Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

Always the black ones..

Please, no more puns. I just can't bear them.

Track is great because you don't need a lot of expensive equipment. You can just bring the bear essentials.

it was pawsibly the grizzliest race he ever ran.

Bitch better gimme my honey!

U mean satans holiday? Im sure those harlots would love to

Duck Duck Douchette's!

want to get herpes this halloween?

Ya, on halloween? Or ever?

I like comics even more now

MOAR MOAR MOAR … FIND FIND FIND!! (I think that about sums it up)

Fake tan+ hipster douche glasses+ bolt on tits+ duck face = not exactly what I hope for when I chive.

Anyone else notice the sign in the back that says "barf"? Just askin', not a commentary on the picture itself

google "boobs". that should keep you busy for a wHile

#14 my spidey sense in tingling!

Paula Labaredas, you're welcome.

Hot lady can do whatever she wants to costume and everyone is fine with it. Any guy has the emblem off by 1/8th of a inch and never hears the end of it.

FAIL

you don't read the 1st comment?? the joke's been made, sport.

Run that one by me again?

and you will never have that

no, i dont see the justification actually. 3 sluts that couldnt name more than one character from any comic book just being extra slutty, and trying to look like they have an ounce of brains by putting on stupid looking glasses… nice tits though

What's so hard about understanding that these girls are PAID to attend these events to draw in more nerds? The same applies to every type of tradeshow…trust me… From education and finances to petroleum and aerospace tradeshows…

Hipster glasses= the new duck lips.

because it's so trendy that even vapid attention whores like these who most likely don't even read them wear the merchandise?

Because attention sluts will say they're "OMG LIEK SUCH NERDS, BECAUSE I KNOW BATMAN IS CLARK KENT, RIGHT?" to jump on the faux-nerd bandwagon?

If only phasers and torpedoes were a feasible option in everyday life…

Me too… It gets really awkward when you pass the same person 3+ times without ever once adjusting your cruise control…

The comedian Gallagher had a bit where he promoted shooting the offending vehicle with a dart gun. If a cop saw a car with numerous darts on it the driver was given a ticket automatically.

Makes me want to pass them and throw a fist full of pennies at their windshield.

Gotta assert ur dominance somehow prof x

I know, right? Same here.

they are all different varieties of maple leaves.

Can't wait to see what it looks like in spring

FIND……that tattoo artist. Solid work.

haha that's going to look like total dog shit in 20 years when his skin just looks orange and blotchy.

Am gonna go out on a limb here and say he fucking loves leaves…

The tattoo was done by Dmitriy Samohin. Here is a link to his fb page, He does GORGEOUS work.
https://www.facebook.com/DmitriySamohin

Fuk that he aint the guns of the naverone

"I'm tired! Of these mutha fuq'en snakes! Hissing at mah mutha fuq'en bag!!!

hahaha exactly what i thought when i saw this picture.

Bruce lee*

Liu Kang retards

Okay, good. You're done.

Virginity secured. tldr

Haha Tired Trav tends to ramble on. One would have been fine, but all three is a wee bit overboard. Oh well, can't be awesome all the time.

Even the slutty heroes are not immune to duck face.

She makes my spidey senses tingle

just go away. at least paula is kinda funny. you try too hard.

triple -duck-face – FAIL!

- He's holding a bag darling.

you mean, like Christian Slater?

you mean, like above ground pools?

Yeah, but if you were to tell him that in the middle of a forest he'd whip your ass and you'd never see it coming.