At the end of the day we all have taxes and death in common (33 photos)

  • MOAR

    ::Select All:: Unsee

    • Ghost in the Machine

      For hope and sanity, I'm forcing myself to believe, they're all shopped.

  • Dazed

    #25 hey it's a plane no its a bird no its super disgusting

    • Burro

      Is that Adrien Brody?

      • Epitomizer


    • cleojones

      so true..

    • Notknowing

      WTF is that!

    • black27696

      It's also anorexic

  • smash

    Die Antwoord! Yolandi Vi$$er is the weirdest hot chick ever.

    • StingRay

      some of the craziest music too!!

    • MylesofStyles


    • ebbasdead

      DJ high tech drop the mother fuckin beat dog

    • Jeff Smith

      There is nothing hot about that chick in this post or any other pics of her…. That is unless you like chicks with monkey faces…

      • HumpDan

        I guess I like chicks with monkey faces.

      • richmackin

        Jeff, that's a pretty daring comment for someone whose own FB profile pic is eclipsed by a lady. Not saying your lady friend is a monkey herself, but…well…have you met the internet before? Chive is a lovely place, but…I mean, comment sections are not the friendliest of places.

    • Thror

      Huh? I googled it. It didn't get any better. Now I wish I could unsee it.

      • black27696

        Yeah I don't get why people think she's hot or even good looking. I just don't get it.

    • ry_linch

      look at me, all up in the interweb

    • Stevo

      Proudly South African, Bru

  • BJ McKay

    one of the most disturbing posts ive seen on this site 😦

  • Spoj

    Wow, just wow!

  • Meh

    #33 Pretty wise… is that what his neck is telling me?

    • Scrub


      • hi tek


    • @DadCorleone

      F-ing Zef!!!

    • toogeekyforyou

      They are crazy but I love their music. ZEF!

    • Shameel Shaheen Khan

      zef side yah puss

      • Jordan Tunnicliff

        FOKKIN PUS!

        • Sybrand

          Fokken Poes, dumbass!

    • richmackin

      "Pretty wise, that's pretty self-stated"- Ninja. (Don't look for anything more sensible, you'll descend into madness.

    • KyleGamgee

      She's old enough to crack a brick in your teeth while you sleep.

    • Scaggnettii

      Zef side! Die Antwoord ftw!

      • Ghostly_Jen

        I love them! Any other Chivers going to see them in Nashville in October?

        • SheNukes

          Got to see them in Toronto back in Feb. FANTASTIC show. You're in for a real treat!!!! Break out your gold leggings.

  • ScUrbin

    • Bryan

      Agreed sir

    • StillSad

      then GTFO

      • ScUrbin

        Ha ha wish I could! I would conquer Jupiter and rename it CHIVE! Keep Calm & Conquer On!

  • dinobarf

    I can feel Darwin rolling over

  • Spencetron

    If Mr. Miyagi went to Penn St. rather than Cali:

    • You're Welcome


    • alcideissexy

      being a cross-dresser doesn't make you a pederast.

  • Drew

    first comment ever

    • KCO617

      What a waste it was.

    • Schawing

      I have zero fucks to give you

    • Schawing

      Because I'm giving them all to my boyfriend ❤

  • doodles

    Die Antwoord, South African rap group. Faction on Sirius radio was playing their music awhile back #33

    • General

      • SpacemanSpiff

        ooooorrr my latest fave

        • Baboocole

          This video is so amazing…I love her prayer at the beginning!

        • DexterX

          well thats almost seven minutes of my life ill never get back.

          • tooks

            Don't worry about it. Your life isn't really as important as you think it is.

        • Mr_Taco

          What kind of fuck is going on here?

      • What The...


        • F***

          Many Questions

    • 512

      Red Dragons

      • toogeekyforyou

        Hell yes! Red Dragons! Ellismania!

    • alleykay

      Some seriously awesome freeky chit! 🙂

    • shawn

      Amazing show, saw them in Portland Oregon earlier this year

      • richmackin

        Hi Shawn! I was there too. I was the guy in the Ninja suit, my girlfriend was in the Dragon suit. We handed out buttons with Ninja and Yolandi's faces.

    • six-four

      Yolandi is fecking freaky hot

    • spucifer

      Maybe I'm getting to old but I just listened to this group, and I'm wondering what has happened to music.

      • chaz

        no your right, this is shit. period.

      • beenice

        Yup. You're getting old.

  • General

    #4 Oh dear!

    • Adam

      I read this one with a "bro" at the end. Just seemed right.

    • Harmonica33

      gotta love ppl like this there are som many of those at my gym 😀

    • Macro

      Every dude at my gym, except they never build any muscle. Bunch of scrawny thugs in beaters.

    • Optimus_prime

      Look at his little chicken legs!

    • :DDD

      I am surprised his legs can carry the weight of his body

  • GernBlansten

    Silly humans…..

  • WindyCityCHIver


    They said we could become anything we wanted, so we became trash bags

    • Fuhrer D

      Personal pools for the win. The shouldn't have taken pictures, I bet you could sell a product like this as long as you made the "pools" colorful.

      • truth

        If you really like these 'personal pools', I've got a selection available for you. They come in white, black, and holiday orange. Please specify if you would like 50 or 55 gallon variety.

  • Toba

    #33 Die Antwoord! Enter the Ninja! Suuuuuch a creepy vid!

    • Scaggnettii

      Not even close to the creepiest!

  • Bax

    Die Antwoord!! hahahaha what krakkers!

  • Jack Wagon

    What a great collection of total fucking weirdos, some people should not be aloud to wander outside of their padded room in with the population

    • Ferrous Bueller

      Some people should have allowed you to learn English.

    • Nate Bablitz

      at least we can tell who these weirdo's are….and they seem to be happy with being weird on their own time. i'm more afraid of the weirdo's who wear suit's and tie's to their bank jobs, and then go home and molest children

    • Jesus

      The weirdos are what keeps our species interesting, though, you can't deny that.

  • chiver

    #18 let me guess…Russia?

    • Trash


    • :DDD

      Looks like it.

      But when I think about it. They are pretty hot and it looks like they work in some fast food place and just wearing the restaurant themed costume

  • MylesofStyles

    #13 I never had a rim job that I didn't like.

    • Optimus_prime

      I'm glad someone else watches the peoples court

    • Lok

      but you've never had one from Sulieman!

    • jasonsapunka

      Anyone else wondering why the fuck his tie is so short?

  • ScUrbin

    #1 White trash!

    • winfields

      Does the picture date say 2086? Is this how we stay cool in the future??

    • Byron_Black

      Nice one, ScUrbin!

  • StingRay

    if you ask Wesley Snipes—We all do NOT have taxes in common

  • ScUrbin

    #24 She can take my honey all she wants ;D

    • Guest

      Shes freakishly adorable.

    • Merica!

      Iv'e never wanted to hug anything more in my life.

    • ThroatwobblerM.

      The Camel ad behind her is also a pretty fair description of this Winnie.

  • MylesofStyles

    #7 #9 #10 Do these people not own mirrors?

    • cleojones

      shit.. my eyes are burning..

    • business in front

      #7…and the negro mullet was born

      • ttyl hef

        the "nullet"

    • Anomanom

      I expect #10 spend quite a lot of time in front of the mirror.

  • Sade

    #25 Needs a sandwich… and a life. o.0

  • @theterryburke

    #27 once you see it….

    • AgentFox

      I don't want to…

    • Monica Fierro

      lol perfect outline

    • Ajmay



      once you see it, you'll realize that's the exact reason why it's on this post. DOUCHE

    • negative nancy

      You can tell this is really a dude because of his dick.

      • MonkeyMadness

        No shit?

    • Static


    • Notknowing


    • 340Swinger

      I'm going to go stare at the sun now.

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