Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • http://twitter.com/cvine08 @cvine08

    you dont realize how many times i hit refresh.

    • feesees

      Starting to take after your papa babyshart.

      • feesees

        When you think about it, I haven't seen him or that guy blow me in a while. (wrong name..whatever..still a homo)

        • © Infringement

          The afterdark dude's gone too. Who says trolls can't be defeated?

    • BruceWayne

      A lot. Where's the photo rookie? LOL
      #30 Holy shit!
      #38 Really. There everywhere. LOL

      • http://www.facebook.com/vincent.guzman.54 Vincent Guzman

        no favorites in particular on todays DAR, but i do love any hot female fighter so #38 wins!

    • http://www.countingposts.com dutch

      #14 i hope your landlord doesn't see you put all that ice on his hardwood floors. i'd be pissed. those will warp.

      • Luke0027

        shut up fag

      • That's a sexy asian

        Pissed landlord… How about pissed tenant? The A/C is broken

        • Kristen

          Read it again, dumb fuck…the power's out.

  • thrannix

    #2 Screw you, I'm a bus.

    • Peter

      BUS WANKERS!!!!!

    • Underbaker

      I want this to be real so I could drive the bus.

    • white_dragoon

      Go home bus…you're drunk

  • Claire

    THANK YOU!!! Cannot wait to rock this.


    • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

      Cannot wait!!!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You misspelled 'fuck'.

      – the one you love to hate

      • PDiddily420

        LMAO! If this comment gets you negative thumbs, there is no internet God.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I AM the internet god(ess).
          Well…. at least on the Chive that is.

          – Fan testimonial: "You provide a spark to our site. – Anonymous"

    • ManWithNoGame

      Make it for men. MAKE IT FOR MEN!

    • techno_viking

      Make sure you send in some pics…

      • Kristen

        John Bender had it right…"Claire…that's a fat girl's name." She better hope it comes in an XXXXL.

  • perry


    That body is unfuckingbelievable

    • chicago_animal

      I know.. Those Tires are huge!

    • http://www.facebook.com/zeb.westrom Zeb Westrom

      I sure hope she was wearing sunscreen. That's a great way to develop melanoma.
      (yes, I do realize the point is that she's hot, but can't I appreciate her hotness AND be concerned for her health?)

      • feesees

        Nice, less damage to her body means more eye candy!

      • https://www.facebook.com/marcwrz Marc J. Wrzesinski

        If she forgot though…I along with probably every other Chiver here is more than willing to help with the Aloe rubdown. haha

    • max

      i second this! holy shit!

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      Nom nom nom

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Yes, I agree

    • foul83

      0-3 face shots. Why are you hiding, doll?

    • bud

      somethin 'bout them farmbred girls…make 'em healthy!

    • Mustang306


    • PClr

      but, her face…

    • ddd

      I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that girl has never done a day of farm work in her life. I know this involves the unthinkable assumption that the caption may be fake…

  • Larry

    #30 ready indeed #48 i'm speechless

    • max

      just wow!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Hello my stupid and gullible (but beloved) minions,

    [Insert something that annoys the shit out of you here, I'm lazy today]

    – Fan testimonial: "CHIVE admins, can you block this rude poster from commenting on the site? I know this is to be expected online, but Paula's snide comments have gotten excessive and out of control. – Janelle"

    • Zedhere

      Damn, you really know how to bring the hate, that was hardcore [ ]

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      Paula's fame could be exploited for good, if put in the right hands. Or left hands.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        That's my fucking problem. Nobody here sees my huge and yet unexplored potential! My greatly under-appreciated talents are wasted here!

        – I can't go, my people don't need me.

        • feesees

          So do you charge for these 'unappreciated-talents'?

        • trl87

          You should host a talk show. The Paula_ Show because Fuck You, that's why

        • ckron247

          If I didn't know better I would say people are starting to really like you Paula!

          • Truth

            If Paula ever ends the day with thumbs up I'll post pictures of my fat ass to men of the berry with a poster letting everyone know it's me.

            • really

              why so ghey?

        • Trav1121

          It is a damn shame that the points system has a cap… You could be over 9000 by now! Erm… Under 9000? Either way, respect is over rated. It is better to be funny and hated than boring and respected. Fuck the masses! Let's have our cake and eat that fucker too! Bring on the negative storm. I have my QQ umbrella armed and ready! ๐Ÿ˜›

    • BabyJesus

      Trolls will be trolls.

    • mons

      They should make shirts with Paula quotes!

    • Zuke

      Oh, you're so wacky! I'm so very thrown off by how strange and quirky you are! I can't even handle your oddness!

      That's what you were praying I'd say, right?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        No dumbass, write it like it's coming from me. Shees, Chivers are so fucking dumb…

        – Fan testimonial: "There's seldom a comment made by paula that doesn't crack my ass up. That drooling lil troll is pure entertainment – I'd do her – KeepinCalm"

    • AlMart

      I appreciate a funny troll, but Paula is simply. not. funny. just consistent. I guess that counts for something in the Age of Kardashian.

      • Teehee

        Really? Because Paula just trolled your ass.

  • AB

    #18 best fuckin photo bomb ever

    Jessica Nigri FTW

    • This is Me

      Indeed. Here's an oldie but goodie. (no girls or sexy, but funny when you see it)

    • Smut Peddler

      Porn Star Amy Brooke. I'm not saying it's a perfect match, but…. just in case you get tired of jacking off to pikachu cosplay.

    • myself

      Nigribomb is awesome.

  • scotology

    #7 Get your hopes up.

    • Walter White

      Better get that scoliosis checked out.

    • hehehe

      looks like she has scoliosis. poor thing, must have a heavy burden to bear

    • ImpressMe

      #30 and #49 are breathtaking women..with curves. You are just this side of anorexic, bony is not sexy.

      • toebox

        She'd bone you senseless.

        • oijre

          says the internet playboy.

    • Ashley

      i've got some good news and great news! good news, i don't have scoliosis…great news chivers seem care about the well being of others…o and the best news is im a gymnast so i can bend any way i want! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Mr.Snail

    Damn I โค DAR!!!!!

  • PDiddily420

    Nice gap/undertoe combo!


    • S.OhioChiver

      undertoe? did you make that up? cause it's awesome! Nice hump there #15!

    • aussie aussie aussie

      Undertoe also known as the droptank

  • Kelowna Chivers

    #15 my god what a gap!!! #47 #48 #49 my god, MOAR!!!!!

    • C..

      Best ever. Moar plz!

      • Dar

        I ain't never anythin quite so purtty on my farm.

    • mikey

      …I call bullshit….the last three are lifted from a modelling shoot…

  • BigPup

    #30 #49 MOAR!!! must have it!

  • Darrell

    DAR is late. Now an intern must pay with his life!

  • Tim Horton


    • Wymann G. Prickmore

      From a fellow Canadian, I'm appalled.

    • Bruce

      some of these pictures are on reddit too? good, now i know i wont have to sift through all the shit on reddit. thanks timmy! ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Justme

      Reddit? how about SUCKIT!

    • Troll

      Sorry Tim these DB's are too far up the chives ass they could care less they steal 75% of there material from reddit.

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #10 So excited!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Oh this really is your kind of thing, isn't it? Just don't blow
      up clowns anymore, OK meow?

      – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too ๐Ÿ˜‰ – insanely great"

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        But they're so colorful when they explode!

  • Chivero

    #48 #49 Ass and titties she got ass and titties, ass and titties

    • chicago_animal

      Must be a butter face.

      • Hollaaaa

        Must be dat ass cuz it ain't yo face.. I needa tipdrill! I needa tipdrill! When ya see a tipdrill holla where she at?! Holla where she at?!

        I can't be the only chiver who listens to the rap music!

        • Tru Chiver

          probably are. the chive is super white. KCCO

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Thats how u catch gohnerrea

  • Bender

    #29 just saying Hitler did kill Hitler

    • Heil

      But he also killed the guy that killed Hitler.. .

      • thedude325

        Mind = blown.

    • AlMart

      I'm not knowledgeable enough about pop culture to know who the 2 women in the black and white pics are, but I think Whitney Houston and John Belushi would have been more relevant to the majority of Chivers. And why does the guy in the suit (at the bottom) have a Michael Jordan mustache? I need to get out more…

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #30 Nobody! Fucking! Cares! Just go to the beach already.

    – Fan testimonial: "Shut up Mac – Chad, Billy and others"

    • amrith777

      This creates a cognitive and emotional dissonance in me viewing this after JUST having watched the ep of "Friends" on TBS where Ross tells Rachel his fantasy about her dressing as slave Princess Leia,and at the end–she does.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Oh hi dear! โค Those weren't mushrooms you ate…. ๐Ÿ™‚

        It's like those pointless status updates on Fakebook. Who cares!? Just go to the bloody beach already. Play whale!

        – Fan testimonial: "Shut up Mac – Chad, Billy and others"

    • hehehe

      John looks funny without a shirt on, doesn't he?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You should see him swing his nipples from left to right….. that sight even frightens Mac!

        – Fan testimonial: "I bet in real life Paula (whos name might be something else) might seem really nice, and not a troll. Sometimes people just fall into a roll and they run with it. Paula, you seem to write things for the purpose of getting reactions out of everyone. I have a hunch that you might be pretty cool to hang out with in the real world. – Dave"

    • Max

      if only you looked that good in a bikini Paula….jealous much?

      • d1sturbed91

        Does kinda make me curious if she's secretly hot or something.

        • Zuke

          If she was hot someone in real life would care enough to insist she did something other than constantly hang around here trying to act 'zany'. She isn't though, and thus chances are she spends her time on here trying to act 'wacky' and desperately hoping someone will acknowledge she exists and will pay attention to her since people are, like, so weirded out with how crazy she is! She's just so strange! People absolutely couldn't just find it pathetic when a person tries as hard as they possibly can to make everyone think they're a 'character' when it's obvious to everyone around them how desperate they are for people to just acknowledge they exist.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I made Hump Day amongst others. There were hints. Obvious hints. Nobody noticed. Chivers are dumb…

          – Fan testimonial: "Hmmm… I wish chivers would recognize your genious. – Paula's # 1 Fan"

          • MikLAD

            Ye fukkin right!!!!!!

          • d1sturbed91

            However without seeing I cannot know. Therefore my curiosities remain

  • hoosier

    #17 pure gorgeous

    • Tony

      kate upton

  • Heisanidiot

    Why isn't she on American Ninja Warrior?

    • longshot421

      I love feats of strength. That's just effing sexy.

      • HCSoPiggy

        But can she do that in the kitchen?

        • longshot421

          Hahahahaha ! She can do it wherever she likes. One free hand to make sandwiches.

    • Charlie_Cheen

      Gives handjob

      Rips your dick off

  • J.D


    Never can have enough Kate

  • SaltLakeChiver


    By Odin's Beard.

    • chicago_animal

      Does she have a beard?

      • PDiddily420

        A bearded clam, perhaps.

    • Loki

      I would have words with my sister…

    • goglas

      Thor blimey!

    • WS6

      Toni Darling. Lots more pics on her Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/tonidarlingAZ

  • DanTheMan

    #13 hahahaaha YES!!!

  • Csubi

    #42 I'm Buying Stock In Yahoo ASAP ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • chicago_animal

      She's average at best!

      • Epitomizer

        Thought this might be a joke, so I googled it for confirmation.

      • Dennis Menace

        agreed. don't get the point of this pic

    • Mikey

      I going to apply to be her personal assistant!

      • somedude

        I would say this woman is a do, but not pursue.

    • steve

      never fucked a CEO…'would like to now..

    • mtbdude

      Anyone notice the frame on top of the bookshelf that has "Google" in it?

      • jesus

        She use to be an executive at Google

        • mtbdude

          Oh that's cool! I would have guessed Google would have a pretty steep non-compete clause. Wonder how she got around it…

          • Pete

            She's pretty much Google royalty – she was employee No. 20 and she's pretty much responsible for most of Google's "look"

            The whole thing strikes me as odd – she doesn't seem the sort to jump the Google boat. I do wonder if its going to lead to some kind of Yahoo-Google tie up.

            • Bubba

              It's going to lead to an epic salary increase, that's fo sure!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      She could do a different porn shot front page of Yahoo! every day for a year and that stock ain't goin' up.

    • domegood

      Wow, those are some f-me pumps.

    • Heisanidiot

      She is making MY stock rise….if you know what I mean…

    • sleepysteve

      what's with the penises climbing the cone thingy behind her? weird, hottie weird

    • anaughtybear

      At least with some new blondes, Yahoo can go from evil to merely dumb. Give us back Musicmatch Jukebox, you slimy dongs.

    • Bdon

      When did Yahoo start making kitchens?

    • BLAH

      She's married and pregnant…NEXXXXT

    • Scaggnettii

      still have never heard anyone say let me yahoo that

  • Zedhere

    #43 Meet the new CEO of EARTH.

    • NcouthYouth

      For a second I thought this was a continuation of #42…

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