Genius or stupid (37 photos)

  • passwordistaco

    #23 We need some rope, Charlie Bronson's always got rope!

    • Texasdad

      Boondock Saints????

    • ChelseaChivette

      Is that right, Rambo?

      All right… get yer stupid fuckin' rope!

    • Chazz_B

      do want. This parachute line is very, very resistant

      • paulhitchcock Or, buy some bulk 550 cord and make your own. It's not hard to do, and instructions are all over the interwebs.

    • @DrDrai1122

      you and yer fucking rope….

    • 1iJack

      if you have ever made one of these bracelets you know it would take for ever to untie. also you would only have about 14ft of line(not rope). it's not enough to do anything with and if you think you are going to climb down anything with 550 cord, have fun.

      • Paul from the gump

        If i had to fish for my dinner, I'm good though…right?

    • Talla

      I bought one of these to support the Wounded Warrior Project about a month ago. All of the sudden they're everywhere.

  • James Ramos


  • chance


    • Hendu0705

      And here I was thinking that there was nothing more douschy then commenting "first" like it's a fucking trophy. But now I see that saying "first" and actually being third, is way more douschy. Good job. Dousche.

      • KCandChroll_On

        Hendu0705 its douche not dousche. I'm shocked you dont know that considering how may times it has been used towards you. You stupid douche.

        • Ron Jeremy

          Hooray pie!

  • Heisanidiot

    Well, currently no pictures in the link…I am leaning towards stupid.

    • Heisanidiot

      I think I liked it better when there were no pictures.

  • Toymachjne

    Stupid. #11
    Being first is not cool

    • Heisanidiot

      Did you really post a random number for a post with no pictures?

      • Blind

        There's tons of pictures though

        • Heisanidiot

          Thanks for your enlightened response. Yeah, it was fixed after about 5 minutes.

  • Tardis

    I love how the third guy calls first.

  • Roodiepoo

    I ambe a genius to work at the Chive…. GO LEO!!!

  • blue_bronco

    Holding my opinion


    75% Genius, 24% stoopid, 1% meh

  • stonewall_79

    #27 Genius

    • Hendu0705

      It really is genius. Because it markets ammunition as a novelty item and creates a market for people who don't even own guns.

    • Rodd Hungwell

      Sure is at $25 a box…….I still bought some though

    • Timmer

      Apparently the green tips glow in the dark too

    • jjj
    • LukeTheTerrible

      I think its a really bad idea because it makes it look like a toy. I know, shouldn't, wouldn't, oughtta have some sense, etc. But too many kids get hold of guns and get hurt, and and anything that Might make that more likely is irresponsible. If its just a gimmick then make dummy rounds for it. If people are really buying it as ammunition then they're too immature to have a gun in the first place. Come on – you're a manufacturer of live ammunition and you come up with this as a marketing ploy? Really? What next – rifles with "Zombie Blaster" graphics? Guns are not toys and zombies are not real, and putting dangerous real things together with fantasy toy themes is just bad.

  • pufffdragon

    #12 They see me paddlin, they hatin.

    • getafuckinclue

      that's about as funny as a screen door on a battle ship. The appropriate joke to be made is: they see me ROWIN, they hatin.

      • pufffdragon

        You're a genius. How can you row with a fucking paddle douche rocket. I hope you don't breed.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #14 brilliant #25 want…

    • jjj

      #25 Big Heart Decanter, $48,888. There is a smaller one, too.

      • Verbal_Kint

        holy shit. Maybe not.

        • William

          I thought the same thing, then went to the website and realized it's Hong Kong dollars, not American.

          • Verbal_Kint

            Fuck, if it was Zimbabwe Dollars, then maybe.

            • Robert Mugabe

              Entry denied!

          • Tava

            That is still $6300…

          • jjj

            Would you send me that link, please. I've been posting this stuff and I'd like to be accurate for people. The one I listed used the $ dollar symbol. I assumed (oop) that in Hong Kong they would use the Yen symbol.

        • William

          Still ridiculously expensive though.

    • @JJrrake

      Needs to be made into a bong

  • Bangerang

    #17 genius. Who hasn't been standing there deciding what flavor slurpee they want and thought "a huge tub of imitation mashed potatoes would really hit the spot on this hot day"

    • Underbaker

      But do they have a Cream Gravy option? That and a Chicken Fried Steak machine would just be heaven on earth.

  • Diggler

    #24 Don't forget about all the water contained in your food…

    • SARmedic

      If this guy needs two bottles with lines on them so he can get his daily requirement of water, I'm guessing he walks around wearing a helmet.

    • Travis

      I think its pretty clever. I try to drink that much a day too, but I get sidetracked… usually by the Chive.

    • Random

      If I drank that much in one day, I would never leave the bathroom.

    • Meowmix

      Good luck with your marigold-colored pee

    • Pikesville

      There has never been 1 single piece of medical evidence that drinking all that water is good for you, but plenty that say its bad. Here's a clue, just drink when you're thirsty. Your body has a way of letting you know things.

    • gma

      #24 sorry but this is stupid

  • Ryno!

    #21 just lets people know how bad my eating habits are and how poor I am. And that makes me a sad panda.

    • morebeer

      plus you're gonna want it to always look super organized….fuck that shit!

  • Stick

    #8 As a history major, I want this so bad…and a job

    • fun with drugs

      what is it?

      i dont get it

      • Stick

        Remember those pills you stuck in water, than the casing would dissolve and a foam lion or some shit would be left in the glass a couple minutes later. It's like that, but I assume with grey or blue infantry men.

        • luke

          It's like that only stupid.

    • jjj

      Instant Civil War, $24. I think the quantity is 12 packages of 6 capsules, but you should ask.….

  • Steph

    #16 is just efficient

    • Charlene Lopez

      if only they had one for humans!!!!!

      • Turrebo

        Some sort of Rest[aurant]room? Fast food at its fastest.

  • Anonymous

    #25 make into a bong=genius

  • BenB

    #36 Nice

    • Vent187

      I count count the number of times I needed these.

      • Vent187


        • kbutt

          I understood what he meant. Get a life for fuck sake…what a petty little life you must lead. Death to all internet police.

          • richard

            He corrected himself you idiot.

            • Livin' Legend

              These replies have amused me greatly.

              • MissK

                Fucking awesome.

    • Will

      I've wanted to do this to so many people on the street in front of my house when someone takes up two spots on a preciously congested area for parking.

    • Simon

      Whilst I completely agree with the sentiment, I've seen others that are less passive-aggressive. There are more chive ways of wording things, I hope.

    • Onlooker

      If you key my shit, I will show you what an asshole I can really be. Just saying…

      • Pants Pudding

        I keyed my name and address into your shitmobile. Let's see what you've got.

      • Ohnointernettoughguy

        And what? Take up three spaces instead of 1? Maybe you'll cut off a handicap person who is parking to make sure you steal the their spot!

    • Charlene Lopez

      I love this one!! hahahahahahhaha

    • Ricky Runyon

      It's sad. I live in a rural area, so parking is no problem whatsoever. When I do go to a city, I park correctly and leave people plenty of room. I don't see why people who live in the city and drive it everyday can't park worth a damn. And I drive a full sized truck and a mini van. O_o

      • Pants Pudding

        At the same time?

      • Holyshit

        It's not the people who live in the city that can't park. Its the people who come in from outside the city that can't park. Especially tourists.

    • Guest

      You can purchase these… I have a few myself. I am no way affiliated with the person who makes these just wanted to pass it along.

    • jjj

      You suck at parking business cards, 50 cards $4.00, 25 cards $2.50, 10 cards $1.75.

    • Morbs

      I actually bought these. They come in handy, that exact friggin card too lol. I found em on and that linked to the site that sells em. They are damn cheap too.

  • twentytwoBTW

    #11 kinda makes me mad. a little disappointed. use your fingers. if you drop it in, guess what, FUCKING OREO MILK MOTHER FUCKER. holy shit i hate every generation younger than mine.

    • Ammo

      I'm sure someone younger then 22 invented these, it makes perfect sense.

      • What_Tha

        ThAn. Younger thAn. FUCK!

    • passwordistaco

      Fucking toddlers! I can't stand the little bastards and all their new fangled tom foolery.

    • warn23

      sticking a fork in the cream works better anyways

      • eric

        hello, a spoon…then u get that last piece with a little extra milk

  • sfd

    all stupid, some clever….. but still stupid

  • Woody

    #25 Awesome

  • poboi850

    #37 insanely genius

    • AssHaterson

      I giggled. I'm juvenile.

      • Pete

        I'm ashamed to say I actually own 1 of these…

        • AssHaterson

          I have the Mr. T one. It does sit ups.

        • dantheman7

          Where did you get it? I want one. Also, don't be ashamed of owning genius!

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    • bigtommy2k1

      i have one of these. my boss got it for me in Japan. they did sell them at but i'm not sure if they still have them. so funny!!!!

    • reece

      i have one 😀

  • Bud

    Can someone explain to me what step 2 of #4 is? I've seen that picture many times and I'm curious.

    • Professor Squeegee

      Chill , cut, eat ? Dunno that's what we would do.

    • Kbill

      Step 2 is eat…and no one can remember what step 3 is

    • st33

      Allow alcohol to soak into the watermelon. After penetration (hehe) allow the watermelon to sit in fridge for a day (or not) then cut it in half and enjoy your slushified watermelon. Flavored vodka to complement the watermelon…Anyone have a favorite flavor for this?

    • Zaedrus

      Step 2 – Eat watermelon.
      Step 3 – Be inebriated.

    • Brian

      Let the alcohol soak in to the watermelon, cut it open, eat and enjoy.

    • drew


    • Bud

      So when you cut this thing in half, vodka doesn't spill everywhere? I almost thought that you would just cut other hole in the side and pour drinks with it.

      • Simon

        Nope, you leave it to soak in. Then, well, that's all she wrote.

    • Bob

      Step 2. Get the girls drunk.. Step 3……………………..

      • Paul from the gump


    • adventuresofhannah


      • Bud

        So again, how does that not explode everywhere when you cut it in half if it just liquefies the inside?

        • NotAnExpert

          I'm pretty sure the flesh of the watermelon soaks up ALL of the alcohol. In picture #19, they've hollowed out the watermelon separately and filled it back up with fun stuff.

    • UWchick

      This is why I never remember the 4th of July…

    • Gil

      Look it up fuck!

      • Paul from the gump

        that song is FUCKING TERRIBLE

      • Paul from the gump

        What the fuck kind of crazy Russian watermelon are we dealing with here?

  • John Chambers

    #31 This is genius, no more dry mouth after a night out on the lash. Although a simple bottle is just as good haha

    • Hara

      Just don't let that fucker sit at room temp too long.

    • Bob

      What the hell is a lash? part of the eyelid right?

    • Static

      MY WIFE NEEDS THIS!!! lol

      • jjj

        Design concept only by Leon Ransmeier. You might be able to have it built.

  • cels0_o

    #1 that's just lazy

    • Lunch_Box

      It's also stupid, Is tilting your head really that big of a problem?

      • Will

        lols genius

    • dumb americans

      of course. it's american.

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