Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • Sandy


    The force is strong with this one

    • Dar Shirts


    • 650

      I feel like #39 is going to be famous

    • Tru Chiver

      chive on little girl. KCCO

    • Epitomizer

      Is there a donation page somewhere? His parents have to have some monster bills rolling in.

    • fits

      Little dude is stronger than I'll ever be.

  • Fastenal TC

    Fastenal bitch

    • Truman


    • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

      She should bring a few thumbs up. #37

    • Ben

      I work there. Whats your 5 letter branch code? I'll make u stock check some shit tomorrow.

      • Notmyname

        I am a competitor, and LOVE your comment. KCCO

        • http://www.facebook.com/bondzaii Ben Bond

          KL Jack?

    • Beau McFaggy Pants

      Suck the shit out of my lower colon.

      • Haha


  • Franky


    That's a keeper

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I must get a second job at Domino's in your town.

    • jrk

      Awesome girlfriend is awesome

    • Carl

      next time submit a picture from the front

    • obviously

      whores gonna whore.

    • tv_paul

      They guarantee he'll be Fapping in 30 minutes or less.

      • McSmizzle

        haha I see what you did there..

    • truf

      and he's a cuckold

    • Alex

      That's a fake. Seen it before.

      • Guesty

        For some reason, I remember Playmate Jessa Hinton tweeting that pic of herself.

    • Houston Pizza Guy

      Damn that never happens when I'm delivering pizza

    • ATI

      A keeper? No, she's not. She's whoring for fun, and kidding herself if she thinks the dude gives a fuck. Like she's the only one who ever tried this shit before.

      • 984378

        you just shattered the chiver's dreams. just kidding, they'll call you a fag and ask for MOAR.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      " who said she could open the door? Bitch better wait for my request!"

    • seta

      keeper? looks more llike a slut to me if she always opens the door that way.

    • PHappy

      I answer the door in my drawers when the Mormons are trolling, sometimes I let the cow peek out the barn door

    • dnt

      not a keeper – a cocktease. Then they cry like hell and wonder how they got raped. Whores.

      • jamieson

        what the fuck, dude. "wonder how they got raped"??? you're FUCKING JOKING me right?! so all women have to do to NOT get raped is cover everything up and not go outside. men are slaves to their penises and just have to go around raping everything that makes their dick hard…..so if thats you, too bad I guess! everything about your comment makes me sick.

        • Juicy Gucci

          i respect your opinion, but if you're gonna swim around in the nile don't act all surprised when a croc bites you. just sayin.

          • Jameson

            Rapists rape because it is about power and control, NOT because a woman is "a tease". Seeing a hot woman doesn't turn joe pizza guy into a rapist…read a fucking pychology book. A man who rapes is a man who feels entitled to women and sex, they are just as likely to rape a woman in baggy sweatpants walking home from a night class as they are a girl in stilettos walking home from the bar. It's such a disgusting misconception that women who dress provocatively are "asking" to get raped, if you opened the door and were wearing a Rolex watch, would you be "asking" to get robbed?

        • Bill Murray

          i know, right? how could he claim that a woman answering the door in her underwear is too sexually suggestive? next thing you know people are gonna tell me i can't walk around compton in my klan hood and robes without saying i look like a racist. shit's crazy.

          • Jameson

            It's definitely sexually suggestive, but so is every other photo submitted of women on this site, so they've all got it comin' amirite?

            So if I've got this straight, men want women to be sexy, but not rapey sexy. I'll write that down. Don't be rapey sexy girls. You could get raped for that.

    • http://www.facebook.com/alan.carlson.96 Alan Carlson

      future swingers

    • Truth

      Bow chick a wow wow….come on now…who didn't hear porn music start when they saw that picture?

      • Ron Swanson


    • jblake

      amazing. I cant even get my girlfriend to wear shorts or a dress.

      • Kristen

        That's because she doesn't exist.

    • Stablu

      #19 that's just cruel. Like waving food in front of people who have none.

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #3 Damn. Damn. Damn. Incredible. I want to be on you…both of you.

    • Faceless

      Why not all three?

    • clever handle

      #3 refraction ftw

    • hot as fuck

      One of them is gypsyone.tumblr.com, look her up.

  • Macro

    Hell yeah DAR!

    • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

      Don't forget about #37

  • scotology

    #16 Stop high fiving so hard

    • NcouthYouth

      Why does he have a gun?!

      PS. get well soon

      • AggieRob

        I imagine the gun is to deter anyone from getting close enough to bump up against what is likely a very sore shoulder. Just a wild guess…I've been right once or twice before, so…could happen again ๐Ÿ™‚

        • acdc

          No – in case he wakes up and there are zombies…..

          • Ol' Rock

            I got my wisdom teeth out last month. I went under with my pistol hidden in my waistband so that if i woke up and that bastard stole my kidneys i could track him down before i died.

    • Shogun 75

      too many dutch rudders….

    • HUH?

      in the first pic your bf looks like a chick.

    • NME

      It's apparent that you guys jacked off an elephant and injured yourselves in the process.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Saw 1st Picture and Read "Me & My Boyfriend"…..
      and then i was torn between how effeminate he looked and how much i'd still like to see them make-out

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      Yeah, what's up with this – Who is the other girl in the first photo? I mean, he has feminine wrists and hands in the last pic, but he is a dude… I mean they kind of look alike, maybe siblings…. so I'm just confused, as usual. And WTF with the gun?

    • LOLz

      stop fapping so hard, or at least, switch to your other hand once in a while….lol

    • Deirdre

      chivers- that is my sister on the left… and we are first time chivettes

      KCCO ๐Ÿ™‚

      • jay


      • TulsaSmartassChiver

        Moar pic or it neverhappened!

        Also, KCCO ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

        I see you kept the Bair Paw gowns. I had one of those on Monday. Just a couple of tumors in the bladder!! KCCO!!!!

      • IamAwesome

        Easy on the spray tan. You look better without it.

    • guest

      this is probably one of the most confusing images i've seen on this site. so many questions.

      why are they both having shoulder surgery? how does her boyfriend change from a twin sister-looking female to a male? why does he have a gun?

    • TommyKnockers

      I can't think of any good reason to give a guy high on pain killers a gun…He'll shoot the shit out of the TV before he realizes it's not the remote control.

  • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

    Time for everyone to argue over pictures they creep on!
    And #19 is cruel. Im sure hed rather have a bigger tip

    • Dolphonkey

      I'm sure she made his tip bigger.

    • FancyFeathers

      He makes her get a bigger tip. Lol jk

      • Hand of Fate

        I'm sorry but the correct response to "I'm sure hed rather have a bigger tip" is:

        I'm sure she'd rather have a bigger tip too. (With apologies to her Chiver bf that submitted this)

    • Peach

      When one of them comes back and rapes her this picture will be super funny!!!

      • FunKiller

        Wow, aren't you just full of optimism? You don't sound like a sweet peach…..kind of rotten!

      • Heywood Jablomi

        Rape is never funny. Unless you're raping a clown. Then it's hilarious.

    • guestwisdom

      Am sure she also blows them when you are not around.

    • Diggers

      Please post the follow up photo of her being sexually assaulted. No one likes a tease.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Na bro her super sik boyfriend would be there to thwart it. Whatasickladheis

        • iChive


    • JFrost

      Just the tip?

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Jackie Chan: The Early Years

    • Brent

      More like chow from the hangover

      • WhompWhomp

        more like every asian ever

    • Squirrel

      I'd have to say Bruce Lee. He'd kick Chan's ass

      • mishai

        hmm Lee in suit?…nah in this age he did half naked vertical push ups:D

    • 16inchzipper

      Hey look! It's Ethan Hawke!

  • don't get married


    It only took 6 months but I finally got my nagging wife a DAR shirt

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Make her pose like a drunk magician!

    • jrk

      I already have one but for some reason I feel like I need to quick go to the chivery and start putting one in the card while I still can…

      Then I remember I have one and get back to the glorious hump dar.

      • jrk

        in the cart or on the card anyway… derp

    • Giblets

      Managed to snag one too ๐Ÿ™‚

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      And it will only take another six months to finalize the divorce.

    • caleb

      Now if theChive would just get on the red Canada KCCO tees, i'd be a happy boy.

    • SeamusO

      Glad to see the 3x. I normally wear XL, but took the sizing advice and sized up when I got my KCCO and Chive Logo. The 2X still fit me like a sausage skin. When I see all the pics of shirt winners, I wonder if they are all mini-people.

  • AB

    #50 mother of god

    • Dr_Originality

      I don't know what to do with my life after seeing this picture

    • AssHaterson

      Jesus H….

    • MNChiver

      Dat ass

    • slutnuts

      an ass fit for BBC indeed

    • Really?

      Who is she? MOAR

    • burt reynolds

      i seem to remember a lot of arguments about this pic before and wether or not dat ass is shopped. I believe the conclusion we reached was "indeed shopped" ?

      • yeah

        def not shopped

    • jamie

      i would really like to give a thumbs up but I can't ruin the +69 KCCO

    • Wayne

      Lela Star. This picture has been posted 23 times, and found 23 times. Btw, google her at home…nsfw

    • Grant

      This may seem odd and it took me a minute to notice, but does she have toes?

    • Masterdebator

      Idk who she is but here's a link with the original photo http://ink361.com/#/photos/207102052106348901_256

      There's more pictures on her site and she kinda looks like a man…

      • Masterdebator

        UPDATE: Her name is Jessica Jourdan
        This link has more pictures of her if you scroll through them http://ink361.com/#/users/25625873/photos

      • Thror

        The picture posted above is the unaltered one. On Master's link, you can see the most pointless 'shop I've seen in a while. Her butt has plenty of (sexy) curve to it all on it's own…

    • Glizz

      and saint mary!!!!!!!

    • Matt

      Lela Star…butterface. Just use your imagination to insert an actual attractive face on an otherwise spectacular body

  • Vic

    #39 #42…sooo sexy!

    • lucky f

      I bet Chive gets so many tity shots like this one. Lucky bastards

      • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

        #37 I'd like to see this little lip biter…

        • lucky f

          I feel like she has nudes out there. I recognize her face and for a second thought it was her nudes.

      • fernsyla


        • #39

          they better be. they cost enough

    • ATx

      #39 blew my mind. You are gorgeuos.

    • Tsaa


      2 minute doing this, what do you think?

      • Ktm

        Very nice

      • Simon

        add an extra minute to add a nipple and you're set

  • jmdmn

    #16 Might be time to tell your boyfriend to stop shooting you both in the shoulder.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      why ARE BOTH of you requiring surgery in the Right Shoulder?
      It just seems like there's a story here.

  • rejackson73@yahoo.com

    #3 doesn’t light going through water distort the image? Still looks good to me!!

  • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

    #15 story of my life……

    • acdc


  • Dan

    #14 MOAR Please

    • NcouthYouth

      such a fantastic outfit.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      She puts the booty in
      Rebooting MY Animus

    • hudsong84

      Her name is Angelica Dawn, you can find her on facebook.

    • http://www.facebook.com/alan.carlson.96 Alan Carlson

      those thighs mmmmmmmmmmm

  • Dbswv

    #21 yes you are!

    • truthteller

      Not slutty enough ,you need to be a complete skank to become a regular chivette.

    • Chuck


    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      As if she doesnt know. All attention is good attention i guess

    • turd ferguson

      9.9/10 in my book

      • Jake

        9.5/10 in mine. I love all her features, she's just no Scarlett Johansson.

  • Brother Maynard

    #41 I love you Asa!!!!!!!

    • manly


    • Black6dog

      I love your Asa!!!!!!!!! ftfy

  • will


    My collection is finally complete

    • http://freshdub.tumblr.com KCO617

      I only need a green KCCO now…

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Livin' the dream!

    • Child Please

      D.A.R. shirts: that awkward moment when you're explaining to a group of drunk people why the fuck there's no E on that "D.A.R.E." shirt.

  • SanDiegoChiver

    #30 how do I get in on this game of grab-ass

    • bill

      I think the membership requirements are be a hot blonde girl with a nice ass.

  • Conrads gay

    I like the butts

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #40 "and thats how i get out of all my tickets"

    • Bordertown

      this happened in my beautiful town of laredo, tx. there is a beer run/drive thru where women in lingerie and skimpy bikinis attend u. this one was filing a report for a stolen cell phone. kcco

      • Noegod

        that's what I miss about Laredo, there are so many of those drive through stores with the girls!

  • saskchivertoon

    #44 #48 #50 AWE YEAAA HUMP DAR

    • suckit

      Keep calm and whore on.

    • JinGJ

      All about the bow fishing chivette. Yum!

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Moar o yea moar moar o damnnnn holy shit moar!!!!
      Moar moar omg omg omg moarrr!!!? Did u guys see those pics!! MOAR moarrrrrrr!!

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        See how stupid that looks? They made it on the post. We get it. Theyre sexy. At least tryyy to say somn funny.

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          when are you going to start taking your own advice?

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            Well mcfaggot if u had a reading level above grade 5 youd see that i do

            • Lol

              Hahaha mcfaggot lol this guy is funny u should def take his advice

        • 4987894

          agreed. just ignore McBeastiality. he's the chive's resident snarky butthurt liberal.

  • http://twitter.com/cvine08 @cvine08

    #21…yes you are.

    • wisdom

      Show more skin ,the chivers will fap furiously and worship you then.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Moarr moar

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Moaarr moaarrr!!

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            Omg please god moarrrr yesss moarr
            MOAR yes god fuk moarrrr o shit goddammnn MoAr moar holy fuck mOARR!!

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              No way fuk that we want WAY moarrr not just MoAr!! So please moarrrrr moarrrr
              Moarrrr!!! Ooo fuk yea jesus god MOAr way moar lord pleaseee moarrr!!

              • Juicy Gucci

                i see what you did there. dumbass chivers probably don't though.

    • MrJ

      I think #21 has scars like shes been cutting herself on her right leg. Sweetheart ur gorgeous. U dont need internet phony attention. Find some real love inside for yourself.

  • OhioChiver

    #25 Always steps it up, Nice CG. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • therealguy

    My day just got *A LOT* better.

    • Ty4

      thank you so much for making that two words. I appreciate you as a person.

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