Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • scotology

    #1 Bearly won

    • This.

      Always the black ones..

    • saucypants

      Please, no more puns. I just can't bear them.

    • Dwide Schrude

      Track is great because you don't need a lot of expensive equipment. You can just bring the bear essentials.

    • giggity

      it was pawsibly the grizzliest race he ever ran.

      • sauce boss

        I feel like you guys are really pandaring

    • Blake

      Bitch better gimme my honey!

      • MattyDeuce

        Hopefully she puts it in a growler

        • UltraLord

          Kodiak finish

          • dwide

            I wish it's opponents were as… bear…. as it was

  • thebigbangdito


    Want to hang out on halloween this year?

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      U mean satans holiday? Im sure those harlots would love to

      • err

        i hope you are being sarcastic… otherwise you are a narrow minded judgmental douche.

        • mikey

          …like you?…

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            Ima let u finish mikey but riddle me this y do these faggot get so butthurt over pics of girls??

            • DrGarnicus


            • Traylor

              because their taste in women never developed paste the age of 14. HURRR DURR dey gots teh big boobies and dress like skanky video-game characters! WHAT GODDESSES! MARRY ME! I'M IN LOVE!! pathetic pussy-worshippers.

            • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

              you're one of the most horrible people to ever post here.

    • Bob

      Duck Duck Douchette's!

      • rawsker

        That duck face is cool w me

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      want to get herpes this halloween?

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        I guess I was wrong…go ahead and go bareback…they look…………….clean.

    • Bud

      Ya, on halloween? Or ever?

    • Echo

      I like comics even more now

    • Jay

      MOAR MOAR MOAR … FIND FIND FIND!! (I think that about sums it up)

    • AlF

      Fake tan+ hipster douche glasses+ bolt on tits+ duck face = not exactly what I hope for when I chive.

      • Tru Chiver

        BAWWWWWWWW these women are goddesses that i'm in love with and i want them to marry me! you're a gay basement dwelling kid who can't get any, because only men who have lots of sex act like pussy-worshipping herbs on the internet! THUMB DAUOOOOOOOON!!! KCCO

    • trex88

      Anyone else notice the sign in the back that says "barf"? Just askin', not a commentary on the picture itself

  • Derp

    #14 #25 MOAR PLEASE!!!

    • derpina

      google "boobs". that should keep you busy for a wHile

    • http://thinkrandomness.blogspot.com beserker

      #14 my spidey sense in tingling!

      • mikey

        …that chunky ass is the web-storage area…

    • Found Her

      Paula Labaredas, you're welcome.

    • Underbaker

      Hot lady can do whatever she wants to costume and everyone is fine with it. Any guy has the emblem off by 1/8th of a inch and never hears the end of it.

  • THX 118


    • Derp


  • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

    #1 an un-bear-able loss….

    • O.G.

      you don't read the 1st comment?? the joke's been made, sport.

      • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

        wasnt there when i loaded the page?

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        True all these motherfuckers need to stop reposting the same pic. Altho i do like unbearable more

  • MattyDeuce

    #25 See, this is why I don't mind being such a comic book geek

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Run that one by me again?

    • truth

      and you will never have that

    • Cpt. Merica

      no, i dont see the justification actually. 3 sluts that couldnt name more than one character from any comic book just being extra slutty, and trying to look like they have an ounce of brains by putting on stupid looking glasses… nice tits though

      • sauce boss

        My thoughts exactly this is what's wrong with being a nerd nowadays just shores with fake glasses and daddy issues

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Thats not whats wrong with it

    • mikeraw

      What's so hard about understanding that these girls are PAID to attend these events to draw in more nerds? The same applies to every type of tradeshow…trust me… From education and finances to petroleum and aerospace tradeshows…

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        I know some bitch who shows up scantly clad and charges money for pictures. She makes like a couple hundred a day off them

    • bones

      Hipster glasses= the new duck lips.

    • Bill Murray

      because it's so trendy that even vapid attention whores like these who most likely don't even read them wear the merchandise?

    • Traylor

      Because attention sluts will say they're "OMG LIEK SUCH NERDS, BECAUSE I KNOW BATMAN IS CLARK KENT, RIGHT?" to jump on the faux-nerd bandwagon?


    #6 Story of my life

    • http://www.facebook.com/Stokesy6 Garrett Stokes

      If only phasers and torpedoes were a feasible option in everyday life…

    • Dick Salad

      Me too… It gets really awkward when you pass the same person 3+ times without ever once adjusting your cruise control…

    • guest

      The comedian Gallagher had a bit where he promoted shooting the offending vehicle with a dart gun. If a cop saw a car with numerous darts on it the driver was given a ticket automatically.

      • Macro


    • DaveStinson316

      Makes me want to pass them and throw a fist full of pennies at their windshield.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Gotta assert ur dominance somehow prof x

    • Franklin1138

      I know, right? Same here.

  • Him

    #2 "New tattoo?"
    "No, Me father was an oak tree"

    • Treemeister

      they are all different varieties of maple leaves.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Where the trees are so biiig
        It takes to days to walk around oneee

    • Shawny

      Can't wait to see what it looks like in spring

      • danno29388


    • Child Please

      FIND……that tattoo artist. Solid work.

      • megan

        The tattoo was done by Dmitriy Samohin. Here is a link to his fb page, He does GORGEOUS work.

        • Child Please

          I honestly didn't expect a response. Thanks, Megan!

    • deflatermouse

      haha that's going to look like total dog shit in 20 years when his skin just looks orange and blotchy.

    • DaveStinson316

      Am gonna go out on a limb here and say he fucking loves leaves…

      • DrGarnicus

        I like the pun with "limb"

    • megan

      The tattoo was done by Dmitriy Samohin. Here is a link to his fb page, He does GORGEOUS work.

  • 3MC

    #9 Samuel L's got nothin on this guy

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Fuk that he aint the guns of the naverone

    • SnakesOnAbag

      "I'm tired! Of these mutha fuq'en snakes! Hissing at mah mutha fuq'en bag!!!

  • ......

    this guy^…………

  • Me.

    #6 A swift love tap to their bumper should be legitimate.

  • p$d

    #12 look at all that shitty beer

    • BigA39

      hahaha exactly what i thought when i saw this picture.

  • Problem?

    #15 Jackie Chan still gots it!

    • Problemé?

      Bruce lee*

      • MattyDeuce

        *Liu Kang

        • Problem?


    • Scaggnettii

      Liu Kang retards

      • Problem?

        Lol I know I was just being a dick..

        • http://twitter.com/FLRescue @FLRescue

          No. You were just wrong and think all Asians look alike. What a dick

  • Trav1121

    #6 In space, no one can here you horn and curse. Probably a Borg ship. You just know that boxy junker is gonna slow way down going up hills, while the lines are double solid. Been there, Jean-Luc, been there… Or it might be Kirk swerving all over the road while getting a hummer from some alien broad. Haha either way, keeping it!

    • Child Please

      Okay, good. You're done.

      • Aaron

        That might be be of the funniest responses I've ever seen!

    • Woop

      Virginity secured. tldr

    • Trav1121

      Haha Tired Trav tends to ramble on. One would have been fine, but all three is a wee bit overboard. Oh well, can't be awesome all the time. 🙂

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Na yo fuk them say what u gotta say. Your self actualization is refreshing tho

        • Jen

          omg, shut up.

        • Jen

          shut up, and fuck my slutty little mouth!

          • http://www.facebook.com/marksantiagorea Mark Rea

            Seems legit

      • etcrr

        You haven't been awesome ever, fuckstick/

  • MooCow

    #10 the cow says "moo"

  • adonisallan

    #25 The slutty heroes

    • Lunch_Box

      Even the slutty heroes are not immune to duck face.

  • johnnystyle

    #14 that's a heckuva web-slinger!

    • bones

      She makes my spidey senses tingle

  • hellishot

    #25 That's quacking hot!!!

  • Man

    #9 "BAD. YOU NO BITE!!!"

  • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

    #4 the gods shove cock in ass in the house a batiatus!

    • wtf

      just go away. at least paula is kinda funny. you try too hard.

      • Slim Jim

        actually she's not really funny either.

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          compared to jjrrake she's johnny fuckin' carson.

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            I always laugh at what i say
            I mean thats a solid spartacus ref

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              And btw mcbeast creeps on my pathetic tweets

              • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

                has the thumbs down thing made you think about yourself and your comments at all?

              • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

                and I don't need to "creep" your comments…they stand out like a big, stupid, ignorant, unfunny thumb.

                and by that I mean you're a fuckface.

      • Traylor

        no. paula tries too hard too.

  • LarsfromNorway

    #25 with the power to look stupid as hell despite their hot bodies and faces

    • forever harmed

      triple -duck-face – FAIL!

  • http://www.facebook.com/trish.sidelko Trish Sidelko

    #9 There's a reason why he's missing most of his fingers. Holy terrifying.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      – He's holding a bag darling.

      • Ohlordylord


  • Mr. Me

    #2 cool but lame at the same time

    • O_o

      you mean, like Christian Slater?

      • Mr. Me

        Christian Slater was always lame but lame

    • dochandy

      you mean, like above ground pools?

    • Euroranger

      Yeah, but if you were to tell him that in the middle of a forest he'd whip your ass and you'd never see it coming.

  • just4fun88

    #25 I think my dream last night came true oO

  • https://www.facebook.com/bryan.daniel.712 Bryan Daniel

    #25 'Like OMG, I LOVE Batmans'

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