Signs full of ‘WTF’ (35 Photos)

#17 I can beat that price. My jumbo penis is free. As a matter of fact, if you look good enough I might even pay *you* 10 dollars to take it.

If you don't look good I'll at least match their price and go a little lower. $9. I am willing to negotiate..

#10..
step 1, avoid the beach and all bodies of water

#33 Does anyone know where this is??

Weeeeird… I JUST saw #27 on Saturday. It's off of I-96 in Michigan on the way to East Lansing. I'm not really sure what they expect Kid Rock to do though…

my boner lies over the ocean
my boner lies over the sea
My boner lies over the ocean
please bring back my boner to me

#5 No topless girls in black heels and red granny panties? What an oddly specific sign.

#10 Are you black? Good job!

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/stran…
Pass this on my way to work every day!

Futt the wuck!!

#10
To be fair this can be useful to some kids who are of mixed parents. I heard a story about a girl who goes to a mostly white school where she "acts white" but goes to a mostly black dance group where she "acts black".

#4 glad somebody put that brick on the roof so the wind wouldnt blow the building away.

#13 Using the toilet. You gotta be wearing your safety belt.

I wish I'd taken a picture of the car maintenence shop in Missouri: "Dick's Oil and Lube"