July 18, 2012 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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Category: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
#1 Bearly won
Always the black ones..
Please, no more puns. I just can't bear them.
Track is great because you don't need a lot of expensive equipment. You can just bring the bear essentials.
it was pawsibly the grizzliest race he ever ran.
I feel like you guys are really pandaring
Bitch better gimme my honey!
Hopefully she puts it in a growler
I wish it's opponents were as… bear…. as it was
Want to hang out on halloween this year?
U mean satans holiday? Im sure those harlots would love to
i hope you are being sarcastic… otherwise you are a narrow minded judgmental douche.
Ima let u finish mikey but riddle me this y do these faggot get so butthurt over pics of girls??
because their taste in women never developed paste the age of 14. HURRR DURR dey gots teh big boobies and dress like skanky video-game characters! WHAT GODDESSES! MARRY ME! I'M IN LOVE!! pathetic pussy-worshippers.
you're one of the most horrible people to ever post here.
Duck Duck Douchette's!
That duck face is cool w me
want to get herpes this halloween?
I guess I was wrong…go ahead and go bareback…they look…………….clean.
Ya, on halloween? Or ever?
I like comics even more now
MOAR MOAR MOAR … FIND FIND FIND!! (I think that about sums it up)
Fake tan+ hipster douche glasses+ bolt on tits+ duck face = not exactly what I hope for when I chive.
BAWWWWWWWW these women are goddesses that i'm in love with and i want them to marry me! you're a gay basement dwelling kid who can't get any, because only men who have lots of sex act like pussy-worshipping herbs on the internet! THUMB DAUOOOOOOOON!!! KCCO
Anyone else notice the sign in the back that says "barf"? Just askin', not a commentary on the picture itself
#14 #25 MOAR PLEASE!!!
google "boobs". that should keep you busy for a wHile
#14 my spidey sense in tingling!
…that chunky ass is the web-storage area…
Paula Labaredas, you're welcome.
Hot lady can do whatever she wants to costume and everyone is fine with it. Any guy has the emblem off by 1/8th of a inch and never hears the end of it.
#1 an un-bear-able loss….
you don't read the 1st comment?? the joke's been made, sport.
wasnt there when i loaded the page?
True all these motherfuckers need to stop reposting the same pic. Altho i do like unbearable more
#25 See, this is why I don't mind being such a comic book geek
Run that one by me again?
and you will never have that
no, i dont see the justification actually. 3 sluts that couldnt name more than one character from any comic book just being extra slutty, and trying to look like they have an ounce of brains by putting on stupid looking glasses… nice tits though
My thoughts exactly this is what's wrong with being a nerd nowadays just shores with fake glasses and daddy issues
Thats not whats wrong with it
What's so hard about understanding that these girls are PAID to attend these events to draw in more nerds? The same applies to every type of tradeshow…trust me… From education and finances to petroleum and aerospace tradeshows…
I know some bitch who shows up scantly clad and charges money for pictures. She makes like a couple hundred a day off them
Hipster glasses= the new duck lips.
because it's so trendy that even vapid attention whores like these who most likely don't even read them wear the merchandise?
Because attention sluts will say they're "OMG LIEK SUCH NERDS, BECAUSE I KNOW BATMAN IS CLARK KENT, RIGHT?" to jump on the faux-nerd bandwagon?
#6 Story of my life
If only phasers and torpedoes were a feasible option in everyday life…
Me too… It gets really awkward when you pass the same person 3+ times without ever once adjusting your cruise control…
The comedian Gallagher had a bit where he promoted shooting the offending vehicle with a dart gun. If a cop saw a car with numerous darts on it the driver was given a ticket automatically.
Makes me want to pass them and throw a fist full of pennies at their windshield.
Gotta assert ur dominance somehow prof x
I know, right? Same here.
#2 "New tattoo?"
"No, Me father was an oak tree"
they are all different varieties of maple leaves.
Where the trees are so biiig
It takes to days to walk around oneee
Can't wait to see what it looks like in spring
BWAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Chive On!
FIND……that tattoo artist. Solid work.
The tattoo was done by Dmitriy Samohin. Here is a link to his fb page, He does GORGEOUS work.
I honestly didn't expect a response. Thanks, Megan!
haha that's going to look like total dog shit in 20 years when his skin just looks orange and blotchy.
Am gonna go out on a limb here and say he fucking loves leaves…
I like the pun with "limb"
#9 Samuel L's got nothin on this guy
Fuk that he aint the guns of the naverone
"I'm tired! Of these mutha fuq'en snakes! Hissing at mah mutha fuq'en bag!!!
#6 A swift love tap to their bumper should be legitimate.
#12 look at all that shitty beer
hahaha exactly what i thought when i saw this picture.
#15 Jackie Chan still gots it!
Liu Kang retards
Lol I know I was just being a dick..
No. You were just wrong and think all Asians look alike. What a dick
#6 In space, no one can here you horn and curse. Probably a Borg ship. You just know that boxy junker is gonna slow way down going up hills, while the lines are double solid. Been there, Jean-Luc, been there… Or it might be Kirk swerving all over the road while getting a hummer from some alien broad. Haha either way, keeping it!
Okay, good. You're done.
That might be be of the funniest responses I've ever seen!
Virginity secured. tldr
Haha Tired Trav tends to ramble on. One would have been fine, but all three is a wee bit overboard. Oh well, can't be awesome all the time.
Na yo fuk them say what u gotta say. Your self actualization is refreshing tho
omg, shut up.
shut up, and fuck my slutty little mouth!
You haven't been awesome ever, fuckstick/
#10 the cow says "moo"
#25 The slutty heroes
Even the slutty heroes are not immune to duck face.
#14 that's a heckuva web-slinger!
She makes my spidey senses tingle
#25 That's quacking hot!!!
#9 "BAD. YOU NO BITE!!!"
#4 the gods shove cock in ass in the house a batiatus!
just go away. at least paula is kinda funny. you try too hard.
actually she's not really funny either.
compared to jjrrake she's johnny fuckin' carson.
I always laugh at what i say
I mean thats a solid spartacus ref
And btw mcbeast creeps on my pathetic tweets
has the thumbs down thing made you think about yourself and your comments at all?
and I don't need to "creep" your comments…they stand out like a big, stupid, ignorant, unfunny thumb.
and by that I mean you're a fuckface.
no. paula tries too hard too.
#25 with the power to look stupid as hell despite their hot bodies and faces
triple -duck-face – FAIL!
#9 There's a reason why he's missing most of his fingers. Holy terrifying.
- He's holding a bag darling.
#2 cool but lame at the same time
you mean, like Christian Slater?
Christian Slater was always lame but lame
you mean, like above ground pools?
Yeah, but if you were to tell him that in the middle of a forest he'd whip your ass and you'd never see it coming.
#25 I think my dream last night came true oO
#25 'Like OMG, I LOVE Batmans'
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