no tone, bad hair dye, too much makeup, …

          • ForkMe

            said the 14 yr old in his bedroom, with pictures of what ever the kids are looking at now… Morgan Freeman or something.

          • mr_thai

            And you're friggin Ryan Reynolds. Okay, mister "Micro". She is a real woman…you couldn't handle her.

            • KO!

              lol @ internet tough guys. white knights assemble!

            • Chuck Norris

              ryan reynolds ain't all that much either(he's got a head shaped like a lightbulb, and his eyes are really close together). the chick ain't all that. just because he's not, doesn't mean she is. get over it.

              • Mum

                No one said "great pic of Kate Upton", douche. She is a 'real' woman, not shopped just natural and quite lovely. When you finally meet a woman you will understand.

      • ShaneBogue

        I dont care if she was 60… I would slap my mom to spoon her.

    • Red


    • tv_paul

      I think she's posted before, glad she's doing it again.

    • Miffed MILF

      I want MILF Sunday back! Start here and with Princess Leia up there.

    • Alex


    • OhSomeEvil

      extremely beautiful and as ACDC would say, SHE WAS KNOCKING ME OUT WITH THEM AMERICAN THIGHS.

    • http://twitter.com/edgartronic @edgartronic

      Wouldn't kick her out of bed, that's for sure.

    • Cornrow Wallace

      It seems like some of the Chivettes are models with portfolios who get some additional exposure by posting on the Chive. They're beautiful but are so way out of my league that it's not that much different than seeing a model in a magazine. Thus, I fully agree with ThatJoshGuy's comment of a "real woman" on the DAR.

    • PBinAZ


  • jrk

    #8 Moar Boar Wants Moar!
    #13 has no idea what she's doing

    • Billy

      #8 Uncle Cletus and Aunt Thelma-Liz?! What are you doin' on the DAR?! Miss yall!

      • JennyK

        LOLOLOLOL!!! Nicely done.

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